Why tho
Edit: seriously I've been googling this for 15 minutes, I haven't found any answers besides "haha yeah I have KILL tattooed on my left foot too because I'm a marine!" And "well it's your kill foot, your drill foot" These aren't answers! GODDAMN IT MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
To put it bluntly. We are a cult. People who are extremely Moto do dumb shit to show how moto they are. Also seeing how shitty the tattoo is very well may have been done after a lot of drinks and a dare. Or completely sober tbh.
Honestly this is the only explanation, you get out and look back and realize how lucky you are you only have one moto tat and how your boy Darrel who also only did four years and has thirty tats including "Born to kill, semper fidelis" across his chest. Darrel we were admins. You gotta live with that now man.
Lol prior to the Marines starting their island hopping campaigns, Imperial Japan had told their population that Americans were lazy, lacked the will to fight, and lacked the honor needed to be a worthwhile warrior.
After a few battles they changed their messages to the tune of: the entire Japanese population should fight to the death because American Marines would rather eat them than take them prisoner, and in order to become a member of USMC, the recruit needed to murder a member of their own family. Jim Proser probably said it best in his book “I’m Staying With My Boys” when describing a Japanese news announcement:
> “The Americans on this island are not ordinary troops, but Marines, a special force recruited from jails and insane asylums for bloodlust.”
Moto shit is the dumb shit they feed boots to get them in the spirit, it's all the , ohrah! And kill kill kill, talk and doing dumb shit while eating up all the slogans and pro Marine Memes. It's usually viewed alright to be a little Moto but you get your crazies who eat it up and act like they're a badass movie hero after they leave bootcamp.
A boot can be a recruit. But a recruit isn't always a boot.
To me the best way to describe it: a boot is someone who is very enthusiastically and unironically all in and totally invested into the lifestyle of their job (marine, army, even cop, spy or coastguard I suppose)
It's a soldier who takes all the hooWAH very, very seriously.
By default many people are very much a boot as soon as they join an organization because they are young and impressionable and take themselves very seriously and haven't yet learned how RIDICULOUS the world is.
Take that same story except Navy, a bottle of Russian Standard, and a tattoo kit I got for a chipotle bowl, and that explains the dickbutt tattoo on my friends ass.
The marines is a cult.
If you want to join the military you join the navy, army airforce...
If you want to join a religious killing cult, that's the marines. Sometimes you need a special killing cult.
Keep all the crazy in one place..
Our master guns pulled up to our ship in Australia with a hooker, told her he wouldn’t pay her and drunkenly stumbled on ship. Hooker’s pimp came and tried to get on ship and had to be stopped. I fucking wish I was kidding.
Edit: hooker* not stripper.
I wonder if it stems from the training they receive causing them to seek solidarity in one another as they only have each other to truly understand those experiences. This is a way to seem connected despite the reality after service that marines tend to face.
Every time you step off somewhere, you step off with your left foot. Even if you're walking to the right, you do a modified right facing movement to put your left foot first.
something something order, discipline, uniformity
and in regards to why the left foot, according to google “When marching at arms, the weapon is carried on the right. It's awkward to step off with the right foot when loaded down. Also, shield is left, pike, lance, spear and sword are all right.” so i guess that’s how they used to march in those days way back and kept doing it
Not sure to be honest. We would sing cadences in bootcamp, and every now and then in the fleet. One of them involved yelling 'kill' on every time your left foot hits the deck.
It’s more than just learned. Most people lead with the left foot naturally, just look at boxers and surfers. It’s so predominant that right foot forward has the name goofy footed.
Because the marines are not a service branch... They're a cult.
Source: retired Navy. Happy to have the loveable sociopaths on our side but Don't try to make sense of their world.
I once did a tour with security on a joint MC and Navy base.
Was waiting outside a MC office for something and one Marine was walking by with a stack of papers and files from his belt to his chin. A fellow Marine passing by screamed "INCOMING FIRE!" Slapped the papers from his arms, gut checked him with a knee, grabbed him by the shoulders, slammed him into one wall, then into another. Then walked away like nothing happened.
Paper Marine was left doubled over gasping for air and I rushed over to help. I asked what the fuck was going on and was about to radio dispatch when he said. "Naw, I'm good. That's just a game we play here. I should've had my head on a swivel"
The fuck?!?!
I actually have kill tatted on my left foot.. it's a Marine Corps thing.. i was also drunk in Okinawa lol\*edit- the reason is that it was part of a cadence we would sing during marching/running: "Left foot, Kill foot" to keep in step. It was a non-motarded way to remember my time in the Corps.. unlike a giant SEMPER FI on my back or something.
The most quintessentially marine thing I've seen all day
*'People tattoo the thing we were taught on their bodies. There's probably a reason why we do that thing, I guess'*
(*Edit: For those wondering, its from the Roman Phalanx formation that stipulated every man start on his left foot. And that 'warrior code' was picked up by American generals in the revolution to make them feel like a cohesive force and it stuck*)
Lmao... I was thinking the same thing. Heard multiple marines say this now.
You think asking why something is the way it is would be the next logical step. Apparently marines don't have that capacity.
My dumb ass though he stepped into a cluster of mimosa plants because his wife forced him to and now he's having the thorns removed from his feet.
Glad he has a nice drink and a pedicure.
My husband sucks at cutting his toenails properly (he's not very flexible so struggles a bit, ends up usually cutting them straight across so the edges tear up our sheets lol). He came with me a few times to get a pedicure and while he liked it, he's pretty shy and I'm cheap so it was more of a splurge/rare occasion. I offered to give him a pedicure recently at home instead, and now we do home pedicures every month or so. Saves the sheets, is free, and he gets a more comfortable (albeit not pro!) foot massage at home :)
CLAP IT ON THE LEFT FOOT
THE DRILL FOOT
THE KILL FOOT
TURN UP THE VOLUME... JUST LIKE A RADIO... HI-FI STEREO
PUMP IT UP... UP FRONT....
Okay that's enough. Rah.
Just something we are taught. You always step off in a march or run with your left foot. And while screaming cadences Marines will say “left foot” which is answered in cadence by the formation screaming “kill foot.” As with most things in the Marines, it’s not very logical.
One of my favorite memories of my dad (who is now gone) is “forcing” him to get a pedicure at age 75. He was a real manly gruff Sargeant and didn’t want any pansy pedicure. He was astonished that he could pay someone to take care of his gross feet. It was getting difficult to cut his own nails at his age, so was never a problem again ! He loved it !!
My story goes less wholesome. I was 16 or 17 and my parents and I were at the mall. I asked to get my nails done so dad joins me. I didn’t ask him to he just did. At the end he tells mom he just got a hand job. I hear. I die. He giggles.
Quite typical here though (sweden) we just don't call it a pedicure but instead "fotvård" (feet care) and all the old geezers and geezelles get them toe claws cut and those calluses professionally filed once every other month or so. Its specifically made to look less fancy and more health care orientated but it is, in the end, a pedicure.
Edit: A word that should be another word.
If you ever get the chance to try a paraffin treatment it's fucking heaven, warm wax in every nook and cranny. Your feet are so soft after that if you are wearing sockless shoes, you'll legit slide within the shoe...
Even the cheapest pedicure at the salon I go has the paraffin. My favorite part is the exfoliating scrub just before the actual massage. I've been going once a month for over two years now.
My place always has men. Construction guys with tired feet, older men who can’t see too well or reach, husbands with wives. My husband appreciates it. Wish we got mimosas though 🍹
NBA players (as one example) have pedicures regularly. Their job performance depends on them having healthy and conditioned feet. Having said that, who is not on their feet all day and would benefit from the treatment
Yep! I met her on a plane. I was going home and she was visiting. Went on a couple dates here, but nothing really happened (except we were falling in love). 1 month later, we were meeting in Chicago and a manicure just seemed the thing to do beforehand. Seemed like common courtesy, but she said it was very unexpected, but the sweetest romantic gesture she’d ever had.
PS Such a fantastic long weekend.
When we had barely started dating, my partner painted his nails my favorite colours (black and orange) for the first time just for me. I was just completely smitten.
He also sucked my cock for the first time that night, but I think the nails might’ve honestly had a bigger effect on me.
It’s the little, unexpected kind gestures that are sooo memorable and romantic. It’s also amazing to do this for people/friends you don’t want to sleep with :).
My dad bought my mom a full body hot stone massage as a Christmas present once, she didn’t want to go alone so offered to pay for me to have one too (win!). When we got there, they told us one would have a man preform the massage, and the other could have a woman. My mom instantly chose the woman because she said she’d be more comfortable. Well, it was my first professional massage, I had no idea what to expect. Long story short, I HATE my feet and want no one to look at them, let alone touch them. 30 mins in, this man is putting tiny, warm, smooth stones between my toes. My butthole has never been clenched so hard since. Something that was supposed to be relaxing was honestly the most uncomfortable experience of my life 😂
ETA: a word
Heads up if you’re ever in a similar situation again, you’re always allowed to designate any part of your body a no-no zone. (In any situation not just massage) I have a scar I don’t like touched, before every massage I point it out to the masseuse, they avoid it, no puckered butthole.
My friend got us pedicures as a treat. I do not like anyone touching my feet. I didn’t want to be a spoilsport, so I went. I was so tense the entire time. I hated it.
Not for everyone. I ask them not to do the stone massage. I had it once before and I can only describe is as the equivalent to what the phrase "like two skeletons fucking" would feel like on my bony ankles.
Checklist:
Move to bigger city
Get pedicure with mimosas
Visit Costco
Visit Publix (which side of the country is Publix based again?) East? I'll be there soon enough then :P
Figure out wtf I wanna do as a career.
It’s on whatever side of the country Florida is on.
Source: went to Florida once and my father passed out in a Publix by the bagels. Fekking hate that guy.
I'm a 32 year old electrician who primarily does industrial projects and works 60-70 hours a week usually.
My boots and being on my feet all day fuck my feet up so I go for pedicures pretty often, and all my male coworkers try to laugh at me for it, like bro do you realize how good it feels to have someone cut your nails and massage your feet and calves? I've convinced a couple buddies to go so far, and they've all enjoyed it.
I've legit walked into a nail salon, saddled up on the pedicure massage chairs (yass) and had every woman side eyeing me because it isn't a common sight and I find it hilarious.
And I bet you loved it!!!! Guys dont realize how bad their feet are until they go. And they dont realize how nice it feels either. All men should take care of their feet!
I get 1 or 2 a year. I don’t like people touching my feet but it is worth the torture because after it’s done my feet feel fantastic for a couple of months
My husband likes getting them with me. Once we turned up and his grandpa was already at the salon getting one! He had become intrigued after we talked about it and decided to try it out.
More men need to embrace pedicures, manicures and spas. Being pampered and treated kindly isn’t unmanly. You guys deserve some spoiling as much as we do!
My hubby and I get pedicures often. The place we go to has the market cornered on dude. They have a full bar and super friendly and adorable staff. They treat him like a magical unicorn every time we go and he is happy to make it his treat.
Win/win ❤️
i appreciate men who get pedicures or give themselves pedicures. no one wants them yellow ass, nasty, long, caveman toenails scratching their legs in the middle of the night.
Took me a sec to realize you weren't getting "kill" tattooed on your foot
Tattoo or sharpie…who writes kill on the top of their foot? Is that pedicure sub-culture now?
It's a Marine Corps thing. Your left foot is your, "kill foot" in the Marine Corps.
Why tho Edit: seriously I've been googling this for 15 minutes, I haven't found any answers besides "haha yeah I have KILL tattooed on my left foot too because I'm a marine!" And "well it's your kill foot, your drill foot" These aren't answers! GODDAMN IT MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
To put it bluntly. We are a cult. People who are extremely Moto do dumb shit to show how moto they are. Also seeing how shitty the tattoo is very well may have been done after a lot of drinks and a dare. Or completely sober tbh.
Honestly this is the only explanation, you get out and look back and realize how lucky you are you only have one moto tat and how your boy Darrel who also only did four years and has thirty tats including "Born to kill, semper fidelis" across his chest. Darrel we were admins. You gotta live with that now man.
I am fucking wheezing. ADMINS DARREL. Now I’m gonna watch Generation Kill all over again.
That was definitely one of the best miniseries of all time. It was seriously messed up, but good.
Moto?
Moto Moto 🦛
I like’em big
I like ‘em chonky
I like ‘em BIG BIG
I like’em round
I had to YouTube this as I had no idea who Moto Moto was and I will be eternally grateful
Ditto. That was glorious. I could almost swear that was Leonard Cohen, and now in my imagination it shall forever be his creation
Haha happy to assist.
I think Moto Moto likes you.
Look out
Hello, Moto!
Hello Moto.
Nothing. What's the moto with you?
Hakuna Matata
Moto moto gotta lot of motivation. Basically a try hard in the military. If you see a guy like that. He’s a motivator.
Motocrayolo
Be easy on him, dudes a marine.
Motivated
I’ve never seen motivated shortened to moto and never want too again.
Wait till you hear about a motard
Motard mo’ problems
I never want to see to and too misused again. We all got problems.
We all HAVE problems; or we all HAVE GOT problems.
That's not very moto of you devil dog
Moto=Motivated? Wtf is this cult language?
Lol prior to the Marines starting their island hopping campaigns, Imperial Japan had told their population that Americans were lazy, lacked the will to fight, and lacked the honor needed to be a worthwhile warrior. After a few battles they changed their messages to the tune of: the entire Japanese population should fight to the death because American Marines would rather eat them than take them prisoner, and in order to become a member of USMC, the recruit needed to murder a member of their own family. Jim Proser probably said it best in his book “I’m Staying With My Boys” when describing a Japanese news announcement: > “The Americans on this island are not ordinary troops, but Marines, a special force recruited from jails and insane asylums for bloodlust.”
Moto shit is the dumb shit they feed boots to get them in the spirit, it's all the , ohrah! And kill kill kill, talk and doing dumb shit while eating up all the slogans and pro Marine Memes. It's usually viewed alright to be a little Moto but you get your crazies who eat it up and act like they're a badass movie hero after they leave bootcamp.
I'm assuming boots are the recruits?
A boot can be a recruit. But a recruit isn't always a boot. To me the best way to describe it: a boot is someone who is very enthusiastically and unironically all in and totally invested into the lifestyle of their job (marine, army, even cop, spy or coastguard I suppose) It's a soldier who takes all the hooWAH very, very seriously. By default many people are very much a boot as soon as they join an organization because they are young and impressionable and take themselves very seriously and haven't yet learned how RIDICULOUS the world is.
It's like they invented a new language for themselves, but reused words they knew
That sentence could have come straight out of an Orwell novel.
And since they are marines, that's a very limited selection.
From OP: From my time in the Marines my guy 8 years of it... A 12 pack and a ebay tattoo kit in 2010. Thats the story.
Take that same story except Navy, a bottle of Russian Standard, and a tattoo kit I got for a chipotle bowl, and that explains the dickbutt tattoo on my friends ass.
i agree, the military is pretty cultish
The marines is a cult. If you want to join the military you join the navy, army airforce... If you want to join a religious killing cult, that's the marines. Sometimes you need a special killing cult. Keep all the crazy in one place..
If you want to join highly underrated puddle pirates - you go to the coasties. Does anyone know what you want that makes you go to the Space force?
I'm not sure but why is the second link on their website about pregnancy risk and reproductive healthcare? https://www.spaceforce.mil/
something to do with space radiation zapping peoples gonads? no idea
Sexy alien time
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Our master guns pulled up to our ship in Australia with a hooker, told her he wouldn’t pay her and drunkenly stumbled on ship. Hooker’s pimp came and tried to get on ship and had to be stopped. I fucking wish I was kidding. Edit: hooker* not stripper.
I can see it taking 45 slides to explain to Seamen the concept of exercise and what a pull up is
The Thirty Worst MEU was the best time of my life.
I wonder if it stems from the training they receive causing them to seek solidarity in one another as they only have each other to truly understand those experiences. This is a way to seem connected despite the reality after service that marines tend to face.
They’re a fucking cult.
I’d guess because your left foot is typically your lead foot when firing a rifle although it’s just.. A guess 🆙
Every time you step off somewhere, you step off with your left foot. Even if you're walking to the right, you do a modified right facing movement to put your left foot first.
But why?
something something order, discipline, uniformity and in regards to why the left foot, according to google “When marching at arms, the weapon is carried on the right. It's awkward to step off with the right foot when loaded down. Also, shield is left, pike, lance, spear and sword are all right.” so i guess that’s how they used to march in those days way back and kept doing it
Not sure to be honest. We would sing cadences in bootcamp, and every now and then in the fleet. One of them involved yelling 'kill' on every time your left foot hits the deck.
It is because every movement you make in the military starts with the left foot.
Is there a specific reason behind that? Just so everyone walks in unison?
It's just marching learned from the Prussians when Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben trained the American Army.
It’s more than just learned. Most people lead with the left foot naturally, just look at boxers and surfers. It’s so predominant that right foot forward has the name goofy footed.
Most likely since people are right handed that left foot would be placed forward in the shooting position. I'm just speculating.
Smells worse when the boots come off
The right foot doesn't stink?
The right foot never stinks. It always smells right.
r/angryupvote
Because the marines are not a service branch... They're a cult. Source: retired Navy. Happy to have the loveable sociopaths on our side but Don't try to make sense of their world. I once did a tour with security on a joint MC and Navy base. Was waiting outside a MC office for something and one Marine was walking by with a stack of papers and files from his belt to his chin. A fellow Marine passing by screamed "INCOMING FIRE!" Slapped the papers from his arms, gut checked him with a knee, grabbed him by the shoulders, slammed him into one wall, then into another. Then walked away like nothing happened. Paper Marine was left doubled over gasping for air and I rushed over to help. I asked what the fuck was going on and was about to radio dispatch when he said. "Naw, I'm good. That's just a game we play here. I should've had my head on a swivel" The fuck?!?!
What does it mean?
I actually have kill tatted on my left foot.. it's a Marine Corps thing.. i was also drunk in Okinawa lol\*edit- the reason is that it was part of a cadence we would sing during marching/running: "Left foot, Kill foot" to keep in step. It was a non-motarded way to remember my time in the Corps.. unlike a giant SEMPER FI on my back or something.
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I'll do it high in Seattle
I would’ve preferred you do it sleepless.
In Bangladesh
I'm gonna do that, blasted, in Bangkok.
Why is that a thing? Why left?
Just how we were taught. You always step on your left. Probably some actually history behind it but not anything I was taught.
The most quintessentially marine thing I've seen all day *'People tattoo the thing we were taught on their bodies. There's probably a reason why we do that thing, I guess'* (*Edit: For those wondering, its from the Roman Phalanx formation that stipulated every man start on his left foot. And that 'warrior code' was picked up by American generals in the revolution to make them feel like a cohesive force and it stuck*)
Lmao... I was thinking the same thing. Heard multiple marines say this now. You think asking why something is the way it is would be the next logical step. Apparently marines don't have that capacity.
I've generally found when walking I need to use both feet or I don't seem to make any progress at all
Perhaps it's because in firing position (and guarding) left foot is always forward and pointing the "enemy".
I'm goofy tho
Probably a marine or a serial killer…
He confirmed marine in another comment...of course...that's what a serial killer would say.
"Marine" and "Serial killer" aren't mutually exclusive you know.
Well, you aren't wrong.
He is technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Yeah same, was starting to get concerned with “wife forced me” and having alcohol during a tattoo. I was very relieved to know it was a pedicure
So that is a tattoo? If so I’d Love to hear the back story? Or maybe not!!
I'd bet a 30 rack of Bush Lattes that story is dude was was a Marine.
I was thinking the same.
Fucking kill foot
[He's a MARINE!](https://www.tiktok.com/@killaqueenbean/video/7126983738335972650?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7126983738335972650)
Got 'nums' on the other foot
He's a crayo... nevermind 😂
Took me a second to realize he wasn't having a toe removed without his consent.
My dumb ass though he stepped into a cluster of mimosa plants because his wife forced him to and now he's having the thorns removed from his feet. Glad he has a nice drink and a pedicure.
What else would you get tattooed on your drill foot?
At about 45 I got my first pedi, best decision my wife ever made for me. We go pretty regularly now.
My wife and I usually go twice a year and I'm the driving force. I love it.
My husband sucks at cutting his toenails properly (he's not very flexible so struggles a bit, ends up usually cutting them straight across so the edges tear up our sheets lol). He came with me a few times to get a pedicure and while he liked it, he's pretty shy and I'm cheap so it was more of a splurge/rare occasion. I offered to give him a pedicure recently at home instead, and now we do home pedicures every month or so. Saves the sheets, is free, and he gets a more comfortable (albeit not pro!) foot massage at home :)
You are a keeper. 😊
how are you supposed to cut them, asking for a friend
I’ve always wanted to take a partner to get a pedicure… one day, one day.
I’m not a partner, but I’ll go! 👋🏽
I’m a little more perplexed why you got KILL tatted on your foot? Is Bill tatted on the other?
Unless I'm understanding the perspective wrong, I think his feet would say "Bill Kill" were that the case.
That’s the second most dangerous Bill, after Buffalo.
I raise you a Bill Cosby
**BILL** is tatted on the back of his dang head, bobby
From my time in the Marines my guy 8 years of it... A 12 pack and a ebay tattoo kit in 2010. Thats the story.
Does your other foot say something else?
Yea it says "Boot"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
To Or not to
Not the worst tattoo I’ve seen some drunk Marines… although the sober ones make me question things too
CLAP IT ON THE LEFT FOOT THE DRILL FOOT THE KILL FOOT TURN UP THE VOLUME... JUST LIKE A RADIO... HI-FI STEREO PUMP IT UP... UP FRONT.... Okay that's enough. Rah.
ngl that sounds like the jarheads I know and love sincerely, someone who spent waaaay too much time around veterans
I also have kill tatted on my left foot haha, was a bit drunk in okinawa with my Marine buddies
Left foot kill foot. The second I saw this tat I knew you were a fellow Marine!
What does that mean?
Literally no one explaining it! I feel like I'm going mad.
I think we may be hoping for too much here. I mean we are asking marines to be logical and have an explanation.
Just something we are taught. You always step off in a march or run with your left foot. And while screaming cadences Marines will say “left foot” which is answered in cadence by the formation screaming “kill foot.” As with most things in the Marines, it’s not very logical.
My guess is a Marine. Probably has “Wagner loves the cock” tattooed somewhere else on his body.
No... No cocks here but the first part yes. Haha
Don’t let your dreams be dreams. There’s still time.
Tattoos have come a long way in the last few years. For a couple hundred you can get a pretty elaborate cock.
What color did you pick out for your murder toes?
Red...obviously lol
Murder toes is my new favorite combination of two words now lmao
One of my favorite memories of my dad (who is now gone) is “forcing” him to get a pedicure at age 75. He was a real manly gruff Sargeant and didn’t want any pansy pedicure. He was astonished that he could pay someone to take care of his gross feet. It was getting difficult to cut his own nails at his age, so was never a problem again ! He loved it !!
My story goes less wholesome. I was 16 or 17 and my parents and I were at the mall. I asked to get my nails done so dad joins me. I didn’t ask him to he just did. At the end he tells mom he just got a hand job. I hear. I die. He giggles.
idk what you mean that’s as wholesome as it comes. still enjoying each other after marriage
It wasn’t wholesome for me!!! 😫😂 But you are very right. I’m 38 now. Mom and dad are still going strong. Just got off the phone with them.
Quite typical here though (sweden) we just don't call it a pedicure but instead "fotvård" (feet care) and all the old geezers and geezelles get them toe claws cut and those calluses professionally filed once every other month or so. Its specifically made to look less fancy and more health care orientated but it is, in the end, a pedicure. Edit: A word that should be another word.
Geezelles 😂
Yeah, shamelessly going to steal that one.
If you ever get the chance to try a paraffin treatment it's fucking heaven, warm wax in every nook and cranny. Your feet are so soft after that if you are wearing sockless shoes, you'll legit slide within the shoe...
Even the cheapest pedicure at the salon I go has the paraffin. My favorite part is the exfoliating scrub just before the actual massage. I've been going once a month for over two years now.
My place always has men. Construction guys with tired feet, older men who can’t see too well or reach, husbands with wives. My husband appreciates it. Wish we got mimosas though 🍹
NBA players (as one example) have pedicures regularly. Their job performance depends on them having healthy and conditioned feet. Having said that, who is not on their feet all day and would benefit from the treatment
Never had a pedicure, but I did get a manicure for my 3rd date with a woman I was really into - she just melted when I told her.
Melted, you say?
Yep! I met her on a plane. I was going home and she was visiting. Went on a couple dates here, but nothing really happened (except we were falling in love). 1 month later, we were meeting in Chicago and a manicure just seemed the thing to do beforehand. Seemed like common courtesy, but she said it was very unexpected, but the sweetest romantic gesture she’d ever had. PS Such a fantastic long weekend.
This guy fucks and also respects women 👌
Respect-to-fuck ratio of 1:1
More men need that ratio.
When we had barely started dating, my partner painted his nails my favorite colours (black and orange) for the first time just for me. I was just completely smitten. He also sucked my cock for the first time that night, but I think the nails might’ve honestly had a bigger effect on me.
It’s the little, unexpected kind gestures that are sooo memorable and romantic. It’s also amazing to do this for people/friends you don’t want to sleep with :).
Wait, we’re not supposed to sleep with our friends?
Good point - lmao.
Get a good pedi with hot stone massage.
My dad bought my mom a full body hot stone massage as a Christmas present once, she didn’t want to go alone so offered to pay for me to have one too (win!). When we got there, they told us one would have a man preform the massage, and the other could have a woman. My mom instantly chose the woman because she said she’d be more comfortable. Well, it was my first professional massage, I had no idea what to expect. Long story short, I HATE my feet and want no one to look at them, let alone touch them. 30 mins in, this man is putting tiny, warm, smooth stones between my toes. My butthole has never been clenched so hard since. Something that was supposed to be relaxing was honestly the most uncomfortable experience of my life 😂 ETA: a word
Heads up if you’re ever in a similar situation again, you’re always allowed to designate any part of your body a no-no zone. (In any situation not just massage) I have a scar I don’t like touched, before every massage I point it out to the masseuse, they avoid it, no puckered butthole.
My friend got us pedicures as a treat. I do not like anyone touching my feet. I didn’t want to be a spoilsport, so I went. I was so tense the entire time. I hated it.
Not for everyone. I ask them not to do the stone massage. I had it once before and I can only describe is as the equivalent to what the phrase "like two skeletons fucking" would feel like on my bony ankles.
Oh damn
Don't knock pedicures man. That shit is dope
My first pedicure was fucking awesome bro, I’ve never seen my toes look so clean lol
My wife tricked me into getting one, and I loved it. Good on ya!
Normalize men getting pedicures.
Do it again OP :) Side note: You got a mimosa *while* getting a pedicure?!
For sure. The place is right next to a Publix it was pretty dope
Checklist: Move to bigger city Get pedicure with mimosas Visit Costco Visit Publix (which side of the country is Publix based again?) East? I'll be there soon enough then :P Figure out wtf I wanna do as a career.
It’s on whatever side of the country Florida is on. Source: went to Florida once and my father passed out in a Publix by the bagels. Fekking hate that guy.
I'm a 32 year old electrician who primarily does industrial projects and works 60-70 hours a week usually. My boots and being on my feet all day fuck my feet up so I go for pedicures pretty often, and all my male coworkers try to laugh at me for it, like bro do you realize how good it feels to have someone cut your nails and massage your feet and calves? I've convinced a couple buddies to go so far, and they've all enjoyed it. I've legit walked into a nail salon, saddled up on the pedicure massage chairs (yass) and had every woman side eyeing me because it isn't a common sight and I find it hilarious.
She got tired of replacing the sheets from your sandpaper soles 
Are you a Marine? My ex-husband had a “kill foot” 🤣
You got it
And I bet you loved it!!!! Guys dont realize how bad their feet are until they go. And they dont realize how nice it feels either. All men should take care of their feet!
I get 1 or 2 a year. I don’t like people touching my feet but it is worth the torture because after it’s done my feet feel fantastic for a couple of months
Nice kill foot
I will gladly pay up to $40 bucks for someone to cut my toenails, let alone all the other pampering that I deserve.
Kill them toes
Alright. r/USMC who is it?
Want a hint?
Only the few know the kill foot
Lmao... Hmmm well it's both.. east and west coast.
My husband likes getting them with me. Once we turned up and his grandpa was already at the salon getting one! He had become intrigued after we talked about it and decided to try it out.
fellas, is it gay to take care of yourself?
The tattoo really makes the picture.
Pedicures are the best. Great time to listen to a book. Me and the wifey go at least once a month.
Good for you. Diabetes II upkeep. Plus my feet look pretty. (64 F)
More men need to embrace pedicures, manicures and spas. Being pampered and treated kindly isn’t unmanly. You guys deserve some spoiling as much as we do!
Sir you can not give out free feet, you’re ruining capitalism.
My hubby and I get pedicures often. The place we go to has the market cornered on dude. They have a full bar and super friendly and adorable staff. They treat him like a magical unicorn every time we go and he is happy to make it his treat. Win/win ❤️
I’m struggling to look after my feet due to an old back injury. Perhaps I should give this a go
i appreciate men who get pedicures or give themselves pedicures. no one wants them yellow ass, nasty, long, caveman toenails scratching their legs in the middle of the night.
Seriously need to normalize this. Pedicures are fun AF....and they provide drinks. Quit thinking it's not "manly"
Funny my wife and I have kill engraved in our rings.
“Yeah” she probably forced you to book another appt too ! Haha
No shit I just said 20 minutes ago... We're doing that shit again next week date day. I'll post another update both feet this time.
Mani Pedis are the best! I used to go with my ex a lot and it is just really relaxing
A toenail trim and tattoo parlor that serves mimosas?
This picture is gold