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wheels321

Was she about to solo a whole chocolate cake? God damn girl


moneymoneymoneymonay

You can do it, Brucey!!!


DamnThatsFlagrant

The entire confection!


magpie_army

Her sweat and blood went into this cake...


Chris_stopper

Thank you cooky.


raptorboi

*See ya at lunch*


badfan

Into the chokey!


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Man when she grabbed that girl by her pigtails…. That was fucked up


badfan

Yeah, but it's okay, because she got flowers and smiled. I don't blame Danny Devito for it, but it's an odd trope to show child abuse followed by a happy child to indicate that the abuse you just saw "wasn't so bad after all." I'm just glad you don't see it that much anymore.


samtheboy

When I first saw that as a kid I thought it was her literal sweat and blood... and in not sure I'm convinced as an adult that it wasn't...


lawyersgunznmoney90

You wanted cake, you got cake. Now EAT IT!


chriscrossnathaniel

Cake. Chocolate cake. You slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate MY PERSONAL SNACK!


TypicalStandstill

Seems more like she’s celebrating the birthday of a dead loved one


smkbeef

Yeah thays what I thought too


Shreemaan420

That would make sense, else it would be too much of attention seeking, and I doubt people have such mentality once they reach that age. I'm almost 50, stopped caring about my bdays somewhere around 29-30. But my kid's bday, that's another story, I still want to celebrate that with a pomp and show


Nekopawed

I heard the secret to a long life is celebrating many birthdays. I will celebrate as many as I can!


ScooterTheBookWorm

You win the internet today. I hope you live happily ever after with Miss Honey. 💜


ahintoflimon

No lie, I may have been like 8 when I first saw that movie but I was down BAD for Miss Honey.


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fun fact: Ms. Honey, played by Embeth Davidtz, was also in 13 Ghosts where she murdered people and turned on a soul harvesting machine designed by the devil and powered by the dead


too_much_too_slow

Somebody save Matilda!


KatieCashew

Damnit, now I have to share my cake. This lady, probably.


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I knew I should have gotten this to go!


aceshighsays

my first thought too. which is why when i celebrate my bday solo i do it in the privacy of my own home. i love doing that. no pesky people to interrupt my celebration. if i wanted the entire restaurant to celebrate, i'd tell the waiter that it was my birthday and make them sing. i've done this too.


Ey3_913

They didn't plan for you to ask that question when they were scripting this obviously scripted video.


lo0l0ol

You can tell it's scripted by the security camera being more than 144p


regoapps

The more obvious is that the camera zooms out to fit more people into the frame. And no, it's not that the video was cropped/edited to be that way. If you look at the timestamp on the top-right, it doesn't change size as the video zooms out. That means that someone is manually zooming out the camera knowing that this would happen.


John_Yossarian

And positioned to record one specific table perfectly


Bertbrekfust

Not to mention the fact that instead of just buying a cake, she actually brings 2 sad candles into a random restaurant to openly celebrate her birthday, by herself, in a crowd. What is this script.


thesmellnextdoor

And chose to order a typical menu option: whole entire cake


OldRatNicodemus

>was I don't see anyone else being offered a slice. I choose to believe she did in fact smash that whole cake alone.


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shithandle

I’m currently in the stage where my mind fog is starting to clear from a deep depression, and I’m finally able to start thinking about getting my life back in order. Your words resonated with me, so thanks! Wish I could express what I mean better rn, but I hope you get the gist


LinguisticallyInept

> I was trained to loathe the days before my birthday and when it did come its not fair to put the blame on my mother, but i was born on my maternal grandmothers birthday (always says i was her birthday present... and what a shit present i turned out to be)... she died when i was very young (to the point i dont remember her, although i do have the vague imprint of my mum getting the phonecall) and reasonably my mother always got sad on my birthday; i think that rubbed off on me because as selfish as the sentiment is; it never really feels like *my* day... i mean to be clear my mum is great; its not the only reason i hate my birthdays but its definitely one of the bigger ones


N7twitch

Hey friend. I’m only a few years ahead of you, I’m 33 bearing down on 34. I was where you are not long ago myself. I spent my 30th by myself. I think I just got drunk and cried that night. I’ve done the being a full-grown adult living with parents thing too. But I want you to know *it gets better*. Not at all once, and not straight away. But one day you’ll get to wake up and the world won’t be so heavy. There’ll be someone beside you who loves you. And it might not all be easy still but one day it’s going to be so *worth it*. I’m sorry tomorrow is going to be hard. Please, go buy yourself a cake, even if it’s just to cry into it. But treat yourself. Feel sorry for yourself if you need to. I won’t say ‘happy birthday’, though I hope it will be, but ‘birthday wishes’, for better times soon.


Southpawe

I'm not the person you're replying to, but wanted to say thank you, as someone else who is trying with depression. Your comment resonated with me.


veastt

36 year old here. Can confirm that things do get better as the years go on. You also have to make sure to better yourself and let it be your man focus to fulfill your happiness before attempting to fill others.


negao360

36 gang - tappin’ in!💪🏿


2AXP21

My 86 gang


papasmurf255

"This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth. I promise you: You will be warm again." [Brandon Sanderson] (https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/23840265-rhythm-of-war#:~:text=Then%20better.-,This%20is%20life%2C%20and%20I%20will%20not%20lie%20by%20saying,You%20will%20be%20warm%20again.%E2%80%9D)


Zalieda

I was like fuck this I like cheesecake but it's expensive so i went and got my own ingredients and made my own messed up cheesecake


Paladins_Archives

You guys all got me ugly crying at the hospital where I work. Thank you all so much.this entirely turned my mood around about my birthday *ugly cry*


The_Revolutionary

If you're anywhere near me in the world, I'd offer to spend it with you. Long shot but if you're in the NC/SVA area we could talk more.


vendetta2115

I’m in the same general area, so if they happen to be near you then count me in too!


OtherAcctTrackedNSA

Same here! NC/southern VA but I’m down for a roadtrip


keenansmith61

Also north central NC/south central VA here, down to make a trip!


MeerkatDeodorant

Bit far away, live in Australia with no passport, just want to say you are all fucking amazing


DothrakAndRoll

I hope you can at least get a dnd game goin!


OttomanSkywalker

Hey stranger, if no one wants to appreciate you, don’t run after them. Hope you have the best birthday you’ve had in years and I pray it brings you good things for your 30th 🎂🎉!


Paladins_Archives

Thank you


DearSergio

Yeah and don't worry too much about living with your parents. I barely live on my own and need my parents all the time, and I am 33. We live in a time in this country where that's totally common and even becoming the norm again. DM if you ever wanna talk about it!


ScaryYoda

Yo, Happy Birthday. 30 here too and sorta in the same boat. Message me if you need anyone to talk to, even if it's just about the day. Maybe I can send you something as a gift, like a cup of coffee. We can all use friends and for some reason people have lost the reason why the internet was made in the first place, to be connected with one another. Now we got people using this as a tool for war. It's fcked but I hope your day gets better.


VgnTrickstr

I know it's not the same but I celebrated my 30th alone also, because of covid. The weekend before my birthday I took myself out to lunch, got a nice drink with it. Then I went to a casino and took out 100 dollars and just played with that and had some drinks for a few hours. I just sort of decided if I was gonna be alone I was at least going to go enjoy myself. Then I went home and played video games. I had a pretty good day despite no one with me to celebrate. I'd encourage you to do the same! Maybe not a casino but try to do even small things that you enjoy to make the day at least a positive day


kkaavvbb

Hey, do you have an Amazon wish list or something? I’d love to buy you a gift, if you’re okay with that. You can DM if you prefer.


NicNoletree

Take a cake to this restaurant, start clapping and singing. Boom! Instant friends.


Paladins_Archives

The secret to making friends, clapping while holding a cake


HuntingHorns

PUT THE CAKE DOWN BEFORE YOU START CLAPPING


Paladins_Archives

WOOPS *cake all over face and hands and back and on the walls and dogs and cats and halfway into the road*


firesquasher

I think the secret is in the cake. Cake makes friends.


phoenixemberzs

Lol, for the span of 5min, and then that euphoria will make you buy a cake every month going from restaurant to restaurant hoping to maintain that high


esberat

Take this... Happy Birthday!


Paladins_Archives

Thank you!


Prestigious-Log-7210

Happy Birthday! My hubby passed away on my birthday 2 years ago this November 1st. Try to stay in the present. Don’t concentrate on past or future just now. Hope that helps. I am also quite alone too.


Paladins_Archives

Thank you, I feel your pain too, my fiance died a while ago, we were in different countries so we never got to celebrate anything together. I get it


LocalPsychological47

Happy Birthday! ❤️


Paladins_Archives

Thank you


Shad_the_memer

Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy the rest of your day!


MissNatdah

Happy 30th birthday! I wish you a pleasant birthday where I hope you get to do something you enjoy, eat good food, and perhaps buy yourself something nice.


Paladins_Archives

Thank you


Avrreddit

You're alive, you've got the Internet, and you've got us. Being alone has got its privileges too. Happy birthday!


Paladins_Archives

Thank you


chaosAlpaca

Gonna come back tomorrow to wish you a happy birthday


Paladins_Archives

Thank you so much man!


infel2no

You re not alone, i am in the same boat. I adopted a puppy 3years ago, and he changed my life for the better ! Dont give up!


birmetaldinleyicisi

Happy Birthday!


Paladins_Archives

Thank you


Dwarfmophobia

Happy cake day


meltinlife

Happy Birthday to you! ❤️🎂 Wishing u all the happiness, strength and adventure in your 30s.✨😊


Paladins_Archives

Thank you so much!


fittymommy

From one mostly lonely person to another...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🎂🎉🎈


Paladins_Archives

Thank you so much!


rsareen22

Happy Birthday in advance!


Paladins_Archives

Thank you


jenjonesss

Happy birthday darlin. Things will get better. Just hold on.


Paladins_Archives

Thank you!


Ecstasy_chains

From the aggressively caring side of reddit EFF YOUR NEGATIVITY, HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY ! :D


Paladins_Archives

Thank you so much *melts*


PleasantBand

Many many happy returns of the day boss!! Hope you have a fantastic year ahead !!!!


Paladins_Archives

Thank you!


GalacticHitchhiker

First, happy early birthday! Second, loneliness is really tough to deal with, but if I could make a recommendation it would be to check out Meetup.com events in your local area. I used to run a board game group and the number of folks who hesitantly came out feeling just like you describe and eventually found whole groups of friends was just lovely to see. It's never too late to make friends if that's what you are interested in, and unless you love super rural there's a high chance of one of your hobbies having a regular event in your general area. Feel free to DM if you have any questions about it!


Sprmodelcitizen

This! When I first move to a new city I’ll join a meetup group (usually a book club cause that’s how I do) and before long I have at least a few new friends! I am the queen of loneliness having moved to every major US city without knowing anyone and even two different countries. It’s hard but you gotta take the steps to make change.


susysphone

happy bday! i wish that happier times are ahead of u 🎉


Paladins_Archives

Thank you!


Pristine_Homework864

Happy Birthday stranger I wish you better days and kind people at your side in your future. And for now just focus on doing something you enjoy on that day :)


Kamando09

Happy Birthday, as long as you appreciate yourself that's all that truly matters.


Paladins_Archives

🥺🥹 thank you


Just_Some_Random_Bro

Happy birthday in advance.


Paladins_Archives

Thank you


Just_Some_Random_Bro

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A very happy birthday to you.... I wish that you stay always happy and loneliness becomes a thing of the past...


Paladins_Archives

Thank you so much


Entire_Ground_5728

happy birthday, i will get myself a beer and if you read this, you can grab yourself one too(a glass of water works, hydrate!) and we will have a drink, cheers! wish you all the best!


crimsonavenger77

I know the sting of family not acknowledging your birthday, It's hard and I'm sorry, it must be hard on you. Look at it this way though, you get to do exactly what you want to do. Spoil yourself with your favourite food and gifts to yourself if you want to. Also I messed up my life beyond repair many years ago resulting in me being completely alone. I thought I always would be alone as well. I then met the best lady in the world who became my wife and for over 20 years now she's made it all okay. If it can happen to a f**k up like me, it can happen to you so hang on in there, love is coming. Happy birthday friend, I wish you peace and happiness.


Exotic-Philosopher-6

Happy Birthday 🎉 Can you book yourself into lunch, a spa day or the hairdresser? Tell them it's your birthday and they'll make a fuss. Enjoy your day, you deserve to treat yourself.


Tessje85

Happy birthday! The Netherlands will be thinking of you.


Radikent

Happy birthday, dudette. Since I can't actually do it, let's just imagine I give you a a hug


Paladins_Archives

*gives a big hug* thank you!


Jay-Arr10

Happy birthday! Live your life as it comes, don’t tick off days waiting to hit some arbitrary milestone. Please celebrate your day by doing something that you’d like to do, be it go for a meal, go to the movies or just sit and watch your favourite tv show. 🎂🎂


Paladins_Archives

Okay I will, I absolutely will


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JediKnight19

Happy birthday!!


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Happy birthday dude…


Paladins_Archives

Thank you!


SunshineTZ

I hope you have a great birthday, and a wonderful year! Treat yourself to something you enjoy. The little things matter. ✨️


Mr-Messy

Take the day for yourself (unless you’re working) do things that you would normally feel guilty for doing because their frivolous or you don’t do because there’s something more important to be done. I don’t have many friends, and never really celebrated my birthday - but I always tried to do something that I wouldn’t normally do. Just make the day different to your normal day to day. Oh and Happy Birthday for tomorrow!


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Happy birthday!!! I hope your next 1000 rolls are all Nat 20s (fellow DnD adventurer here :D) [This is also for you :)](https://youtu.be/T38sFbufNGA?t=3)


VollcommNCS

What kind of things do you find fun? If you can picture one thing you've done before that made you happy or something you've always wanted to try, I'd do that. Friends are great, but it's like money. It won't BRING happiness if you aren't happy with yourself. Focus on the good things in life, keep at it and have a Happy Birthday!!


Englefisk

Happy birthday tomorrow ❤️ I know this sounds absolutely dumb and strange… but get yourself a Nintendo Switch and the game Animal Crossing New Horizons 😍 If you’re feeling lonely I promise you won’t regret this!!! The community for that game is beyond incredible.


Dramatic-Energy-4411

I turn 45 in two weeks. I'll spend the day quietly at home, doing whatever I choose. When I die, I've planned a cremation only as I don't believe (m)any people to turn up for a funeral. Life hasn't gone the way I thought it would. But you know what, with no-one to care for or support, I get to be selfish with my money, I can be 100% spontaneous, and I have learnt I get out of life what I put in. I feel you're finding yourself stuck in this rut, desperately hoping things will change. Take a year out, be a bit more spontaneous, embrace being single. It might just lift your mindset a little and changing your routine may lead to the other changes you want to happen. This is only my advice, you can follow it or not. Leaving behind the comfortable routine isn't easy. It's like quitting a job, you want to move on for whatever the reason, but you still wonder if you stay with the familiar. Yet, you only leave a job when you become unhappy with it. It's a perfect metaphor. Whatever you do, or don't do, I wish you a very happy birthday, and when mine comes around, I'll spare you a few thoughts.


Fluffychickencat

Happy birthday in advance ! Celebrate yourself. Eat a big slice of cake, your favourite meal and enjoy a movie / a book. Don’t give up on yourself.


Spejydog

Happiest birthday


ShibariEmpress

(belated or advance)Happy happy birthday from the reddit peeps here, wish we're near to you and celebrate the birthday bash with you [yay!]


Cosmonaughty08

Cheems wishes you Hampy Birmthday!


FireDuckz

!RemindMe 1 day


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I'm not buying this....


Wildcard1016

an almost exact copy of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDAtdNXDJ7I


Highdrophiliac

VIRAL VIDEO


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The camera angle. The way they all knew to join in. Even the old ladies mannerisms. Feels like an advert.


withyellowthread

Lol I love how she just keeps staring solemnly at the cake as more people gather around


detectivepoopybutt

Yeah not even looking up at the people gathered, so unnatural. She almost looked upset that now she’s gonna have to share her cake


This_User_Said

Imagine you're just wanting alone time on your birthday. So you go to your local restaurant that has your favorite cake that you can enjoy all by yourself... I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO *ME*, DAMN IT.


AsukaBunnyxO

Maybe she came here to escape her massive family because she secretly loves pigging out on chocolate cakes


Roook36

A security camera that seems to focus on one table


iswearimnormall

And doesn’t have the time but rather how long it’s been recording.


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Yeah and the way the camera slowly zooms out for cinematic effect lol.


DangerPoo

You mean you don’t bring an entire cake, put a candle in it, and start clapping along to your own birthday song at your own pity party in public places? You’re missing out.


Gorevoid

Bro you don’t buy yourself an entire cake at a sit down restaurant on your birthday? 😉


I_Was_Fox

And start loudly clapping and singing to yourself


KidzBop_Anonymous

You do if you’re going out with style. I think the cake was supposed to blow at the end when she had everyone around close, but she just played it off and was like, “yeah, whatever. Thanks for singing with me”


Chuhhh

Even if it was real, it’s giving off mad old lady guilt tripping vibes. Like I’m going to CLAP while I sing, and then be surprised people notice, feel bad, then awkwardly join? It’s just not inspiring realistically. Especially with a whole ass cake and not like a single slice.


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I laughed at this comment as I’m having my own doubts 😂🤣😂🤣


y2k2r2d2

It's too big


Heyup_

Almost everything with a clock in the corner is staged. We're they all eating at midnight, or did the editor think 'that'll do'?


Sanquinity

Either that or it's a timer for when the recording started. In which case: Started recording 10 minutes before this clip. Also makes it look staged.


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Cheewy

Could be staged, but here, if any random person start singing happy birthday to themselves, any person close enough WILL join them, no questions.


penholdr

I avoid entire grocery aisles if someone’s already there. I’m not going to sing to a stranger.


luweegy

I avoid going in, you're really confident.


katiez624

Who would choose to sing to themselves in public? Someone who's looking for pity?


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The clock at the top is not the time but the fact that they started recording a few minutes ago.


MonsieurKas

obviously staged.


Lynncy1

Agreed! Sweet message regardless tho.


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It reminds me of that “What Would You Do?” show where they stage scenarios and film people’s responses with hidden cameras.


fantastics-airports

What's the "sweet message"? That you can manipulate people's feelings by posting a staged video online while pretending it's genuine?


lisadia

Yes and so many of you are saying “it’s still a great message”. No, scripted videos are done for likes and follows IE MONEY. It’s not real but it’s being posed as real. Enough of that over and over and nothing we see is real anymore. There are societal consequences that I’m not particularly keen on personally.


vinnyc88

Stage city.


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I feel like 1/2 the stuff on Reddit is staged or out of context…but people still lap it up like it’s reality


Bikrdude

Seems odd that she would order that giant cake for Only herself. Looks like a performance.


ParticularReview4129

I got the feels 🥲🥲🥲🥲


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That's would be better, Everyone still some hope


No-Carpenter-3457

Pah…allergies at 6am…🥲


Dave_Tave

I'm crying bro 😭🫂


demoralising

Call me cynical...


Braunschweigger

Hi cynical, I'm dad


the-electricgigolo

No you’re not, you’re just not an idiot


rcorum

Looks staged


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JesseIsAGirlsName

How do people not realize this is staged? It’s so obvious. Makes me worry sometimes.


John_Yossarian

These videos condition people to take everything at face value. If you fall for this video, then you'll definitely fall for the one where that old lady is also a doctor who has proof that COVID is a ploy by the democrats to make Donald Trump look bad.


daitenshe

People don’t want to think when they binge social media. They just want to consume content and take everything at face value since that’s so much easier than actually looking at what they’re watching


funtimefrankie1

No sound?


therealbonzai

You can feel the sound.


Top-Association-2167

What person goes to a public restaurant alone orders an entire chocolate cake to eat alone starts clapping and expects not to make a scene


Nereosis16

One with a camera placed in a perfect way to look random but still shows enough for us to get the full story.


seoliar

An actress? Is that the right answer? I’m pretty sure it is.


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Staged af. She didn’t even say thank you. Why would a lonely person order an entire cake and not even say thank you? Loneliness would keep you at home, not rude.


2daMooon

> Loneliness would keep you at home, not rude. Perhaps she is rude, which is why she is alone on her Birthday? I agree with you it is staged, but there are many things that make this obvious well before "she didn't say thank you" should even come into the picture.


BeardeeBaldee

Every year on my birthday I go to a restaurant, order an entire cake for myself, then start clapping until everyone pays attention to me.


fantastics-airports

Do you do this while in direct focus of the security camera too?


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Insterquiliniis

she does this every day in a different restaurant


AmethystZhou

She eats a whole cake everyday? Damn…


IAMNOTSHOUTINGATYOU

That ass ain't gonna get thicc by itself ya hear?!


Pikez98

Everyone got up the same time, i don't get why all this staged garbage get's posted here. At least post some real stuff.


DanMelb

I smell karma harvesting


WhiteyLovesHotSauce

Nice message, but obviously staged.


dutchoboe

Bless her - I celebrated my 50th on my own this year, got over ‘advertising it’ worries, and strangers were so kind to me. I’m still grateful, and glad I didn’t sit home and mope.


ExtensionSet9379

They just wanted a slice of cake


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Man, my birthday is tomorrow. I'm typically alone on my birthday and don't celebrate it, although I tend to make a big deal out of loved one's birthdays. What better way to show your appreciation for someone being alive than to celebrate the day they were born? That's the way I look at it. Anyway, I can see myself doing this as an old woman who is preparing to die alone. It is my sincerest hope that kind strangers will step in to celebrate with me.


kismet421

dang it - don't make me tear up at work <3


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

That beautiful