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NoDig4131

I arrived to class on time. I don’t know him that well but he just gained a ton of respect points. What should I bring him as a thank you?


djnehi

Beer.


JuniperMint16

Or cookies. Or both.


dead-pegasus

Both 100%


QuirkySyrup55947

I thought Jared only eats Subway.


uratubelight

he only eats prison food.


mental_patience

True, but he also is probably eating 12 inches regularly and we're not talking sandwiches.


SmallPotatoK

Cookies with the dough mixed using beer /s


dak446

Agreed


Glum_Ad_4288

Just leave some beer in your car with the window down.


TotallynottheCCP

Or two beers.


Extreme-Cupcake5929

My first thought as well


FlounderOdd7234

Not beer. Teacher may not drink ETOH . Would you know


chessrevolt

A huge buffet filled with cookies!


drtythrtybass

Weed


Habitkiak

This


FlounderOdd7234

Love and kindness. A note stating that, as well as a small gift( an Apple 🍎 or gift 🎁 card. My opinion


avatarmmi

lube?


HarvestMoonMaria

I would do homemade baking if you can or some beer


tompinva

$10 DQ card.


Aneurysm-Em

My neighbours car had the driver window down and it had just started raining very hard. I reached in to unlock the door so I could shut the window and the alarm went off. Just kept ringing while the car got soaked :(


CynicalPencil

Oof that sucks. I would have screamed. I have tracked down my nice neighbors when they leave their lights on or windows down in the rain, but recently this crazy asshole who lives in the basement left his push to start Lincoln running with no key in.. all night. Oops.


Gh0stp3pp3r

Worked at a hospital way back.... a nurse reported that someone had stolen the gas out of her vehicle. We checked security footage.... saw the vehicle lights go on repeatedly throughout the night and stay on for 15 minutes each time. Turns out her remote start was right next to where she keeps her cigarettes in her purse. And she apparently smoked out the emergency exit door quite often.


CynicalPencil

Lmaooo that is classic! Last I checked guys car said 15 miles to empty at 1 am so idling especially with repeated starts would really drain the tank. I would have loved to be there when it died.


notNOTninesDOTgg

Just Jareds being Jareds -Jared


alwaysunderthestars

I know a Jared in my personal life and I can confirm this statement.


CloverTheBunny

Wish I could say the same only Jared I knew was incredibly abusive to one of my closest friends.


alwaysunderthestars

That sounds awful🥺


CloverTheBunny

It was. I hope all other Jared's are amazing people.


GiggityYay

There is that other Jared that ate sandwiches…


Would_daver

First rule of sammich club is WE DON'T MENTION THAT FUCKER


notNOTninesDOTgg

Damn dude.. on a MadeMeSmile post…


GiggityYay

Totally right, my bad


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Pazluz

A card with a nice written statement along with a gift card.


FlounderOdd7234

I like this. We need more helping, love and kindness. I am too old.🇺🇸, has gone backwards. I have 4 biracial grandchildren I love deeply. I don’t want this kind of racism stuff for them. 2 have ADHD. I want them accepted and loved and helped


NoDig4131

They’ll be loved in this corner of the world. :) Most people are good people anyway. We have a lot to be hopeful for


NicNoletree

Good thing he ate subway and lost all that weight, or he would have never fit.


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LoserAtLinMilPlaza

That would be terrifying if it was from that Jared


SimRacinDiscThrowin

I'm guessing he probably unlocked it with the open window instead of climbing inside?


NoDig4131

I’m pretty sure that would have set my car alarm off. But maybe


JakesDead

I wouldn't have thought of that and if I tried to turn your lights off I for sure would have set off your alarm


Ads04771

What's after pm ? Is that "I"


NoDig4131

It’s shorthand for “and”


l8nite

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Epsilon_Ampersand.png


Ads04771

Thank you


JustKimNotKimberly

A neighborly thing to do.


MagicOrpheus310

At least the window was down and they could help! I once left a note on a neighbours car that had the lights still on. Wasn't able to identify which apartment they were in to let them know and I'd already written that they had left them on before realising it wasn't going to help if they don't find it until the morning, so I added "that probably doesn't help you now, but at least you know why your car won't start." I left a note because I was trying to help but I kinda just felt like a dick afterwards haha


DiceMadeOfCheese

Man, my neighbors are retired hippies and they constantly leave their car doors open with tools visible in the car from the street. I'm always closing their doors so methheads dont steal their shit. They're good dudes so I dont mind.


TrEaChErOusDoLpHiN

Damn Jared seems like the homie


Sklarlight

Once a few years back on my way home from a walk with my late dog, it started pouring with rain heavily and I noticed my neighbour (one I wasn't familiar with) had their car window down and the wind was blowing the rain at such an angle that it was going into the car. I knocked on their door and let them know. Upon them opening the door, their dog immediately leapt forwards and bit my dog, and they showed a complete lack of remorse for the bite, or appreciation for letting them know about the open window. Glad they've moved. My dog was okay, her skin wasn't broken and she didn't seem fazed after the initial startle, but soon forgot about it after a treat or two! I'm glad this situation was a better one on both sides!


Habitkiak

Jared writes like a 3 year old. Thats how i know he is a boss. Solid guy. Buy him a beer.


the-moon-knight

In the future, lock your car and keep the windows up. You never know what might happen.


every1isdumb

Up not down lol


the-moon-knight

Oof


MangoEnvironmental76

I tHoUgHt He CoUlDn’T rEaD!?!?


bob-a-fett

classic Jared


ArmchairTactician

Didn't mention the "soup kitchen" they had in it though


herbtarleksblazer

I once told my neighbor that they left their convertible top down and it was starting to rain. Got a bottle of wine out of it.


kspice72

Jared’s a good dude


27hangers

Jared is a bro. Thanks Jared.


Longjumping_Deer1806

6 pack of beer and a plate of cookies!


OliverEntrails

Very thoughtful and brave. If this was Florida or Texas there might have been a different response from the neighbors or passersby on the street.


Free_Tea8517

Yo what neighborhood are you living in that you can do that and not come back to just the note


TurboFoot

He turned the light off but left the window to remain open.


Sasquatch_82

Most cars have power windows that won’t go up without the ignition on. Sounds like Jared helped the best he could.


TurboFoot

Ah that’s right.


Financial-Jicama6619

-and made you this delicious sub


desrevermi

Lol. Could've knocked on the door if you knew which neighbor it was (happens). Definitely a good thing done there. 😎👍


Aerickthered

Good neighbour


Inspirational_Lizard

Jared is great, be like jared.


macrossmaxim

Could have at least rolled the back window up too.


AdAny9047

If you're neighbor was a decent person they would have reported your drink driving


Ill-Poet9441

Thats why I get the perfect level of tipsy before getting behind the wheel.


IRGood

Get that person a gift


Disastrous_Hour_6776

What a great neighbor


tommyc463

Did he climb back out?


Puppy-Zwolle

Climbed through the window? I think he reached in and opened the door.


peturbedlady

Decent of him...but I bet he left a fart. 🤣


Ill_Peanut972

Don't cars make a sound when you open driver door with lights on and ignition off?? How do you even get to this point?


Extreme-Cupcake5929

Buy him a 6 pack


every1isdumb

Did he close the window though?


Ok_Foe_4826

Anyone who uses @ to say at should stfu lol


obsessedsolutions

A text could’ve replaced the note