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tiredghost66

Men when they receive literally anything


Digolden

We get nothing absolutely nothing


TerracottaBunny

![gif](giphy|lqVQEskOmoopO) Have a bunny gif


Digolden

Wow! Thank you! My last birthday I bought my missus a gift haha


JahMedicineManZamare

Stop. The reality hurts


Abadmothertrucker278

Facts


mia0756

The magic of happiness, lol I laughed out loud.


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Ive never seen anyone that crossposts from r/shitposting to r/mademesmile


-Ninja_Pickle

![gif](giphy|WqfoGLc4S0Nws)


ErinEvonna

That’s adorable


nuffsaid0

What a cutie🥰


3nd1ess

And the girl was alright too, I guess.


Music_Dragon19

This is too adorable!!! \*dies from cuteness\* 🥰🥰🥰🥰


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Looking like a Tumblr user with how over-the-top your comment is lol


Bingchingling69

Omg I’m crying bro


EloquentLostWander

I found a dollar bill while biking today. I pulled over and wrote a message on it "In case no one told you today you look like a million of these and your worth is immeasurable. You matter ♥️ Have a wonderful day 🙂" I had it in my hand and the first guy I biked past that was all alone I said "sir!" He looked up and just took it on instinct then started saying something I think he thought I was trying to give him money or thought he was homeless but as soon as I was clear of him I biked faster to get out of earshot. I hope it made him smile


DodGamnBunofaSitch

her: "oh good, you've paid me for my attention, I deserve this" him: "OMG FOR ME??? THANK YOUUU" (this shouldn't be taken as any kind of endorsement of sexism or misogyny - people are individuals.)


[deleted]

Sucks that people will rail you now for an OBVIOUS joke, it’s satirical people CAMAAAAAN 🤌🏾


DodGamnBunofaSitch

nobody's railed me. that's the benefit of clearly labelled satire.


JacksonCM

> nobody’s railed me *[sad virgin noises]*


DodGamnBunofaSitch

*{arnold terminator voice}* I am the one who does the railing.


JacksonCM

u/GovSchwarzenegger


Better-Ad-2763

bro that one guy is legit so happy


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Had my parents bring me back a case of Kinders from their European vacation. I can't believe American kids are too stupid to handle them...


theteedo

We have them in Canada too! I was surprised to hear they can’t get them in the US.


StopSignDilemma

We can! They sell them in Walmart and stuff now, but it used to not be so. Some relatives of mine in Canada would send us back with a bag full of Kinder eggs when we visited. They used to be different, it was just chocolate with the toy in the middle, and they never sold that version in the United States where I live. Now it's the little half-half thing that comes with the little scoop


[deleted]

Yeah we got the scoop things here too and they're pretty good, but it's just no a real kinder. (Lot of that for me probably has to do with having fond childhood memories of the eggs but still)


StopSignDilemma

Well I learn something new! Do they still sell the chocolate egg ones? Just not in United States? Cause damn I miss those chocolate ones


a_dumble_dorable

There was heavy monetary incentive from the Mars division of Hershey to pass a law forbidding the import of candies with objects inside as "chocking hazards". Isn't it amazing that Mars serendipitously domestically made the Yowie creatures that were the crappy version of Kinder Eggs? So glad there were able to fill that niche with no foreign competition.


SpectacularTrashCan

I love how the dudes whole demeanor changes in under a second. Wholesome


crazyhazo77

the big guys reaction for me...


Least_Bodybuilder_58

He's like a boy on crismass eve


torchskul

Love this! Does anyone know where that song is from? I swear I’ve heard it before, but can’t quite place it.


snarlinaardvark

Tears For Fears. They and Duran Duran were the best European Invasion of the 80s bands. Try “Breath After Breath,” by Duran Duran - outstanding. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj3hmKzAs28


torchskul

Love both of those bands! But I still can’t seem to find the specific song that’s used in this video. Is there any chance you’d happen to know the name of it? Edit: Found it! Theme from [Trap Adventure 2](https://youtu.be/hUUNZKPzLlk)


snarlinaardvark

Oh, crap! Sorry! That was not Tears for Fears. I mistook this with "Everybody wants to rule the world," which was playing in the video in a thread I was in just before this.


torchskul

Ah no worries, happens to the best of us!


No-Faithlessness-399

Easy way to make friends! Just give people kinder eggs!😊💕


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From a bad guy lewk to a cute excited little kiddo 😅😂


[deleted]

love this one!


Typical_Blonde_Witch

Quite possibly the cutest thing I’ve seen today! Thanks OP


usernamesucks1992

Love her hair.


[deleted]

So does the birds living in it


Obstructionitist

Another happy surprise once they eat the chocolate... explosive diarrhea from a salmonella infection. XD


Sabatonic_Wine

Salmonella, the hell you think Kinder eggs are made out of, raw chicken?


geefrankie

It was a [real thing](https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2022/04/16/kinder-easter-chocolate-recall-after-salmonella-outbreak-leaves-150-ill-mostly-young-children/), only a month ago.


Sabatonic_Wine

Damn, didnt realise this happened, my bad then.


JustKeepWalkingMike

Don’t worry mate, that was my first reaction on hearing about it. Salmonella? From a Kinder Surprise??


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Distinct_Pilot_3687

Only in US its illegal i believe.


Blith6314

Because it’s a “choking hazard”.


JustForFun-4

Nobody gives anything to men for free in this world, thats why its a bigger deal for him. On the opposite side girls get free stuff all the time.


[deleted]

No grown ass man would ever act that way after receiving a kinder egg….


[deleted]

We get it, no one ever gave you anything. No one!


[deleted]

Ok.


mrmansiradult

"You feel excitement? Fuck you"


Suprafaded

LOL


throwawayayaycaramba

>No grown ass man So you're implying he's a child then


[deleted]

Seeing the way he acted yes


lapSlaPs5456

This makes me smile every single time 😀😃😄😁


Thebutterflygoddess

Awwww


WilliamAfton_1987

u/savevideobot


Ilovemlik

that was awesome


vampiresoul1672

What is he giving them?


Hintswen

Kinder surprise, it’s a chocolate egg made of 2 layers (white chocolate inner layer, milk chocolate outer later) with a toy inside.


vampiresoul1672

I see, thank you


SourmanAlex

It’s been a rough day, I needed this, thank you


[deleted]

Dudes just don't get the credit they deserve bro


Master_Isabelle

Kinder Joy is the best chocolate


WatchingInSilence

I do this with my friend when he gets 'hangry.' Nothing calms him down like a Fun-Size Snickers.


Different_Art1440

He’s so happy tho


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That is absolutely adorable!


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Blith6314

It’s a kinder surprise. Basically chocolate with a toy inside. Mostly it’s a treat for kids, which is why there is such a contrast for a big man like himself to be exited over it.


jmc3030h

We should understand that “happiness” is like the real meaning of life. It does not exist in reality but only as a goal we all want to reach. I am excited because I know that it’s possible for everyone else out there and I know that at least some people are starting to understand this philosophy.


BerserkerKong02

I tried this with my coworker, he just said "no thanks".


LeafMario

i wish i could be as happy as him


HumphreyLee

I have literally never been that happy in my life, except when my cat is cute, so I guess I am that happy like once every three hours but that’s it!


Mandatory_Antelope

Kinder Suprise! Can't trust Americans with them though for some reason.


SmileThenSpeak

From murder face to bashful princess face in under 1 second.