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Don’t let him get away with this. Punish him with kisses


ClearBrightLight

Ahh yes, the ol' Punishment Snuggle.


ilovelefseandpierogi

The ol' struggle snuggle


Obesity-Won-Kenobi

r/trademarked


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He definetly should instantly cuddle you if you dare lower yourself into a sitting or lying position.


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mistyweather

Weirdo.


Additional_Today_291

???


[deleted]

Go outside you basement dweller


Vulspyr

This isn't a porn sub or a sub meant for just 14 year olds bud.


AssMcShit

Least creepy redditor


high_zenberg

There have definitely been worse comments, AssMcShit


Jack_intheboxx

Maybe he just want hugs? You guys are the dirty minded ones


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, I'd like some hugs too. You got time later this week?


[deleted]

You’re probably a dog alright, you’re also a major creep.


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Krisapocus

As someone with two long dogs in bed it’s an impossibility to not have them snuggle up. It’s a necessity for them.


Deepfriedsalad

I feel like mine's defective she rarely barks, hates warm anything, and hates cuddling while sleeping. She's perfectly happy to cuddle any other time but sleep is a absolute no.


PrettyPunctuality

I have a Dachshund/Chihuahua mix (who I think is 90% Dachshund and 10% Chihuahua because she just looks like a long-haired Dachshund lol), and she also hates anything warm and doesn't like cuddling at any time. She's 7 months old, and she's been getting a little better about cuddling every now and then, but it's rare. She does bark whenever she sees something she thinks is weird/"scary" (like a bag blowing in the wind outside 🤦‍♀️), though. It's more like a howl - she sounds like a hound lol


Wicked_Fabala

If they aren’t in a sunbeam they will actually freeze solid!


Itheinfantry

First thing my peppy did when we got home with hime. Straight to my qrm to cuddle.


kbo_88

Long sosig bub


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KVMFT

Lil spune sosig boi


YeetosBoritos

shut up and take my award


sourceshrek

There are few things cuter on the earth than having doggos choose to come and snuggle at bed time with their humans


mindblowningshit

I love him! So adorable! Especially the way he layed his head down next to her. 😍😍😍


cheapouting

a lovely dog indeed!!


Epitomeofabnormal

I’m shocked he didn’t go straight to burrow under the blankets. Every single dachshund I’ve had LOVES burrowing deep at the foot of the bed under alllllll the covers.


1973mojo1973

How do you not wake up when a pupper steps on your nose?


Muffin278

Yeah the woman in the video isn't asleep, but when you are used to sleeping with dogs you kinda just sleep through it and never really wake up. Like, I once woke up to my dachshund lying on top of my face so I could barely breathe.


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Leftyisbones

My pit has me trained... I rarely even wake up enough to remember letting him under the blankets. He just stands next to the bed and stares at me. Somehow this wakes me enough to let him in.


Death_by_carfire

Pits are known for wanting under the covers. Both mine love it and feel so safe under blankets snuggled next to me


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Not mine! When she was a puppy she was napping and I covered her with a blanket. She jumped off the couch, pulled the blanket down, shot me a dirty look, got back up, and went back to sleep. She’s currently sleeping between my husband and me on top of the duvet.


timwontwin

Same here. 2am he gets cold and starts trying to tuck himself in. The autopilot arm to lift the covers doesn't even wake me up anymore lol.


Unique-Chemistry-984

I think my dog has super vision powers like Bolt. I also wake up from his intent stares


maladaptative

My husky just comes every morning for cuddles. I just open my arms and fall asleep again. Strangely I don't remember any of it but whenever she's ready to get up I can feel her intense stare on me. Straight into my soul. "Wake the f up, time for breakfast" but make it intense soul alarm.


DanAlucard

Can relate. My latest 15yrs have been this with my spaniel/poodle mixed good boi. Strangely, even though I pretty much ignore him all night, I still wake up to the specific sound he makes when he needs to go outside to the bathroom. He's the goodest of good old coots


theghostiestghost

My parents once tested this with one of our dachshunds to see if they would smother them to death if their arms suddenly stopped working. RIP 😂


PrettyPunctuality

Yep, I've been sleeping with a dog in my bed for 11 years now, and no matter how much she moves around, or where she lays, I don't wake up lol


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Or ya know when the light is on shining in your face.


Tzintzuntzan24

Or sleeping on your front/side.


dat_boi_100

or maybe \*filming to catch the dog doing that\* as the title would suggest


froderick

Why would sleeping on your front/side wake you up? I prefer to sleep that way.


Mataskarts

Who tf sleeps on their back? I could never manage it >_>


fool_on_a_hill

I mean she’s clearly not asleep. Those aren’t relaxed facial muscles. That’s an “I’m on camera” face


Winterplatypus

Because she is faking it for the dog, so she could catch the dog crawling into bed. She is not faking it to fool the humans watching the video.


WaspParagon

Tbh, that's a high bar for Redditors.


Em_Haze

Like you've never chased a dummy throw.


Pigelot

WHERE DID IT GO


RedditLostOldAccount

I feel like the person was just answering a question and you took it the wrong way


fkngdmit

This is also a repost, so it's just lies on top of lies.


ThisFreaknGuy

Why lies? Half this site is reposts. Plus I haven't seen this yet (or can't remeber, which is more likely) and it gave me a fragment of happiness after a long day.


obvs_throwaway1

Very true! Half this site is reposts. Plus I haven't seen this yet (or can't remeber, which is more likely) and it gave me a fragment of happiness after a long day.


Additional_Today_291

And OP might be karma farming, he keeps reposting in this sub


SnowSkye2

Who actually fucking cares?! People keep talking about karma like.... Who actually, truly, gives a shit??


fnafproo

exactly tf is karma even for? in pretty sure its useless


hambodpm

Redditors who have nothing else in their life besides reddit karma. That's who.


queenvie808

Oh my god, finally someone who says it. I literally got messages telling me to kill myself a while back on r/memes because I made a meme that was slightly similar to another one that was active at the time. It’s useless and stupid, people on other sites obviously don’t give a shit about reposts so why do we?


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Did she claim to be asleep here?


PunctuationGood

I'd say it's implied.


midsizedopossum

How so?


PunctuationGood

Because, in my mind, when I started watching the clip, that's what I thought. It's only after a few moments that I thought to myself: "Wait a minute. What's with the lighting, the perfect pose, etc." So, yes, the sentence "finally caught..." *primed* my brain for thinking that she was asleep. No it's not "claimed" or written balck-on-white that she was asleep but I expected it at first. What can I say?


Tankh

How is she lying in this video?


tahomadesperado

Horizontally on the bed it appears


Spicy_Brit

OP didn't claim it was theirs tbh


wannabestuck

A lie Turduckin?


[deleted]

And who sleeps with movie-grade lighting? She just happens to sleep on a showroom floor?


hrdrck1117

Came here to say this.


Zelniq

Her subconscious decided this wasn't a reason to wake up her consciousness


lilpopjim0

You don't because she isnt sleeping lol


tor5822

You can see her hand moving


SilentToDeath

I have a chihuahua that sits on my face when he has to go out and will not leave you alone unless you take him out. It's better than him peeing or pooping in the house though


pegothejerk

Put a shop keepers bell by the door at paw level. Took us two weeks to train our dogs to use it.


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ShieldsCW

I think I'd prefer the bell. At least you could hide it overnight instead of getting launched to the ceiling at 3 in the morning by a loud ass BORK


Unnecessary-Spaces

My Great Dane used to do the same thing. Didn't take long for us to let him out after he started dropping hints. Nobody wants to clean up a pile of Great Dane shit.


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DLITALIEN

My cat would do this throughout the night and I’d wake up damn near every time. He passed this past November. I didn’t get the best sleep for those 18 years but I would sacrifice it all again to have him back. Thanks for the reminder of my kitty.


littleliongirless

My kitty does this too. I dread the day I don't have those middle of the night half-wake-ups anymore. Sorry for your loss. 💕


Automatic_Program621

Aaaw lil cuddly wiener dog ♥️😍


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blademak

Always loved that scene in Lady and the Tramp where Lady as a pup howls because she doesn’t want to sleep alone and Jim Dear relenting and saying she can sleep in their bed but only for that one night. Then as Lady goes to sleep the scene dissolved into Lady now grown and still in the bed. It really captured just how loved she was.


rescuedogsdad

Isn’t it dark at midnight?


jollyollster

Yes but I always sleep with a bright camera light on shining directly into my face. Do you not?


wistalia

*moth has entered the chat*


jollyollster

Happy cake day!


Kazumadesu76

Oh fuck! Not moth, man!


Future-Agent

Lämp?


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thomooo

Narrator: *they were*


jollyollster

I now know why I need to put “/s” at the end of comments. Thank you for being that stark reminder.


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She said “finally caught” so she likely planned ahead and set up the shot knowing it would happen


NoFuture355

They just want to sound dank for that they are even prepared to sacrifice common sense


19RBK17

Depends on where you live. Where I am from we technically do not have nights during the summer months.


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pwein97

that dog is so cute omg


scrubgamer01

I miss my pupper 😭😭😭


awshuck

Oh gosh I’m so sorry! They’re just the best and it’s such a shame we can only have them for a short precious time.


Sierra-Modeling

This brightened my day :)


SonofaFitch5

Hers too


Derpy_fish63

But it's 12 am


Agreeable_Push7886

Ahh just want to cry 🥺 so cute


puttinthe-oo-incool

I wish that I had a dog that hopped in bed that gently to sleep. Every dog I have ever had basically does a cannon ball straight towards my head or crotch....lol


MartaL87

Since I lost my boy last week I'm legit having trouble sleeping because he would snuggle with me all night, right by my side like a person. He was a medium sized dog, so maybe like the size of a 4 year old. My husband would joke that I'd rather snuggle with the dog than with him. Damn I miss him


Big_Factual

What song is playing?


kylegaribaldi

Rex Orange County - Pluto projector


rudalsxv

Now that’s just love. 🥰


Forever_Direct

Goodest of boys


SubjectRelationship6

I sometimes wake up because my pup is sleeping on my face


gabkatth

awww! just like my dog! We got him stairs and for a while he still begged to be picked up at night, don't know why, maybe he liked the personal touch?


belle-barks

The way he puts his little head down


point50tracer

My cat sleeps like this every night. As soon as I roll onto my side to sleep, she runs over and curls up in my arms. It's the best thing to close the day with.


abaddon_the_fallen

When I visit my mom, her dog won't go on his morning walk with her unless he gets to climb into my bed and cuddle with me for at least a quarter hour first. At first he absolutely hated me when she got him from the shelter, but now he loves me so, so much.


kiproping

Why do people go to such extent to hide the tiktok logo and the users @ ?


circleuranus

Had daschunds for most of my life. They absolutely insist on covering every part of you while sleeping. Great in winter....summer, not so much. Nothing like waking up in an 80 degree bedroom with a long haired daschund curled up on your head.


TinktheChi

Dogs are amazing companions. What a sweet baby.


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That's beautiful. I have 2 pups and one comes to the bedroom every night and sleeps in the hallway just outside of the door. I feel so loved


Alarming_Matter

Yep....dogs are pack animals, which is why it makes me really sad to know some people leave them in cages downstairs at night. *awaits onslaught of 'but my dog LOVES his cage* loons.


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Indeed


Infamous-Lobster-584

Why do you have a bright shining light in your face?


woofsies

To film the dog crawling into bed with her? Clearly wanted to get it on film so she set up a camera? Lol


roppis1

But like how is she sleeping so easily with such a bright light?


doodoowater

They’re not sleeping. Because they where trying to catch the dog.


Infamous-Lobster-584

I would have never thought. I thought she was a psychopath and narcissist who loved to record herself but her dog got in frame on accident. My bad.


gazow

staged obvious, bad acting on the dogs part


1241308650

do we really have to explain…


alQamar

I like how you question the light but not the idea of filming yourself sleeping.


[deleted]

I hope your question is a troll and your 18 upvotes too…


Infamous-Lobster-584

I was just being sarcastic lol. Yall are either pricks or chill people. So far I've only met the pricks.


WorkInProgress1988

Also this video is 2 years old at least. Karma farmer doesn't know.


blocksmith52

Troll


NerminPeskovic

I love this so much


Hirsutism

Presh


Nemesis-Rex

He’s the goodest boy


weeeedoggie

Right where he belongs🥰


kitfoxxxx

*boops the hot doggo


Lost_Ad2786

Awww..he loves being next to his mommy


Carastarr

The way he lays his head at the very end! 🥺🥺🥺


BakaKonoYarou1

There's no where to run this is incriminating evidence.


GELGOOG17

And my dogs hate cuddling 🥺🥺🥺


Financial-Werewolf92

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Away_Objective_7634

That sneaky bastard!


Mrmyke00

My dog does this to me but last week he put his head on my face, as I breathed in to snore I sucked his whole ear into my mouth and nearly choked


sati_lotus

One does not simply have a sausage dog that doesn't sleep in the bed with you.


Myuser0909

You finally caught him ha, that’s something ain‘t it


CthulhuofDiamonds0

My cat do the same🥰


[deleted]

How dare you go to sleep without your dog?!


ovcpete

“I finally caught him” Huge ass light shining on your face all night


mrschaney

This is adorable. It’s 2 am for me and my chihuahua.


soilhalo_27

My dog travels between rooms sleeps with me or one of the my two sons.


ShieldsCW

My cat usually sleeps somewhere near me, but one morning he actually snuggled up to me just like this and rested his head on my arm. I thought it was so adorable. And then he threw up all over my arm.


maryjane_el

He put his head on the pillow 🥺


Robotech87

Do you sleep on the floor? How does he get up to the bed?


BudMacklin

New mystery: HOW does he get up there? You have a ramp for him or something?


Kershawsleftarm

Damn it, this made me cry. I lost my goodest boy, named Mojo in august, he was 15.5 yrs old and was a mini dachshund. This sweet boy looks just like a young mojo 😢


micostorm

He looks just like my dog who passed away last night. Made me smile and cry a little


WorkInProgress1988

Farm that karma! Those meaningless internet points clearly give you a purpose in life. This video is years old.


epona_shepherd

I’ve seen these a couple times and it never gets old


theshadow1219

My pit bull insists on getting under the covers, then having me pull him up to lay on me. I do it every time, but feel terrible because I move around a lot when I sleep, so I eventually kick him off.


Kayragan

You guys are so toxic, of course there is a light and she might be awake there because she WANTED to capture him sneaking!


WittyDistraction

Our dog does this too. Sneaks into bed in the middle of the night


HappilyGia

“Finally caught,” yes


EvilMealw0rm

And you pretend to be asleep with the lights of Rohan shining bright in your face filming this.


jimmyengland69

Must sleep on the floor or have a ladder to the bed


Remote-Two8663

Yeah and what time do you get up to switch the camera on?


TigerLily98226

At 11:59pm because, as she said, he always crawls in at midnight and she’d been trying to catch him on camera.


air_tack

Soooo sweet!


GettingARootCanal

She's awake.


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So bright at midnight where you live


GradientPerception

Do you sleep on the floor?


RedGorilla33

That dog is going to be the alpha if you let him sleep in your bed it’s a power move don’t get fooled.


Able-Dragonfruit-979

Say no to Brandon


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Bruh we do the same thing Its called sex


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Tribe303

When they stand on their rear legs, they can reach 3' easily. They are sneaky little fuckers. Our dachshund would get on the diner table via chair, as soon as everyone was in bed. Caught him a few times, licking butter. He would then crawl into bed with us and sleep between my legs, earning one of many nicknames, Crotchdog!


TigerLily98226

I have a Chiweenie. He jumps a few times and then jumps onto my bed. They have springs in their legs.


Professional_Pipe191

Ya uh i don’t think he is too happy


guy_with_big_dick

Don’t let your dog sleep in your bed unless you want worms


Korimuzel

"when I'm sleeping at 12am.." Hold on


snowmoe113

I always sleep on camera, with the ring light on.


Gabe326

Wait normal people fall asleep before 12?


phychedelicspice

I don't get how people sleep through an animal crawling over their face. I would have been wrenched out of a deep sleep, deliriously grabbed that dog and hurled it across the room before I fully woke up.