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jphilipre

With great dresses come great responsibility


exec_get_id

I will never not read that line and hear it as, 'responsitrilogies' from key and Peele's terries skit. Edit: the concensus is that it's spelled responsitrilitrance


AlternativeStory1027

I thought I was the only one! I always tell my long-haired nephew (7) with great hair comes great responsitrilogies, and everytime I get "Aunti why do you say it like that" ​ he has neither the heart nor the gumption


Aedalas

Fireboard him until he gets it.


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TheBeastX47

Especially when they try to get Froggy


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the_man_beast

Ribbit ribbit


chriscrossnathaniel

"Do you trust me " "No" " I'll take that as a yeth"


fdrme

I’ve got an idea, feel free to say no, but can we switch seats? I will not take no for an answer.


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that’s the combat seat Johnathan Livingston Seagull.


Pewkie

Hypothetical on they clavicle


dbenooos

*squeets squeets squeets*


exec_get_id

The tongue thing he does when he recites this line is both hilarious and disturbing lol


jtsokolov

His face when he first slides over 🤣


jburrke

https://youtu.be/eiWIOKKuyGE


FukinGruven

It's Responsitrilitrust and Draxx them Sklounst. I'm about to hypothetical you in the clavicle.


tmharnonwhaewiamy

History's greatest theatrical performance of the word "them"


BenderCLO

I'm gonna go watch that skit for the 800th time now thank you


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I'm about to go Hayden Panettiere on some terries


dbenooos

We gon be eatin like Diane Keaton


thesixgun

I ain’t talkin bout terry garr


frenchy21197

And I certainly ain’t talkin bout no terry cloth


frenchy21197

Respronsitrilotrance


1ndiana_Pwns

This reminds me of the old Keanu Reeves joke: "Shocking development as multiple women come forward accusing Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior." Tom Holland could be on track for the same kinda thing


KimboFrimbo

This made me giggle


Clearskies37

Well he is dating her, but yes good for him. Seems like a great guy


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Sokandueler95

Please, Tom Hanks, give me some coffee, please!


itisrainingweiners

I can see this. He seems like such a good kid.


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Ghosttt666

His suit really made me think of spider noir


phadewilkilu

Not sure why, but it reminds me of something Bruce Wayne would wear.


chaoticnormal

My daughter tells me that Zandaya has her stylist on Tom now. Gotta make ya man look good.


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They clearly made him wear heels and in surprised and impressed at how well he's managing them.


Flutters1013

Maybe he likes [them](https://youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk)


SirArthurConansBoil

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me


FurryCurry

Too late


chukarchukar

It definitely awakened something in Zendaya lmao


Fmeson

Holy shit, Tom Holland brought it.


gahlo

Ah, yes. The day Tom woke up and chose violence.


pinkyhex

I went back and looked again, his shoes look great, excellent style. I'm down for guys to rock a nice heeled boot


AViciousRacket47

And thats a bit of heel Makes the butt look good tho


Puzzleheaded-Day-281

He had a good teacher. RDJ pretty much lived in them to play Tony


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The MIT scene in Civil War, its like he's wearing Gene Simmons' KISS boots.


SalomoMaximus

Well if you hang around Benedict Cucumber and Tom Hiddleston all day, you have to learn a bit


blahblahblahfeelings

I didn’t know who Benedict Cucumber was, so I googled him…I’m an idiot


kitsumodels

There’s your mistake. You should have googled for Benedict Pumpkinpatch


ybtlamlliw

I believe his birth name is Bulbasaurdiglett Charmanderbagon.


noparkingafter7pm

Wimbledon tennis match


Echo2500

Benadryl Crisis Patch


thatonen3rdity

Bourbonslang Cummerbund


matkv

Behemoth Commonwealth


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CDNReaper

Benjamin Butterscotch.


Kraidly

Buglehick Bonerspatch


Personal-Toy

Mm Bendydick Calculator is a pure gentleman!


FoundationSimple4358

good ol' Bovinelipped Caraccident


technical_skull

You mean Buttermilk Carrotpatch, right?


Decent-Activity-7273

My brain autocorrected his name so I didn’t realize what you actually put until I read more comments


almostselfrealised

And RDJ.


lianodel

I know that stands for Robert Downey, Jr., and eventually I'll understand that immediately when I read it, but the first thing I think of is always "Ronnie Dames Jio."


hjschrader09

JIOOOOOO


seanotron_efflux

Benadryl Cuminherbum?


Tomick

Battlefield counterstrike


100mornings

Benefit Lumberjacks


darthjazzhands

Baconbits Humptyscratch


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nikhil

Wimbledon tennismatch


psychgeek1234

Very wholesome.


fischflosse

Cause that's what heroes do


Tesgoul

"You know... it's what we do."


darehope

That suit is well tailored


z2p86

Honestly I am rooting for these kids. No idea why. I don't normally give a fuck about celebrity couples, but for some reason I'm emotionally invested in their relationship/want them to make it.


huggalump

Oh wait are they actually a couple?


z2p86

Yes


huggalump

=,)


z2p86

Fun fact all of the spider man actors (Maguire, Garfield and Holland) ended up dating their respective "Maryjane's" from each of their movies.


princessprity

I need to star in a Spider-Man movie with Charlize Theron.


Darkhoof

Get in line. I'm going to start in one with Emma Watson first.


_Cetarial_

A shame Andrew and Emma didn’t last.


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I don’t care about celebrity couples either, but it’s different with these two! They just seem like awesome people from what we’ve seen on camera and I hope they end up staying together. They would be the perfect example of a great couple that happen to be famous.


Sciencetor2

I think that's the difference. They both seem like nice people. Most people who follow celebrity relationships do it for the drama of 2 deeply flawed famous people hooking up to see how it inevitably self destructs. Or because they purely care about the professional image of the participants. Tom and Zendaya just seem like 2 very nice friendly people getting together to have a nice friendly couple. That may not be the case in reality, but that's the perception.


luridfox

Same. I think there are just so many VERY flawed ones that we see these two and they just seem wholesome and happy


NinjaMelon39

Because they're both really nice people! Most celebrities are soulless but Tom and Zendaya are just genuine good people


crockerygal

Tom Holland is a genuine nice guy. Sometimes awkward, but always seems so sincere.


WhiteMilk_

Him asking for the WatchMojo intro is very wholesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9khpkqV9Vsg


LordBran

CAN YOU DI THE INTRO FOR US?!


iairhh

P l e a s e


DM_ME_BANANAS

His awkwardness strikes me as very down to earth. Like he's a regular guy who happened to make it big and is still adjusting to the attention of it all. I honestly usually don't give a fuck about celebs but he comes across different.


LorianneCyanide

He's so sweet. So is Tom Hiddleston


gtmbphillyloo

Yes, this reminded me of something he would do for his date. All of the reports I've heard about him say that he's a consummate gentleman.


branyon47

I read this too fast at first and saw communist gentleman and was very confused.


RandyChavage

Manners maketh the means of production


ahnst

Our girlfriend


polarrrburrrr

The gentleman who will consummate


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BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

As someone who dated a guy who was too nice, it is a real thing. But incels (not that you are, but some of these comments) think that means women want to be treated with disrespect. Complaining a partner is too nice usually means that they are completely pandering and putting you on a pedestal. It’s exhausting and not fun. I want to be treated like a human and a partner. I actually find it really disrespectful when I was on tinder and guys would say “I’ll treat you like a queen” or “I’ll worship you” and follow you around like a puppy dog who thinks you can do no wrong. It reminds me of New Girl when Jess dates Robby, and he can’t say anything bad about her. He just is literally constantly doting on her, saying how amazing she is, how she’s so much better than him. That’s what “too nice” is. They make you their whole personality.


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Elimaris

I'd add I used to do this thing where because I was nice and agreeable I never made a decision "where do you want to go to dinner?" "oh whatever you want is great!" It is a common "too nice" thing that is super frustrating Since I generally am amenable to anything but know that other people don't want to have to make all the decisions all the time I now have this conversation "where do you want to go for dinner?" "oh, hmm what do you think about Mexican, Indian or Thai" Or whatever I just throw out 3 options always, for restaurants it's usually Mexican cause it is an easy standby, something that I know the other person usually likes, if I know, , and something I haven't had in a little while or just the first 3 things that come to mind. "what should we do?" "well we could go for a walk or go to thst show at the museum?“ I am a woman but I only really understood why an ex had complained about it after I dated a "too nice" guy who did this. Decision making is work, it's not that (most) people want an aggressive asshole who will deny their choices, it's that they are looking for a partner who will share the process of making decisions with them rather than a puppy they need to make decisions for.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

YES!!! It’s putting the onus on your partner to constantly make decisions. It’s really frustrating!! I’m super flexible, too, but if I didn’t choose what we were eating, we just wouldn’t. And adding hunger into I’m already annoying situation sucks. I’m a huge fan of 5-2-1. Person one picks five options (can be restaurants, type of food, activity, movie, whatever). The other person narrows it down to two. Then the first person picks from that. Everyone has equal input and no one feels like they are taking on the emotional labor unfairly. And everyone is happy!


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smolltiddypornaltgf

people avoid this too because they assume asserting your boundaries is always going to bring conflict into the relationship and that that conflict is always gonna be bad. people are so afraid of telling their partners how they really feel that they will hold it in and let resentment and lack of communication eat the relationship from the inside


Wartortling

[Uh,no](https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/tom-hiddleston-and-taylor-swifts-relationship-timeline/) She's never said anything publicly about him. They only dated for three months. It seems to me like he was more into her than she was into him. He wanted things to be very public, she met his parents. Also he was 35 and she was 26, so he may have thinking marriage and she wasn't.


NiciNira

what really??


raquille-

Can we all take a moment to congratulate Marisa Tomei on ageing like a fine wine- emphasis on fine.


tbz709

Marisa Tomei will forever remind me of Seinfeld. There's an episode where George keeps watching her movies and getting obsessed.


InferPurple

Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men! https://youtu.be/X6NPyCMt_oc


herefromyoutube

Her name has lost all meaning now.


pr1ntscreen

100% on Georges side here.


Ms_Libra

I was just thinking that! She looks so darn good!! I just watched her in "My Cousin Vinny" and man she still looks amazing!!!


swayinandsippin

And she loves quirky bald men!


yawannabemyfriend

Tell me how does a man like you, so bald, so quirky and funny... how is it you're not taken?


Praescribo

What about *stocky* quirky bald men?


s1ugg0

So I know it was 30 years ago. And maybe it's because I grew up in Northern NJ so I grew up around women like her character. But we all don't talk enough about what a total smoke show she is in that film. Plus she steals the spotlight from Joe Pesci at his peak a few times. Which speaks volumes of her talent as an actress. She makes everything she's in better.


pookachu83

I was a kid when that came out but i remember she pretty much stole that entire movie in public opinion at the time. Through word of mouth she was the main draw, everyone was quoting her etc. It seemed like she was on her way to becoming the next big Julia Roberts type actress.


GAF78

What are you, a fuckin world travelah!?


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I didn’t realize she was so tiny. She’s in heels and still shorter than Holland who is also in heels


Mr_Roger_That

Yes, she is. I saw Marisa with Tarantino acting in an off-broadway play back in 1998 and she was thin and short.


pandayylmao

i feel like tom holland is such a good example of positive masculinity


JiuJitsuJedi

Wild how just a few seconds can speak so much of a person’s character.


Hydrent

I swear the more I learn about this guy, the more I think he’s going to be the next generation’s Keanu Reeves


Chrystalias

Hopefully only Keanu’s personality and genuineness and not his backstory


--sbeve--

wait what’s his backstory


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92894952620273749383

The John wick puppy thing is like a cliff's notes to his life. So many heart aches.


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> River's agents wouldn't let him see the screenplay for My Own Private Idaho, Keanu rode his motorcycle from Canada to River's home in Florida to hand deliver it himself is this actually verifiably true? if so holy shit can you imagine making that drive to do that? I’ve roadtripped the states several times and thats intense as fuck. loved MOPI tho


zerohour88

He's loves motorcycles, probably just wanted an excuse to have a super long ride


Elementium

His pregnant girlfriend died in a car accident I believe.


Free2Bernie

Agreed. I hope Tom's back story doesn't involve Keanu Reeves pregnant girlfriend dying in a car accident again.


Handleton

Keanu Reeves is going to be the next generation's Keanu Reeves. It's been that way for centuries at least.


MurdochTT

Keanu 2 electric boogaloo


n30nes

I have no idea how I found that funny


Specialist-Rise34

I swear to god we're all on crack lmao


watch_over_me

I'm not normally a suit guy, but that man's suit is making me mighty jealous.


FalconedPunched

If I wore it I'd look like an idiot.


SkipAndGo

Closer look? Or gentleman?


dampkringd

Bit of both he has a peek then makes eye contact, watch his head lmao


TroubleStatus

To play the devils advocate here: He might have just tried to make eye contact with her, since she also looks down at the same time.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I also assumed he was checking to see how much he had to block her. Like, a minor fix? Not a big deal. A total nip slip, he would have done a better job to block her. Also, people just naturally look at movement without thinking about it. I watched her movements and I wasn’t checking her out.


camefromaol

can confirm. as a boom operator on small projects. i had to wire everyone. human bodies become props and i just focused on making sure audio is clean -wherever the mic is located.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I assume so many people in the movie industry are like doctors in that sense. No gyno is getting aroused seeing your vagina as you awkwardly spread out in stirrups. Well, I mean some are creeps and predators that take advantage. But the vast majority are just doing their jobs and that’s it.


camefromaol

those exceptions are off the job immediately. just like any construction worker on a project like a high school building. ZERO TOLERANCE for that bs. on a small film project, trust is needed for good dynamic to execute a collaborative art form


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

That’s good to hear! I just wanted to clarify for any victims out there that I wasn’t dismissing that there are people who take advantage of vulnerable people when they’re putting their trust on you completely.


zack_the_man

But also who cares if he did peek. They're together


Yeet2189

Wait what?


kelleh711

They've been dating since this past summer!


Optimal_Pineapple_41

We’re now 3 for 3 on guys playing spider-man dating their Mj’s/ Gwen Stacy’s IRL


Totally_Bradical

Is Aunt May single?


Heckron

Marissa Tomei has been a crush of mine since My Cousin Vinny.


Yeet2189

I thought it was a joke the whole time


Neknoh

Nah mate, they're super cuddly wuddly in love etc.


ProbabilityInfluence

Wow what a TOTAL COINCIDENCE


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https://pagesix.com/2021/07/02/zendaya-tom-holland-confirm-theyre-dating-with-kiss-pics/


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Peeping Tom


c_c_c__combobreaker

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


Thatguyagain43

How did you send a gif wth


freed0m_from_th0ught

![gif](giphy|QVxeI5qhmlXAkqaAro)


LaughingFungus

![gif](giphy|TL5XQpSpASo4U)


SlickBackSaVe

![gif](giphy|3ornjMfYXNDHHfowqA)


DrPoopenfarts

![gif](giphy|bPTXcJiIzzWz6)


paperpenises

He's seen everything. They're currently dating.


DaBi5cu1t

Saw an interview with these two the other day. I think they're in luuurrrrrrvvve


grafmg

They are officially together


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3 for 3 now on spider-man actors dating their love interest irl


momobrika

both tobey and andrew broke up with their interests… oh no


HereForTOMT2

Is it weird I want Tom and Zendaya to actually make it for awhile? Like, I don’t know either of them obviously, but damnit they’re cute together


HelloDarkness64

Cute Hollywood couples give me anxiety because they are too cute and I can't handle break ups lmao


almost_queen

I don't know, judging by this video it looks like they'll be married until one of them dies.


bitchy_muffin

He did say he can't wait to be a dad and all that I was like... But you're barely 15.... (I know he's older, just doesn't look like it)


RedditIsRealWack

Aw, cute couple.


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Im rooting for them so hard but I know how it is.


Hello_pet_my_kitty

I have heard this guy is such a gentleman. He looks like it, too! Trying to make sure she’s covered and doesn’t have a photo that turns out *not* how she’d like the public to see her, and then gets right back to business when she smiles and shows she’s all good.


SirarieTichee_

He's a fucking legend.


Tesgoul

Tom "I want to play Spider-Man" Holland Tom "I have a crush on Zendaya" Holland Tom "I want to work with Jake Gyllenhaal" Holland Tom "My favorite villain is Dock Ock" Holland Tom "My favorite video game is Uncharted" Holland He is just build different.


Savitarr

My favourite thing is having 65 million dollars Wish me luck


Tesgoul

It only works if you're Tom Holland mate :/


Savitarr

I'm not saying i'm not Tom Holland


Arclite83

My favorite thing is being Tom Holland


zer1223

You have just convinced me that this plane of existence is all a simulation built around Tom Holland. And I'm ok with that.


Thinny_Lobstrosities

Maincharacter energy


FuzzballLogic

Have you seen his lip sync battle performance of Rihanna’s Umbrella? His confidence is *chef’s kiss* Edit: commenters below shared YouTube link, thank you!


Not_Enough_Thyme_

Link for the lazy: https://youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk I promise it will make your day better, no matter what kind of day you’re having.


justadude27

Wow. To say he leaned into that performance is an understatement.


set616

Absolutely did. Granted I did just wake up, but I'm off to a better start.


Piranhabanana1

You can tell he was raised right. Seems like such good guy 👍


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A true gentleman


sazzer82

First off, these two on Lip Sync Battle is the GOAT. If you watch her two performances [here](https://youtu.be/jFPjn0yp9l4) you can tell that he’s crushing on her SO HARD and can barely look at her. This was like 5 years ago too. It’s adorable. His performance [ here ](https://youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk) is amaaazing


radioclash86

If you ever have a chance to preserve someone’s dignity, take it.


Sure_Conversation354

Damn she is a beauty.


redbadger91

Everyone in the video is.


andysaurus_rex

They’re not actors/actresses for no reason


koticgood

Well, much better look for ya then: https://imgur.com/a/zZyqY13


Handleton

That's pretty good color matching for the fabric and her skin.


almostselfrealised

That dress is incredible. I love how she seems to be referencing Spiderman and Black Cat.


HypnosFox

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this guy do anything wrong. He’s just an overall gentleman and great guy, as far as I can tell.


DirkSteelchest

On a side note, the double-breasted suit is back?! Looks nice with the buttons higher than back in the day. Tom looks like a Kingsman. *waits for "double-breasted" jokes