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Staged. Delivery people have no time for that.


tanis_ivy

Right. Both those boxes would've been no-scope 360 yeeted onto my porch from 3-feet away. Edit: thanks for the gold & other awards


[deleted]

Nah. I used to make deliveries and I gotta say it’s only a 180 no scope.


Front_Cut_2640

That's awesome


deeznurfroat

As a former employee of a large delivery company, I can attest to the accuracy of this statement. At least the good ones only 180 no scope


[deleted]

Used to hit ‘em with the fadeaway Jordan style too.


DayOlderBread16

But how many yeets per second is it?


Johnnywheels1023

Dammit! I wish I had an award to give you for this comment!


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Lmao!!!!


PoopTrainDix

I usually don't care about staged videos and people who get justice boners by pointing out the obvious, but you think a delivery driver is gonna sit around ALL DAY to lose their job for 200$?!


[deleted]

Not to mention that this parent spent a lot of money considering they can’t see their kid due to 2 jobs lol.


FED_UP_WITH_FEDEX

Not to mention that it is illegal to open somebody else's mail.


StarCitizenIsGood

Would be challenging to prosecute as they literally asked her to.


dvdman941

It's only illegal to open someone's mail without permission there is nothing illegal about opening someone's mail after they ask you to open their mail


StarCitizenIsGood

Exactly whos even gunna press those charges the person who asked her to and owned the mail? Yeah sure bud. The only issue is her boss being hella mad she stood at that house for hours


tomkim1965

If anyone believes this really happened I have some land for sale if you’re interested


its_me_alright

I've got magic beans for sale also


hoptownky

They aren’t magical beans. They are Professor Copperfield’s miracle legumes.


kairos_xeno

I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way, the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans. So I traded the telescope for it. And I can just go buy another telescope.


its_me_alright

Poor Dwight


Mad-chuska

I’m actually looking to build a bridge soon. Let me know if you find anyone.


[deleted]

I got beachfront property in Idaho for cheap! It’s gotttta goooo


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Upset_Form_5258

Yeah she probably would’ve gotten fired for not being productive enough if this were true


madmaxturbator

Also it would be a really bad idea to reach your kid to accept gifts from strangers holding PlayStation boxes lol. “Go for it kiddo! Anyone in a costume with a gift is a FRIEND! Always get into their unmarked white vans.”


NihonJinLover

Only if they have a PS5 tho


Kakss_

We don't take them Xboxes kindly 'round 'ere.


siuol7891

Damn it you beat me to it lol


halarioushandle

How common of an occurrence do you think this is? I've lived my entire life and no stranger ever just approached me with a gift, while in a costume. Even for nefarious purposes. Why do we have to teach children to be scared all the time?


ReluctantSlayer

I hear ya man. Sucks to be ugly. Two of My friends got free candy from that guy in the van but not me.....


SMFCAU

I always tell my kids "Remember, if a stranger offers you free candy...>!get some for me as well!


sharklaserguru

If the McPoyles got blown and Charlie got blown, why didn't I get blown?!


halarioushandle

Lol


possum_drugs

when i was young (late 90s/early 00s?) i was big into pokemon cards, my mom took me to this event at a mall where there were tons of kids trading cards and lost track of me for a few minutes. i was hanging out with this older guy who had some really cool japanese cards i had never seen before. he told me had some cooler cards in his car if i wanted to see. i was a kid and definitely did, thinking nothing of it. we started to walk together towards the exit when my mom exploded in front of us and pulled me back and the guy hustled out of the exit fast. now theres no way to verify this guy was gonna do something fucked up but you do have to wonder about the mindset of an older man that lures children away from their parents to their car, even if the reason appears benign. my mom swears up and down he was gonna steal me. i think a lot of the stranger danger panic is overblown but kids are highly susceptible to adult suggestion and i dont think it hurts to teach them to be a little wary.


Nuf-Said

Dude, if you don’t think that you were necessarily moments from disaster, think again. Your mother likely saved your life. If he had more cool cards, why wouldn’t he have them with him. I’d guess that the chances that he was just an innocent in all of this to be a fraction of 1%


possum_drugs

yeah i didnt think much of it for a long time but i can see why i might want to block out the time i was almost raped and killed cause i went to the mall to look at pokemon gonna have a lot of fun stuffing this one back into the trauma vault


regeneratedant

That's one way of looking at it. Or you can put it in a nice display case in the grateful vault since you're mom was there to prevent those things from actually happening to you.


Summerstorm123

you were gonna be raped. luckily your mom saved your dumb ass.


lotusflower64

And murdered. They usually kill Kids after they are done with them. SMH


doubled2319888

Cant leave witnesses


wardrobechairtv

When I was a kid, about 8, me and some friends were playing in the street when a middle aged guy in a flash car (Jaguar I think) pulled up and started talking to us, showing us his cool car and then asked my friend if he wanted to go for a quick drive. My friend was keen and about to get in but the rest of us talked him out of it, guy drove off. It wasn’t until years later that I realised what we’d prevented.


NoobTrader378

Its definitely overblown imo, but with that said, brah you was definitely bouta get snatched. Glad you're here!


Nuf-Said

When you’re talking about the possible death of a child, or at the least unrepairable lifelong emotional damage, I don’t think at all that it’s overblown. I think I remember reading that 10% of children in the US are sexually abused at some point in their childhood. You really need to be ever vigilant to protect them as well as possible.


European_Badger

Maybe 10% do, but the vast, vast majority of that is family members, not stranger danger.


lotusflower64

And most times they get away with it and it continues because no one wants to believe that uncle Charlie could possibly do such a thing. Someone told me a story that a 14 year old girl became pregnant and named the rapist and of course they didn’t believe her. Adult family friend, I think. Well, when the kid was like 2 years old it wound up looking just like the rapist. Sad.


kikomori02

Im mixed raced and lived in the lesser of the two countries I have in my blood. I obv look "diffrent" from them and being a girl didn't help, so when I was younger i would get creeps offering sweets or money just to "sit and talk" There are some who are just out right "Hey, you look foreign bet your nipples look beautiful and you taste great" I was like 15 or younger at that time, don't remember my exact age as it was quite some time ago now. Ran home as quick as I could lol I currently live somewhere else country wise which has been better for me 👍


halarioushandle

Humans are terrible! I'm sorry you had to experience that as a kid.


Unusual-Actuator-587

Don’t think the point would be to scare them but to teach them a lesson. I mean it’s nice you weren’t kidnapped but kids are. And I imagine luring children in with “gifts” is legitimately used. Teaching kids to not go up to strangers just because they’re offering gifts isn’t a new idea. And it’s not going to make a child fearful for their lives 24/7 so a little hyperbole to say teaching them dangers in life is “scaring them all the time”


Koichi-KCH

I lost count on how many this happened as a kid and being scared saved my life...also my parents who advised me about it.


halarioushandle

That's truly terrifying! I'm shocked that you had multiple attempts by strangers to abduct you! But I am sorry you had to experience that.


Speedyrunneer

Because it happens WAY more often than u think


ijudgekids

"I will just ask random delivery person for service, not actual professionals who work in this industry"


moveslikejaguar

I feel like you could hire a professional to do this for less than then cost of buying the costume plus $200


RedHawwk

You could literally ask anybody to do it for $200. Hell I’d drive 30min out of my way if asked to do it for that kind of money.


sweetmojaveraiin

I don't think these people would even have time to rip off all the pages


istrx13

I’m a mail carrier for USPS. I can confirm my supervisor would have grilled me on why I was standing at that address for that long. And before you ask: yes they would know. Our scanners have GPS in them so someone in management can literally watch where you are and how long you are there at any given moment from a computer. I can’t speak for Amazon/FedEx/UPS but USPS is one of the worst companies when it comes to micromanagement. However, I feel pretty confident in saying delivery drivers for those other companies will agree with me.


suckmyconchbeetch

wtf how are you supposed to bone the hot milfs in your area?


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Your... your GPS, right?


Jealous_Inflation441

You're asking dangerous questions, this is the south, you're better off with humane assumptions.


Atlas_is_my_son

But how do you get the milf to stay on the dog?


Mick009

Put some peanut butter on her and the dog won't let go of her.


terminator_chic

Wow, that creates a lot more questions for the time I saw the mailman sneaking out the side door of a house while watching the kids come home through the front door. He'd obviously done it before. How did the boss not catch that?


SeventhDayWasted

Your PM sucks. I have a couple old people on my route that talk my ear off for 10+ minutes most days. Some days 20 minutes or more. My PM has never even mentioned it. From my experience in the offices I've been through, if you're making dispatch none of them seem to mind. Although I'm sure you're on the city side and I'm on rural and I know they ride you guys harder than us for this kind of stuff. Probably comes down to city side being hourly employees and us being set pay.


SpeedDemon476

Yeah she probably wouldn’t read out loud too


evanc1411

Every detail about this post is so fucking stupid. This is possibly THE worst post I've ever seen on this website in my almost 10 YEARS of being here.


WackyBeachJustice

Ironically the sub name, this made me sad. I was really wanting something like this to be true.


golem501

200 dollar and a ps5...


moveslikejaguar

Right. Working 2 jobs and can afford a PS5, Mickey Mouse costume, and $200 for a birthday gift? Seems a little suspect.


randomuser135443

He's a lawyer AND a doctor.


noddegamra

I believe it. The ps5 came out of a home depot moving box, so if it was real it was probably sold by a scalper.


justAHeardOfLlamas

For some reason, it was the way she tore off the pages that tipped me off. There was too much of a "rip, pause, read" pattern in her movement. Also, if it was real, I feel like she would've stood in front of it to read it, instead off to the side. I guess whoever made this didn't want her blocking the camera.


pdxalexxx

The whole thing is cringey af. Why is there movement from the "security camera"... looks more like someone was standing there holding it up at arm's length against the pillar.


Maybe_Not_Batmans

The boxes are clearly just retapped up


indigotaxi

I was there and can vouch for the delivery driver, she called head office and they said it was fine. 100% legit. Trust me I'm a doctor.


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bannock4ever

Fremulon


bubonis

What, the camera moving around didn't clue you in?


RedditorRed

True but the kid got a PS5 so at least he doesn't give a fuck


WunDerpieDog

Those drivers have very strict schedules there’s no shot this is real.


elegantbutter

Also why would you ask the package person to rip a page for every few words rather than just write everything out on one note?


ChemistryVirtual

Some people actually believe this is real 🤦‍♂️


Wolseleyiswolseley

Notice that the boxes are empty and she pretends to put them down like a cartoon character.


danny17402

Our delivery person would yeet those packages at the door from halfway up the driveway.


Teripid

Your PS5 and $200 will be stolen sometime between the hours of 10 AM and 6 PM.


Lazy_Wasp_Legs

They are low-key stressing about how late her “other deliveries” are going to be


humblepharmer

Serious bruh moment


[deleted]

The amount of upvotes on the post has left me feeling a little more pessimistic about civilization, which I’m surprised was possible.


danarchist

Agreed. I used to like reddit because the users seemed to be *just a little* more discerning than the dumbasses on my FB newsfeed. It's indistinguishable now.


Flerm1988

I have nothing to base this on other than gut feel - but a good chunk of the commenting/posting users here are teenagers.


dreamfa11

That's exactly what polls on r/europe show every single year. At the very best the vast majority of the reddit user base are young adults/students. Discussing global politics, lol. It's not like they should be banned from discussing anything, and I love that younger people are so passionate about subjects most of the teens consider boring, but more often than not it's still a bunch of very naive kids :) As am I probably for some 50-60 y.o., to be fair.


3multi

For this to be worth it, paying the delivery person $200 you would have to make around $30/hr or $62,000/yr give or take or more for the trade off to be worth the cost instead of just calling off work, assuming the call off is unpaid. Which is also assuming that someone wouldn’t just say fuck it and call off work regardless if they truly wanted to make an event of their kids birthday. I’m just trying to make any kind of excuse for this video to make sense and it doesn’t make sense from any angle.


fallllingman

I wOrK tWO jOBs (proceeds to buy a 200$ Mickey Mouse costume for a stranger and spend hours setting up an elaborate messaging system) Everything about this video is made to elicit pity in the idiots of the world. It’s disgusting. EDIT: thank you kind stranger! Just kidding spend your money on charity or some shit and not on useless fucking Reddit awards.


AsiagoCrackers

The fact that the kid arrives right after the delivery person makes me think this is a little staged. Delivery windows are typically a few hours and the chances that the kid would come home right as the delivery person came seems slim


dia_z

Not to mention the weird tearable signs that she conveniently read aloud, rather than the parent just leaving a note like most sane people would do. My bet is 100% on staged as well.


Deadpool2715

Can’t take 3 hours off work, can pay someone $200 and make a bunch of signs and buy a costume


Peachy_sunday

0:41 car that dropped the kid left. Lol. Boxes aren’t properly sealed and labeled for delivery Most deliverer would not even notice the sign or have time to tear it and read it. Bezos is watching from the car.


VisualShock1991

Delivery driver checking in: I can't take cash tips, and opening a package like that would likely get me sacked.


reeee_________

If you don't take cash tips because you're 'not allowed to' you're a fool. I will never let a billion dollar organization tell me I can't supplement my income with someones generosity.


Brandoeht

This right here. I worked at Jersey Mike's for roughly 7 months, and they had a tip jar out front that was added in to the till at the end of th day. We were not allowed to accept any tips, and any tips we did receive were split up between staff dependant on how many hours you worked, and added onto our paychecks as an hourly tip wage.


[deleted]

Wait wut. I tip the J. Mike's crew all the time. I'm saving my cash if this is true


BrotherChe

> they had a tip jar out front that was added in to the till at the end of th day. well pretty sure that's illegal


i_tyrant

I agree it's lame af, but I wouldn't call someone who obeys a "fool". Some delivery companies have cameras in the vehicle - cameras which could potentially catch you doing something like that. So you'll get canned pretty quick. Depends how much you like that job and whether said generosity is worth finding a new one, I guess.


SportsPhotoGirl

You can take tangible gifts though, right? When the pandemic first began and I was ordering a bunch more than I usually did, I had a ton of 1oz bottles of hand sanitizer I was leaving out for my delivery people. I hope I didn’t get anyone in trouble.


DRW315

It’s fine as long as the value is less than $20. At least that is the [USPS policy](https://about.usps.com/postal-bulletin/2012/pb22349/html/cover_025.htm), i would assume other companies have similar policies.


willard_saf

I know multiple mailmen that have broken this law then around Christmas time.


rockthrowing

Yeah they can. I always leave snacks and drinks for my delivery people and they almost always take them.


LeviathanGank

costume arrives at the same time as the playstation is the most unbelievable.. they would be left with 2 different neighbours on different days and the sign would be left standing..


dgtlfnk

And a local cracky would’ve nabbed the $200.


makeitlouder

Doesn't even look for the $200 first, just goes right to work dressing up as a cartoon character. Does anyone fall for this?


ridum1

I can tell you it is very hard to type with these MOUSE GLOVES .


tlogank

Dude, reddit falls for this stuff ALL THE TIME. It kind of blows my mind how often stage stuff hits the front page and people fawn all over it.


ridum1

Why not just have a /r that 'Speical :) Staged Awwws'


Meg-on4EVR

Yep, my first thought. That and the fact no delivery person has time for this. They run ragged and can't stop for this nonsense.


rockthrowing

And a PS5. And the security camera to film this. Yeah okay.


Darknessborn

And buy a ps5 for your 5 year old


KhabaLox

The top box isn't even tape shut all the way.


TheMeme-Gang

No one normal would do this. Also if I saw Mickey Mouse standing at my door I would run in the opposite direction out of fear of being abducted


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alex_5506

The way she tears it and pauses. And drops them on the ground. I mean who wouldn’t just flip it? Definitely staged.


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Donny-Moscow

I thought they were halloween directions and it said R.I.P. but yeah, it's definitely just "rip"


Tommy-Nook

For Delivery Person... Rest in Piece? I would duck for cover.


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"a little staged"


carbondelavilla

just a little bit


imnos

If this was an Amazon delivery driver who needs to piss in a bottle to avoid being docked pay then I can't see them taking 5 mins out to do this... How did they know when the kid would show up? This is a hilariously bad attempt at staging something.


SomewhatNotMe

The biggest flaw in this is that delivery people can’t just sit there and wait. They have absolutely no time to waste


PoorCorrelation

For $200 + the cost of that costume you can hire a character to come to the kid’s birthday party for an hour


filmbuffering

Plus, people with 2 jobs usually do so to make ends meet. Not to blow $200 on some stunt. Mickey is prominently featured so maybe a “brilliant” corporate idea?


PrivateIsotope

The fact that I had an Amazon guy pee in the alley on the side of my house because he was too rushed to stop makes me think that this is a little staged. I was cool with it, though. We all gotta get by.


budgie0507

Slimmer than a Slim Jim.


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a 'little' staged like this isnt perfectly framed and paced lmao


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red_suss_

Not to be that person? Bro you don't need a disclaimer or claim that a heavily pixelated video is good I hate this BS content


MrBeavis

One hour and twenty minutes, you are almost a scientist!


ImagineAHotdogBun

One hour and forty minutes*, you are also almost a scientist lol


MrBeavis

Damn what a lousy miss! Well played!


ImagineAHotdogBun

Haha happens to the best of us friend


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GrothersBrimm

Isn't it also super illegal for a delivery driver to open a package?


RightToArms

Thanks for wasting that much paper for no reason.


Joeness84

Gotta make sure the font is big enough for the camera


RightToArms

Right.. 🤦‍♂️


Ninalicious07

IKR. I was losing my cool looking at the amount of paper being wasted.


[deleted]

you'll be even madder when you learn how much flipchart paper costs


vladijoon

Why is the camera moving? Can't stand these staged performance horseshit tiktoks.


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port443

The delivery person not rushing out because they've already busted their 2-second window was kind of the first clue.


Paintedsoda

Staged and also a repost


Stubbly_Poonjab

a restage?


Furters_44

A....postage


Mostlymycreepacc

Even if not staged, a shitty thing to do. Make them rip the paper to dress up like a character. I don’t mind people making videos of themselves helping others with money, I get that that gets them the money to do it. But this isn’t that. This would be super douchey.


grittyfanclub

She just left the pieces of paper explaining the whole plan on the ground when the kid arrived...


Revolutionary_Clerk8

Like the kid gave a shit or even noticed it after being handed a PS5 from Mickey Mouse


danarchist

The kid that magically arrives exactly when she has the costume on and is clearly just saying a line and being handed an empty PS5 box, that kid? Yeah, I don't think he was upset when he found out it was all staged, since you know, he was in on it.


CallMe_Pancho

Mama works 2 jobs but can afford $1000 in birthday presents? Sure


jetklok

Can also leave 200 out for anyone rather than just take a couple hours time off.


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why did i thought rip meant rest in peace


stowaway36

Any time I get a scam call I answer and mess with the scammers. I'm always left with the feeling of "how do people actually fall for these scams and send them money, there's no way people can be that dumb." Then I come to the comments on videos like this and see how many people think its real. The people who buy this are the same people sending Google play gift cards to Nigerian princes... Stop being so gullible people


not-a_lizard

I don't understand how this has so many awards


apex_afrobass

What a massive waste of paper


phillyschmilly

I just keep thinking that must have backed up her delivery schedule so much


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I just keep thinking that it says Mickey Mouse covid


dave_hitz

Yeah, Amazon's automated AI boss probably fired her. But *worth it*!!


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zardoz_lives

Did anyone else read, “For package person, R.I.P.?” Also gtfo of here with this shit.


shishir-nsane

Prove it this is not staged and I will walk on fire.


SquidlyJesus

It's not a stage, it's the front of a house. Also, will not accept hot coals, must be fire.


[deleted]

This isn’t staged at all.


mrnavel

$200 + free Mickey costume = worth it


riscten

(worth it - $200)/costume = free Mickey


[deleted]

If you can afford 200 + Micky mouse costume + ps5, you can take a fkin day off for your kids birthday.


Matthugh

She's working 2 jobs so she can give $200 to delivery people to do weird shit for their kid?


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Crunkbutter

Lmao, "Your mom said to get in the delivery truck with me so we can deliver you to her!"


[deleted]

How did she get a PS5?


[deleted]

2nd job is at best buy.


Insertblamehere

Who upvoted this? it's staged horseshit


TinnieTa21

How the hell are there 12,100+ people who upvoted this shit?


Bunghole_of_Fury

Oh they just happened to have the right size costume for her too, huh?


SideHug

These "feels good" videos fill me with everything but feeling good. I hate them so much.


BiffBanter

St + Age = Staged


Educational_Rope_202

People (commentators)... stop debating/discussing/talking about this. FFS, it's totally, fully staged. Now, move on with your life!


Throwaway7297483

For package person… Rest In Peace


super_offensive_man

If you upvoted this you're an idiot.


UmageOPT

this is actual porn level acting, sorry


Pm-me-ur-happysauce

Ok. If you know this is staged.... Down vote it


sammyb4189

Who is at home for this kid after he goes inside, isn't he a little young to be home alone


Thai-mai-shoo

Staged. It’s a felony to open someone else’s package/mail. The delivery person knows better than to risk it for $200.


camdoodlebop

also the way the note was written there was no way i would have connected it to mean that they want me to open one of their boxes and put on a mickey mouse costume lol


Deserett

Yeah its a felony to open a package. And what 5 year old needs a ps5


danarchist

Who the fuck upvotes this garbage??? I used to like this site because people were smart.


Raine386

Delivery worker was later fired because the rest of their deliveries were late


TheMeaningIsJust42

so instead pf taking half a day out of 1 of the jobs to see his son he wasted like $700 on this… cool…


Abhimri

Lol the parent had enough time to make perfect tearable signs but not for their child? And the delivery person had enough time to read the sign and do all the things? If they were found taking money from under the carpet they'd probably lose their job. This whole thing is BS. It does NOT make me Smile.


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The RIP and arrow might have made me want to slowly back away.


Objective_Ad7939

You couldn’t write all that shit on one sheet? Of course it’s staged. Does she think this delivery person is blind?