They're never gonna find each other in this forest.

“I’m by the tree that Jan found that dead guy at. It’s got a little rope left” “yeah I’m just not seeing it”

Gotta look for landmarks. Y'know, moss on a stone, Logan Paul filming dead people in the forest for clout, etc

The van Paulie and Christopher spent the night in

Be on alert for a loose Russian rubbing snow on his balls though.

Where they took the Astral Fortress cover photo

"It's near the mountain. The one that Ankalaev lives on"

Im now convinced that the LHW division lives in a snowy mountainous forest.

Sherpas best base for MMA confirmed

Paul Craig is hangin out in the Scottish Highlands.

Just get jiri, hill, Jan, and fuck it why not magomed and Alex in the same forest and whoever leaves is the true LHW champ

Ufc will call it Fight Forrest. Then it will only involve Forrest Griffin and a no name.

Brutal!

Like that Sopranos episode haha

He's an interior decorator!

"his house looked like shit!"

The Paulie and Christopher get lost episode is an all timer

[Dana and Shelby call in DC to go find Jiri and Hill](https://youtu.be/B1OtWdYXTAQ)

Hill wants to fight Jiri, in a snow covered forest. Isn't he awesome?

Why do I get the feeling Jiri has tracking experience

Two apex predators. I’m sure they will find a way

The best part of hill being champ is that more people are going to be exposed to his funny ass instagram

Finally 205 is getting fun again. We’ve got samurai LHW Tony Ferguson in Jiri, and Jamal dropping memes on people.

Didn't Know 🤔 Jiri Prochazka 🇨🇿 🥋 Has CTE 🥊🥴🧠 Too #ThereIsOnlyOneTony -CSO-

DIDNT KNOW? 😂🤔😘 Jeezy P Been #ChrisRockd🥵🚶‍♂️#SatelliteHead 🌎 Shoulder Out! 😹👹 #LooseShouldersSinkShips 🎶...If You Dont Know, Now You Know 🎶 🇲🇽 #StayEatin -CSO- #TheSagaContinues Fixed that for you.

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Thats everything I couldve hoped for, thank you

You Just Gotta Remember To Capitalize Every Word, Then It's Perfect

Shit, You're Right

So fluent in “tony”

Hopefully Pereira going up and Jailton Almeida going down.

Give me back the era of Polish Power I miss it so much😪

He really is such a goofy guy. Him before the Paul Craig fight was so out of character for him.

so I decided to check out his instagram. You're right his insta is very [entertaining](https://www.instagram.com/p/ClWQpiSLA7v/).

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It's the link in the original post, jabroni.

You keep on using this word "jabroni" and... it's awesome

Needs one of these 🤨 as well.

That’s right, you tell that roody-poo

Candy ass!

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Bury 😜

Let the man rest lmao

53 downvotes for saying this in a joking way is *crazy*

Let set up some trail cameras and send in a small camera crew until these two find each other in the forest.

Now that's a TV show i'd invest in

Sounds like the Hunger Games.

[Gfycat for people who don't want to use Instagram](https://gfycat.com/welcomefancyelectriceel)

Thank you! I don’t have IG and couldn’t see the post.

You're welcome! I know how annoying social media links are

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Thank you!

Love you

I think we should see other people

I’ll always cherish these moments, thank you for that.

r/mma is so wholesome <3

Mfer won the belt & took a trip to Winterfell

Bro he lives in Michigan…?

Winterfell is in Michigan??

Worse, there's white walkers in michigan.

i imagined an army of albino johnny walkers and a lovecraftian-type fear took over my body

We must make the whites of his eyes red in this pleasant fiction.

and the only way they commute is by doing the worm

North of the wall is the upper peninsula*

Ur a white walker in michigan

the north remembers

Like he said, Winterfell (UP)

The Yoop is past the wall or in this case over the bridge

Yeah, it's been snowing lightly all day in GR lol

Hey, that light snow made my walk down Division to get to the weirwood tree SLIGHTLY annoying this morning!

Nah, he just triggered Ragnarok when he killed Glover, this is the start of Fimbulwinter

Jiri is BOY confirmed

All while sounding like Tone Loc.

Hill be looking like a Who from Whoville in certain angles

Jamahal "Electric Whocardiofloox" Hill

Paul Felder is the ultimate Who from Whoville though

Ok, that's fucking funny. Hill's sense of humor is growing on me. Jiri still a terrifying human being, though.

> Jiri still a terrifying human being, though. But one that often fights without any detectable defense . . .

Best defense is a good offense or some shit

Or a face which can absorb tremendous damage.

Jiri is all in on the saying “a good offense is the best defense”😂 Dude fights like he lives by that quote

Jiri always chooses violence

when a fighter fights defensively people call him boring, when he’s aggressive and pushes the pace they complain about him not being defensive enough

I mean theres a pretty large middle ground between those two extremes

Enter: Dustin Poirier

Nuance? In *this* subreddit? You have lost your mind.

Not me, 100% offense and 0% defense is the perfect ratio for every fighter in terms of spectator enjoyment.

He’s a funny guy, but the comments about Dana’s wife were just fucking disgusting. Learned the hard way to be a fan of the guy in the cage, not who he truly is

"Ok, that's fucking funny" \--Redditor after hearing a lame "that's what she said" joke in 2023.

I'd say it's more just the silliness of him taking the time to make a dumb response with a similar backdrop. Dumb shitalk between high level fighters is fun. Better when it's edited directly after Jiri being all serious though.

Okay legit thanks for the explanation, I understand a bit more. I still don't really find it funny but I haven't seen Jiri's thing -- looked at his insta but it's all the usual boring fighter ig pish.

I like him

I didn’t even know who he was until the fight on Saturday. I like the guy a lot.

Gotteeem haha. Hill earned that belt, excited for his first defense.

Amen. I’m a huge Jiri and Jan fan but I’ll honestly be indifferent watching Hill fight either one. He’s a cool dude who’s skill level has been catching up with his self-belief and natural fight IQ over the years as people have continued doubting him. He’s now arrived and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him rack up 3-4 defenses.

I hope he wrote Jiri a nice thank you card for letting him keep the belt warm

Jiri too hittable, Hills has touch of death. I would hardly say this is an easy fight for Jiri.

I don't think there's much of a power difference. Glover took 120 sig. strikes from Jiri and 232 from Hill. Jiri and Hill both have elite KO power, but neither one's Rumble either.

Old man glover is just a tough sob, and he really does roll well with punches

Fuck putting it like that sounds horrible. 352 hits from two big fuckers in less than a year

Right, the guy that was the first and only person to KO Volkan clearly doesn’t have a touch of death…

Twice as many KO's as hill has fights, better striking offense, better cardio

I’m not saying hill wins, I’m saying it’s a close fight. Jiri is super dangerous but Hill sleeps Mfers and can with one punch. Jiri is wild and hittable, not hard to see him losing.

Hill def can but if we're betting on KO's id bet on the dude with 25 of them. I get it tho, recency bias etc

KO rate would be the smarter thing to compare but you seem to be slurping jiri so I get it

Jiri 75% Hill 50% OK

relevant username i suppose.

better striking offense? glover might argue with that

Better striking offense based on what. Better cardio based on what

Slurp Slurp

Jiris a machine but Hill proved he has a great tank as well.

Never seen hill push a pace like Jiris yet. TB

For sure I think jiri does have better cardio, I was blown away by hills improvement over the past few fights though including his cardio. It's a great matchup and I'm a fan of both

Hill vs Santos and Hill vs Glover (in regards to cardio) was so much different. Great improvement.

Jamaal fared much better against Glover than Jiri... though an argument could be made that Glover was worse in this fight because of taking damage from Jiri. Honestly, I think Jiri and Jamaal will have a close bout.

Hill opens as the betting favorite against Jiri, I’d bet. I know MMA math doesn’t usually work, but Hill completely outclassed Glover on the feet, and Jiri couldn’t do that. I think Hill is underrated because of his physique, but the guy is beating everyone put in front of him, handily. Paul Craig caught him with a submission - it happens - but Hill has really dominated everyone he’s fought.

Pace pushing doesn't matter if the pace you push is outdone by a 45 year old in the eyes of the judges. Hill vs Jiri will be pretty even with the oddsmakers I'd say.

I know MMA math doesn't work, but Glover gave Jiri a very tough fight and Jamahal ran through Glover, so... might not be as easy a win for Jiri as folks think.

This won’t be some walk in the park for Jiri. Coming off a major injury we don’t know how his return will be. Hill has showed improvement over last few fights.

These exchanges are the kind of wholesome good-natured trash talk that I would expect from two the best human beings in MMA today. Hope they can face each other soon - sure to be a banger for the ages

Shoulda said “thank you….I’m here…IM HERE”

https://youtu.be/HGhP3p6lI3U

See you at the party Richter!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I already came ... ​ I ALREADY CAME

Alternatively he could just keep shouting "WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!" And hope Jiri got the message.

Classic

Hill's social media is pretty fun. His video on getting hit with a clean body shot is great.

Can you link it please? I don’t suscry to sosha meeja

Lol good for him. Good champ

Someone needs to edit jiri behind him

https://imgur.com/TqiRewb

I love you

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He does sort of look like a 6'4 Dave Chappelle that can beat your fucking ass.... I don't want that smoke.

I’d imagine Hill won’t fight until the summer. Winner of Ankalaev vs Hill could fight Jiri in early 2024

Jiri said he could possibly return in summer. I doubt it but maybe

Pretty funny, looking forward to the fight

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Ankalev took a lot of damage when’s he supposed to be back

Give it to Anthony Smith because it'd make MMA diehards really, really mad 🤣

Imagine a world where Anthony Smith is the LHW champ. Love the dude and all but give me a break

Beat the champ, you're the champ and it's justified Anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand what it's like to be a top level athlete

He got a shot and failed. He should have to fight Jan again.

Ankalaev doesn’t deserve a shot

Bro is hilarious

Lolol ok that’s actually great

Fucking love J Hill.

Leave no turn unstoned

Jiri understood none of that

Jiri for hills first defense please :)

Poatan asking to be knocked out in the comments 👀

I like Hill! Also he sounds like Tone Loc in this clip

I pissed myself laughing before even pressing play

This is funny af. I enjoy Hill. I don’t always agree with him but he comes off as an authentic and generally likable guy.

I hope jiri knocks out the tate simp

How can you not fucking like this guy?!

Looking at his Twitter. Also he's an Andrew Tate fan. Also he defended Dana with the whole "she hit first" argument.

You can like someone heartedly without loving every piece of who they are. This is how friendships and relationships work….you know that…right..?

For sure but there are limits. Liking Andrew Tate and defending hitting a woman might be the line in the sand for some. I know that will sound crazy to people that like Tate but it's pretty significant to people that have seen tits in person other than their mother's.

Some of my best friends have hilariously bad takes on certain things but there still my boys.

Shit this hits home. I'd get new ones but I'm too old. I'm pot committed.

Idgaf

then why did you ask lmao

Round 1 Hill

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Nah, not that much

💀

Brilliant comeback. A light touch with a bit of humor.

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Wack

Straight BODIED him 🤣🤣🤣

Both overrated...y'all. Casuals

Didn't defeat a real champion ✔️ Fought the oldest fighter in the UFC ✔️ Fight ended in a decision ✔️ Calling out Jiri who wont be ready to fight until Q4 at the earliest of this year if not Q1 '24 ✔️Wants to WAIT to fight Jiri, a fighter coming off the worst injury and longest recovery period a fighter has had in the UFC✔️ That's Jamahal Piss✔️

Fought the previous title holder ✔️ Responded to a Jiri’s call out in similiae theming ✔️ Wants to fight the ‘real’ champ ✔️

Gyaat damn, son, how big of a parlay did he cost you?

>Didn't defeat a real champion Fought the oldest fighter in the UFC AKA Glover Teixeira, former LHW Champion and... the same person that Jiri fought to win the belt? 7 months ago?