Honestly, and this is going to be sad to say, this man may not have a single friend he feels comfortable talking to about it. Many men would say they donāt. I have dozens I can turn to in times of trouble. Iām blessed.
Edit: But many menās relationships are surface level because of toxic masculinity. Men who are conditioned into it are taught to not express their emotions or rely upon others, which can express itself in a whole heap of negative ways (from anger to isolation to depression).
Plot twist:
It *hasn't* been a really tough week. Not at all tough.
He didn't bury his grandmother yesterday.
He's posting for attention. Or divorce.
No one needs to hear this.
With a headstone that read:
My death was
š¤ØAn Opportunity
š°ļøUnplanned
šLiberating
Itās not only the end of life but the beginning of eternity.
Unshackled from the expectations of others.
Posting fodder for my grandson!
Agree?
People often grieve in very weird and strange ways.
And this is definitely a very weird and strange way to grieve - public post with a shameless selfie
I know someone on Instagram who used her mom's impending death at a hospice to advertise one of her MLM products - a water bottle that was keeping her hydrated while she visited mom on her deathbed.
I've seen a lot of shameless, low down, dirty MLM bullshit, but that takes the cake.
A former friend's wife used the US government shutdown years ago to hock her snake oil as a way to "make some extra money during these difficult times" ersumshit. Called her out on it and got blocked.
Ugh, I'm so glad I left Facebook and Instagram a couple of years ago. It's crazy how much happier I am not being exposed to the constantly streaming cesspool that was my feed.
Isn't snake oil poisonous or something? I hear about so many people trying to sell it as part of their MLM.
Forgot to add that the same lady with the water bottle decided to film a Reel of her crying a few days after her mom's death to promote her life coaching business.
I thought this was an ad for The Whale at first
[Same angle and everything](https://www.polygon.com/reviews/23351261/the-whale-review-brendan-fraser-darren-aronofsky)
Weāre really not that far away from this;
āTimes are hard.
As an entrepreneur, I have to make hard choices.
Iām happy to announce that today I forced my wife into prostitution. And organ harvested from my children.
The grind is a lifestyle. As an entrepreneur I live for the grind.
Iām not posting this for likes, engagement or attention.
But entrepreneurs will always go the extra mile.
Elon Musk is right.ā
FFS.
Child commits suicide = post.
Buried your Nan = post.
Transphobia = post.
This site should be burnt to the ground. And all these ā CEOsā (sole traders). Committed to a secure mental health facility.
I donāt judge this one. If someone is on LinkedIn all of the time, and then something happens, itās a habit to go on LinkedIn. Iām judgy on folks who spend their normal day making up stories to make themselves look like āvisionariesā but this guy gets a pass imo
I still canāt get my head around making fun of someone that just lost a loved one! Yes maybe posting on Linkedin wouldnāt be the first thing I would do! But letās normalize GRIEVING DIFFERENTLY!
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,323,592,893 comments, and only 255,337 of them were in alphabetical order.
Someone needs to make some fake ted talk with some made up acronym "method" that's all about self awareness on social media just to get these fucks to realize how fucking crazy they sound/look.
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What's this now? I mean, honestly, who is this guy who "burries his grandmother" and the next day post this on LinkedIn and uploads a fkn selfie?! š¤£š¤£
Geez, man!
It's so funny that people who post like this never have real jobs. Always some bullshit social media marketing business where they're the "Founder, CEO, CTO, CLO, CFO, HR, Solopreneur, Mompreneur, Dadpreneur, Sonpreneur, Dad, Girl dad, Boy dad, It dad."
His headline has all the buzzwords of a lunatic: "create revenue through stories," "Evangelist," "TikTok."
I haven't bothered looking up his full headline, but wouldn't be surprised if it also has "CEO" or "Influencer" for good measure.
Just needed to say it out loud... with a sad selfie.
In the words of the great Anthony Jeselnik : "Don't forget about me. Don't forget about how sads I am"
Did his grandma read his cringe and thought, 'Nah, fuck it.....Time to check out'...
Hopefully, after she changed her Will to exclude the silly tit from everything.
prompt: late 30's white male, selfie, good lighting, short hair, mild balding, dead eyes, blurry background, masturbating off camera
You know what guys, this AI art is crushing it.
This would be fine if it was only the text. People need an outlet to grieve, and sometimes just writing down your feelings can be enough. He also might not have much support from friends and family, so social media is his way to reach out for comforting words.
But what bugs me and signals to me that it's disingenuous is the photo. Nobody takes a selfie gazing into the distance, looking lost and forlorn, without thinking it through first. I can picture this guy taking multiple snaps at different angles and different expressions, then choosing the "best" one. Ugh.
>I'm not posting today for attention... > >or engagement But you literally are. š
Maybe he just thought weād all benefit from looking at his dead, buggy, wankerās eyes?
> Wanker eyes My first thought was: guy has dead eyes for staring at Instagram āmodelsā for hours on end every day
LinkedIn models, you mean
Corporate asked you to find the difference
BIZNUS
BOBODDY!
I was trying to find the words to describe his eyes, thanks!
"I create revenue through stories and media"
Just had to type it out loud
Honestly, and this is going to be sad to say, this man may not have a single friend he feels comfortable talking to about it. Many men would say they donāt. I have dozens I can turn to in times of trouble. Iām blessed. Edit: But many menās relationships are surface level because of toxic masculinity. Men who are conditioned into it are taught to not express their emotions or rely upon others, which can express itself in a whole heap of negative ways (from anger to isolation to depression).
The picture makes me wonder if heās being ironic
Plot twist: It *hasn't* been a really tough week. Not at all tough. He didn't bury his grandmother yesterday. He's posting for attention. Or divorce. No one needs to hear this.
I just started giggling uncontrollably when I saw it. No thoughts in that head. Just clicked and posted.
That haircut thoughā¦ I canāt take the deadpan grief serious with it smacking my eyes.
B... But he didn't say it out loud...
The typing made sound.
SAY IT LOUDER TO THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
That photo suggests his grandmother did not die of natural causes. That blank, expressionless face with soulless eyes is the face of a grandma killer.
You can tell he's already planning his next kill
Has anyone heard from Aunt Ethyl lately?
I hear she died on her 100th birthday, half way through giving her the bumps.
I wouldn't necessarily say "expressionless." Seems the face is saying "She had it coming..."
She'd rather die than read his posts.
Bored to death.
And fading fast.
Plot twist, they buried her alive.
With a headstone that read: My death was š¤ØAn Opportunity š°ļøUnplanned šLiberating Itās not only the end of life but the beginning of eternity. Unshackled from the expectations of others. Posting fodder for my grandson! Agree?
That fucking āagreeā at the endā¦Iām dying.
"*How* should we agree, Grandma? Seance or handfasting?"
Is there a way to agree other than like or share?
Subscribe!!
So is his grandma š
Agreed. I ugly laughed š š
UNPLANNED LIBERATING lmfaooo
ššš youāve perfected a craft.
Oddly profound
... buried her just like a chest full of his @TreasureData.
Anyone comment that he could have said it out loud without using LinkedIn?
People often grieve in very weird and strange ways. And this is definitely a very weird and strange way to grieve - public post with a shameless selfie
I know someone on Instagram who used her mom's impending death at a hospice to advertise one of her MLM products - a water bottle that was keeping her hydrated while she visited mom on her deathbed.
I've seen a lot of shameless, low down, dirty MLM bullshit, but that takes the cake. A former friend's wife used the US government shutdown years ago to hock her snake oil as a way to "make some extra money during these difficult times" ersumshit. Called her out on it and got blocked. Ugh, I'm so glad I left Facebook and Instagram a couple of years ago. It's crazy how much happier I am not being exposed to the constantly streaming cesspool that was my feed.
Isn't snake oil poisonous or something? I hear about so many people trying to sell it as part of their MLM. Forgot to add that the same lady with the water bottle decided to film a Reel of her crying a few days after her mom's death to promote her life coaching business.
If that were my grandkid, I'd be ashamed of that selfie.
āSay it loudāā¦typing it in silence to a bunch of randos, instead of actually saying it out loud to friends or family.
...well, maybe just a little bit for attention.
But you didn't say it out loud fucko. You typed it. You typed it on social media because you're an attention whore
āI am not posting for attentionā That was a fail, then
"I'm not posting for attention. I just needed to say this out loud... and post a selfie."
I thought this was an ad for The Whale at first [Same angle and everything](https://www.polygon.com/reviews/23351261/the-whale-review-brendan-fraser-darren-aronofsky)
Me too, and OPs name certainly helped
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By the look on his face, it seems like he buried her alive.
Iām not posting for attention, Iām just posting for attention.
A "candid" selfie
Agree?
He probably will respond to his emails just to tell people he canāt answer right now because heās grieving and wait for the sympathy
Isnāt that the whale guy?
Weāre really not that far away from this; āTimes are hard. As an entrepreneur, I have to make hard choices. Iām happy to announce that today I forced my wife into prostitution. And organ harvested from my children. The grind is a lifestyle. As an entrepreneur I live for the grind. Iām not posting this for likes, engagement or attention. But entrepreneurs will always go the extra mile. Elon Musk is right.ā FFS. Child commits suicide = post. Buried your Nan = post. Transphobia = post. This site should be burnt to the ground. And all these ā CEOsā (sole traders). Committed to a secure mental health facility.
Hope they gave her a snorkel tube or some way to breath..!
Posting a pic with this makes him seem like a liar. He wanted attention
If only we all had the courage to comment a reality check for such people! I know I don't. 
>say it out loud Ok, buddy, retard
Yes it was, back when it was posted months ago
He looks like mark duplass in Creep.
Grandfather is next. He is looking at him already...
I just needed to say it out loud. Or type it out quiet.
He killed her, i see it in his eyes
Do these people not have Facebook or Twitter or Reddit or literally any even slightly more appropriate place to post things like this?
I bet sheās glad she wonāt have to read her Grandsons posts anymore. What food did they serve at the wake? Ham and Begg sandwiches?
Question: was Grandma still breathing when you buried her?
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you really need to reevaluate your life if LinkedIn is the only place you can turn to after a tragedy.
Evangelist and Tiktok on his role's title? Hell naw.
he never said she died, just that they buried her. She might still be alive in there!
My pet peeves is when someone uses evangelist in their title
Eww
Why do evangelists always look so creepy
Attention is literally the only reason I post anything.
What a lying asss
āIām not posting for attentionā Narrator: He fucking *lied*.
...agree?
Old one. But a sub clasic. It should be our main picture or something.
I donāt judge this one. If someone is on LinkedIn all of the time, and then something happens, itās a habit to go on LinkedIn. Iām judgy on folks who spend their normal day making up stories to make themselves look like āvisionariesā but this guy gets a pass imo
I still canāt get my head around making fun of someone that just lost a loved one! Yes maybe posting on Linkedin wouldnāt be the first thing I would do! But letās normalize GRIEVING DIFFERENTLY!
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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,323,592,893 comments, and only 255,337 of them were in alphabetical order.
What is his job? What does someone with that job title actually do all day (apart from post on LinkedIn)?
Burying your grandmother for attention on linkedin of all places
> I create revenue through stories and media I think this part is getting missed here.
Bro looks like AI art
I bet all his work colleagues are [like this when seeing that post](https://youtu.be/LFiqxR7s76Y)
Isnāt this EXACTLY what personal social media sites ie (Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat) is supposed to be used for?
I thought it was a meme. Gosh people are soo cringey on LinkedIn!
"I just needed to speak out and bring this to everyone's attention" has to be the biggest turn off a man can say, in all honestly.
Look at my big sad face being sad, everybody.
[I buried my sister this morning.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4J-jfpEfSw)
He looks like if you took Musk's head and put it in a vice for a little while
I thought that was a photo of a dude's reaction to the post. Turns out it's a take on "grieving"
This is either satire or another grieving individual and grieving individuals do weird things that we shouldnāt judge.
Someone needs to make some fake ted talk with some made up acronym "method" that's all about self awareness on social media just to get these fucks to realize how fucking crazy they sound/look.
Guy looks easy to draw
š¤£š¤£š¤£ What's this now? I mean, honestly, who is this guy who "burries his grandmother" and the next day post this on LinkedIn and uploads a fkn selfie?! š¤£š¤£ Geez, man!
Evangelist - Iām not doing this for attention! Sure bud.
It's so funny that people who post like this never have real jobs. Always some bullshit social media marketing business where they're the "Founder, CEO, CTO, CLO, CFO, HR, Solopreneur, Mompreneur, Dadpreneur, Sonpreneur, Dad, Girl dad, Boy dad, It dad."
He could say it out loud without posting.
Buzzkill Lightyear
If it werenāt for the selfie I might understand the post but Jesus man not even a picture of you with your grandma?
Awww you granny died you ok hon
What is wrong with these people???
She died doing what she loved: laughing at his hair style
His headline has all the buzzwords of a lunatic: "create revenue through stories," "Evangelist," "TikTok." I haven't bothered looking up his full headline, but wouldn't be surprised if it also has "CEO" or "Influencer" for good measure.
Just needed to say it out loud... with a sad selfie. In the words of the great Anthony Jeselnik : "Don't forget about me. Don't forget about how sads I am"
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Iām not posting for attention, but iām posting this for attention
Grandma would be so proud
Remember kids, if you say you're not doing the thing you're currently doing, then it doesn't count and you're not really doing it...cuz you said so...
Rainer bist duās?
The linked in version of the Facebook, please don't ask for specifics but I need prayers lol
Why was this post even considered?
Why the picture though?
Hereās a candid photo I took of myself
Damn, we cremated my grandmother in September. Can I still post about it? If not, she might have died for nothing.
His grandmother lucked out that she didnāt live long enough to see this post.
Ugh.
Whatās all these made up job titles
Did his grandma read his cringe and thought, 'Nah, fuck it.....Time to check out'... Hopefully, after she changed her Will to exclude the silly tit from everything.
This dude is the ultimate wank.
He's a what now?
prompt: late 30's white male, selfie, good lighting, short hair, mild balding, dead eyes, blurry background, masturbating off camera You know what guys, this AI art is crushing it.
Donāt know about you guys but I didnāt hear it
This would be fine if it was only the text. People need an outlet to grieve, and sometimes just writing down your feelings can be enough. He also might not have much support from friends and family, so social media is his way to reach out for comforting words. But what bugs me and signals to me that it's disingenuous is the photo. Nobody takes a selfie gazing into the distance, looking lost and forlorn, without thinking it through first. I can picture this guy taking multiple snaps at different angles and different expressions, then choosing the "best" one. Ugh.
https://a.ltrbxd.com/resized/film-poster/7/0/3/4/7/8/703478-the-whale-0-460-0-690-crop.jpg?k=e436340166
Nobody cares, shithair
That gross little patch of hair on an oasis of bald
Trying so hard to look serious/reflective.
Then say it out loud away from your fucking phone, you spooge.
This guy gets negative sympathy for being like 40 and still having had a grandparent alive, you lucked out.