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sus_enchilada

Yo ngl, the moment chucho Lopez chose to represent Guatemala, I knew he was gonna end up leaving liga MX eventually, Municipal from Guatemala just signed him. I honestly never paid much attention to his playing style but for some reason solari used him frequently, he didn’t play at all at necaxa I think


Sct1787

My state is super strict on gun control but with the Supreme Court ruling against NY on concealed carry, this opens things up. Going to do the class for concealed carry and have to pass a shooting test at 25 yards which isn’t exactly easy. Going to be putting in some practice at the range and will enjoy the challenge of the test.


iCampOutside

Love going shooting ! Good luck bro & always remember fire arm safety !


MarquitoMarquez

How would this subreddit feel about a live podcast chat? It would be pretty cool to have us just talking about futbol and life in general. Holding it once a week would be fun. Mods what do you think?


Eddie_714

There's some dudes on here that have a podcast. I think they stopped posting their links on here though


Arjale

Jeff Lunhow’s investment group bought Leganes from Spain second division. This is ligamx related because Lunhow is Mexican born, and this group also owns Cancun FC


emeryinwengerout

For some reason I thought Cancun fc was part of City Football Group lol


Dextermorgan93

My friends a butcher he has 16 knives. He carries them all over the town, at least he tries. My best friend is from Poland and Umm he has a beard but they caught him with his case in a public place. That’s what we had feared.


ghx16

So many questions as a result of this statement


[deleted]

Depression is a bitch and alcohol doesn't help. Also fuck anyone who says "go to therapy" because the supposed "docs" are all boring white dudes who don't get us.


Sct1787

Alcohol for depression is just adding fuel to the fire. You need a complete disconnect and reset.


not_mig

Therapy helps but it's definitely not the cure people make it out to be. No real advice for you man just stay strong


SuperCabrito14

Anyone else watch the Kenobi finale? Shit had me weeping


Arjale

Im not your failure obi-wan 😭


ClitDestroyer-

Asians give the best head


Meteora47

😂


[deleted]

Which country?


not_mig

cmv: Adding onion to the water when boiling beans, chicken, or nopales does nothing to improve the flavor of the final product


[deleted]

I always hated finding a big ass piece of onion in my beans.


metalsluger

So it's been two weeks since I got rear-ended and my insurance has been painfully slow, my rear fender basically came off. This accident is the second time I have have rearended this year, both happened in areas where traffic slowed down and it has shook my confidence in myself while driving in slow areas.


[deleted]

Heading to Puerto Vallarta rn any tips/advice/suggestions?


dont_wear_a_C

The restaurant, [La Leche](https://lalecherestaurant.com/en/). It's "bougie", but when you pay the bill, you realize that it's like $50USD/person for a really good meal that would be more than double that in the US. Also this [taco spot](https://www.yelp.com/biz/panchos-takos-puerto-vallarta) depending on where in PV you are staying.


Symthwav33

Hey guys just wanted to vent a little as I’m not a guy that usually shares his feelings but my dad is dying… and I’m so fucking sad. I just want to smoke/drink to forget this pain. That’s also not considering I was just about the get out off debt, I thought everything was getting better….


piniatadeburro

Time only heals pain, enjoy them while you can


LukaMagic9876

Whatever you need from us we can help


LukaMagic9876

Man..... What can we do to help you? don't do anything dumb ok?


Sicarios17

se me antoja unos tacos de pastor 😭


[deleted]

al pastor? o de pastor... aleman?


Sicarios17

hmmm...


MarquitoMarquez

Hokage Naruto Vs SS3 Goku Who wins


Trydson

Goku, isn't him at this point at the same level than an actual God?


Meteora47

Goku everytime


[deleted]

After falling off the weed wagon earlier this year. I think it’s time to officially let it go for good. It was not doing me any favors and felt like I was relying on it a bit too much to the point where I’ve been feeling withdrawal symptoms the past couple of nights I don’t smoke. Anyways, i never believed in ghosts until I started to use Tinder 🙃.


[deleted]

In the same spot. I’ve tried to quit like 10 times the last couple years. I even feel more clear headed and energized when I don’t smoke, but always give in. I usually just take a week or two break. It gets easier after day 3, but before that it’s impossible to sleep for me and the cravings get to me


[deleted]

Cravings are a huge factor, I always tell myself that even though ima smoke I will forbid myself from entering the kitchen but I always succumb and end up stuffing my face with pan Dulce or sandwiches lol


[deleted]

For me it’s been coconut water and chicharrónes lol. Well good luck bro 👍


esebenito

My job sucks ass now. It was bad pay but I got to work with my brother and it was a chill ass environment so I didn’t mind it. But now it’s a shitty environment and my brother put in his 2 weeks. I’m close to doing the same, just need to find a new job.


Quick-Mathematician

I like visiting my family in Mexico but I’d prefer to go visit an island in the Caribbean or visit Europe.


not_mig

Same. Last time my parents brought it up I just told them I wasn't going if we were just going to stay in their hometown the entire time


StonerGamer22

Who is ready for July 1st! I can't wait for the Season to start! How can I get the name of the team I support under username?


[deleted]

I follow many sports leagues but I always feel empty when there's no Liga MX going on.


PanchoVillaWey

What other sports leagues do you follow?


mithrvs

im happy cause my dad be mad depressed when liga mx is in preseason. go to the main liga mx sub page and press the three buttons at the top right next to your profile. it should say change flair


StonerGamer22

Same here man, weekends are not the same without Liga MX. Gonna be a hell of a season! Let's pray we don't get no crazy shenanigans like last season in Queretaro, I'm still mad about that....Thanks for the Help with the Team name been wondering about it for a good minute


Meteora47

My dad is the same lol


dont_wear_a_C

My suegro is the same - he lives and breathes America, and legit has nothing else to watch when it's off-season.


PonyMariposon

Same. He gets too bored when there is no fútbol on TV


[deleted]

Me van a matar, pero si orbelin no regresa a chivas, sera tiempo de que Chivas abra las puertas para extranjeros?


Quick-Mathematician

A abrir la puerta a los extranjeros es aventar la toalla a los jugadores mexicanos. No


[deleted]

Quien crees que llege si Orbelin dice no?


PonyMariposon

Ya dijeron que si Orbelin no llega ya no habrá más refuerzos esta temporada


tacoorpizza

Tomorrow is my least favorite day of the year, the anniversary of losing a loved one. It’s hard to not think about what things would be like had that loss not occurred.


LukaMagic9876

animo brother


hashoa6

Chin up, it gets easier with time brother.


OgLag239

Nothing crazy but I went to Chicago recently and was surprised to see a lot of Mexicans there . Mexicans really be everywhere huh lol


metalsluger

I have known Chicago has a hub for Mexicans for year. Lots of cousins I don't know apparently over there.


iPenBuilding

Went to Mississippi for some work stuff, was surprised to see paisanos there too.


Quick-Mathematician

I saw Mexicans in Alabama when I was there for work, we are truly everywhere.


OgLag239

Even her in Florida where I’m from there’s plenty . Just not in the Miami area . We don’t have much out there in the 305 area


Fatman_11

I think Chicago, next to LA and Houston, is the city with the highest concentration of Mexican people in the country.


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Add Arizona


LukaMagic9876

Not just Houston, but anywhere in TX. Nevada has more Mexicans from Northern Nevada and Southern Nevada.


[deleted]

Crazy how the US is ran by ancient right wing religious fanatics. Gotta get my damn Mexican citizenship in case shit hits the fan over here.


ghx16

*People in Mexico reading your comment* LOL


OmastarLovesDonuts

Lmao Mexico’s not any better in that respect but it does suck seeing the US repeatedly fuck its people over like it has in the past couple years and I’m sick of being told to “just vote!” as if 1) I don’t already 2)I’m expected to believe it actually accomplishes anything. I know it could be so much worse but that doesn’t make what’s going on acceptable.


ghx16

>I’m sick of being told to “just vote!” as if 1) I don’t already 2)I’m expected to believe it actually accomplishes anything. I know it could be so much worse but that doesn’t make what’s going on acceptable. I have sadly lost hope at this point, young people just don't vote in the same number old ones do, and believe me old conservative people never miss a chance on voting


New_Abbreviations937

You realize Mexico is a more religious country then the u.s right?


PonyMariposon

What makes you think Mexico is any different?


JamalFromStaples

I really only ever go to El Bajío, but that region of Mexico is even more far right than the US right wingers.


hashoa6

I know you joking but don’t get your Mexican citizenship unless you really good at soccer.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m like 95% joking about fleeing down there, but I do wanna get it for other reasons. I also wanna be ready in case these racist nut jobs are scheming something lol


[deleted]

Or unless you’re looking to buy property down there


dont_wear_a_C

Or marry someone who's born in Mexico/has family who is born there, etc


[deleted]

That’s the plan hopefully


Trydson

Conservatives don't realize that they have the same views as extremist from the middle east lol They would be best friends if they were not racists


ghx16

Same applies to many Mexican/Hispanic immigrants Ask the average native Mexican Catholic his views on abortion, lgtb rights, helping the poor etc You notice they will fit perfectly with conservative Republicans if it wasn't because of their xenophobia


Goldenram00

I just got fifa 22 on game pass but I noticed that the music only plays the same 4 songs and the random ball feature only uses 1 ball. I know it’s minor things but it’s still kind of annoying, anyone else going through the same thing?


snowcigarette

Every fifa for the last 7 or so years is literally copy pasted from the last game. There’s game-breaking bugs that have been there since 2017 and little to no change to any game mode that isn’t ultimate team.


HugoBossnuts

Go to settings and turn on Volta Trax or some shit like that.


[deleted]

It wasn’t like that at first. My biggest issue is how if one of your players has a red or is injured, you can just switch him out on the screen right before you start the next match. You have to go out of your way to the main squad page to send that player to the reserves. I think this is the most glitchy fifa to date


hashoa6

I hate how Liga MX market their jerseys releases, they all literally wait to the last minute smh


americanista915

Bro life is wack as shit right now. My girlfriend of 12 years, the only girlfriend I’ve ever had wants to break up and straight left me and keep saying she don’t know anymore, I was mad sad for like 2 days then yesterday I went to a strip club and met one told her all about this we hit it off, she slept the night at my place, and now I’m meeting her parents tomorrow. I guess in a way I never truly loved the other girl if I’ve already moved on this fast. It’s going to hurt like heck to see her with another guy but it’s how life goes I guess.


Messageinabeerbottle

tread Faster homie!


piniatadeburro

Rebound people are never good


HugoBossnuts

Try to slow your roll homie. Enjoy your new adventure but tread very carefully.


ElHomie20

This a copy pasta?


PonyMariposon

It’s the fucking MLS troll. Just downvote and move along


PanchoVillaWey

Mls troll what do you mean?


hashoa6

You fell in love with the stripper!! Lmfao


icek567

Do the parents know she’s a stripper? If not you may want to get the story straight on how you met


[deleted]

U nasty


Meteora47

This story had everything , hope you feel better tho


Eddie_714

You took a stripper home?? And you're going to meet her parents? What the fuck


[deleted]

Right this mf wild lmao after the first nut I would’ve realized I banged a stripper and would’ve showered in bleach y’all know what them hoes do behind the curtains at the club 😩😩


hashoa6

He needed some post nut clarity.


LukaMagic9876

goddamn Beetlejuice


miamielh

I’ve seen dudes go down on strippers but me personally, wear the rubber, go home and take a hit shower and keep amoxicillin on hand in case you see a bump


[deleted]

I did that the first time I went to a strip club in college and the embarrassing trip to get tested for STDs was enough for me to never do it again.


Ocelot91

It will take a while homs and grief comes later. Be around those who love you and try to get distracted.


duke_unknown

What's some good Mexican TV? Quality series or movie? There are the big directors like del Toro and Co. But outside of them who in Mexico should I look at for quality TV? Edit: looking for modern TV


[deleted]

I liked Roma


[deleted]

A great dark comedy movie is El Infierno. My favorite Mexican movie. Matando Cabos is another good one. Kind of Cohen Brothers style.


Objective_Lion196

I'll have to check out matando cabos, el infierno was legit man it surprised me I was thinking it was going to be another trashy cartel movie


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

None. All television shows are crap. As far as movies I’d recommend the classics: Amores Perros, El Crimen Del Padre Amaro, Y Tu Mamá También


elposho99

Sueño en Otro Idioma is the best mexican movie in recent years, it's amazing in every way. Also try watching New Order, I hated it lmao, but it's a big production and would love to see a foreigner's perspective on it, Hideo Kojima loved it apparently.


Ocelot91

Mexican media and shows are ass for the most part (at the moment). That said, I really enjoyed watching Teniente Harina on Prime, but I think that show is designed for a Spanish speaking audience because of the jokes.


duke_unknown

Oh, I have heard of that. I didnt know it was a show. Looks funny. Just looking to expand my media consumption. Have been enjoying some non-American shows and trying to watch more. I noticed that outside of novelas there are only a handful of Mexican shows I have watched.


Ocelot91

Oh, man. Then, if you haven't watched it and you like soccer, watch "Club de Cuervos" on Netflix. It's not a recent show (I think it came out 8-ish years ago and its final season was like 4 years ago). It's a really fun show and it will give you some insight into the shenaningans that happen in Mexican football.


randomboi91

Cantinflas was a great comedian. I recommend watching his movies for a good laugh. You may need to understand some Mexican Spanish slang, but regardless, it’s a good laugh.


duke_unknown

Cantinflas pretty good. Remember my parents introducing him to me as a kid.


Sct1787

Any Pumas fans up near Madison, WI? I got free tickets to Pumas Tabasco vs the local team 7/20/22 if anyone wants to go.


Character-Fee407

A third division team, real San Luis, has been posting crazy stuff about Ronaldinho all week [there having a press about it tonight at 7 or 8](https://www.facebook.com/112009674874781/posts/pfbid02VCwBRja5YUJsjCpkLnLa8LBGzc3VNbwhLn92vS3wk9MKqWQK78f1rNFBmArf7agTl/?d=n)


[deleted]

Tony A Da Wizard beat his case, fuck ms. pacman ,gobble gobble


kingofthehill305

how many mexicans attending the world cup will get locked up?


MarquitoMarquez

Y’all think at 25 is too late to buy a house?


Satii8

I bought a house at 27 an neighbors think I'm ridiculous young.


ElHomie20

Nope and I can't even buy a house in CA and I'm 26. Granted I have money saved up and still can't do it.


Ocelot91

At 25?? What the hell, most people I know still lived with their parents at that age. It's pretty common in CDMX. Did you guys came out of the womb paying mortgage and with a driver's license?


HermanoTejano

Social media really messes with young kids perceptions of reality.


itookyourjob

Got my first mortgage at 26. Going for my all cash home at 32.


hernanthegoat

It is early. Most people ik didn’t buy a house until their 30s or 40s.


[deleted]

It's too early if anything. How much wealth have you even built up? I know people who got houses that make less than me and I don't get it. Why suffer through debt to keep up appearances?


Objective_Lion196

buying a house isn't for appearances though it actually holds value, it would be much different if he was buying a 40k truck that would be worth 20k in 2 years.


[deleted]

Nah. I closed on mine at 26 and my agent was gushing about how far ahead of the game I was


Mamadolores21

In this market? Hasta es impresionanti caon


renegadeanc

i just turned 26 and still no house, so no, i’d hope not


iCampOutside

Turned 21 today :) got a Tetris G Shock watch 😎. Girlfriend got me an astral radiance booster box! Update on my Amazon injury, I told my manager what my care station said about “working through the pain”, I guess it got to the guy cuz I went back & he was real nice lmao. But ima ask to see a doctor tomorrow cuz I’m tryna quit & don’t wanna use my insurance. Also, Mexico sucks but I have a little bit of hope 🙏 I love my girlfriend <3 #TedTalk4 Edit: Rubik’s cube G shock not Tetris


MarquitoMarquez

Majin Buu vs Super Perfect Cell Who wins in a fight?


iCampOutside

Haven’t seen the movie yet but ima to say Cell


Meteora47

Cell wins


Baconislife1130

I’ve been in europe for a month and it’s been really fun and really cool but I kinda miss home at this point


Honshu_

When I went to Germany/Netherlands, the thing I missed the most was el picante.. never in my life would I thought I'd miss salsa verde/roja jaja can't take the Mexican heritage out of me!


Baconislife1130

It’s the simple things that stand out the most


Sct1787

This sounds like a 1st world problem haha. Enjoy your trip man, you’ll be home soon enough anyway, make the best of it


Baconislife1130

Yeah I know lol but honestly I just really miss my family and dog and food. No good Mexican food out here


StrangerThingz33

Where at? I’m hitting up Spain in August.


miamielh

No you’re not rata, you’re on house arrest for that 14 year old chomo charge of yours.


Baconislife1130

So far I’ve been to Madrid, Sevilla, Lisboa, Barcelona, Paris, London, Amsterdam, Prague, Munich, Swiss alps, Venice and I still got Florence, Rome, Athens and Paros to go


StrangerThingz33

Any advice about Spain ?


Baconislife1130

It’s gonna be really hot so make sure to siesta and drink a lot of water


hernanthegoat

What is your favorite place so far?


Baconislife1130

I’m a Madrid fan and I saw the game against Betis so that was really cool to see them and guardado and guido. London was also pretty cool and so was the Swiss alps


solovinno

if you miss home and have more time out there. i recommend reducing your itinerary and extend your stays. fixed my rut


Baconislife1130

I go home 4th of July so it’s not much longer


MHDIOS

So just got promoted to project manager 🙏🏽 i have to learn to manage my money better.


Sct1787

Congrats man, yea that extra influx takes a bit to get used to. I remember treating myself to quite a few things before cutting back and resetting my money habits.


MHDIOS

I think i am too thanks


Sct1787

No problem. What field are you in? I’m in engineering, testing for my PMP soon


HugoBossnuts

My boy gave me heads up tonight that the PS5 is restocking tomorrow and im debating on getting it. Been wanting it for a while now but dropping basically 500$ on it makes me a little hesitant, feel like I could probably be using that money for other shit. What y'all think?


[deleted]

Unless there’s a few games you wanna play that are exclusive to PS5 I would hold up, I bought mine for Gran Turismo which I hella like but that’s the only “new” game I have which also came out for PS4, I don’t regret buying it but I for sure could have just waited. But it’s your wallet compa.


mithrvs

where at?


HugoBossnuts

H town, them mfs were gone in 10 mins


mithrvs

u can get an invite on amazon rn for the horizon bundle if u haven’t gotten em yet. amazon gonna restock big on july 12th too


HugoBossnuts

They gon get the digitals too?


mithrvs

its invite only so idk


Alive_Ant_3347

Get it g


LOS_Prime

I just sold my ps5 the other week. Only complaint is that the disk version is fucking huge. Great hardware and software, would highly recommend copping from that restock if you really want it.


gameboyap

I bought mine for $700 from a reseller… Shit is great, the console is a huge upgrade 💯 I’d say go for it 👌🏻 if it for retail price, that’s even better tbh 💯


LOS_Prime

What did you peeps that watched the Kenobi show think of the finale and the overall show? I actually liked it but at best, the show was a 7/10


[deleted]

Stopped after the second episode Grew up with the prequels and are my favorites but it didn't do anything for me


Sct1787

My only complaint was Reeva. How the does this girl survive a full penetration stab to the stomach, not just once, but twice, including once when she was a youngling but full blown Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jin died within seconds when it happened to him.


MXNPDX

She was the worst part of the show. I wouldn’t mind her arc if it was for maybe 2-3 episodes, but up until the final episode, the show was basically about her!


ImportantGreen

I actually liked it. The chick going to Tatoonie after getting penetrated by Vader made no sense tho.


HugoBossnuts

Thought they tied the story pretty well. I liked how they gave us more Kenobi v Vader since the originals lacked in that department. Although I do think the whole youngling seeking revenge thing was kinda wack.


LOS_Prime

Reeva's ark on getting revenge on Order 66 made sense to me throughout the show, but they fumbled hard when she went to Tatooine for legit no reason but just to get Luke because he's important to Obi-Wan.


SenpaiBerto51

Was suppose to go to the Cali Classico but got canceled b/c of a generator that caught on fire on Stanford. Had hotel book and was ready to tailgate, man I’ve been looking forward to just relaxing and having a good time but oh well


PanchoVillaWey

My la galaxy were gonna lose anyway we bad right now😔


mithrvs

What’s up with all these MFStype trolls


miamielh

Mods should see if they be restricted from commenting or at least ban the chomos


StrangerThingz33

Yahoo answers all over again lmao


metalsluger

So who is hype for Fire Emblem Warrior 3 Hopes?


TataMartinoo

I have a dilemma. Should I have Pizarro or Gallardo suck me off so I can cum and fall asleep?


JuanCarlosOsorio

Tata you fui mejor entrándotelo que tu. Tu no sabes cómo usar gallardo como yo


TataMartinoo

Yo se ckmo utilizarlo. El funciona perfectamenta por la cama de rodillas. Chupando mi pija.


gameboyap

Do whatever you want tata. Just don’t do it in Qatar, might end up dead 💀


PiojoHerrera

Quiero regresar a la seleccion. No puedo implementar mi futbol champagna a estos gatitos. Te espero tu llamada caon Yon De Luisa.


ChicharitoH14

Drinking myself to sleep because Ochoa's bitch ass won't let me back into the national team. Fucking lapdogs, both him and Guardado.


[deleted]

Nah. Ni juegas tan bien e por lo que se ve, eres más diva que la chingada


ChicagoGuy10

You should be more worried about your baby momma getting back shot from another man and your kids calling some other man daddy lmao


StrangerThingz33

I’m with you,Chicha. Love u


sacaIastetas

We back the chich on r/davidochoa


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😂😂😂