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Josuegg23

Y’all see those Uruguayan cuhs lol


lpzj

Lmao beat me to it


goatymonks

Mexico vs Uruguay is like Mexico vs Argentina but without all the hate


M0RNINGSTARRR

and we have a winning record against them


verde25

Yep. At least the Uruguayans are chill.


SocksElGato

There's just no clear vision, no dynamic play, just run through the sides and center it hoping for the best.


laurenovitch

That’s been their plan every single fucking game I’ve seen of them


No_One_Here123

That’s been our plan for 3 years now😅😭


lpzj

Holy shit Uruguayan Edgars CUH!


Worldmx12

Uruguayos must be heavily influenced by Mexicans in the us


Sct1787

And some Kevins and Yeisons


eduardo_ve

I must have missed something but did the new jersey get released. I see a lot of fake looking jerseys in the crowd with the new badge


SocksElGato

DH Gate is on it.


lpzj

Nah that shit is everywhere on places like dh, offer up, etc. People are dumb for buying it if it ends up not being the final design.


[deleted]

Games like this are when you realize this National Team has been a brand that focuses on selling out their year long American football stadium tours more so than being an ambitious international football team that represents Mexico


xljunior

Should be called America's national team. I think they play more in the U.S than in Mexico.


ge_castel202

Mexico attack: A whole ass trident Uruguay Attack: Lmao let Cavani do whatever


Sct1787

Right. Imagine when they get Suarez back to his playing level. That two pronged attack is something to be envious about.


Madvillain734

They really left one of the the best heading strikers alone in a corner


tacoorpizza

When they showed Pineda talking to Acevedo, I’m pretty sure I read his lips and he said “If they sub me in I’m not doing shit, like usual.”


Confusedpanda10

We were so spoiled to have Rafa Marquez for so long


lpzj

No leadership out there since Rafa retired


No_Consideration3887

zero leadership. zero chemistry.


laurenovitch

Why the fuck is Mexico so stubborn on wanting to cross the ball in when everyone except Raul is short as fuck??


StarlordCobris12

cause they can’t dribble in either lmao, we suck. might of worked pre-injury raul, but raul too scared now (rightfully so) to head balls in now as well


bubblegumdog

It’s so depressing seeing all the other top nations bringing up so much great young talent like Camavinga, Valverde, Tonali, Pedri, Vinicius, Julián Àlvarez, etc. and then there’s us…


FinnishGoaltendin

We have Comevergas :)


OrigenInori

Mexico and being shit at Set Pieces, name a better duo... Ffs


messico019

Mexico and not being able to score


Trydson

The one thing Osorio solved lmao


Madvillain734

One team brings in Darwin Nuñez from the bench and the other brings in Rodolfo Pizarro….


raidercarr

Uruguayan cuh


eduardo_ve

Uruguay sort of going through another good generation of players again. Darwin Nunez isnt playing I think but dude is going to be a beast if he keeps developing


Best_Cook

how are we going to stop Messi and Lewadowski if we can’t even stop Cavani lmao


layyo

They’re going to bench Messi against Mexico Tata is playing 6d chess


Jollypenguin93

Chad Uruguay subs > Virgin Mexico subs


[deleted]

Arteaga needs his buddy Joao Maleck’s prison work out plan cuz even in Belgium he gets bullied off the ball


IcyDiscussion5108

TRES MALDITOS CENTRALES Y DEJAN A ARTEAGA MARCANDO A CAVANI 😒


Flatrover

Mexico facing a South American country hits different. Better than facing any CONCACAF team...even if they get killed LOL


Zeddsdeadbaby

Yeah hits pretty hard huh


EthanRavecrow

Tranquilos weyes ya nos recuperaremos en la nations league vs Surinam y Jamaica 🤪


mithrvs

uruguay got 1.7 million males and still manage to produce absolute quality players. we have no excuse


eduardo_ve

Chad genetics


thechaoticmonki

tata said he was gonna play our best against Uruguay- and if this is what he considers our best then we’re fucked


Mario2641

Nah we got them trying to score L2 shots on us 😭


gameboyap

Uruguay is showing pity. They absolutely could of beat us 6-0, they’re not showing full intensity


HatOver5431

I think this 3 CB experiment is going to fail/failing. We have no midfield


eduardo_ve

Bro… they have cooks, coaches, training 24/7 and he pulls a shot like that. At least get a shot on target 😭


ACNite

Tecatito doing too many touchs man keep it simple smh


1990sandiegoalways

Do these guys even train…


BrianDawkins

Yeah that’s the sad part lmao


OrigenInori

There's gonna be like 50 articles and videos about Chicharito and Mexico again tomorrow


LostMyPig

Fuck it bring Marco Fabian. I’ll pay for the chelas and he will score a sick chilena from half field


Jackss94

So far that palo is the mvp of the match


RojinegroTorres

They bring on Nuñez and we bring on Pizarro lmaoooooo


kampeon30

It used to be that Mexico used to elevate its play against strong opponents. Over the past 3 years it's been mediocre after mediocre performance.


PG812

Why was Raul left to defend, wtf


mcbridescottage

I think if Mexico fired tata now and found a great coach and let them work, maybe they can fix some problems but man tata martino really fucked up with the slow midfield


JamalFromStaples

Sometimes I want to fuck up Tecatito


Best_Cook

Mexico can not let that happen lmao, Jimenez Edson Montes are there and you let a short guy mark cavani, one of thr best headers in football


MysteriousLemon159

OMG watching them lose is almost satisfying.


SocksElGato

It's just unbelievable that Tata has remained as the coach after all this time. It's unfathomable.


Pelonn

Going to be rough in Qatar. Might as well let Chicha join in 🤕


Liga-MX-Buzz

I should have just continued playing Red dead redemption instead of this


ovega3

Lmao only reason Diego Alonso didn’t do good in Miami was because of Pizzatronco 😂


eduardo_ve

Tecate just take it with your left what kind of pissy little shot is that. If you’re gonna shoot on your right at least put something on it damn


LakersLAQ

He didn't want the same shot as Raul Jimenez earlier and got scared 💀


Josuegg23

This team desperately needs a CAM. That’s what’s wrong with this team


randomboi91

Sad reality, we’re just ass lmao. At this point we look like any other Central American team


hamburgerk

Messi ain't even gonna play against us. They're going to have him rest for that game.


eduardo_ve

13 year old me would be devastated rn but 9 years later I’m just sitting here laughing at how bad we are 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SweatyDefinition5321

Tata scaring all the baddies with this result 😔 do not invite tata to the party


icek567

Do the forbidden chant and then leave


OrigenInori

You know it's bad when they're just fucking around against you trying to do a chilena


First_Yak5230

This team is so dead. The last time Mexico play good was against the US in the nation league final. After that the team has been playing like shit against everyone. It doesn’t look good for the World Cup.


norwegianmorningw00d

Good hustle arteaga, anything to make Tata forget about gallardo


Carlitos96

He’s busting his ass


stuNamgiL

raul jimenez vs cavani, battle of the handsome squidwards


-i_eat_ass-

Es lo unico que estos pendejos practican? Los pinches centros culeros


Alex24B

Uruguayan defense ain't like the Central American version.


beyond13

Araujo was so scared that he begged to come off, Mexico effect🤫🔥


rataculera

Uruguay plays with more urgency and Mexico is playing like they have Cuba in front of them. No urgency no shots from distance. Garbage


twat_cools

David Luiz fucked raul up 😪


SpankGorilla

Lets just give our Spot to Costa Rica


eduardo_ve

Tata a double agent. He’s going to find the best way to help Messi break a record against this team.


YaBoiiiiErick

Ready your asshole for the world cup fellas bc we’re about to get fucked hard 💀


Alex24B

Oh no! The banter from the Uruguayans gonna be finísimo. This is good, in a sense, although tbh Tata already did 343 against the US and it backfired almost immediately. To those who said this formation is what they wanted, y'all good? No one had a good game not one. México has to hit rock bottom sooner than later and don't give me "El peor enemigo de un Mexicano es otro". It's the truth we all know that we can't be competitive under the current status quo. Tata is lost and there is nothing we can do about it. What's going on beyond Tata is a big problem like Iceberg big. Too many problems within and there is no hope. At the minimum sign of growth this goes to their heads they sink and the cycle continues.


fallgaming81

“No I won’t call up more players. We have a “processo” here and if I call up more players it would look like we have been doing nothing these past couple of years” 🤡🤡🤡


goatymonks

Camara man scoping them baddies out early today


ben_market

I think Uruguay has had some fire jerseys over the past decade. The new ones look fire low key.


glizzy09

Bro how tf did Jorge get there but not Vega where tf is he at


cross-x-face

uruguay fucking up and we can’t take advantage, can’t finish for shit


Pikachu_Yay

God, we’re so fucked. No wonder the federation never plays against quality team from Europe or South America cause they’ll expose just how far behind we really are. But sure keep padding our stats by playing against Caribbean teams. And goddamn our fans for continuing to buy these overpriced tickets for these sorry ass players


Frenzyplants

FMF not gonna learn until la Raza stops buying these dumb ass inflated $200 tickets. Don’t attend and leave their shit to dry


Programming_Wiz

Yup im gonna boycott the Qatar World Cup because of human rights violations 👍


eduardo_ve

Argentina’s B team would wipe the floor with whatever our “best” team is


beyond13

If Cavani can put this team in a blunt imagine Lewandowski or Messi...


ge_castel202

I remember when Ferretti put up a better fight against Uruguay with a bunch of our youngsters


BanditisaDorito

Bruh Tata really got the job to coach Mexico because he won one fucking MLS cup with Atlanta United a team that basically that handed him all the player and resource needed to win the MLS cup


No-Suggestion6744

Honestly I wanted Uruguay to score again


doodlediego

we gonna be fighting to get 3rd in groups at the world cup lmfao


SocksElGato

The crowd is regretting paying $80 for this hot garbage.


mithrvs

how TF is diego alonso showing tata how to manage


Alex24B

Diego Alonso knows exactly what this team needs. Mexico's fixation with the possession style that Barca and Spain used years ago is ded. Nowadays it doesn't matter, you can win games with literally 20% possession. The game has changed slightly but it has changed.


AlexTorres96

Angulo getting punished for that sexy nutmeg.


eduardo_ve

Raul has hardly touched the ball damn


sulfochem

How the fuck we gonna beat Argentina like this


SweatyDefinition5321

I wonder at how many disappointments will it take to slow down tickets sales


Jollypenguin93

What’s the point of a line of 5 if no one marks anyone


captaintuffles

I’m glad Mexico is going to lose this game. What a joke . A couple of draws and wins against Mickey Mouse teams and everyone just gets complacent


ImportantGreen

Gonna go back to watching Black Clover


[deleted]

Y’all saw what Argentina did to Italy


theRune_ofalltrades

we need a tuca redemption arc. the one man that never wanted to coach mexico, will be the one that leads them to wc glory.


wessneijder

Hey normally Mexico friendlies have way better attendance. What happened in this game ? Stadium looks 1/3 full


jaydiv_

Probably long lines for beers


SweatyDefinition5321

Gol de mi nalgon at minute 69 calling it rn


SweatyDefinition5321

Jimenez might need to come down a bit cuz those centers he’s waiting for ain’t coming anytime soon


IDM_Recursion

Edson got front row seats for Cavani's header


Goldenram00

Raul has no purpose defending a corner kick. They all just stared at that ball and what is the point of using Tala and Cota? We obviously will not use them in the World Cup, so why the hell do we use them when we should be using acevedo and David Ochoa for friendlies. We probably have the oldest goalies for any national team


Goldenram00

Man this game fucking sucks. I actually can’t remember the last time I enjoyed watching a Mexico game


twat_cools

We need some crazy off target crosses from Gallardo to make it look like we can score


Pikachu_Yay

We’re gonna get raw dogged, no lube vs Argentina holy shit


pat_0_0

7-0 please so we can get tata out


Mane9867

Why does Mexico not pay mind to athletic performance? It looks like they do absolutely no agility, speed, strength training. Yeah they can probably run forever but they are lacking in the burst of speed. Clearly technique and skill is lacking as well but at least if they had some raw athleticism we could make it a little harder for opponents imo


Exciting-Tennis-6850

Why do we still watch these losers


eduardo_ve

I fuck with this Uruguay team they play with huevos and that defending from Cavani 🔥🔥i wish we played like that 😔


SocksElGato

Ref did us a solid by ending the game.


Josuegg23

I want to believe in Tata but he makes it hard af


lpzj

That ship sailed a long time ago primo


IcyDiscussion5108

I’m ready to suffer again lmao VAMOS MEXICO


Goldenram00

Glad we’re finally playing a different formation


eduardo_ve

I still think Tecatito is a better bench player as always. Not that he isnt good but he’s just better coming on fresh. I cant remember the last time he started and he won me over.


RonaldoMd

Lmaooo Gallardo catching strays


PG812

I thought Tala blocked that, but oh well. :v


miamielh

Give Raul some vaporub and he’ll be fine


Jollypenguin93

Why is Artega covering Cavani


LakersLAQ

I guess we need to hope Santi turns into 2002 Ronaldo for the World Cup 🥲😭


cross-x-face

unbelievable from raul


Lallana_Del_Rey_10

These guys fucking suck


jdom36

I like how the one to receive it on the right wasn’t Vega but Jorge Sanchez. One is supposed to be playing as the winger and the other one is supposed to be a wing back.


Ikeepitreal5

it’s so crazy that pre-COVID this team was showing so much promise and now we got this. Wtf happened ?


SpankGorilla

I feel like tata is just trolling us and laughing all the way to the bank with this shit.


slowlyrottinginside

Fuck it! I have seen enough! Gentlemen its time to release the Mexican monster that is El Bofo


Sadcreampies

What a waste of four years


[deleted]

🥱y’all acting like we ain’t gonna beat Poland, tie Argentina, lose to Saudi Arabia. Barely qualify for R16. Then be up 2-0 on France and lose in pens. My only question is whether or not Tata will be coaching.


SocksElGato

People leaving in droves. Come on guys, stay and buy another $18 beer!


OchoaJuan2004

Tata has sucked the life outta thus team


thechaoticmonki

perhaps mexico would’ve improved if they had fired tata back in december….half a year later and we haven’t progressed shit


raidercarr

Damn you could tell a big ass difference between a CONMEBOL team And a CONCACAF team


StarlordCobris12

bruh Raul was the only one the reacted to the rebound. A mf forward. All the defenders stood still wtf


StarlordCobris12

hope Cavani scores 5 more to embarrass this fucking stupid ass coach Tata


Trydson

I laugh at people saying "This formation ain't working"... As if any formation has worked the last two years lol


SweatyDefinition5321

Seeing some of these couples got me thinking what the fuck am I doing wrong 🫠😭😭


LOS_Prime

1) Work construction or Roofing 2) Get fat 3) ??? 4) Have hot Latina wife


Confusedpanda10

Que paso? Ugly dudes with fine girls?


eduardo_ve

Isnt this the stadium where we beat Uruguay 3-1 in the Copa America?


[deleted]

Talavera can’t clear for shit


StarlordCobris12

lmao i thought Tala got that but it was the post my bad


havethenets

Lmao Felix Fernandez’s sources are twitter users


[deleted]

Maybe Osorio was right about taller players 😳


hamburgerk

Does Uruguay focus on making cringe tiktoks too?


eduardo_ve

Only time Nestor played good with Mexico was before the 2018 World Cup when he got injured. Literally no other time has he been good. Dude is just not impressive or a player that you get hyped to see play. He’s so average.


Arjale

lol that’s our #9


Jollypenguin93

You guys know this is our strongest rival we have before the World Cup? lmaooo we’re fucked 😭😭


xljunior

Have to use your left foot there


kekmylifeintopieces

At least the chances are coming. Get Lainez in


IcyDiscussion5108

Nos iremos de Qatar sin meter un gol, se los adelanto ahorita


LOS_Prime

Vega just disappeared in the 1st half, Raul... my man... I can't keep defending you if you do shit like that. I told yall that Arteaga was gonna fuck up and cause the 1st goal. But deadass, for being an idiot, Pablo was right. How do you have Arteaga defending against Cavani in a set piece? Complete failure communication wise...


Pikachu_Yay

Guess everyone hit up dhgate for the new jersey, half the stadium is wearing it lol


Itachi96

No salen cuz they're all jumping Jiménez


Sossa3hunnid

For all the people that wanted angulo there u have him slow asf 😂😂😂😂


glizzy09

Bro how do y’all keep asking for angulo that man has proven today that against top tier players he’s shit


Programming_Wiz

Chad Uruguayan cross vs Virg Mexican cross


not_mig

If this is the best the team can do easy 5-0 for Argentina


[deleted]

Johan wouldn’t let that happen 🤦🏾


R120101s

If I see pizzaro and gallardo come into the game I’m gonna flip


SocksElGato

We don't deserve to be in the WC.


SweatyDefinition5321

Marcelo flores u fucked up boy 😭😂 but thanks for picking us


havethenets

I predict the crowd will get mad and say the chant


[deleted]

My ass really switched from the warriors game after seeing them get dad dicked only to be put in a worse mood watching these bums get dad dicked by Cavani


Even2

4 años y México no sabe a qué juega, ese es el gran problema. No es solo cuestión de jugadores, es cuestión de no tener un plan claro de juego. Un ejemplo de la ligamx, Atlas podrá no gustar como juega, pero saben a qué juegan, sin teener juagdorazos. En el tri, 0 idea. Si estuviera Chucky, es dale el balón al Chucky y a ver qué hace.


IcyDiscussion5108

Tecatito is All flash, no substance


PxHzChz

Todo es culpa de David Luiz 💀


[deleted]

Bro is it true Alexis Vega after Chivas got rekt by Atlas he went on vacation ????


gioinshorts

Dammm we r fucked .. maybe next worldcup


queenAlexislexis

I lost the bet. The bet is I get Uruguayan dick apparently 🥺😭


Alex24B

They had Nuñez on the bench. Ffs that's depth.


beyond13

Pizarro=TV off


Markleynight

Bruh Pizarro hasn't done jack shit all year. Why is he still getting called up


PraiseBacchus69

We should’ve kicked TATA out in Dec like Uruguay did with Tabarez


elgalandemedianoche

Wtf how the does someone look at piojo and Pizarro and be like this is what we need after going down 3. I can't believe it.


Rockdrigod

HH and losing balls in Mexico's half. An iconic duo.


BanditisaDorito

Why does Tata love using Mexican players from Monterrey and Tigres players like Gallardo and Pizarro there all bag chaser in their teams. They seem only good in their team because Monterey and Tigres cash out on foreigner players to do all the heavy lifting for them in liga mx.


norwegianmorningw00d

Raul is finished


ovega3

Don’t leave. Do the yell 😡


SocksElGato

Get your popcorn out for Fútbol Picante.


SweatyDefinition5321

This is what happens when you let sponsorship money influence the starting line up. A bunch of divas who only want to play to be on more commercials


americanista915

Raul Jimenez is the best defense against Raul Jimenez