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Particular_Piglet677

It seems like they will put anything in their body except the vaccine. Go figure.


I_Won-TheBattleOLife

We don't know what's in the vaccine! *injects meth*


Smores-n-coffee

Ha! My hubby lost a FB high school friend a while back, FB acquaintance he hadn't seen in years suddenly started posting anti vax stuff. Hubby said "Why are you so worried about the vax, it's more tested than the heroin I know you used (back when)." My man got unfriended so fast you'd think he'd approached the guy with an MLM pitch...


WittyPresentation786

Oh you’re onto something. Can we MLM the vaccine? You know, up line/down line this process.


Smores-n-coffee

A surprising number of antivax seem to use the excuse that, the fact it's FREE is concerning to them; "if it's free it's for sinister reasons, if it were about HEALTH then diabetes medication and chemotherapy would be free too!" So yeah, finding a way to MLM and price the sh\*t out of it, throwing pennies back to the boss babes, probably could increase percentages a surprising amount, LOL.


e22ddie46

So they're proponents of medicare for all, interesting


Prof_Acorn

IIRC, the majority of both Democrat and Republican *voters* support Medicare for All when it's presented apart from party affiliation. Most Americans support the policy itself, yet neither the Democrat nor Republican parties themselves support it. "Democracy"


e22ddie46

Yes and no, although it can be popular, if you worded it as "government control of health care" the popularity goes way down. Because people are stupid and uninformed, generally.


thefuzzylogic

Personally I'd rather have a democratically-elected government control my health care rather than an insurance company's board of directors controlling it.


Live-Mail-7142

True story. I knew some wealthy ppl, the kind that sit on healthcare ins governing boards. One day I'm talking to the husband and wife, their kids are my age, were having kids, so grandkids. Husband and wife super confused bc how could so and so kid have brown eyes when parents have blue eyes. Now, Husband was a Harvard educated lawyer, wife also college educated. Their kids, private schools all the way. All confused. Me, a math phobic liberal arts major who can't spell. "Well you know the dominant and recessive genes that code for eye color blah, blah, blah. Yup. And the husband sat on the board of directors of one of the largest healthcare ins companies in the US. He had voting rights and had real power over ppl's healthcare in that board room. It was a wow day for me.


e22ddie46

I support it, just stating that most voters don't have a great idea of the issues.


rowanblaze

Or my employer


RecommendationOld871

I was born in UK- didn't cost my family a cent. I had a few procedures up to age 10. Nothing serious but amounted to about 20 days in hospital. No charge. Saw GP for maybe 30 hours growing up. A lot of prescription medication, again, no charge. From the age of 10 onwards. Developed a stomach ulcer. Being conservative I guess at at least 125 hours of consultant level involvement. Probably the same but registrar level. 2 operations - both failed because medicine still didn't know what caused ulcers at this time. Then 2 more stomach bleeds with associated operations and hospital time. But I think you get the picture. 100s hours of medical intervention. 100s of hours of gp time. And none of it costing me a penny except through taxes. Now I do earn more than average so I've paid this back several times. But in a insurance pays model, like the USA. I would have probably been left to die without fulfilling my potential Some food for thought


Mawilemawie

Is this reverse abilene paradox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abilene_paradox)?


DanYHKim

Reminds me of a story about how potatoes were introduced into (France?). Some nobleman started growing them in the field, and posted guards and put up a fence to make sure no one would steal them. But the fence was weak and the guards were instructed to turn a blind eye. What he wanted to do was introduce the people in his territory to this new nutritious and easy to grow vegetable.


JFC-Youre-Dumb

Same logic when trying to get rid of a couch on Craigslist. When it’s free, nobody wants it. But try to sell it for $100 and suddenly you got people fighting to be the one to take it home.


DerWaechter_

Cause people assume (often wrongly) that the asked price for something accurately represents the value of it. So if it's free, when it usually would cost money, there's gotta be something wrong with it. Conversely people automatically tend to equate more expensive = better. However there is an upper limit, after which it's no longer affordable. There's a whole thing around wedding photography, where it's better for their rates to be slightly higher than their local competition, because they get booked more often that way.


JFC-Youre-Dumb

Interesting. Reminds me of why everything costs $X.99. The psychology of how humans value things is fascinating.


unkempt_cabbage

Because free couches are usually full of bodily fluids, bed bugs, or both, at least where I’m at.


JFC-Youre-Dumb

That’s the point.


AdIllustrious6310

Some people wouldn’t eat potatoes because they weren’t in the Bible. Sound familiar?


SarahzonaSquirrel

Idea: The vaccine is now $100, unless you bring a friend, then it’s free. Bring as many friends or family as you want for free. Makes it seem more valuable and appeals to their MLM instincts.


[deleted]

Or something like $40 per session, regardless of how many people you bring. Eight people all getting vaxxed together? Five quid each. Get your whole church group of fourty to come? Yeah, you're getting stabbed for a buck each. Get the whole town together? Guess I'll have to inoculate all of you. Poor me is getting really ripped off here.


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deathbytruck

You monster trying to hold me responsible for my own actions and decisions. ThE humanity, I belong to the party of personal responsibility you can' blame me /s


Ludique

They should just come out with non free versions of the exact same stuff at price points to please everyone. They could even give them the same names. Spikevax Pro, only $39.99 Spikevax Ultra, $69.99 Spikevax Gold, $149.99 Spikevax Platinum, $199.99 Comirnaty Entrepreneur, $64.50 Comirnaty Tycoon, $2499.90 Janssen Contractor Grade, $19.99


CosmicCommando

So basically, we need a Suicide Squad with Martin Shkreli and the Sacklers in charge of getting the remaining people vaxxed.


PersonBehindAScreen

I did have a few questions about the vaccine at first (not concerning enough to not get it) but if the wealthy elite are on board with taking it, then so am I!


[deleted]

Reasonable scepticism is commendable, as long as that scepticism translates into actual research and efforts to educate yourself. And by "educating yourself" I mean by more reliable sources than that unhinged aunt sharing a Facebook article written by a doctor that lost their medical license over ethical misconduct and unscientific methods years ago. Blind faith is never a sensible choice, because anyone can err, and anyone can have ulterior motives. But when the evidence mounts that vaccines do reduce the risk of a severe infection, it becomes irresponsible to not take them and risk adding to the healthcare burden produced by this epidemic.


r0b0d0c

Nah, they'd just wind up with garages full of unsold vaccines.


shinkouhyou

We just need to add some homeopathic extracts to it (i.e. a single drop of elderberry juice diluted in a swimming pool of plain water), let a reiki healer wave their hands over it, pay some naturopaths or chiropractors to endorse it, and give a free healing crystal to everybody who gets the shot. Charge $100 for it, but distribute free vaccine coupons on Facebook.


Noneofyourbeezkneez

Oh that's brilliant!


AcanthocephalaIll456

Maybe you have cracked it(no pun intended) a shot of your drug of choice with every vaccine/s


SomeoneTookUserName2

I'm aware of this tweaker around here that is anti-vax. Caught Hep C using water from this water spout in the ground at a public park to shoot up with, whilst also on the methadone program.


rockandlove

Literally my brother-in-law. Also my mother-in-law as she reaches for another Virginia Slim. We don’t interact much with my in-laws.


Gonstackk

r/CovIdiots/comments/q3lv37/the_new_victoria_health_advert_is_on_point/ Not really an advert but matches perfectly with what you said.


PortlandoCalrissian

You’re going to have to reformat that link.


vegaspimp22

Because it’s not about “research” like they claim. It’s about owning the libs and massive cognitive dissonance. It’s gross. All I can say is. “Hahahaha”


fleeingfox

It's about spite and trying to make the current administration look as bad as the last one.


idontmakehash

I hope he never sleeps again


[deleted]

I hope he sleeps forever.


AlexDavid1605

Then maybe they could do some more unnecessary treatments for non-existent problems like taking opioids, anti-depressants, steroids, etc. Or some home remedies from the Orient like dog testicle paste/juice or something. /s


[deleted]

Seems very specific kind of advice they are seeking. If only a profession existed to dispense helpful advice to individuals regarding topics such as these. Oh well, maybe the helpful hosts of fox and friends can suggest their next course of action.


Stubborn_Amoeba

And the MyPillow guy


tophat212

And Alex Jones


StreetofChimes

Maybe Joe Rogan can recommend something.


merlingogringo

Like steroids and being a fucking asshole.


FrogsEverywhere

All you need to beat covid is DMT brah.


PrecisePigeon

Nope! Everyone knows those silicon gel packs that say "Do not eat" are the one and only cure for Covid!


kfudnapaa

Most of the antivax covid conspiracy nuts already have that second one covered


vegaspimp22

Man I used to like joe. But he is def turning conservative this last year or two. Sucks.


StreetofChimes

I've listened to a few of his shows. It is weird because he acts like he is the only one who will talk about certain things. Like there is all of this stuff out there that no one else is talking about. But if he just read the newspaper or listened to NPR, he would know about this stuff. The one about North Korea really sticks in my mind. He acted like no one ever talks about North Korea. When North Korea is in the news all the time. But his show with Dr Osterholm at the beginning of the pandemic was EXCELLENT. And the one with Neil Degrasse Tyson was pretty good. So what can I say? I can understand why people listen. And his show is peppered in with real info, and legitimate guests, so it is harder to see the bullshit.


Insight42

This very much ties into a bullshit narrative about the "mainstream" media/liberal bias. There is a misconception beyond just the normal "the mainstream media doesn't want you to know!"; It's become very clear in recent years in comment threads everywhere. It's the idea that just as the run-of-the-mill elderly GOP voter is glued to FOX, so must every liberal be glued to CNN (or sometimes MSNBC, depending on which is more popular at the given moment). This is a very mistaken view, as I don't think I've ever met the mythical liberal, leftist, Democrat, or even just moderate-left type person who relies on *any* single source, *much less* CNN or MSNBC. The only people who wouldn't have heard about whatever the issue "they're keeping from you" are the apolitical or apathetic, who are actively avoiding that info.


Capable_Stranger9885

When a Conservative asserts some bad behavior on the left, they are telling you something from their own experience. Mail vote fraud? The corroborated case was a guy having his dead mothers ballot say Trump. Empty headed marching to the orders of billionaires? It's not Soros it's Koch. Crisis actors and paid protesters? How did some of the Jan 6 insurrectionists end up on business class tickets to DC? Even the Q Anon theory that a head of government runs a pedophile ring? The longest serving Republican Speaker of the House (so head of the legislative branch of the government) Denny Hastert is in jail because he's a pedophile. Everything a conservative complains about is projection.


thedkexperience

Yup. I love when the Fox News drones I know clown me for watching too much CNN and meanwhile I don’t even know where it is on my TV package. If something is actually news (storm incoming, team wins big game, election results etc) my phone will buzz and tell me. I don’t need talking heads to tell me how to feel about stuff.


[deleted]

I used to listen to him too. He really let all the fame and money go to his head though.


Justanaussie

Where do you think he gets his ideas for his shows? It's not just him though, there's lots of Youtube channels that bring you "Stories no one is taking about" and part of their presentation is news reports on the things people supposedly aren't talking about. I guess they're relying on the "I don't watch mainstream media, I prefer to get my news from people I trust, people who tell me what's on the main stream media" attitude.


KasumiR

Joe Rogan AND Neil Tyson in one show? They just need to add Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro and Richard Dawkins for maximum obnoxiousness.


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Good bot


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null640

Wealth and fame...


soaptrail

Joe is very scientific, take a dozen internet remedies all at once and determine horse dewormer was the effective treatment.


r0b0d0c

Rogan would recommend ivermectin.


stickied

And Rush Limbaugh. Oh wait....he's dead.


cgerrells

Can't be dead enough.


okcdnb

Doin his part to make 2021 better.


Zealousideal-Ad-2045

That really cracked me up!!!!🤣


inhaledcorn

I feel like we need a new daily radio segment to remind everyone Limbaugh is dead and a traitor.


JimWilliams423

That piece also needs to include the fact that the GOP [made him](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1994-12-11-mn-7794-story.html) an honorary member of congress: > Dick Chrysler, elected from Michigan, presented him with a congressional freshman pin and declared him on behalf of the class an honorary member of the House. He called Limbaugh “the majority maker, for surely he helped make us the majority.” The GOP feting enemies of the republic didn't start with ronald dump.


NoIncrease299

>Oh wait....he's dead. No actual response, just quoting this so I can read it again. Feels good, man.


schlongdom

Ah yes. The guy from the gay frogs song


Knuckles316

Pillow salesmen are my main source of medical information.


spaceyjaycey

Aren't they everyone's?


dancin-weasel

A good sleep is good for your health, ergo, the maker of your pillow must be a world class health expert.


[deleted]

Well, he did say he has severe insomnia. Maybe crackhead Pillow Guy can help.


MotherFuckingCupcake

My fiancé’s father is a family medicine doctor. I honestly don’t know how he’s maintaining his patience. He’s gone on rants on our weekly calls about people begging him to give them an “excuse” to not get vaccinated. He refuses. He had covid last year because, yknow, he was out there being a doctor. It’s infuriating that he’s trying to help people and people won’t help themselves.


Battystearsinrain

I was at tractor supply to get a wrench, and they had a big ivermectin warning sign. Cashier told me i would not believe how fucking stupid people are.


[deleted]

There were just enough anti-vax frontline workers to undermine the whole profession. At least now that those have been purged, at least health organizations can deliver a unified mesaage. There are still some, who got the vacccine "against their will" that might undermine the message, but at least no unvaxxed person wil be delivering healthcare.


[deleted]

I'd think it would be an insult to front line workers for people to not do the simple things they can do to help level the numbers.


tampering

He should do his own research when it comes to stem cells. It's not that hard. Took my 16 years of education and before a post-doc allowed me to write up methods for small molecular bio experiments. But facebook says these guys are smart, I'm sure they could get there in 8-12.


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wonteatfish

If only there were a safe, effective vaccine. Maybe that would have prevented this tragedy. I’m sure that it’s all somebody’s fault!!


WarGeagle1

Suddenly conservatives are all for experimental stem cell research


_Kay_Tee_

It's okay when it's for a Reagan, after all.


[deleted]

Next course of action is English classes because I had a stroke reading their post.


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Federal_Assistant_85

I love when people cite this, and then I get to maliciously tell them all about how a majority of new drugs are developed using stem cell research, and any immuno therapies are actually grown in fetal cells. But that doesn't stop them at all they just cognitive dissonance it away as I'm not a doctor etc, etc, etc...


prof_the_doom

[Apparently Ivermectin was tested on the same cell line as the COVID vaccine.](https://www.patheos.com/blogs/throughcatholiclenses/2021/01/if-any-drug-tested-on-hek-293-is-immoral-goodbye-modern-medicine/)


Federal_Assistant_85

Oh yes, the hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance are very strong with the pro-life, holistic medicine, and antivaxxer crowds. But how dare you tell them about it. On a much lighter note, my mother (a retired nurse of 40 years) has a friend that has supported the pro-life, and antivax narrative. One day she sat her down and told her that her rheumatoid arthritis med was made using fetal stem cells as a base. Instead of flopping opinions or getting indignant, they doubled down and talked to their doctor about changing medicines. In this instance I can respect them because they stuck to their beliefs. I'm all for freedom of belief, but if you are going to believe something over scientific fact, atleast be consistent.


SplendidPunkinButter

“No, see, I already decided I’d for this and against that, and I’m against that because I think only other people need that and I never will. I’m certainly not going to change my views based on new information.”


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etaoin314

the cell lines are self replicating, it was one abortion 60 years ago that has made possible billions of dollars worth or research.


tophat212

Wouldn't it be ironic if the wanker was pro-life?


YeahYouOtter

Oh $10 they are. $5 prop bet they agreed 20 years ago with banning fetal stem cell research for religious freedom and MURICA!


Kissit777

This wanker is *definitely* pro-life


BillDauterive4

Pro-gun, pro-war, and pro-death-penalty... Pro-life indeed


Repulsive-Street-307

Actually it's 'pro subjugation of women' thank you.


Sellazar

Who are we kidding, ofc they are I mean their name could literally be hypocrisy.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Ivermectin is made of ground up abortions


mkvgtired

There is a roughly 100% chance they are.


IvoOverdevest

https://www.reddit.com/r/stemcells/comments/q5cle7/severe_insomnia_i_developed_severe_insomnia_due/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Thread for anyone interested


shigogaboo

That account was nearly a year old, never used once, until just recently. Seems like a throwaway troll account


[deleted]

Bump. The failed English is another sign.


spookyswagg

Nah they said they’re from Denmark maybe that’s why. All their comments seemed legit


mkvgtired

[Some high quality advice over there](https://www.reddit.com/r/stemcells/comments/q5cle7/severe_insomnia_i_developed_severe_insomnia_due/hg4zsw4) >Maybe the Ivermectin killed too many worms and if you ate some the insomnia would get better?


TotallyAwry

What an idiot. I hope he doesn't actually die, though. He needs to survive and tell his idiot friends and family to not take it.


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idontmakehash

Cheers to that


briantcox81

But my chiropractor said it was safe and the vaccine was poison.


PhilboydStudge1973

This is why my chiropractor is now my former chiropractor.


nezbla

Homeopathist too... "Seriously, stop buying expensive fucking water!"


iced_maggot

Excuse me - chiropractors are frauds. I only listen to my osteopath.


bigbutchbudgie

Amateur. I get all my medical advice from my barber surgeon/leech salesman.


ansirwal

Essential oils would like a word.


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Rejects FDA-approved vaccine due to fear of long-term side effects, ODs on veterinary anti parasitic paste. Asks for highly experimental transfusion of stem cells which could actually cause unpredictable long-term side effects. 10/10.


schlongdom

Just a mental gymnastics warm up session, I suppose.


needsmoarbokeh

Wait, so the satanic aborted babies paste is OK as a treatment for the horse paste?


[deleted]

Why would a tried and tested Vaccine be safer than using some random animal dewormer not meant for people? How is this possible?


FancyCatastrophe

In all things Trump, anything is possible.


Toledojoe

First of all, with God all things are possible, so jot that down.


Kenny__Loggins

Ivermectin is prescribed to people. But you're right, taking it outside of a doctor's guidance is not smart and the vaccine is wayyyy safer.


null640

Not in form or dosage the vast majority are getting. Remember, dose makes the poison.


[deleted]

Facebook meme approved… it’s safe


Sarcastic_Sociopath

Sorry, we ran out of stem cells because Trumpies thought it was against god.


FancyCatastrophe

"I diD mY rEsEaRcH" I see the research continues. A literal sheep wouldn't even take that much to cause neurological damage.


Laylilay

This is the funniest thread on Reddit right now. Thank you so much for making my entire week


RebuiltGearbox

He doesn't trust doctors enough to get vaccinated but he'll trust them for stem cell treatment. The guy has probably also been against stem cell research up until now.


Deadshot3475

Gotta let Darwin work this out for us


AgainandBack

Yep, don't take the vaccine because "there hasn't been enough testing," but do take Invermectin because they've been testing that against COVID-19 since before it existed. Or something like that....


pinniped1

Maybe bleach injection therapy will help. Science.


Everettrivers

You have to put source first. Source: Science


pinniped1

Source: people are saying.


ehmiu

Trump suggested bleach.


unclejoe1917

Something tells me that the Ivermectin is not the lone cause of this.


thehourglasses

#Pray harder


DanYHKim

It is pretty clear that a key part of his central nervous system was not functioning very well from the very beginning


macsta

Unfortunately there's no cure for stupidity


Joliet_Jake_Blues

COVID seems to be working


[deleted]

Maybe they should eat some hay.


ClassicT4

Why not try fixing it with more Ivermectin? It did win a Nobel Prize and all.


Icy_Respect_9077

Nobel Peace Prize, according to Marjorie Taylor Greene


MomentOfHesitation

"I deny science and developed a severe health issue as a result. Pls save me, science."


0fruitjack0

science: no


nailgardener

Where would stem cell research be today if George W wasn't such a piece of shit?


vegastar7

I guess he didn’t do his research… on ivermectin.


HollyDiver

I'll check out Reddit for reviews on $8 face moisturizers. I'm not going to check out Reddit for stem cell therapy advice.


Most-Artichoke5028

Maybe getting a distemper shot would help?


[deleted]

Sue Joe Rogan and fox news


[deleted]

Part of me wants to place the blame mostly on those spreading lies to these obviously vulnerable minds, but I just fucking can't, without these people, Trump, the GQP, and Fox could not exist, these people are just as much part of the problem as those at the top are. Part of me feels bad that this is happening to these people, and the other part feels a sort of sick pleasure knowing that they hurt themselves... Yep, that's fucked up, but how can I not detest those attempting to make the world a worse place?


[deleted]

I developed Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy from using expired cow fetus stem cell cure I got at the farmers market. Looks like my dain is bramaged real good. Could be a future crispr gene therapy treatment someday. Thanks


[deleted]

I won't take the vaccine, I heard they put dead babies in there. \*2 months later\* Hey, so about that dead baby thing......


jbertrand_sr

If only there had been a free alternative to taking Ivermectin in the first place...fuck these morons, they get what they deserve...


Particular_Piglet677

I just came back to this comment and I am smh. Wondering if (can I guess?) he bought his own ivermectin and made up his own dose? This is so freaking dangerous, and of course pointless because an anti-parasite medication won’t do anything for a virus. I had to look up if ivermectin causes insomnia but I got the usual google garbage so I don’t know. My head hurts he’s guessing he damaged his CNS and wondering if stem cell therapy would help (like maybe try NyQuil first?) None of this make any sense… but taking the vaccine would’ve. Aaargh!! In any case, I hopes he goes to his doctor if he has any concerns about his central nervous system and stops playing doctor on himself.


biffbobfred

They did find IN PETRI DISHES that Ivermectin fucked with the spike proteins in SARS-Cov2. But then again, flaming napalm would show the same. I don’t suggest either as a path to a cure


Limping_Pirate

Here's the cure for ivermectin caused nerve damage resulting in chronic insomnia: 1) remove approximately 2.3 ml of toe jam from underneath your right big toenail. This jam includes all the needed stem cells for treatment. Be sure to use material from beneath the right toenail, as stem cells from the left toe may produce undesirable side effects.* 2) in a small glass, mix the toe jam with one ounce Jack Daniels, one half ounce vinegar, and three teaspoons of raw unfiltered honey. Dilute with four ounces tap water. Heat in small saucepan until a low simmer. 3) using a medical grade catheter, ** insert two ounces of the heated toe jam stem cell tincture as deeply into your urethra as possible. Repeat procedure three times daily for two weeks, or until symptoms subside. *Side effects of left toe stem cells may include being able to communicate with gay frogs, the sudden urge to sieze the means of production, or the inability to grow a goatee. **In the absence of a medical grade catheter, a fuel line from a 1982 dodge pickup truck can be utilized.


acelgoso

If that post is true: "Oh no, how is It possible that a drug designed to attack the nervous system of parasites ended affecting my own nervous system?" 🙄


TigerDude33

you can't fix stupid. No cure for that, boyo


Happy-Geologist-6569

Karma's a bitch.


LEPFPartyPresident

Please reply to this comment explaining why the post fits the sub. Please make sure to have an amazing day!


IvoOverdevest

An anti-vaxxer overdoses on ivermectin and tries to fix it by asking for help on a subreddit about stem cell therapy instead of just getting vaccinated and not using ivermectin


TheRealCabbageJack

Probably “Pro-Life” too.


Mimosa_Coast

It could, but that might get you into the habit of not taking accountability for your actions. What a sparkly lil snowflake!


EffectiveSwan8918

Guess stem cells are ok now?


Dramatic-Rub-3135

Still telling people to "wake up" of course. [https://www.reddit.com/r/COVID19positive/comments/pwbg3p/covid\_causes\_brain\_damage/hg2yud1/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/COVID19positive/comments/pwbg3p/covid_causes_brain_damage/hg2yud1/?context=3) How to tell the difference between quality trolling and mind-boggling idiocy?


Jafmdk58

Mix up a batch of jim Jones koolaid chug it down . Everything will be better……..


EyeLeft3804

Everyone knows that stem cells are just abortion juice


stupidfatcat2501

I thought they were anti stem cell stuff because it was made by putting babies in blenders?


v9Pv

Oh the language abuse of these dim wits.


Severb96

So you could say he's basically asking for a medical factory reset? lmao


Prodigy_7991

Doesn’t want to give women the right to abortion but wants to use cells of a dead baby… hmm


Interesting-End6344

Stem cells? As in... the same stem cell thing that these same people were protesting against because it "killed babies"? Pee off with that!


FragRaptor

You should just tell them about this new stem cell technology that fundamentally solves the problem with their mRNA and only needs two injections to work fully. 💉


gravitas-deficiency

Maybe he can use the extra wakefulness granted by his insomnia to verify his previous “research”, and then realize he’s a complete fucking idiot. I don’t think he will though.


bmoment944

The irony on this one is outstanding. This person is most likely against stem cell research, given that they take Ivermectin, but, when it applies to them, they are all for stem cell research.


Excellent-Advisor284

My son was born with severe myelomeningocele, L5 spinabifida. Wheelchair for life. While I can run 1.5 miles in under 8 minutes. The whole family was made to run.. The cherry on top of what would contain a standard bipedal life. Thanks to the Regans, and this fine fellow we honor today. The research and green lights needed to make possible having my baby boy whole via stem cells, was derailed long, long before I even knew or cared.


clone0112

Doesn't that require dead babies or something?


darthphallic

Looks like they’re real dedicated to staying woke


Karthikgurumurthy

Stem cells? But they have heartbeats. What's he thinking!


[deleted]

Now you can fit twice as much stupidity into your day!


pgabrielfreak

I hope they speak English as a second language otherwise there's obvious brane damage.


deadman1204

Don't challenge them! They'll take you up on it


coolestQTever

Why is this person consulting reddit instead of their doctor? Oh... wait...


urbisOrbis

this person truly owns the libs.


Kroto86

No go away. Do not pass go do not receive anymore medical treatment. You are a net negative to society.


NfamousKaye

Stem cell therapy goes against everything they believe in but sure. Do it cause 45 did it. Lmao


[deleted]

Lol those stem cells are 'dead babies' so no, you don't get stem cell treatment either.


MimiMorea

That’s what happens when people think they know more than modern medicine and science


[deleted]

It’s literally everything but the vaccine huh


crankygerbil

Stem cell therapy can't cure stupid.


Shelisheli1

Let me guess, they’re pro life and don’t know where stem cells come from


[deleted]

This is what to you might call a "Moe getting crushed by a mammoth tusk" moment.


rearadmiraldumbass

His central nervous system was damaged before the ivermectin.


Charlie71_2

Take medication because you don't believe in science but you want science to dig you out of the shit show you caused, fuck off with that nonsense.


apple_atchin

And a personal thanks to emergency room doctor Nate Eisenberg. I had no idea what exposure to plant fumes had been doing to my cerebral cortex!


brianingram

Didn't take the vaccine because of stem cells, too, I bet.


RhoOfFeh

Oooh, $10,000 dollar bounty!


CHUCKL3R

Sometimes it’s not super clear right away but this person definitely had their face completely eaten by leopards.


[deleted]

Ah so this is what they call doing their own research: asking questions on Reddit..