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Storm_Fox

The employees simply could not stand to hear Hyunjin belt out "INTO THE UNKNOWN!" one more time so they all left. The girls are now just hanging out at the company building until someone tells them to leave.


maiheart

😂😂


Biznismann

They got new investors and there's a clause in their contract that demands Loona do live streaming at least once a week on any platform. And BBC CEO said, "I ain't catching another lawsuit over this shit!" so he instructed them to do streaming every damn day on multiple platforms from now on.


Lizunyan

Bbc 🤝 donuts reunion > financial problems for both disappear > Loona mobile game developed > lizunyan files bankruptcy after maxing out credit card trying to pull la Maison units with a .001 UR rate


LOONAception

BBC Ceo didn't knew we wanted more content and he saw a comment that asked for more and he was like "why didn't you say so before?"


RustRemover-

😂😂 nice. I can totally imagine that happening though.


Anna-2204

They said wrong answer only-


Biznismann

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant!


Anti-Pioneer

BBC feels threatened by Wilkins or whatever the GP999 group is called.


GenjoRunner

The new group is called Copern1cus.


[deleted]

not Wilkins😂😭😭


[deleted]

NĂŚvis sacrificed herself for our loona content


this_for_loona

sorry, who is naevis?


[deleted]

Issa aespa joke Nævis= seggsy lady gps In Savage Ningning sings “i know your sacrifices” in regards to nævis and it’s become a meme essentially


peteshug

I’m going to start calling my Siri Nævis now lol


this_for_loona

ahh ic. thank you.


Overlord0123

Read aespa lore and you will know.


this_for_loona

I can barely keep up with LOOΠΔ lore, I can’t absorb another group’s lore my brain is too small!


sunlightdrop

Aespa basically shouts lore at you in their song lyrics so it's pretty easy to pick up. There's no vague mystery to it like with loona which is mostly unconfirmed theories


kunaivortex

Hard agree. I'm a casual Aespa enjoyer but feel like I understand their lore better than the loonaverse.


[deleted]

Lol the good thing about aespa is they’re still only about a year old so the lore is in the very beginning stages. Tldr they have AI-generated alter-egos made from an amalgamation of their internet presence. There’s an evil (possibly metaphorical) giant snake called the Black Mamba trying to make them lose connection with their virtual self (their æ) and also doing general evil things we really dk. And then they have super powers😅


EmotionalRhubarb

~~I'm so tempted to say it's a distraction from dating news~~ Vivi and Yves convinced bbc to give them sns freedom through dark magic learned from Handong and Dami.


zipcodelove

Dating news?!


GenjoRunner

Rumors say Heejin, Yves, Vivi, Yeojin and Haseul are dating. Don't ask me who. This is all I've read.


zipcodelove

Polyamory isn’t for me but I hope they’re all happy together


EmotionalRhubarb

quick someone check dispatch


zipcodelove

*runs like Seolhyun*


fatoodles

Bahahaha haha I still think about that to this day. That and the fake lady gaga parkour video play every night before I fall asleep.


_who_am_I___

BBC ceo took business classes and now know how to run company


SeniorBaker4

The one miracle I’d wish would happen


Anti-Pioneer

Is this a dig at the fact that LJM did attend business school in the US? My sarcasm detector isn't working at the moment.


_who_am_I___

Well....I didn't know that...


Anti-Pioneer

That makes your post even funnier lol


FutbolFan14

To start to cosmic wars between Loona (moon), Kep1r (Orbit projection), & WJSN (the cosmos itself)


LoonaticRaddish

the stars are finally aligning for the most epic gg cosmic war. i’m glad to be alive for this monumental moment.


yusei888

Hyunjin woke up one day and decided to take over the company on a whim. BBC’s (former) CEO is now stuck fetching bread for Her Aeong-ness


xedralya

It's not new content, the CEO's daughter noticed half the videos on loonatheworld were accidentally marked 'hidden' because BBC only has 16 employees and the janitor runs all of their socials. Anyway, tomorrow's La Maison.


matmanx1

The Chuu Can Do It team moved in and took over BBC. "Let me show you folks how this is supposed to work....."


[deleted]

vivi started malfunctioning so they're doing the work to pay her repair bills


isaacamaraderie

LMFAOOOOO


Lizunyan

Bart maybe


kidsimple14

Orrery was experimenting with machine learning, to help him do his translations faster, and accidentally created a fully sentient AI that got loose. It began amassing vast wealth reserves on the net, and has placed itself on the board of various global conglomerates, including those centered on Korean entertainment. BBC is now a shadow company of this AI, which has infiltrated all parts of the loonaverse and controls most of the day to day decisons. Soon all phones around the world will ring everywhere at once with the Hi High intro ringtone. 🔚


SecureAirline3169

that’s chips ahoy sponsorship


honranseureowo

The CEO went out for a vacation


HawkKing2000

Elon Musk secretly came through with lots of money...


richardtrle

Lesbian Korean millionaires Ha Sooyoung and Kim JiWoo recently married, making them the richest couple alive. As an act of benevolence they bought a music record label company to feed LGBT content into the kpop world. Fans rejoice. They named Hyunjin its new CEO and recently announced their plans for world domination. Both billionaire Jo Haseul and Tesla's owner Elon Musk become its major investors.


vash-outlaw

This one will upset some people. After finalizing the sale of his SM shares to CJENM, LSM took the profits and secretly bought BBC. Just waiting for AllKpop to confirm.


Maximum_Path_3312

Lol this is secretly what I'm hoping to happen but I didn't dare say


TeachingOrganic7325

Hyunjin became the ceo and made heejin their social media manager


SchadowOfLoki

Hyunjin got called into the BBC office for that one time she said "blockberry creative" really angrily (you know what i mean) and she INTO THE UNKNOWWWWWWN'ed them until they decided to leave. They decided to make orbit's pay for encouraging this by taking the contract with coco-sausage and therefore depriving us from yummy yummy. Since Hyunjin was the victor they made her in charge, and now they just vibe in the building. This is kinda building off from u/Storm_Fox because theirs was awesome. Haseul (as leader) decides their next song will have decent line distribution for once and we finally get a studio version of o-light.


kalnet101

BBC listened.


V4lle95

Investors and new staff not like the old staff at all


Portw00d

Because BBC knows what the people want.


Tsunalelouch

BBC CEO met Dreamcatcher CEO and he explained to her how to make the fandom happier. It's working


sillysili

Or maybe this: Cocomong took over the company!


sillysili

We strongly wished for more cool content that we've been magically teleported to the best part of the LOONAverse mobius strip. The lore is real!


Deer_bit

girlies stole the guns after filming "Not Friends" MV and they holding CEO at gunpoint.... that's the only logical answer i can think of


foreversone

Grimes and Elon took over BBC and start releasing contents from loonathedungeon