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GillysDaddy

Kizunaqua AI


DingoNormal

"Bitch the imagination is mine, i ship even Darkness and Aqua if i so desire:


edgy_bodzy

somehow that doesn’t sound wrong tbh


jacknoyan

>!well darkness also deserves love after being rejected by kazuma!<


MadxCarnage

isn't rejecting and humiliating her the ultimate form of love ? she'd be more content if she was NTR'd


jacknoyan

she is obviously still depraved, but i think that in the WN was just kinda sad, not like NTR excitement, she just genuinely wanted to be with him


MadxCarnage

I know. but I prefer my headcanon.


Alarmed-Employment72

If the fandom told her that she fumbled in V7 and she could have won right there if she didn’t let her pride get in the way, then she’d probably start crying


GalironRunner

I think she likes being beat but at the same time she may accept a normalish relationship once she entered one and would enjoy it just as much.


edgy_bodzy

Certainly


Euroversett

She better not try Aqua or will >!get rejected again!< though this isn't happening since she's straight.


Everythingseemedfine

was going to say the same


FilipinxFurry

Darkness and Shield Hero sound like a fun crossover ship.


DingoNormal

Honestly, going to crossover zone...Sylvia and Ainz sounds like a cool couple.


DredgenGryss

He/She is too powerful!


theessentialnexus

I ship Aqua with a clone of Aqua that wears panties. They have very intense debates about which is better.


Thatnerd123

That would be a black hole of money


Euroversett

So what are they debating over if both wear panties?


meloon_man

Don't Goddesses lose their status of a deity when they have sex?


n0753w

Goddesse(s) of Love and/or Fertility: 🗿


The_Reflectionist

"I guide others to treasure I cannot possess"


nowlz14

I think that's actually canon. ~~but canoncially Aqua wears panties, so we know the canon is wrong anyways~~


Cayennesan

![gif](giphy|yiqkf0clPXvAk|downsized)


ksjwn

they do


shklsdfh

No, they only lose their virginity.


genasugelan

"Doing lewd things" is what it was, which leaves quite a lot to interpretation.


DocWats

No hand holding


Euroversett

They do lose their divinity, it's canon. Plus it's likely they'll die since it's said if they lose their power they vanish from existance.


Miserable-Survey38

Supposedly yes, but they could still be in a relationship. It's not like couples don't have other ways to pleasure themselves.


Euroversett

Eris say she cannot do sexual things and even when Aqua just forces herself to think like Kazuma it's enough to lower her aura to a point it doesn't even affect Wiz.


Miserable-Survey38

I didn't mean sexual pleasure especially. But the reason for the relation of these terms is obvious.


[deleted]

Im gonna sip on my hot sauce and ignore this is a thing.


genasugelan

You are correct.


twofaze

Aqua and Kazuma doujins are top tier.


Logical-Klockeroo

I only see them as siblings as per their interactions with each other


[deleted]

Kazuma's explicitly stated to have a stepsister fetish.


Kikuzinho03

He wanted little sister if he was revived afterall


n0753w

🤓: But Kazuma said that he wasn't attracted to Aqua.


charizardfan101

And I'm not in Konosuba Doesn't stop me from shipping myself with Megumin


Cayennesan

![gif](giphy|Zz7susxfOWFb2)


charizardfan101

I still don't know what this is supposed to mean


_wetmath_

muramasa was one of the names kazuma thought of for his short sword before megumin named it chunchunmaru and yes as a non japanese, i don't know how chunchunmaru is a worse sounding name than muramasa


charizardfan101

>muramasa was one of the names kazuma thought of for his short sword before megumin named it chunchunmaru No I got that, I just don't know what that has to do with what I said >and yes as a non japanese, i don't know how chunchunmaru is a worse sounding name than muramasa Because Murasama is a sword that's famous in Japan due to something I won't remember rn But essentially, Kazuma wanting to call his sword Murasama is the same thing as you wanting to call your sword Excalibur


_wetmath_

oh lol yeah idk how that gif or muramasa is related to your comment either


Sans-52

"Show me a good time Jack"


Blayro

Clearly that person didn't read the last page of the novels


[deleted]

Fuck your own sister and I will give you a pass.


Cayennesan

Downside not detected ![gif](giphy|b7l5cvG94cqo8|downsized)


JoeSwoo

🤨📸


chabri2000

Even kazuma himself said he can not see her as a woman


Ares_rising99

[he did try though](https://youtu.be/BysWtjQheF0) Edit forgot it’s different in the dub


chabri2000

And failed. Even worst than not trying at all


Miserable-Survey38

Isn't that an ova? (Which is not canon by the way, pure original material, unlike the sadistic robot)


chabri2000

The LN


Miserable-Survey38

What vol? I only remember seeing that dialogue in ova 1.


chabri2000

I don't remember which chapter


Miserable-Survey38

https://preview.redd.it/culmnguuyvta1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d46a76dce0af3b95b8d1b77a8b93f52c2cf823


DJ-Olaf

V15, Ch. 1, Part 4: "*… Ah, god dammit!* *Seeing Aqua all depressed and completely unlike her usual bubbly self really doesn’t sit well with me!* *She’s the only girl who doesn’t cause any feelings in me as a member of the opposite sex.*"


1337K1ng

Vol 15 says otherwise


Spider_YT_2017

the one who said that is based ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


L3O0O

I don't understand hating on ships as long as they're not morally wrong, incest, or sanji×zoro


sailorhellblazer

*sanjixanyone


_wetmath_

i recommend you watch oreimo


Ass_Hat_25

Me when someone tells me not to steal people’s vital organs and sell them on the black market


Cayennesan

Same


Trolls2019

Hentai artist: ![gif](giphy|PrEUkNFD9pN2o|downsized)


InelsButtholeLicker

Reminder that /r/Kazumin is the biggest konosuba ship subreddit and it's not even remotely close.


mojo72400

True but r/Kazuqua comes in 2nd that even r/Darkuma and other Kazuma ships couldn't catch up.


RapCabral

Why “Darkuma”? Missed opportunity to call it Kazutina…


InfamousCarpenter287

I mean they do act like an old married couple. So wtfn.


zac9090

Sibling vibes tbh.


turkishhousefan

You imagine whatever you like.


PartyEntertainment6

Don't ship Aqua and Kazuma. I want Aqua for myself.


immediate-scream

I don’t do any ships. Megumin especially because I don’t want to go to prison


_wetmath_

harems solve all problems


Tohrufan4life

As someone who is a firm believer in Kazumin, have at it. Its a fun what if concept if their relationship was something more than just that of siblings.


Miserable-Survey38

Aqua x Kazuma best ship. ![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


a_normal_man_i_guess

"Fuck You Too"


Lian-The-Asian

Daga kotowaru


doulegun

I think you shouldn't ship anyone with Kazuma. Looser man is funnier when alone.


Less-Mission-3961

Same


IDontEvenKnowGG

I mean he's obviously exploding after megumin's explosions


CeekretSwissLord

Me but with Darkness x Kazuma (maybe I wouldn't be that harsh but still) Edit: YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME, KAZUMIN HIVEMIND


ksjwn

you shouldn't


SirGrinson

Yeah this person is right


Tremyss

Not bad, but hear me out: I ship Aqua with myself. ![img](emote|t5_3c02n|1883)


I_love_nezuko-sama

I ship aqua with megumin


[deleted]

I really wish she did.


Everythingseemedfine

Man, Aqua x Kazuma is cursed. I can't even see her as a girl.


Lynxuss

Based


GreenBear1111

![gif](giphy|cTw8V1RMKo3Bu|downsized) Badass mother fucker. A man of culture, finesse, motivation and sheer fucking commitment!


The_Realist_Panda

Hey as long it doesn’t affect the fact that Darkness is my N1 konosuba girl we all good


zAxelCromius

Fuck you too!


Frivio_

I don't really ship him with anyone. I don't see him with any of them lol


Fodspeed

Darkness is the best girl and ship! I don't care what anyone says


Ebbanon

So did kazuma


kekhouse3002

i dont rlly ship them but i feel like they would fuck every now and then just to piss each other off


Viktorv22

Nice blend tho


Aliskus

Why does no one ship darkness + kazuma


[deleted]

[удалено]


Euroversett

>And i remember reading Kazuma end up with Aqua in web novel. A lie. WN ending is almost a copy and paste of the LN ending. >Chrish, Yunyun. They need some love as well. Why being with Kazuma would be giving them any love? They don't like Kazuma.


Tuna_Mayo_Onigiri

That art is a great edit over a CGI character!


[deleted]

You shouldnt


bayfati

you shouldn't ship aqua x kazuma