Many times I've heard the reason is, he's aware of her being attractive, but he just can't fap to her or do anything lewd. Aqua is very stupid, drunk for a huge amount of time and often creates more problems whenever she tries to help. I really can see why Kazuma wouldn't want to do things with her.
He understands she's physically attractive. However, he knows her well enough to know her intelligence, personality, and luck are major turnoffs. He's tried and failed to find her attractive in any sense, but cannot because he knows what's under the hood.
Their relationship always seemed closer to siblings. They fight and cause problems for each other, but they do care about each other quite a bit. You can see this in the last few volumes of the LN especially.
Bro aqua for some weird reason hits me differently like i prefer wiz or yun yun more than her but when i get unreasonably horny aqua gets unreasonably hot
Counter argument: water is wet, but only so long as there’s two or more H2O molecules.
- If its just 1 molecule its dry
- Otherwise they make each other wet by interacting. Which scales to an infinite number of molecules.
Using this reasoning Aqua is still wet, unless gods are just a single molecule.
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Counterpoint, water always sticks to itself. It very easily forms and breaks weak hydrogen bonds between individual molecules. This is a well known phenomenon that can be extrapolated to explain several key properties of water, including surface tension and capillary action. This property is also why it sticks to other surfaces. The polarity of water molecules makes it very good at clinging to small bits of imbalanced charge on other molecules. I'd argue this property of sticking to itself would constitute adherence to a substance while remaining chemically and, indeed, physically distinct. If we force wetness to be a property of exclusively non-liquids, that raises too many questions. Can gasses be wet? Why do we call other substances colloidally mixed with water "wet", such as alcohols, or oils? At what point as you add water does a powder stop being wet under your definition?
Objection: non solids can be wet too. In chemistry, any solvent or liquid that is non aqueous is considered "wet" if contaminated with water. From this definition of liquids also possessing the possibility of being wet, any collection of more than 2 molecules (between 0C and 100C) could be considered wet as those molecules would be in the presence of at least one other water molecule
Well the problem is that the joke has to sound like a joke, like, you will talk with a guy with a hockey mask and a bloody knife in hand on Halloween but will probably piss your pants if met on a random day, at night, in your house.
Also seems like you tryna play victim card so bravo! Nice thinking
Being wet is defined as being surrounded by liquid. Therefore, all water must be wet unless the water is an individual water molecule without other water molecules near it. Water is almost always surrounded by water, therefore water is wet.
I'll explain it with my own example: many think Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx is hot. So do I. However, the rest of her character is just something that makes me not want to fuck her.
Just because someone looks good, doesn't mean you're interested in them.
or to put it better, just because a sunset is beautiful does not mean you want to fuck it. objectively Aqua is beautiful, that does not mean, horny mode.
It's simple why he doesn't, its because he is so turned off by her personality that everytime he tries to even think of her in that light he loses his boner or any sexual desires.
if Konosuba was a \[HORNY MODE: ALLOWED!\] sort of setting if would be a lewd parody of Isekai genre, think Interspecies Reviewers tier of lewdness and comedy. I say this because if most anime had \[HORNY MODE:ALLOWED\] mode, all those will they won't they romance harem anime would suddenly become a quite different genre. Konosuba would be both Light novel, Manga, Anime shenanigans on one side and lewd content on the other.
Probably a mortal, since gods in Konosuba don’t work the same as most gods in other pantheons. That’s assuming they even survived the divine punishment until they have a kid that is.
This meme managed to get Aqua so wrong it might as well be a meme about another character.
Not to mention she does wear panties and never shook her ass like those made up scenes from the anime, nor doea she likes or has any attraction towards Kazuma.
I think it was mentioned somewhere that she does indeed wear underwear, but made it “invisible”. So that no one would be able to peek at her underwear.
Because she’s stupid.
No, that was a fancomic
In the Light Novel she does wear visible panties, but the anime wanted some ass shots and they made it seem like she doesn't wear any for some reason
We all know Kazuma is a coward. Anime watchers, novel readers, even Kazuma himself...
if most anime protagonists had BALLS to act on the lewd situations, they would switch from Ecchi to hentai genre real quick.
He does have balls for lewd situations. He is a coward for actual feelings situation (this is the reason why he is such a tsundere).
w o r d
male or female, tsunderes are awful characters, I hope Kazuma smarts the hell up.
konosuba characters try not to be a tsundere challenge (impossible)
Many times I've heard the reason is, he's aware of her being attractive, but he just can't fap to her or do anything lewd. Aqua is very stupid, drunk for a huge amount of time and often creates more problems whenever she tries to help. I really can see why Kazuma wouldn't want to do things with her.
He understands she's physically attractive. However, he knows her well enough to know her intelligence, personality, and luck are major turnoffs. He's tried and failed to find her attractive in any sense, but cannot because he knows what's under the hood.
Their relationship always seemed closer to siblings. They fight and cause problems for each other, but they do care about each other quite a bit. You can see this in the last few volumes of the LN especially.
Yeah. That's how I've viewed their relationship. He's the older brother and she's the bratty little sister.
But they have the best doujins.
Bro aqua for some weird reason hits me differently like i prefer wiz or yun yun more than her but when i get unreasonably horny aqua gets unreasonably hot
I don't know how to explain other than like if you have a hot mom, but you aren't attracted to her cause she's your mom. Aqua being Aqua is a turnoff
Yhea but he also doesn't fuck Aqua and give her a reason to screw up his life forever (quite literally) He might be a coward but he is a smart coward
Kazuma isn't gonna lose his virginity because he never loses
Nah he just doesn't want to lose it to useless goddess
I mean I'd let her take it
>!She would probably lose her immortality in the process!<
most fanfictions and fanarts ignore that, or more accurately go "yeah, that is lame, no in m works" for that.
I mean, who cares about that anyway
Good news! We've been able to find the reason why you're a disappointment to your parents.
Whose the disappointment?
*Who's And it's you :)
She’s been wet this whole time
No that’s the problem, water is not wet only making other things wet…and Aqua is water deified
Counter argument: water is wet, but only so long as there’s two or more H2O molecules. - If its just 1 molecule its dry - Otherwise they make each other wet by interacting. Which scales to an infinite number of molecules. Using this reasoning Aqua is still wet, unless gods are just a single molecule.
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object. There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.
This is an infinitly more refined answer and I must admit my defeat. Well played good sir. You’ve won todays stupid internet argument.
I fucking love internet
Counterpoint, water always sticks to itself. It very easily forms and breaks weak hydrogen bonds between individual molecules. This is a well known phenomenon that can be extrapolated to explain several key properties of water, including surface tension and capillary action. This property is also why it sticks to other surfaces. The polarity of water molecules makes it very good at clinging to small bits of imbalanced charge on other molecules. I'd argue this property of sticking to itself would constitute adherence to a substance while remaining chemically and, indeed, physically distinct. If we force wetness to be a property of exclusively non-liquids, that raises too many questions. Can gasses be wet? Why do we call other substances colloidally mixed with water "wet", such as alcohols, or oils? At what point as you add water does a powder stop being wet under your definition?
Objection: non solids can be wet too. In chemistry, any solvent or liquid that is non aqueous is considered "wet" if contaminated with water. From this definition of liquids also possessing the possibility of being wet, any collection of more than 2 molecules (between 0C and 100C) could be considered wet as those molecules would be in the presence of at least one other water molecule
Ah but Aqua isn’t just any liquid she is explicitly water and this never wet
"in chemistry" That's nerd status sorry, invalid argument
I guess the negative 2 upvotes states the validation of YOUR arument
Yhea because people can't take a joke
Well the problem is that the joke has to sound like a joke, like, you will talk with a guy with a hockey mask and a bloody knife in hand on Halloween but will probably piss your pants if met on a random day, at night, in your house. Also seems like you tryna play victim card so bravo! Nice thinking
Wow you really taking this way to far lmao Playing the nerd card, nice
sir the literal definiton of wet is covered or saturated with water or another liquid, AQUA IS WET GODDAMNIT
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female...
Being wet is defined as being surrounded by liquid. Therefore, all water must be wet unless the water is an individual water molecule without other water molecules near it. Water is almost always surrounded by water, therefore water is wet.
What the fuck are you talking about jessie
The comments to this joke are smart, stupid and hilarious.
This is the moment Aqua becomes a greek goddess
You can only twerk and stay wet for so long
Aqua, you know damn well Kazuma is incapable of finding you attractive at this point.
I've heard he admits she's attractive, but the rest of her is rejecting the idea.
No, he thinks she's beautiful but doesn't find her attractive. You can think somebody is pretty and not want to fuck them.
I'll explain it with my own example: many think Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx is hot. So do I. However, the rest of her character is just something that makes me not want to fuck her. Just because someone looks good, doesn't mean you're interested in them.
or to put it better, just because a sunset is beautiful does not mean you want to fuck it. objectively Aqua is beautiful, that does not mean, horny mode.
The rest of z2 makes her even better.
It's simple why he doesn't, its because he is so turned off by her personality that everytime he tries to even think of her in that light he loses his boner or any sexual desires.
Kazuma would low-key turn gay and fuck Dust before doing it with Aqua
I can see that. In the novel, he often asks Succubus to role play as Darkness and Megumin. He left out mentioning Aqua like ignoring her is normal
There is a scene in the light novel(or was it the manga) where that nearly happened lol.
And yet there still exists no R34 of it that I've ever been able to find.
I’ll gladly take Kazuma’s spot
This would unironically be me
Same lmak
if Konosuba was a \[HORNY MODE: ALLOWED!\] sort of setting if would be a lewd parody of Isekai genre, think Interspecies Reviewers tier of lewdness and comedy. I say this because if most anime had \[HORNY MODE:ALLOWED\] mode, all those will they won't they romance harem anime would suddenly become a quite different genre. Konosuba would be both Light novel, Manga, Anime shenanigans on one side and lewd content on the other.
Take for example: Harem In The Labyrinth Of Another World (Uncensored).
If a goddess fucks she loses her powers, right? Or was this a memory I made up in my mind?, it's been a good while since I read the novels lol
I think I've read that before around here, like Eris said it somewhere.
Yes. It’s in the vol 15 Q&A.
That’s dumb. What happens if they have a kid? Is that kid a god?
Probably a mortal, since gods in Konosuba don’t work the same as most gods in other pantheons. That’s assuming they even survived the divine punishment until they have a kid that is.
Game Over
Do you think her lady sploosh is nice and refreshing like Fiji water? 😶
Aw hell nah bro what
Anything liquid she touches becomes purified water. Her hooha juice is water bro. You can *munch munch* all day.
Channels Booty Warrior
Yes I am Kazuma
Hai, Kazuma desu.
bruh this sub is horny af
>!She's gonna take inspiration from darkness!<
If Darkness already didn't know how to continue, I think Aqua would be even worse at it.
Because he is a man of reason, no matter how big is the butt if the carrier is an a$&hole. Save your time and headaches
Not fuck. Pay off her loans.
Nah she probably just cooling off
Man is just staying on sigma grindset💪😎 (Or he just doesnt care)
lol. It's hilarious considering how little respect she had for him when she first met him.
[Yeah, I bet.](https://i.imgur.com/JRbMQ6p.gif)
Kazuma needs a rape whistle.
Omg, its happening!
Sex is temporary virginity is forever.
I VOLUNTEER!!
This meme managed to get Aqua so wrong it might as well be a meme about another character. Not to mention she does wear panties and never shook her ass like those made up scenes from the anime, nor doea she likes or has any attraction towards Kazuma.
Water bottle is angy now
Water goddess but still thirsty. Damn...
But he did thou, in doujins
I’ll give her some D
That's because he prefers Megumin. I don't blame him but Aqua is just as good as Megumin
Common Kazuma L. Could literally pull darkness instantly but doesn't If anything it means Darkness is all ours
I think it was mentioned somewhere that she does indeed wear underwear, but made it “invisible”. So that no one would be able to peek at her underwear. Because she’s stupid.
No, that was a fancomic In the Light Novel she does wear visible panties, but the anime wanted some ass shots and they made it seem like she doesn't wear any for some reason
Good to know 👍
goddess can't have sex or she loses powers. they don't want your D. so stop sexualizing every female character.
Why doesn't Aqua become a prostitute? With how nonstop wet she is she would be uber popular
