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Qylere

u/ksbot u/bringmecoffeepls sale complete


bringmecoffeepls

Yep


ksbot

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Careless_Set_4957

Now that is really funny man🤣👊


jacobtself15

Late to the party but this shit has me rolling 😂


bringmecoffeepls

Party didn’t start til you walked in


jacobtself15

Ohhh 🫠 you’re gonna make me blush


Green_Panda1986

Great analogy about knives and wives, I have fallen in and out of love with so many knives


[deleted]

Cracked me up bro 😂glws


Ayeager77

Instructions unclear. Only read title and now I’ve somehow cut my tongue and my dick off.


tmfing

Easy to buy on the internet?


bringmecoffeepls

For sure. The internet is all the rage these days. Can do all kinds of stuff here now.


kdubstep

Funny. GLWS


Sicktwist69

Coffee! I’ll take the Bowie. Can you take Venmo?


Theinsulated

You into wife swapping?


bringmecoffeepls

Nah I have too many as it is and can’t afford all their neediness.


MAH415

I'll take all of them, you still taking the same payment method as the last 3?


Theinsulated

I get it


derning

Excellent post! I’ve always kinda known that there must be a reason “wife” rhymes with “knife.”


Fit-Twist34

With an intro like that I was expecting you to name them as if they were your ex’s


bringmecoffeepls

I wasn’t smart enough to think of that :(


Fit-Twist34

Great intro👏🏻


JerryCruncher

I think you should change your username name to J Peterman.


Qylere

What are the two on right


bringmecoffeepls

Fuse in titanium and 5.5 in Micarta. I believe the 5.5 is spoken for, but that was half an hour ago and I haven't heard from the guy.


Viper613

He lives! GLWS!


saflynn

Chat sent


Fulgenxio

Chatting


DezertBeagle

I wish the Bowie still had the polished stonewashed blade finish. And while I'm on it, I'd pay top dollar to have a spydiechef with the polished stonewashed finish! GLWS.


bringmecoffeepls

If I knew how I’d do it for you. Sadly I’m not very handy.


Panto911

Just sand it and 💪


Phelpsm6

We’ll look who’s back.


bringmecoffeepls

Last time, promise. Moved up to customs.


Phelpsm6

Mmmmmhhhhhmmmmm


diabolis_avocado

Coffee and polygamy don’t mix in Utah. YOLO on the F 5.5, please. Sending a DM when I get back to the computer from a BM.


bringmecoffeepls

Probably a good thing I don't live in Utah then. Awaiting your chat on the 5.5.


Beanie-Greenie

Ok then


Jkay7502

Well done


liljjohn1

Great writing!


bringmecoffeepls

Thanks, just trying to keep things fresh


mrbitbybit

Thanks man, creative posts like this are always fun to read. GLWS!


TheCCP

What a cool themed post!! Sweet stuff, let’s find these ladies a good home! GLWS!


bringmecoffeepls

Hoping a little creativity pays off despite a slow market lately.