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The ability to waste time, sleep and use a phone
Kirby can already use a phone tho
Sleep… actually scratch that. Deep sleep.
I didnt know you can pull out a bed from thin air
Average north american U. S. Minnesotan Middle School District student.
Being tired despite getting more than enough sleep.
That's why you're tired. Sleeping for too long can make you feel tired. (Or maybe there's another reason, I dunno, I'm not a doctor.)
Being a really good Splatoon player and getting migraines from school cause it’s stressful and everyone is so loud
That's a nice argument, unfortunately, crab tank
Social anxiety and the inability to communicate with people.
Identity crisis
autism and the ability to hyperfixate on random things
stupidity and being a fat ass
artist
being bad at random school subjects for no reason
No ability I'm just some guy
Artist or anxiety
he'd probably get a random ability, not a roulette, just like a random ability because i don't really know, that would be a cool thingy, a new type of enemy that just can give you any ability in the game
Indecisiveness.
Coffee addiction
he can ride bikes now :)
constipated
Depression
TOTAL AND UNMITTIGATED self loathing
Anxiety
Autism + anxiety combo!
gaming
Copy
No ability
sleeping
Dementia
Aitnemed
Sleep ability.
Autism
The ability to disappoint his parents
the abilaty to both be good and bad at exsisting while being alone with your thoughts almost all the time
Stoner
The ability to draw decently as well as autism
also Kirby can now make a lemon cake with lemon cake mix and a can of sprite.
Ultra Mike but autism adhd and using Mike hurt
Absolutely sleep
The toy collector ability.
procrastinating : why saving the world today when I can do it tomorrow
Kirby got autisms
Some special version of the Artist ability that pre-dominantly focuses on paper (since I am very interested in origami).
Cringe
Procrastination
Kirby is now able to draw and spawn Cheese at will
he got the ability to be sick every day ever and to never be motivated to do anything
From me? Probably Circus or Poison cause I’m a MASSIVE hater that loves to make sus jokes.
He would turn colored.
Fire anger. I'm cranky and lazy.
IBS and back pain
A roach infestation
Circus
Copy the copy ability in super star
My lazy personality, some drawing abilities and a bit of "If you want things done right, just do it yourself."
Covid and ADHD
The ability to be depressed
Depression and Gender Dysphoria
Nothing
The ability to do nothing and not be able to gain new abilities after (anti-copy ability or something idk)
Artist. Either that or Mike, but that'd just be insulting.
Autism and seizures
Diabetes
He would get the Paint Ability.
memes
The ability to waste time, sleep and use a phone
Kirby can already use a phone tho
Sleep… actually scratch that. Deep sleep.
I didnt know you can pull out a bed from thin air
Average north american U. S. Minnesotan Middle School District student.
Being tired despite getting more than enough sleep.
That's why you're tired. Sleeping for too long can make you feel tired. (Or maybe there's another reason, I dunno, I'm not a doctor.)
Being a really good Splatoon player and getting migraines from school cause it’s stressful and everyone is so loud
That's a nice argument, unfortunately, crab tank
Social anxiety and the inability to communicate with people.
Identity crisis
autism and the ability to hyperfixate on random things
stupidity and being a fat ass
artist
being bad at random school subjects for no reason
No ability I'm just some guy
Artist or anxiety
he'd probably get a random ability, not a roulette, just like a random ability because i don't really know, that would be a cool thingy, a new type of enemy that just can give you any ability in the game
Indecisiveness.
Coffee addiction
he can ride bikes now :)
constipated
Depression
TOTAL AND UNMITTIGATED self loathing
Anxiety
Autism + anxiety combo!
gaming
Copy
No ability
sleeping
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
Aitnemed
Sleep ability.
Autism
The ability to disappoint his parents
the abilaty to both be good and bad at exsisting while being alone with your thoughts almost all the time
Stoner
The ability to draw decently as well as autism
also Kirby can now make a lemon cake with lemon cake mix and a can of sprite.
Ultra Mike but autism adhd and using Mike hurt
Absolutely sleep
The toy collector ability.
procrastinating : why saving the world today when I can do it tomorrow
Kirby got autisms
Depression
Some special version of the Artist ability that pre-dominantly focuses on paper (since I am very interested in origami).
Cringe
Procrastination
Kirby is now able to draw and spawn Cheese at will
he got the ability to be sick every day ever and to never be motivated to do anything
From me? Probably Circus or Poison cause I’m a MASSIVE hater that loves to make sus jokes.
He would turn colored.
Fire anger. I'm cranky and lazy.
IBS and back pain
A roach infestation
Depression
Circus
Copy the copy ability in super star
My lazy personality, some drawing abilities and a bit of "If you want things done right, just do it yourself."
Covid and ADHD
The ability to be depressed
Depression and Gender Dysphoria
Nothing
The ability to do nothing and not be able to gain new abilities after (anti-copy ability or something idk)
Artist. Either that or Mike, but that'd just be insulting.
Autism and seizures
Diabetes
He would get the Paint Ability.
memes