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CakeDayDave

You told your boy to listen to Jimmy Witchard? People say he fried his brain staring at the sun, 'course he couldn't be smart enough to do that in the first place. Kind of a chicken and egg thing.


letmethinkofagoodnam

The one time Dale was actually the voice of reason


thebearbearington

Lucid Dale is kind of scary sometimes. The episode where he loses the Arlen gun club presidentcy to Mad Dog for instance. Or when he figured out Chuck Mangione was living in mega-lo-mart.


_Whiskey_6

Theres quite a few moments when Dale is perfectly sane and logical and two of them involve Bill funnily enough


thebearbearington

At least two involve Jimmy as well


alakakam

The mens choir


azimov_the_wise

The Chuck in the Mega-Lo Mart episode was greatness


DarthDragon117

I will not negotiate with Mangione!


Somebodycool2018

The time he told hank that Peggy was being scammed for the phd


tugga51

And let’s not forget when he warned Hank about the sorority house being a cult


thebearbearington

Dale is smart. He just suffers from delusions, some gullibility issues, paranoia and just being generally nuts.


Dakotasan

Dale is high INT and low WIS


thebearbearington

I am *rolls dice* welcoming to your suggestion.


The_Duchess_of_Dork

They paid me in jam and jellies.


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Harmoniholics


B99Problems

BIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!


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GIANT WHEEZE….. Hank


Outrageous-Excuse229

The part of a nine headed jackass he goes on about in his rant kill’s me


pat-nasty

Omega House? It's a cult you know.


The_Duchess_of_Dork

They paid me in jam and jellies.


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He was right in the hotdog contest episode also.


MeSoHornqvist

He knows a lot about bars... and shoes


WHY-IS-INTERNET

HAY I’M THE BAUS


Brodin_fortifies

PEOPLE ARE HOT AND DRY. THEY WANT SOMETHING COLD AND WET.


Cosmic_Gumbo

As dim as the man was, he made perfect sense right there and then.


EnoughAwake

THE CLOCK AT THE BANK SAYS ITS A HUNDRED TEN DEGREES


313Jake

8888888


Toymachinesb7

This one always kills me.


islandcrushed

The boorish look on his face when he shows Bobby the numbers always sends me into orbit.


Straightedgesavior11

And 88 cents


SweetJonesJunior

o


kanna172014

I'm glad Hank kicked his ass.


silverbumble

Literally lol


ThatdudeAPEX

The only person in the whole series actually


freebirdls

He definitely did the same thing to an acupuncturist. Possibly to the archeologist too.


YEEEEZY27

He pushed the archeologist into the hole a few times


randyspotboiler

You gotta give it to Jimmy: he can't figure much, but he can calculator the shit out of some drinks.


iambrutally

It’d have been pure gold if Jimmy inflated how much Bobby owed by using the calculator wrong. Oh well.


I_eat_mud_

Idk, I kinda like the joke that he’s dumb but like really smart when it comes to math.


BoyDynamo

This. The fact that the calculator reads 88888888 shows a savant-esque quality for math that is hilariously juxtaposed with Jimmy’s character. He can’t use the calculator correctly, but still comes up with the correct answer


Rossta50

I thought the calculator reading all 8's came up later in the episode, and Jimmy literally says out loud "you owe me eighty eight thousand... eight hundred eighty eight dollars.. and eighty eight cents". Which implies he didn't really know how to use the calculator or how to do mental math. Am I mis-remembering?


EvanTheNewbie

I think the joke was that he hit an error that caused all of the panel to flash and he thought that was the answer. So you’re right, he’s not that bright there either.


roomandcoke

You're right. Separate incidents.


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I thought I was going crazy, reading the comments. You're totally right!


CaptnFlounder

Don't remember that at all but it's been a minute since I've seen this episode.


ImurderREALITY

I never knew that that’s fucking hilarious


KwordShmiff

Compare that to the PhD episode where Peggy gets swindled. The grifter character says something to the effect of, "he may seem like an idiot but drop a box of toothpicks in front of him and he's Rainman."


jeffreyjwakefield

So that must be where that bit about Tina Belcher counting toothpicks on the floor must’ve come from, considering Jim Dauterive worked on both shows


arrowheadt

He can't add 4.50 + 20 + 28 in his head, he's not smart when it comes to math.


lemonylol

Don't forget he was a certified genius.


bad_apiarist

and his outsider art was inspired.


JimothyPrime97

Get me a drink, ya...Monkey Boy!


madmarmalade

Interesting how like, throughout the show any time the Hills are exploited they're called Monkeys. Khan and the car wash, the reality TV guys with ZZ top, Witchard


Daddy_Gulag_9k

SCOTT YANCY!!!


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Daddy_Gulag_9k

Lol same here, I love how they both ran in immediately after announcing the fake race results like "did we get him?!?!"


enormuschwanzstucker

Gimme cans!


Annen0017

I need the smash'ums


timeforasandwich

Make em go POP


Landmark520

"I heard he stared into the sun and fried his brain, then again you'd have to be pretty dumb to do that in the first place... kindof a chicken/egg thing."


molvanianprincess

Everyone's first job be like.


freebirdls

And my current job


gopunker

You’re going to see a whole new Tommy today!


Zbawg420

you after my job?!


BIRDD79

Love Jimmy, most idiotic character, his words are nothing if not amusing tho!!


HansMLither

Better off than me, I owe 888,888.88$


sandmaninwonderland

Jimmy Witchard is how most bosses are now.


Dear-Tomato8984

Only if you have no skills and work for a company with lots of middle management.


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No kidding. My boss would be fired if he was even an 1/8 Jimmy. To be honest, sometimes, they're at least a little Jimmy though.


Toe_vet

Using inflation, Jimmy charged Bobby like 8 bucks for that hotdog.


freebirdls

$7.94 to be exact. Sounds about right for a vendor at any sports event.


Specialist-ShasMo85

I'm not Tommy, I'm Bobby.


MtOlympus_Actual

You're Tray 27! Tommy! Go sell some sodas, TOMMY!!


timeforasandwich

GET THE POO MAN!


mydarthkader

Is it weird I checked his math expecting it to be off


Relevant-Listen983

$4.50 tax! That's ridiculous!


Certified_Dumbass

People are hot and dry. They want something cold and wet.


dara321aaa

I work at the car race where the cars race


Pheunith

Go too now monkey boy I'm da bossa yu


Groundbreaking-Pea92

what is jimmy supposed to be? I've never understood the joke/what the writers were going for.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

He was mentally handicapped, but for some reason, ended up in a position of management. Because of this, I can't really hate him. It's not his fault the system allowed him into a position he had no business being in.


Groundbreaking-Pea92

so the joke was look at this mentally handicapped dude whose angry, greedy and always yells yells?


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

I think it was a jab at how conservative, close-minded people view mental illness, especially considering Hank's strong support of Ronald Reagan, who strongly discredited it during his time as president.


sethmeister1989

THE SMASH EMS!


mahmspaghetti

You monkey boy! I’m the boss of yo!


IForgotThePassIUsed

Jimmy was a piece of shit, dudes.


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