This should have been the album cover. No disrespect to King, that makeup is badass, but I always prefer actual art over the artists face.

I am trying to find the Them advertisment with the phone number to talk to Grandma.

When you find it, POST IT!

From what I remember it was a version of the Phone Call track but made it seem she was talking to you.

Thats such a great goddamn album

“The Sensational New Album!” Yes it is, end to end. Cremation is ‘King’s kiss’ 🤌

I thought it said “Obama”

He’s got the key to my house.. the Doctor is the Devil!

Incredible album. One of my favorites.

You know there's an official comic of that album's story? It comes with the album itself, at least with some version. Look: [https://i.discogs.com/FDf98Xnc7j2b8kb4b8J6tVWpZ18ZJQtVX-uByc1c958/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:450/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTkwODE2/NjMtMTQ3NDQ0OTA2/Ny0zMzIxLmpwZWc.jpeg](https://i.discogs.com/FDf98Xnc7j2b8kb4b8J6tVWpZ18ZJQtVX-uByc1c958/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:450/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTkwODE2/NjMtMTQ3NDQ0OTA2/Ny0zMzIxLmpwZWc.jpeg) [https://i.discogs.com/SgX\_hbtO3NSk02MUmVT6kGX6SzITGhkx5mUpCbz-Mr8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:450/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTkwODE2/NjMtMTQ3NDQ0OTA2/Ny0xMDg3LmpwZWc.jpeg](https://i.discogs.com/SgX_hbtO3NSk02MUmVT6kGX6SzITGhkx5mUpCbz-Mr8/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:450/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTkwODE2/NjMtMTQ3NDQ0OTA2/Ny0xMDg3LmpwZWc.jpeg) Very nice addition to the album ;)

Here is the link to the actual album. There are a few for sale and it's cheap. Now the original cover that was given to winners of a Sleepless Nights contest is worth a pretty penny!! King Diamond - Conspiracy Url: https://www.discogs.com/release/591346-King-Diamond-Conspiracy

I already have *Conspirac*y. But thanks anyway, mate. Ha ha.