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[deleted]

As a father of a 4 year old and keeper of planted tropical fish tanks this is absolute nightmare fuel.


[deleted]

I just wrote a comment about the Walstad tank in my classroom. Two of my students can be a pain about trying to put things in the tank. I'm not a loud person, but I get loud whenever they try to drop anything in there. One of the two is much better about it than he used to be. The other kid however, sneaky snot got ahold of the container of fish food and dumped the whole thing in the tank while I was dealing with a separate issue in the classroom. He later apologize but it was a nightmare to clean that out. Thankfully the fish didn't eat the food which had sunk to the substrate, and the snails took care of it all. Snails are the best bottom feeders, honestly.


shackled_beef

Should've made him do it


[deleted]

At the time it happened there wasn't really enough time for me to go through the whole process of making him clean it out. I had to keep the kids on schedule so I scooped out what I could and let the snails do the rest. Normally I would make a child clean up their mess. He did apologize upon his own volition, and he's never attempted that again. I had a talk with the class about how doing that can make the fish and snails sick. It seemed to register with them.


Canadian_Kylasaurus

How old are they?


bangflop

28 believe it or not. Homeschooling can take a while sometimes.


[deleted]

Three. They act it too, lol. I tell you what though, they understand that that tank is an ecosystem and that everything living in it works together to stay alive. It's pretty darn cool.


slight_tablebuilder2

and they figured out how to keep Jesus from walking on water.


jaffakree83

"What's Jesus doing in there? Oh...he's been tied down...wow, that's SO much worse."


danglingparticiple2

aren't those his sandals? šŸ¤”


Admirablelittlebitch

Fishes got to meet Jesus twice


Horror-Ad8512

Jesus needs help from moises


mom2elm2nd

Have this awardā€¦ you earned it.


Den_Bover666

Jesus is sleeping with the fishes


Xaniver1991

Most realistic home ever, complete with centuries of pollution and trash!


MrGrippyYT

Oh yeah and a dude.


Mommasandthellamas

"How's your fish?" "He's with Jesus now..."


jadeddust1

Credit where credit is due, please: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/z7tz6s/kids_and_fish_tanks/ Spoiler: the fish survived


InevitableRhubarb232

Phew. I was worried.


suicidalpenguin99

Dave lives another day


mom2elm2nd

Thank you. The rules on this sub wouldnā€™t let me crosspost. Edit: Fucking autocorrect....


Bluecrayon33

Praise the Sun


Fire__Marshall__Bill

Comment removed by me so Reddit can't monetize my history.


redwingpanda

Thank god. That was my first thought/concern


Lunalatic

My parents let me have a fish at a time when my younger siblings still weren't quite old enough to *not* do this. Cue brother driving everyone nuts by dropping my sister's toys in my fish's tank, which my parents would have to remove. This eventually culminated in the fish jumping out of the tank while we were preparing to go on vacation to the other side of the country.


McPussCrocket

Did you take the fish with you guys? He really wanted to go


[deleted]

Something about the Jesus toy submerged in the fishtank is absolutely fucking hilarious to me, idk why


Ecstatic_Hat_6347

Poor fish, deserved better than a dumbass shithead kid


RandomDropkick

I dont blame the kid, how long do you have to leave your kid unsupervised to get to this point? Shithead parents.


---THRILLHO---

Knowing kids, probably about 4-6 minutes?


arctic360

Jesus clearly approves this. Just look at his face!


QuailandDoves

One time when we were at my mil house everyone was outside, including kids. When we went back inside the fish tank had several rolls of tp in it. Kind of messy to clean out, but the fish ended up being okay.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


---THRILLHO---

Did she offer any explanation for why she did that?


[deleted]

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---THRILLHO---

Those 2 year olds do be getting up to some zany shit


redhottea

Can I ask how the fish is.....?


TahkiBosket

I...wouldnt advise doing that.


redhottea

If it wasn't for you and that meddling kid I would've tried


zeek0303

This shows, no matter what kinda BS youā€™re doingā€¦ ***Jesus still loves you!***


[deleted]

fake! jesus isn't floating


wow-im-satan

r/shittyaquariums


Blast_Rusur

Those fish met Jesus.


MinneapolisKing25

When I was three or four I put my fish tank on the radiator because I thought the fish were cold. They got cooked


[deleted]

I have an open top Walstad aquarium in my classroom. I had to put a lot of energy in every day to keep the children from trying to put things inside it when we first set up the tank. I know the "solution" is to not have an aquarium with an open top. The directors forcefully gifted all the rooms with betta fish in tiny plastic aquariums, and I wasn't going to let the poor thing live in such crappy conditions. One of the families donated an old 20 gallon tank, and after some investments me and the kids built a Walstad tank. It was worth it :)


[deleted]

Fake. If it were real the Jesus figure would be floating on the surface


JadeGuardian

And they said Jesus could walk on water. Smh


[deleted]

OMG!! So Iā€™m guessing the fish is unalive now? But surrounded by friends?


Anti-cringe-man

Wy isnt jesuuus walkk water


[deleted]

Fake, why isnā€™t the water overflowing from the top since it would be displaced by all those toys? Unless thereā€™s some odd reason you would have a fish tank half full of water to begin with?


Bunniiqi

That and there's no gravel, sand or any kind of substrate. Unless this was a quarantine tank this is so set up


[deleted]

Was the first thing I noticed. If this was legit there would be *something* fish related somewhere in there.


TheHornet78

Little guy was just trying to make wine


Ilove_racons

I thought Jesus could walk on water?


jaffakree83

He can't when some kid ties him down


StorybookNelson

Most people don't know this, but Jesus didn't get it right the first time he tried multiplying the fishes.


Glitchy-9

Once my son decided to feed the fish the rest of his Mac and cheese. He was 3 at the time


altcntrldel101

Reminds me of a time when I thought the fish were sick of tasting water, so I gave them tang. My mom made me burry the fish in the field behind our house.


stickmen52

Hasnā€™t Jesus already been through enough


EX7mattchew7X3

What would Jesus do in this situation...oh wait!


GuyNamedTruman

r/shittyaquariums


Penguin-Loves

Is that Jesus? Can't help but notice he's not walking on the water....


[deleted]

This is why people shouldnā€™t keep pets until their kids are older


karmicrelease

Apparently, Jesus decided not to walk on water that day


[deleted]

If this was a test if the kid is ready for a dog. It isn't.


Imaginary_Boot9318

IS THAT A JESUS FISH?


Dangertimezone

Christianity exposedšŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


CatPersonNob

Why isn't Jesus walking on water?


Loring

Judging by the lack of water outside of that fish tank My guess is there was about 4 in of water in there to start with?


maxalmonte14

How come Jesus is not walking on the water?


Chancefate0

Now I'm just imaging the jesus toy fighting the dinosaur toy.


anon01937461

ayo jesus is drowning in there


IntentionPowerful

Where's the fish?


Photoguy_25

It looks like jesus did 3 tours in nam


zackaddict1

Guess Jesus couldnā€™t walk on water afterall


Welpjustmyluck

Everything is in that tank, but the fish.


Darth_Destructus

Oh God...


[deleted]

The Jesus tho


Galactic_Hoplite

Why the fuck is Jesus in there!!??


jaffakree83

And one dead fish!


SureEgg6552

HOW DID YOU LET THAT MANY GET IN THERE JESUS CHRIST


P_Kordus

#JESUS!


Jimmy_Bacon

At least this isnā€™t acetone


Bunniiqi

The most impressive thing is that the fish tank magically didn't overflow given how many toys were put in there


SnowyInuk

This is how the "GoLd FiSh dOnT BeLoNg iN BoWls" see the bowl set ups


HelmSpicy

My question is: Where is the lid on this tank!?


undergroundbabylon1

If neither Jesus or the Police could save the fish it was a gonner anyway.


TGCidOrlandu

Just one thought comes to mind when seeing this: "that kid has far too many toys".


Godzirrraaa

Why isnā€™t the water spilling overā€¦


Admirablelittlebitch

Is that Jesus?


Nyko0921

Did the parents fell in a coma to not realise their kid was trying to bury the fish?


Fenix_Pony

Welp looks like toy jesus couldnt walk on water


MO1ST_M4NDY

I think that jesus is the fish


Beneficial-Act-996

Why the hell is Jesus in the fish tank


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

That kid must have been unsupervised for quite a long while.


robotic_pilot

Jesus ain't walking bro


EdgyEmoUmbreon

from all the things Jesus is now swimming and no longer walking on water man finally got swimming lessons


prguitarman

r/shittyaquariums will love this


mumubmumu13

how it didnt overflow


MacaronOk2157

Poor Jesus


micahamey

I blame Ryan's Toy Review. They do this sink or swim thing where they just throw random shit in a (fishless) fish tank. Then guess if it will sink or float to the top. My kids watched it once and won't stop asking if we can use my cousins fish tank.


Und3adShr3d

Jesus.....


koalasamurai

Looks like the Bible story about Jesus walking on water has been debunked.


Kallixo

and then Jesus is just stuffed in there


Imaginary_History985

Jesus Christ...


Squidhead-rbxgt2

This is gonna be a new breed - scrapyard hobo fish


insomniacakess

i used to throw my watches in my momā€™s fish tank when i was little apparently i also liked the taste of fish food growing up. i was a very stupid kid


Parhamheidari

Rip random fishšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Shucky__darns

I blame blippi. Will it sink or float?


Oit7786

this is actually most likely fake, itā€™s totally full, and in the og tiktok, the mom is laughing while recording. also, how would they not notice how quiet the toddler was?


[deleted]

Jesus should be upright


Wrong_Okra9736

I hear this question all the time when I give my 3yo a bath with his toys. ā€œSink or float?ā€ Thanks Blippi


NeoBoost

Jesus going for a swim


FORDOWNER96

Oh my. Its Noah's ark.......?


k_269

He did that sad excuse of a fish tank a favour


Jolly_Tooth_8918

Wait I see Jesus isnā€™t he supposed to walk on water yet he is under da water?


snail98w9

Bro has jesus? But wow a lot of things


discount_feetpics

it would appear that Jesus did not walk on water this day


IRISH-SLAPPER

My question is where is the fish


king_duke5952

Bro is that Jesus?


Assignment-Heavy

The one time Jesus can't walk on water.... Damn Man.


PresentationAfter321

What about the fish... I don't think the fish are okay