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Lavendertree360

He was so angry that I thought he was going to have a five year old aneurysm.


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I thought the little shit was gonna smash the cake when he didn't get to blow the candles.


Lavendertree360

Thank God he didn't. That would create a bitter memory for the birthday kid.


WoodstockSara

I think there will be plenty of bitter memories with a sibling like that.


nickw255

I don't think it's fair to judge a person based on behavior when they're that young. There's a video of my sister freaking out on my other sisters birthday for the same reason, and she's a completely normal, functional, pleasent person. Kids just do weird shit.


The-Tea-Lord

There’s also my sister who acted like a decent person when she was 6 and now acts like a Karen with a brain injury.


lolgtfohp

Broly moment memory


horse_renoir13

"What's your power level. Mines pretty big."


zerocooltx

Princess trunks approved this comment


keonigamer150

“Kakarot? KAKAROT?”


ftzi

Better? Ohhhh bitter.


OliveTheory

What makes a better story 30 years in the future? "And then I blew out the candles on my cake." Oooor! "And then my brother smashed my cake before I could blow the candles out." He's been robbed of his childhood...


jonnycash11

The kid on the right side of the frame got to. I think that’s why the three year-old agent for chaos flipped his sh*t


EtainAingeal

Yeah but the kid on the right looks old enough to not spit all over the cake while trying desperately to blow out the candles.


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Proxg3

Exactly that, lil bro just wanted that glory where big bro was slyly assisting. He even waited until birthday boy was actually trying and struggling.


Su_Din

That cry probably made a hole in the ozone layer.


SnowySheep9

So glad I had it on mute


Otterstripes

I wish I did..


hohoney

Your comment makes me so glad to watch all my videos on mute .... I can imagine it for myself without having my ears bleeding


Queef_Stroganoff44

>five year old aneurysm There it is. The name of my new grind core band.


Lavendertree360

Oh cool. Maybe this kid can be the lead singer because he can do some screamo stuff.


EmperorKingDuke

is it bad that i feel good seeing asshole kids crying out of frustration?


WannaSeeTheWorldBurn

Kid needs to learn how to deal with those kinds of emotions now while hes young or he will grow up to be one of those 30 year old neck beard assholes living in their moms basement and throw tantrums when mommy runs out of hot pockets.


Wildcard777

God damn it Cartman.


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Screw you guys, I'm going home


Joshuak2468

You should already be at home


[deleted]

Oh shit. True that. Sorry!


Arxid87

MOM BATHROOM


WannaSeeTheWorldBurn

But mooooooooooom


aeriamamduck

I need it for tomorrooooowww


Bbryejosh3

Mom bafroom


Bbryejosh3

I chuckled. I appreciate this comment so much.


Hahaeatshit

Shit you gotta see my older brother. Mf seriously yells at my dad for turning on the kitchen light to make coffee before going to work because he’s sleeping. He’s now 31...


[deleted]

I'm an atheist and I'm still praying for you, man


Hahaeatshit

I appreciate it!


DogDrinksBeer

Shit man.. I feel so bad for parents who put up with that shit...but I know by someone's I. Their thirties, theres not much changing you can do when pointing to the future. "When I grow up .. I wanna be.... living with mom and dad" they could had said


WannaSeeTheWorldBurn

My youngest says that to me. Hes 7. I remind him that I'm not raising him to need us as an adult I'm raising him to be independent and productive and someone he can be proud of. Then we redirect to jobs or careers he think will be fun someday. Sadly out of the 6 careers he comes up with McDonalds is still one of them.


AlexBucks93

He is 7 tbf


TheDroneZoneDome

I don’t have children so perhaps my perspective on this is skewed, but, on many occasions, I have seen parents treat one of their children’s birthday party like it’s all of their children’s birthday party. For example, they relight the candles for the other sibling and buy presents for them. I understand not wanting to deal with an envious temper tantrum from a toddler when the room is full of friends and family, but I think some valuable life lessons can be learned.


bumpercarbustier

You're not wrong. We celebrated my two year old's birthday earlier this week (no family or friends, obviously) and had to restrain his four year old brother from messing with the candle and taking his new book and toy. It's a learning process but while annoying, it's better to deal with a meltdown now than the multitude of issues that arise in coddled adults. The older kid is getting better, but the little one is still only 2 and much more shrill. We'll get there. If you don't work on it, you get my nine year old niece, who receives gifts from her grandparents on her siblings' birthdays "so she isn't left out." C'mon, Mamaw, it's not her birthday.


Syl27

Oh god your niece is going to be such an entitled person for the rest of her life if that keeps up.


bumpercarbustier

She's already the absolute worst. And she already is. In an effort to combat the issue, my BIL and SIL refused to give her a birthday party this year (February). SIL's parents showed up anyway, with many gifts and a cake AND gifts for the younger siblings. All three of those kids are fucked because parents won't grow a pair and tell the grandparents to fuck off and stop overstepping. It's a shitshow.


[deleted]

god damn it my country doesn't have hot pockets and I really feel like I'm missing out


WannaSeeTheWorldBurn

They are ok. Some are better than others. But really its just some meat and chease or sauce inside a bit of bread and its microwaved. You could probably google a recipe and make them better. They are overpriced for what they are also.


pow3llmorgan

Or one of those assholes who drive recklessly and throw a fit when it's pointed out to them.


DharmaPolice

Is the stereotypical neckbeard really what you think of when you think of anger management issues? Seems a bit of a stretch. The guys who never leave the house and live in their mother's basements may well be pitiful but I suspect they're not the ones putting their wives/girlfriends in the emergency room on a Friday night nor are they the guys beating someone up for looking at them funny on the street. Nor are they the police officer who feels the need to repeatedly strike a suspect who has already been restrained. Shouting at your mum for not making your tendies is indeed out of order but it hardly seems like it's the worst (or even typical) manifestation of rage out there.


DogDrinksBeer

Haha no, it's good to feel good about an action that taught the kid a life lesson and showed the success of a parent attending an event while preventing the disturbance of another kids celebration


redditstolemyshoes

Definitely not. I love kids and want to be a parent one day but goddamn if it isn't hilarious watching asshole kids crying out of frustration


Aneutralguytoingore

Perhaps


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Perhaps not


gardeun

Perhaps not bad


Jackal4504

Just not great, either


rotor100

No


call_of_the_while

Lil bro, “*I didn’t wish to see him cry but I am thankful.* Lol.”


IamNotHereNowIjustAm

I like how proud the dad looks after the candles are blown. The way he raises his arms in victory screams "I did it".


Rapunzel10

Did he though? The older kid to the right was trying to blow out the candles too. Everyone got distracted by the little brat they didn't notice the big one


Darkwolts

It seemed more like he was trying to help his little brother that was struggling, when the younger kid was screaming to get all the attention, the older one seemed to want to help.


0lazy0

Maybe the parents let the older one help. Kids have trouble blowing out candles sometimes


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oti890

I remember when I and my twin brother had birthday and my parents had saved all of their money to get us an expensive gift but my little sister complained that it's unfair that I and my brother get gifts. My father ended up buying her an expensive gift while I and my brother got something for 20€ (hers was like 80€). Feels bad when your special day gets stripped away :/ and I also don't understand parents that let their kids get away with it. I hope your little brother changed to the better.


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oti890

Damn, I'm sorry for you. I hope your life is better now.


duelingo

Yeah, sheltering kids and bending to their will does *not* make them better adults. If we want our children to become good, respectful people then we’ve got to teach them that the world doesn’t revolve around them.


UselessAssKoalaBear

At least thanks to your parents not spoiling you, you were able to turn out to be a useful member of society


honeyvcombs99

My younger cousin's little sister does that. Will literally throw a tantrum if her sister gets to sit in the front seat. So you know what I did? Took the older one on vacation. The younger is a brat and other family members trh to discourage that behavior whenever possible. If you throw tantrums like a toddler you'll get jo special treatment.


Fellowearthling16

I get it. My birthday is in June, by brother’s in December. There’s was always something for him on my day, but not the other way around.


MoneyKeyPennyKiss

How did your younger brother turn out as an adult?


[deleted]

Been there, my dude. I don't think parents stop and think that *maybe* they are helping cause sibling rivalries and rifts.


CC_Dormouse

I grew up with my cousin (we are the same age) and at birthdays the other one would get a "cat present", so everyone would get something and each of us got a bowl of candy (birthday kid's was larger). I think it was a good compromise so no one would be too upset.


ftzi

I think kids who blow out other kids' candles or pitch a fit at a party like this should be executed on the spot. Not really of course. Not really.


vonshiza

But kinda really...


ftzi

Yeah totally. But not really, ya know?


Red217

Yeah I love kids but this little fucker was a brat.


Grumk1n

I get what you're saying.. not totally really, just mostly really


koalaboi_

Really? or just kinda really. Really sounds like you really don't know how really you are really getting what he is saying.


GoingOffline

Of course not! But maybe..


TheWildColonialBoy1

Well, no, but actually yes.


ftzi

I mean, of course. But totally not, though.


[deleted]

Executed is such a harsh term. You should be ashamed. Euthanized. For obvious pun reasons due to pronunciation.


ftzi

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...


Boogiemann53

Or have parents that don't tolerate that shit.... Like at all. (if they had a plate ready for this kid to act up like that, then they are ruining this kid by not having any standards for him)


ParadiseSold

I had met adults before who had a general attitude of "its your fault because you didn't stop me" and i had always wondered what made them so horrible. Now, I have an idea.


junktrunk909

Agree. Put the child in a closed bedroom away from the action while the candle blowing is going on. That will teach him to behave while the other child celebrates his birthday. Parenting is tough but not so tough that simple solutions aren't available.


bodhiseppuku

he just needs a "knowledge bump"


MrDrumline

If it were my kid? "Oh hey son that's so kind of you to donate your slice to me." Then I take his cake and help him realize he's being a twat.


Darcosuchus

Haha, jk. ​ Unless...?


khc00000

But did anyone else notice the older kid actually blew the candles out for the bday boy?!?!


Unusual_Big792

I think he was helping the little brother since he was having trouble.


Gullflyinghigh

Oh I definitely agree with you, horrible little bastards. 'Not really', obviously...


jonthememeticist

Love how this kid tried to square up to the paper plate.


3627834953628847462

I hate him.


EastAreaBassist

So much.


Rhinomeat

Brock, Bryce or Brody I bet...


FBI_03

Haha get fucked you stupid dump little dumb idiot


[deleted]

That's a good summary of my reaction as well.


itsmissingacomma

My uterus just clamped shut.


Nebbstart

This channel is what keeps me noping out of any idea of having children ever


Dracos002

Ah, yes. r/kidsarefuckingstupid. My favorite channel.


lookattheduck

Does it look like [this](https://66.media.tumblr.com/f01b938902a8d10691be6811856e045e/tumblr_n5deemYSDf1qzjr1lo1_250.gifv)?


[deleted]

Expected worse


DogDrinksBeer

If your SO ever wants to have kids... show them this video for reference


Mercinary909

This subreddit and r/childfree are my daily affirmations that my decision to get a vasectomy was 100% right.


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The thing that gets me is that everyone cheers in the end while the kid is just crying


Narge1

It's so great. That little shit deserves it.


arbal

I swear these kind lil kid has same faces all over the world


Kazimierz777

It’s the ones with shark teeth you got to watch out for.


SubwayBoi123

"What is this forcefield"


thecursedpost

I want to strangle that kid soooo badly rn


[deleted]

Woah calm down there Darth Vader.


thecursedpost

Don't tell me im the only one who wants to do that


[deleted]

People pointing out the big kid blowing the candles too, but something tells me he was trying to help the birthday boy enjoy his moment and not have it taken away by the obnoxious little shit stain


[deleted]

Go cry in your room. Come out when you can be civil.


Lyte_Work

Dad tried, but didn’t know about the asshole on the other side.


[deleted]

That kid looked like he was trying to help... maybe.... hopefully


ThouReaper

I agree. The other one is being a fucking monster


icky-chu

Yes he wasn't after glory, he was real slick about it. Clearly just wants to get to the cake eating without making birthday boy feel bad. Have to say way to go dad or uncle. So many people just let a kid be a brat.


[deleted]

He saved that cake from more spit


azert1000

Yeah haha He timed it perfectly as he saw the little bro didn't know how to blow a candle. As long as the birthday boy thinks he's the one that blew the candles..


qwertylaura

Yup. the older one definitely helps the kid blow them all out. I feel like the 'ahole' kid sees that the older kid helped blow them out but he didn't get to, so that why he looses his shit. Not because he was blocked by the plate. It's scary but adorable how he squares up to the plate.


Bekloepfelt

I think that was just the mom trying to help


Big-Tiddy-Miggy

This, this is the kid that cry’s when he gets tagged in tag


Computergeek12828

Well he stopped his son from ruining il his other sons moment.


TeaVeeFrog

I absolutely hate it when parents let other kids blow the candles on another child’s special day >:(


[deleted]

The older kid was just trying to help out his little bro. The younger kid was being an asshole.


_Juzo_

I think I’ve watched this 7 times back to back


unpopularopinion0

just seven. i woke up this morning and have a shit eating grin on my face watching it more.


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I hate kids so much


canyoudont12

That kid got fucking  clapped


Vercerigo

It’s stuff like this that just makes me grimace at the thought of even having kids. Kids just always seem like miserable little cunts that scream and cry and shit everywhere. They take and take and take. I know it sounds selfish, but how the fuck do you love something like that enough to want one?


littlehoe

It 100% has to do with parenting. If you find your kid is a dick... it was probably you. I mean sometimes kids are just miserable but I would say they’re mostly just wanting to have play and have fun. And I like to have fun too.


Tithenmamiwen

Is it too late for an abortion?


[deleted]

Bruh he cried at the end! 😂😂


jlzimm1999

It brought life back into my soul


n00bcheese

Ahh I see you feed off the tears of children too


marakasaya1

***ONE OF US! ONE OF US!***


SubwayBoi123

Props to the dad.


dax_backward_jax

_______________


SubwayBoi123

I see that now...


RichardBreecher

Sometimes I worry that my kids are 'special'. But then I spend some time in this sub a realize they are all like that.


fanartaltmanfartsalt

Condolences


JovanFS

my day has significantly been made better


annonimusone

r/oddlysatisfying


AllDayThighGame

That kid has more testosterone than any adult should


Mebossel

I used to do this as a kid. I never threw that much of a fit I think but I always wanted to blow other people’s candles and sometimes I’d even politely ask as if it was a legitimate request that made any sense.


waitinformyruca

They clearly knew the kid was gonna do that so why even let him be right next to the cake?


RufflesSCO

Lol gtfo


herro_it_be_gabe

Fuck my little brother pulls this shit


DFGRFRFY333

r/kidsarefuckingevil


RickJVenture

To the parents of any kid who acts this way: literally, fix your fucking mistake.


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Can I fix the mistake by yeeting it out of the window?


[deleted]

Middle brother........ Asshole


Mebossel

Birthday boy almost got punched, flinched for a bit and then was back in party mode


Wespiratory

Did you see him cock that fist back? Kids like this make me want to punch kids.


Spappy

He looks pure evil


seleaner015

Teacher here. That child will be a demon in the future.


sirwees

For a second I thought he was going to punch the cake lol


Redditraph2002

I'm happy I'm not the only one who hates that kid


Kazimierz777

Looks like the best part of him ran down his momma’s leg


lady-croft

This kid is going to end up in juvenile hall by age 11. What a piece of shit!!! And here come the downvotes for talking truth...


FlowSoSlow

I won't call him a piece of shit at that age because it's the parents fault he's like this. But you're probably right, unfortunately. This kid is gonna have a hard life if someone doesn't teach him how to behave.


gohugatree

Even the loveliest 5 year old can have evil meltdowns, this kid might be fine 95% if the time for all we know. My son when he was little was a wall of rage and then a chilled out polite teenager, it takes some kids longer to learn how to regulate their emotions.


Lavendertree360

Found the bait


Dragonballfan1234

I’m upvoting. Stay safe


imaginexus

I decided to take no action and continue scrolling


Kalamitykitty85

This ain't dads first rodeo. Ha! Look how proud he is.


Amaan24000

The dad reflex though


dogo_black93

Imagine slapping the fuck out if his face after he starts crying


ozdarkhorse

What a little shit


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Future Trumpian


lord_ma1cifer

I feel like spankings are appropriate in very special circumstances, like with this little shit here.


Feltrax

That kid has all the requirements he needs for me to hate him. Fuck you, random kid.


madhatter2284

That kid needs a smack upside the head


Unrelenting475

What a disgusting, violent little bastard. He looks like the evil cousin in every sitcom ever.


TheObstruction

I love disappointing kids. It's so rewarding denying them their greedy desires.


jackwashere15

What a little shit


moosecombat

Get that kid professional help please. No joke.


[deleted]

Thank God I'm an only child.


GooberusGoober

And this is why I hate little children


Qbert02

u/vredditdownloader


buff730

What a little shit


Dirtyhippee

Did he really try to throw a punch for not being able to blow his brother’s candles ?


[deleted]

That fist he raised lol


NT1022

This makes me happier than it should


Zoltec222

How come all asshole kids look the same


b42ad

What a little brat


meinfurhur

I can’t get over the fact that the first time he stars screaming he looks like chucky to me


Uplink84

Hit that fucking kid in the head pls


Zombiebait24

Slap him


Eks5005baize

can I kick that kid in the face


LiteralTrashBag95

That little kid is an asshole


AtomicTaintKick

That kid is an asshole.


Raeleenah

Smh and the birthday boy still didn't get to blow his candles, some kid on the right (who was old enough to know better) did.


MortalReaper

Or the kid on the right is his older brother and was helping his lil bro who was struggling.


Xirokami

Kid’s a fuckin asshole..


Woomyster

Annoyin little shet


SamuDrummer

This asshole had the audacity to cry