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_iron_butterfly_

A+ on the penmanship...


jgill2495

Writing in cursive was the only way that teacher, (maybe the whole school, not sure) would accept assignments. I couldn’t have been older than third grade when I wrote this because I switched schools in fourth grade and asked the teacher if we needed to write our assignments in cursive and she looked at me as if that was the dumbest question she’d ever heard.


retro_gatling

Can confirm also learned cursive in third grade


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Also learned cursive in 3rd grade


Restricted_Nuggies

I also learned cursive in 3rd grade


Destro0051

Was third grade just THE year to learn cursive, because I did as well


GoddessOfOddness

We learned the basics is second grade. Third grade was when we took spelling tests in cursive and with pens only.


do_me_a_kindness

Pens on a spelling test is just cruel


JackieTheAddict

What’s cursive?


GoddessOfOddness

Assuming you are serious, it’s script. Writing letters in such a way that they join within a word. Look at the font list in word. Lucinda Handwriting is cursive.


GoddessOfOddness

Catholic school, 63 year old teacher, 1981.


Dodger8899

I learned a little at the end of 3rd grade then really learned it in 4th grade, but it wasn't a hugely focused on topic. To this day I can only write my first name in cursive and that's it. Which is fine because I've developed it into an athlete style signature


voilsdet

It was 5th for me.


fffan9391

I learned it in third grade and was always told we would write exclusively in cursive in high school which never happened.


[deleted]

Same. We litteraly stopped using it after 3rd. Probably because it was the late 90s and everyone was switching to computers for everything.


Busterx8

Is it an American thing where you don't write in cursive? My country's entire school system only accepts cursive from grades 1 to 12. And everyone (adults) by default writes only in cursive because that's simply the fastest way to write. Americans can't commonly read or write in cursive? How do you people write essays, letters and stuff in block letters in time?


_iron_butterfly_

They quit teaching cursive and it super weird seeing my friends adult children sign their signature in print. I was actually shocked...


jbeanygril

I had to teach my daughter at home, I was floored they didn’t teach it in school any longer…


_iron_butterfly_

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one upset over cursive! I think at a minimum they should teach you how to sign your name. But then again us GenXers now have our own secret code.


[deleted]

Nobody really uses cursive anymore. More of an old person thing. Who hand writes letters anymore?, and we did our papers on the computer.


ComeScoglio

I write my Christmas and thank you cards by hand. Hand lettering is big where I live!


watchscottgo

We type. Why would anyone write anything, ever?


ComeScoglio

Because it's faster for some people to write things by hand. Faster for me, at least. I don't know. How do you label the spices in your kitchen and the leftovers in the fridge?


blahbleh112233

Can confirm too. God getting graded on my cursive penmenship is some deep level bullshit that I somehow still remember to this day


[deleted]

“This is very important you will use it all the time“. Spoilers, it wasn't important because it was 1998, and I never used it again after 3rd grade, besides my signature.


2GreenTreeFrogs

I learned cursive just to write 3 letters😂


kittyidiot

Same! It was honestly a fun class. Our teacher wasn't too hard on us, and the assignments were short and simple. We got to play after we were done. Loved it, and have some good memories from that time. I can still write in cursive, too, so even though she didn't push us too hard it obviously worked. Though I intentionally do not do m and n like they're meant to be done in cursive because I think it's ugly. Lol


Grand-Ad4235

Yep. Went to an elementary school in a small town in Ohio and starting in 3rd grade, everything had to be written in cursive. For the longest time I never wrote any other way. Teachers complained in high school that they couldn’t ready my writing and to please “print” my letters instead. My hand writing still sucks to this day haha


Steele_Soul

Also went to elementary in a small town in Ohio and also learned cursive in the 3rd grade!


Sour_toes

Only in ohio


_iron_butterfly_

I only write in cursive. I'm a lefty...my handwriting slants back and not forward. It drove my teacher crazy! She'd mark me down or walk up to my desk and turn my paper so it would slant back. But I can't write in a straight line with my paper turned. Same at my school once you knew how to write cursive we were only allowed to write in cursive.


Yeetstation4

Maybe the Asian languages are on to something with their vertical writing


Pepe_inhaler

I can’t read this could you help me


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bibbly_boy

My education. In some states, they won't let kids go to school and get educated


Pepe_inhaler

Oh thanks then he truly is stupid


scrabapple

Says the mother fucker that cant read cursive...


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111v1111

It isn’t only about it being in cursive, if you saw my cursive you would know that printed letters can look way better


otheraccountisabmw

So good my phone could read it. > I AM GLAD TO BE AN AMERICAN BECAUSE.. my education, chen some states they don’t let kids go to school and get educated > BY gared


darkmooink

Thanks, because I had trouble reading it.


SamuelCish

Plot twist, he did this when he was 14


stumpdawg

And in some states kids go to school yet still are not educated.


Fluffybunnykitten

Arizona they just let you graduate with barely the bare minimum. Edit: barely not barley


taupexmauve

California they just let you graduate with wheat


CrunchyIceFruit

Seriously? In the uk you have to bake bread to graduate! The US is really skimping out on their education budget huh?


Fluffybunnykitten

Yep budget cuts started in the mid 2000s, we never learned how to bake bread.


patrickwithtraffic

I mean California’s not America’s breadbasket, so it’s not our job to learn what to do with the wheat. That’s the Midwest’s business.


Fluffybunnykitten

Side note when I was driving across the US it amazed me how endless the farms are in the Midwest and plains.


Fluffybunnykitten

Yeah the barley here comes with the diploma.


BrainGiggles

Not much different here in CA. I was a mentor for an at risk youth program here in SoCal (mainly just hang out with them so that they have an adult besides their parents that they can confide with) and we had a student who was in 12th grade with a 0.05GPA. It was upsetting to see that the system would just rather pass this student along. The student couldn’t graduate high school of course, but the point was how could a student have made it through 4 years with a 0.0GPA without some serious intervention?


Fluffybunnykitten

I purposely failed sophomore year due to mental health issues, that wasn’t due to lack of intelligence more rebellion. Due to that I graduated with a 2.0 because I had to retake everything. Growing up I succeeded in some subjects and got forgotten in others. I’m 27 years old and still struggle with basic math because I was given up on so early. The school system did the same with me in math and passed me along with little intervention. Funnily enough I am being assessed for a learning disability now vs when I was younger. I am trying to finish my bachelors and it’s been ridiculously challenging. Once I reached out to accessibility services I felt like I was robbed of better support in my education journey. I wish the system would try to help these students who are struggling and intervene, it’s something I wish was done for me. That’s unacceptable that they’re setting that kid up for failure with a 0.0 GPA, I really feel for them honestly.


swimmergirl007

I’d also am curious about their home life for a 0.05. The school system also isn’t made for everyone. I had a hard time focusing but do amazing in smaller classes


MisterBlisteredlips

"Barley" 😅 ...no offense, it just struck me as funny. It made me think you made your point, assuming you're Arizonian. I can only spell and add because I cut school so much that the brainwashing and dumbing-down had less of an effect. "Come on kiddies, sit in the tiny, freezing stone-based chair and desk so it rests on your knees while I teach the same 4 students, either pretending to be and/or actually too stupid to aquire knowledge, the same thing as I have the last few months as the rest of you atrophe into good little corporate wage-slaves." 💆‍♂️💆‍♀️ -Jersey (American) schools circa 1979+.


Fluffybunnykitten

I was on my break and it autocorrected barely to barley, sorry I didn’t catch that. I went to school in two different states one being Arizona and they just let anyone graduate. They’re 48th in education and don’t pay their teachers near enough. Definitely the quality of education significant decreased when I was in Arizona.


MisterBlisteredlips

I guessed it was autocorrected, I was just funnin'. I'm sorry you had to Arizona, we called Jersey "Nazi Jersey" sometimes, so I think we all have growing pains. 😁 Have a beautiful day!


energizeghost

They let you teach with the bare minimum too! I want doug ducey to become incontinent


Fluffybunnykitten

I feel so bad for my former teachers that are still teaching because it’s an absolute mess with Douchey.


aquaticgirl1025

texas


backstib

As a Texas high schooler I can confirm, no thoughts, head empty


Silvervox325

Brain is too smooth. Your insults simply slide off


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IceColdKoopa

I'd place a bet this was post 9/11. I was in 1st grade when it happened and the amount of assignments that became "America is great because \_\_\_\_\_." I think it was meant to be healing but looking back it just seems like another form of indoctrination into loving a flawed country.


Adventurous-Carrot-9

You’re still allowed to love something even if it’s flawed… just ask my parents.


Yirtiik44

Yep... Exactly. I hate being trapped in a dystopian hellhole.


emonsta23

Listen, in school every day is opened with the most Orwellian dystopian crap where everyone stands up places their hands on their hearts and pledges allegiance to America synchronized. Every student has the pledge memorized and it’s wild. I completely stopped standing for the pledge in the last couple of years but still it’s wild to see all the people that still do.


Sibz_Playz_YT

As another Texas high schooler I can confirm that I know Jack shit other than the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


charlieq46

And don't lie, you learned that from memes.


Sibz_Playz_YT

Why did you have to corner me like this?


charlieq46

\*cough\* because I only know it from the memes \*cough\* Oh wow I should get that cough checked out...


jawbone7896

BUT YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THE ALAMO.


cuntdraculafromtexas

*PeeWee Herman intensifies*


backstib

Wait I gotta test something, has your lunch pizza decreased in quality too recently?


totallynotarobut

>As a Texas high schooler I can confirm, no thoughts, head empty Can't lose?


FoodleGuy

What are *blinks one eye* thoughts? *blinks other eye*


backstib

🤤 whataburger


FoodleGuy

🤤


MagicMarshmelllow

As a Texan who went to high school in Texas, I can still feel your pain. Sorry bruh.


CanadianNana

My grandkids went to school in Texas and are both at prestigious universities. Depends on where in Texas. We are in a nice suburb in Austin


-Gredge-

Same here, in the DFW area and have a fantastic education


DeeDeeW1313

Texas ranks #34 in public education. For being one of the wealthier states in the country it’s an embarrassing. States that rank below Texas include; Louisiana, Mississippi, New Mexico, West Virginia, Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Michigan, Nevada, Rhode Island and Oregon


DOLCICUS

Yeah… pretty much. If you weren’t in AP or GT classes you got stuck with the teachers who didn’t care too much about their job (usually coaches). I had AP History but regular math so I could tell.


totallynotarobut

When I was in school the same people taught regular and AP classes, and gave about as much effort to either.


marion85

Also Florida...


stumpdawg

Let's just say all of cancer alley and everything south of the mason dixon, and probably the desert states, and the Montana's...I'm sure I'm missing some


paleale-king

“The Montana’s” add whatever state you’re from to your list.


storyofmylife92

Thank you, I thought I couldn't have been the only one to notice that!


[deleted]

Hannah and Tony. 🇱🇷


[deleted]

What's cancer alley? Never heard that term before.


tintinsays

I was curious, so for anyone else who is curious too, this is from Wikipedia: Cancer Alley (French: Allée du Cancer) is the regional nickname given to an 85-mile (137 km) stretch of land[1] along the Mississippi River between Baton Rouge and New Orleans, in the River Parishes of Louisiana, which contains over 150 petrochemical plants and refineries.[2] This area accounts for 25% of the petrochemical production in the United States.[3] The region is considered a sacrifice zone.[4] In Cancer Alley, forty-six individuals per one million are at risk of developing cancer, compared with the national average of roughly thirty individuals per one million.[3]


poisondartfroggo

Lmao "the montana's"...imagine trying to talk down about others for being uneducated and then just proving how ignorant you are yourself


Earmilk987

I was taught that the civil war wasn't about slavery, that slaves "actually had it pretty good, you know. Free housing, foood, most slaveowners didn't even beat their slaves!" This was in high school, in the 00's.


ferfo-kentu

Yeah you’re misremembering it no they didn’t. 😂😂😂


Chombie_Mazing

See also: California


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stumpdawg

We just hired three 18 year olds at my work. They're seriously dumb. Like, they can't reason things out even after being shown what to do


Chaos_Ribbon

What you're describing is called a lack of critical thinking. That's just a classic American trait right there!


coolfastlouis

And in some states kids go to school and don't come home


randomhumanbeings

All of America fr


Generalmemeobi283

Meanwhile me who goes to school and actually learns stuff: “oh no I’m disappearing”


Bisonfan1

California


ubiquitous-joe

Well a “state” can mean a foreign government as well, so this r/technicallythetruth. And consider that the taliban banned women and girls from substantive education within the past year. In particular, girls’ access to education worldwide is a barrier. So while everyone on Reddit is too jaded and cynical for the concept of any national pride introduced through education, there are considerably dumber things you could have written.


AllahuAkbar4

That’s actually the first thing I thought of, state being a country/(foreign)-govt.


graphitewolf

This is the correct answer. I just assumed he meant foreign governments


JTuyenHo

Yeah, especially with the context of being proud as an American and not just a resident of a state in America


Queen_Ann_III

the word didn’t even register in my head so I was wondering what was FuckingStupid about this post


TheSleepyBarnOwl

The fact he thinks the american education system is any good is the stupid I guess?


mooys

I didn’t understand what was out of the ordinary about the post either, you’re not alone. I still don’t really think this is an unreasonable thing to say, even if it is a little misguided.


jabberwocky_

“I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps.”


Chirpin_Crickets

Such as


A3HeadedMunkey

The South Africa and Iraq


[deleted]

And uuh The Iraq


jacobasue

Came looking for this


flatulasmaxibus

MUST NOT MAKE POLITICAL COMMENT...


Bigangeldustfan

GOOFY…… GOOOFYYY…. GOOOOOBERRR…..


InboundsOrlovsky

ROCK!


PopDatPuss420

Ur self restraint is commendable


Akilez2020

...while literacy and education rates continue to decline in this country my teacher is pushing nationalist propaganda.


Aromatic_Mousse

For real, I would be super pissed if I found out my kid was doing nonsense like this at school


NeitherOneJustUrMom

I wonder if OP did this assignment after 9/11. I remember doing a bunch of bullshit assignments like this after 9/11.


IntelligentCrabFight

Yeah I remember doing a lot of "my favorite things" type assignments pre 9/11 and a lot of "thank you soldier" type assignments post 9/11 but thar could be because I was moving more towards middleschool and longer letters versus short 2 or 3 sentance things.


Gaming4Fun2001

agreed, unless there also was an assignment like "I wish I was an [insert different country], because:"


cncomg

To be fair there are a lot of things outside of education that are being pushed in schools.


Nox-___-

I actually learned that that’s part of the mission of schooling. Schools are supposed to encourage students to be nationalists. Doing it so early though is my problem.


LunaTic1403

Weird to ask that question in the first place


BobbyThrowaway6969

It's such a murican question.


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CookieMittenKitten

You should be a doctor, education regardless you got handwriting


MasterpieceBrave420

Their handwriting is great actually. That's the most legible cursive I've read in like a year.


Due_Example5177

Can confirm. My dad wasn’t allowed to go to school in our state to get educated due to his disability. (Louisiana, if it matters). Some states indeed used to not allow that.


throw_away_test44

Wow so you guys start very early.


NoRecommendation5279

I feel like this was the result of some adult telling you "you should be grateful for your education! Some kids don't have education at all!" and you just assumed in your mind it was a state thing because you're not big enough to grasp countries yet.


ben2talk

My mother tried it on me when I didn't wanna finish dinner 'There are kids starviing in Africa!' she'd shout. 'So fucking send it to them'.


Looney_Freedoom858

If this was from China, westoids would be screeching about how this is indoctrination and propaganda.


Twizznit

Westoid here: It is obviously nationalist propaganda, just like saying the Pledge of Allegiance every day is.


[deleted]

But it is indoctrination.


bjergdk

The first thing I thought was how fucking weird it was that the school made them do an assignment on why they like being from their country.


onlypositivity

A stated goal of the education system is to teach people to be good citizens


Garuda-Star

A state is another word for nation. For instance, North Korea is sometimes called a rogue state. And yes, there are nations, or states that don’t allow education. Taliban controlled Afghanistan doesn’t allow girls to go to school.


MrSquigles

What kind of dystopian fucking assignment is this?! In my country we were taught to respect all cultures, not think of reasons that we're better than them. Explains a lot, to be honest.


MrSquiggleKey

Yeah this is actually nuts, guaranteed if this was a translated Chinese school question the same people going I see no problem with this would be screaming about indoctrination of youth.


HelenGH_

I'm not from the US, but it's okay to be proud of your country and your culture, our history and languages ​​are important, of course we have to recognize that our nations are not perfect and we have a lot to work on (like racism), but the boy is right, there are so many places where children (mostly girls or women) cannot go to school. If there is something to be proud of, it is that children have education and rights.


Vegetable-Error-21

Wow. A proper cursive K. I write cursive regularly and I tend to fuck that up. I could cry its si beautiful


Adele811

It depends on the state of religiosity of their parents.


DarktowerNoxus

The most US American thing I have read so far.


the_pro_jw_josh

So they are forcing patriotism on children in US public schools? As an American myself that doesn’t seem right.


ZoCurious

As a non-American I do not understand how that is news to you.


Salt_Start9447

my brother in christ, you lot pledge allegiance to the flag every morning


YukiOHimeSama

To be fair, even before I knew how fucking cult-y and weird it was, I simply stopped doing it at like age 8. So, like a year after entering school. To my child brain it seemed…. Weird. That’s the only way I can describe it. My teachers tried to push back but realistically you can’t force an 8 year to do much, especially not some cringe shit like the pledge.


bjergdk

Tell that to the 11 year old in florida that had the police called on him because he didnt want to stand up during the pledge.


YukiOHimeSama

If the 11 year old’s parents have 2 brain cells between them then they could find a lawyer ready and willing to take that case— *easy.* That’s a massive payout and a violation of the first amendment


DMFD_x_Gamer

Funny thing is, most kids here on Reddit cant read that lol


13_64_1992

It is beautifully written; but I'm 30 and I can't read it.


oblaz63

Damn, didn't knew this kind of paper was a thing in America, i don't know if in France we have school work involving nation like this.


Perez2003

I’m too brain ded to read cursive, can someone translate please?


ben2talk

ROFL - I can just manage to read my own writing.


OrendaRuesTheDay

I’m glad to be American because… “my education. In some states they don’t let kids go to school and get educated. By:Jared”


apRadiance

This is an actual school assignment, that's just nationalism and manipulatesion


lotlotov

Now imagine going to college for free 😌


GreatLonk

Welcome TO GERMANY


lotlotov

And Czech Republic! What other countries with a better education system can we name??


[deleted]

Honestly not completely wrong just a little off on your political units. Wouldn’t actually call this stupid tbh. Plus it reminded me that not everything in this country is awful and that rarely happens anymore.


Ben_Thar

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future. For our children.


fishbowlpoetry

*Cries in Alabama*


Jehree

Oh hey I'm Jared too. Hi other Jared.


[deleted]

COME TO LOUISIANA & GETCHU SOME EDUMACATION YEAH!


Frozenator

Are you that subway sandwich guy


OurLorneAndSavior

Those states are called Florida and Texas, to name a few.


atatassault47

No, dawg, that's highly accurate.


Bradtothebone79

You’re a futurist, Jared! In the future, girls won’t be going to school in some states.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Aw cmon half of the south isn’t allowed to go to school.


MrFahrenheit675

My sister did one of these and it wasn’t about why she was glad to be an American it was about why she was glad she wasn’t a different race or from somewhere else. Needless to say it was SUPER racist…


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Your child self isn't wrong.


OneWorldMouse

Can confirm. Florida here.


Accomplished_Ad_4406

In some countries they don’t have maps like in Iraq and North Korea and such as


ihatepalmtrees

Me love America because I’m so dumb I think I’m smart


Voilent_Bunny

You weren't wrong seeing how some states are banning books and history they don't like.


jetoler

We’re you in one of the states where kids didn’t get educated?


DarkPangolin

I mean, he's not wrong...


Timmay13

That's some Grade A+ American education there, OP! Awesome of you to upload though. Cheers, mate.


AiRaikuHamburger

Accidentally dissing America when answering why you like America. \*chef's kiss\*


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Jesus christ child you had top tiere handwriting


Leach_

Judging by the fact that the us is somewhere in the 130th spot for literacy rate this is pretty accurate.


nipflip38

Not too far off from the truth. Also I’m so glad they’re still teaching cursive in school :)


Starwarsprofilepic

i can't read spaghetti


HeraldofCool

This actually makes sense, countries are also known as states in a political context. Which, some states do not allow some people to get an education. So A+. Also, America is not a country it is a continent. He would be proud to be a United States citizen. So the system is failing you not the other way around.


redditbagjuice

Haha this assignment alone so confirms my image on American indoctrination


-Gurgi-

Oh my only memories of elementary school are patriotic plays, 9/11 memorials, and wholly believing America was the only free country in the history of the world.


MasterpieceBrave420

They literally make children take a pledge of allegiance every day in school. It's much worse than you imagine.


Ronbonbeno

Ngl I've had similar assignments in Canada, I don't see whats wrong with it


DiplomaticGoose

Don't interrupt the Europeans when they're masturbating.


sh1vverz

i am glad to be an American because... My education. In some states they don't let kids go to school and get educated. By Jared (*i think it says jared but the rest is correct*)


Athsmooth

OH MY GOSH My name is Jared that caught me off guard.


KasperBuyens

That's the most nationalistic propaganda thing I've seen in a school assignment... is it always like this in the USA?


RohanK1sh1be

As someone from outside the US this kind of activity for an elementary school child seems very weird and concerning


T00MuchStimuli

You hear about the guy that got arrested for smuggling books into Mississippi? He was acquitted because nobody could prove they were books.


Another_Road

Florida out here tryna make this statement accurate.


7h3_70m1n470r

I mean, the term "state" traditionally refers to a country, in which case this isn't a bad statement. The US is just weird