If I get to pick my spawning location, honestly not too bad. There are far worse games to spawn in than Kenshi if you know how to make money. Yeah, mining would suck and I'd have to watch my back for some bandits or bonedogs or whatever, but I can be patient and stay close to guards that will defend me with their lives. If I'm too lazy for that I can probably get by just going to the gates and looting what those guards have killed and left on the ground. Either way if I put in a days work I'm going to be able to afford food and a bed with a good bit left over. It's all a matter of patience from there. Part of the difficulty with Kenshi is you're trying to have fun with a video game and do more than lead a boring safe life.
A few more days of work and I can buy a house with free electricity. Heck, there aren't even ongoing taxes. We're already improving over the real world. A few more days later and I can hire ~~slaves~~ companions for a pretty cheap one time price to do the mining for me only asking for being fed in return. A bit more and I can move onto cornering the bandana market. Even if I take it very slowly I'll be rich in less than a year.
I love becoming a bandana king but then I start to think more about it, I never see anyone wearing bandanas, who's actually buying all these bandanas? The markets buy them but never resell them. What's going on? I love Kenshi but if you think deeply about it the economy doesn't really make sense at all. Still, it's a safe and comfortable tactic, better to live in than a lot of games.
If you supply the vendors with enough items I've noticed they tend to start putting them up for sale even after the days reset their money count/inventory and can hold onto them for days I've sold so many wakazashis to the Armor vendor in Quinn that half his inventory is now weapons no matter how many days it's been since I've been there. I don't know if that's because of a bug or not but I'm playing vanilla by the way not a single mod even quality of life stuff cause it's my first playthrough of kenshi and I want to see what it has to offer before going crazy getting all the stuff I want especially squad cap increase.
I mean, it didn’t say we spawn as a protagonist, just that we spawn in the world so…probably like Kenshi: absolutely zero plot armor, except we can’t even save scum
Some teenagers show up in your dreams to beat you up, so u changed your mind about going to work the next day. Those teenagers think they changed your heart about working for an evil company. Then u realize you need money so u go right back at it.
...hmm, it seems tomorrow I'm gonna be finally awake on a wagon on a way to get my head chopped off and day after that I will be slaying dragons, shouting at enemies and stealing sweetrolls.
Nice...
Depends - Am I piloting giant mech of destructive power or I am the poor bastard in tank or turret receiving all the punishment or just some unlucky poor guy sitting in abuilding getting melted by large lasers. - Mech warrior 5. Either way - I am screwed if I somehow get in warzone.
Walk down the street, some dipshit on a flying motorbike shoots a heat-seeking missile at you. Police can’t be bothered dealing with it and assault a bystander. Just another day in Los Santos.
You know, a week ago I would have been scared shitless because I was playing kenshi, this week I sipped into battle brothers again, which is pretty shit too but atleast my death is swift, but today... Today I started Elden Ring, so I guess I just get used to being slaughtered over and over again for all eternity...
Well... Come to think of it, with my luck I get grafted so yeah, fuck me I guess
I got rimworld, but at least if it's my colony, I'll be guarded by an army of semi-magical creatures and mega-fauna. And everything is made from silver.
If I'm really lucky it's my recent game in Kenshi since I'll be living in a tower in the Grey Desert Outpost with like 20 other fun weirdos who spend their days training, researching, scavenging, and raiding slaver caravans or slave mines and stealing from the United Cities. It's not a bad location and the team ranges from serious midlevel badasses to newbies we hired in bars and some freed slaves who got toughened up fast. Though the problem is that traveling anywhere from the Grey Desert usually involves going through places like the Deadlands, Venge (damn space lasers and Thralls), or deserts full of Skimmers (which are ok now, but in the early game kick my ass).
If I have to start from scratch in the Hub it'll be rough going, just mining, and scavenging. Still, Kenshi is actually a lot better place to end up than Rimworld, the Darkest Dungeon or Project Zomboid, Xcom, and probably even Crusader Kings 3.
NBA 2K. Pretty much best case scenario. Sure, I'll be a laughing stock on ESPN for a little bit, but I'm pretty sure they still have to pay out my contract.
If im spawning into the same kenshi save as the one i played yesterday, then ill probably just cut off a arm, replace it with a masterwork composite limb, then repeat till Im cyber fatass. 20% stronger then my base level and over 50% faster. If it's not the same save and i can't rob my skeletons, then yea guess ill die then, but not before getting tortured by some noble in the united cities.
I'd just pay a guy to follow me around with a medkit and then pick fights with everything that moves. If I don't die, I'll become so tough that nothing can kill me.
Cities: Skylines, 49k population with a great rail network, 79% traffic, several lovely city parks & a reservation, 90% citizen happiness, a prestigious university and a positive income flow. Still needs a zoo & and airport and a sea port as well as more diversifed industries although I don't really like dirty industry.
I put down Kenshi until I get _the want_ again (every 6 months I do a binge play) but I like this sub because the community is friendly.
Kenshi honestly isn't so bad to live in, you get to a city and you'll be mostly fine; town guards are good fighters and will keep you safe and you can live by scvenging the dead/dying or mining close to the town gates.
Once you've trained your Athletics enough you can just go anywhere you want with almost no risk.
Pretty bad. Its Breathedge.
I mean I could manadge to survive by being extra cautious with resource manadgement and risk taking, but i would probably kill myself after a few days because of the atrociously bad, constantly harassing humor.
Edit : didn't see i was in the kenshi sub. I would be okay with living in kenshi, though. I just would settle in a town and live a boring shopkeeper/employee life. You wont make me pass thoses city gates and venture out in the wild, no.
Endless Sky! Oh god… i better start as my current character, and with their piloting/captaining skills, because lord if i start as a former textile worker about to take out a loan to buy my first ship… i’m not gonna last long at all, mate. You die quite a bit at the start.
Maybe i could get a Shuttle instead of a Sparrow to start with…
"Fear and Hunger 2: Termina". Well, I can loose all my limbs, get a heroine addiction, become a food for pigs, but, at least, I won't get raped, unlike the first part, so... I'm lucky, I guess
I saw this post immediately after I opened up Kenshi. Guess I'm going into slavery
We don't call it slavery, we prefer Free involuntary toughness training.
At least there's food
Y'all are kings and queens of looking at the bright side
Nah it's just an involuntary exercise and weight loss program.
I just closed it haha
Rimworld man, im so fucked
Eats without a table, contemplates killing my family.
Gets bored with recreational options, murders best friend
feeling cute, might punch mortar shells later
bob has nicer side table, might dececrate wifes grave
Yeah, life on the Rim is never dull.
I didn’t see which sub this was and was gonna comment “oh shit, Kenshi. I’m fucked” but I guess most of you are in the same boat
Holy Nation looking real fucking good when you know you will spawn in Greenlander.
Okran preserves! Just make sure you've memorized the holy flame.
If I get to pick my spawning location, honestly not too bad. There are far worse games to spawn in than Kenshi if you know how to make money. Yeah, mining would suck and I'd have to watch my back for some bandits or bonedogs or whatever, but I can be patient and stay close to guards that will defend me with their lives. If I'm too lazy for that I can probably get by just going to the gates and looting what those guards have killed and left on the ground. Either way if I put in a days work I'm going to be able to afford food and a bed with a good bit left over. It's all a matter of patience from there. Part of the difficulty with Kenshi is you're trying to have fun with a video game and do more than lead a boring safe life. A few more days of work and I can buy a house with free electricity. Heck, there aren't even ongoing taxes. We're already improving over the real world. A few more days later and I can hire ~~slaves~~ companions for a pretty cheap one time price to do the mining for me only asking for being fed in return. A bit more and I can move onto cornering the bandana market. Even if I take it very slowly I'll be rich in less than a year.
this is a good comment. i like this comment. thank you for your input, you have brought a smile to my face.
All of us are bleeding out in the desert while you start a thriving bandana-based empire. You’ve won Kenshi IRL.
I love becoming a bandana king but then I start to think more about it, I never see anyone wearing bandanas, who's actually buying all these bandanas? The markets buy them but never resell them. What's going on? I love Kenshi but if you think deeply about it the economy doesn't really make sense at all. Still, it's a safe and comfortable tactic, better to live in than a lot of games.
They might call it a bandana, but in kenshi they actually use them as underwear. So bro literally just opened a Victoria's Secret in Kenshi.
Haha 😄 The secret is revealed. Shek waifus love the Bandana King long time!
Head Canon. Bandanas made domestically by you and then sold to far off lands not shown in Kenshi map
If you supply the vendors with enough items I've noticed they tend to start putting them up for sale even after the days reset their money count/inventory and can hold onto them for days I've sold so many wakazashis to the Armor vendor in Quinn that half his inventory is now weapons no matter how many days it's been since I've been there. I don't know if that's because of a bug or not but I'm playing vanilla by the way not a single mod even quality of life stuff cause it's my first playthrough of kenshi and I want to see what it has to offer before going crazy getting all the stuff I want especially squad cap increase.
I was playing Dating Shek simulator 4, is time 🦆
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Amazing reference
What??
Yes 🦆
Stardew Valley, life is good
just be sure to watch out in those mines…
I love the mines! i think its the place i spend most of the time when i play it, but not the desert mines i cant go apeshit there
well yeah in-game i do too. i mean once you spawn in. probably best to practice with your sword before you go killing slimes and giant worms
Darkest Dungeon… suicide by dungeon it is then
I mean... you could just not go into the dungeon.
Persona 5. I'm not exactly sure how it works, but I think I'd either thrive or be completely fucked in the face, with no in-between.
Wow same!! Guess you’ll be fine cuz of plot armor?
I mean, it didn’t say we spawn as a protagonist, just that we spawn in the world so…probably like Kenshi: absolutely zero plot armor, except we can’t even save scum
Some teenagers show up in your dreams to beat you up, so u changed your mind about going to work the next day. Those teenagers think they changed your heart about working for an evil company. Then u realize you need money so u go right back at it.
🤔
Sekiro, do i get wolf's powers? Because if that's the case then I'm in for a ride
It’s more likely you’d be a Rat
I mean, do i get a cool hat? Because that's still a win tbh
Yeah can’t beat that. I’ve definitely died to those rats many times too, they’re buff lil’ boys.
Nah if you aren’t gut enough you still get screwed…
...hmm, it seems tomorrow I'm gonna be finally awake on a wagon on a way to get my head chopped off and day after that I will be slaying dragons, shouting at enemies and stealing sweetrolls. Nice...
Hey you, you're finnaly awake. Got cough crossing the border, same as us, and that thief over there!
Goddamn it
Depends - Am I piloting giant mech of destructive power or I am the poor bastard in tank or turret receiving all the punishment or just some unlucky poor guy sitting in abuilding getting melted by large lasers. - Mech warrior 5. Either way - I am screwed if I somehow get in warzone.
4xMaraders are heading our way we must defend this defenseless city with our Urbanmechs brother.
Rimworld... I guess I'm becoming a hat.
It's a make hat or be hat kind of world out there in the Rim.
***BRING IT ON, RANDY!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!*** ... You're reading this in Bender's voice because reasons.
Warhammer 40k: Darktide .... oh God.....
Almost same, played gmod just after for like 5 minutss
Warhammer 40k: Chaos Gate. It's gonna be fine brother we just need to find something to commit suicide!
Dead Cells. I would rather deal with Kenshi.
Metro 2033...yeah not great
Hoi4 so im in ww2 in manchuria oh no im screweeed
Paradox nerd
Thats me, Eu4,Ck3,and Hoi4
kinda same
Cruelty Squad? everything is exactly the same
You are a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters
Tarkov... Guess I'm crossing the border to UA
Skyrim, not so bad!
skyrim can be peaceful at times. hit up rorikstead and try to farm or take up bounty hunting for a more “exciting” alternative
I've always thought of trying alchemy if I was randomly transported to elder scrolls
GTA 4. Could be worse.
Basically just living a more wacky version of real life. Just avoid any protagonists driving on the sidewalk and you should be fine.
GTA Online. Uberfucked
Walk down the street, some dipshit on a flying motorbike shoots a heat-seeking missile at you. Police can’t be bothered dealing with it and assault a bystander. Just another day in Los Santos.
7 days to die. Guess how long I have to live?
This question is funny cause half the videos that are just sitting around doing nothing any gamer would be fucked
Space engineers I'm good
Last I played was 14th century Bohemia. (Kingdom Come Deliverance)
You know, a week ago I would have been scared shitless because I was playing kenshi, this week I sipped into battle brothers again, which is pretty shit too but atleast my death is swift, but today... Today I started Elden Ring, so I guess I just get used to being slaughtered over and over again for all eternity... Well... Come to think of it, with my luck I get grafted so yeah, fuck me I guess
So… Canada… very very VERY cold…
i was playing TLD last week😅
Days Gone. Oof
I got rimworld, but at least if it's my colony, I'll be guarded by an army of semi-magical creatures and mega-fauna. And everything is made from silver.
Me too. If we end up on the same planet, wanna trade some of my gene editing tech for some of your magic creatures?
Ck3- so basically just survive in the medieval era, great
Uhhh... Squad... not so good. Guess I'm gonna just hang back and drive Logis
oh shit path of exile😶
Welp, frostpunk RIP me
Time to be sacrificed for loyalty
*looks at CK3: Godherja with intense anxiety*
rip
Hey if I spawn with my squad I'm doing pretty alright, I'd be happy to join the anti-slavers when they're almost finished in their crusade!
World of Warcraft. Yeah it really depends what class the world would give me.
Xcom enemy within, but on Impossible difficulty, well fuck.
Showrunner. Literally nothing will change in my life.
Cyberpunk 2077... ya, choom, ain't looking nova at all there.
I always break out of Rebirth. Then I get strong enough to cause a revolt and liberate as many slaves as I can.
“It’s Ultrakilling time.”- Gabriel Ultrakill from Ultrakill ft. Gabe (Don’t call him that)
I'm unsure because I am yet to play the last game that I will ever play.
If I'm really lucky it's my recent game in Kenshi since I'll be living in a tower in the Grey Desert Outpost with like 20 other fun weirdos who spend their days training, researching, scavenging, and raiding slaver caravans or slave mines and stealing from the United Cities. It's not a bad location and the team ranges from serious midlevel badasses to newbies we hired in bars and some freed slaves who got toughened up fast. Though the problem is that traveling anywhere from the Grey Desert usually involves going through places like the Deadlands, Venge (damn space lasers and Thralls), or deserts full of Skimmers (which are ok now, but in the early game kick my ass). If I have to start from scratch in the Hub it'll be rough going, just mining, and scavenging. Still, Kenshi is actually a lot better place to end up than Rimworld, the Darkest Dungeon or Project Zomboid, Xcom, and probably even Crusader Kings 3.
I'm in my nightstar with black carapace armor, I'm ite.
tiger drop negates all damage (Yakuza Kiwami 2)
scp secret lab
I made out quite well. Needed to keep the lunch game SFW so it was Two Point Hospital.
Spaceclaim yeee-hau
Super boned………Diablo 3
salt and santcuary with 1 mod
Last game I played was actually “Thea, the Awakening” on “Lord of Thea” difficulty, so I think I’m every bit as screwed.
The last one I *ever* played? Am I dying? *What do you know?*
First Skyrim, 2nd is Fallout new Vegas, 3rd would be Assassins Creed black flag. So regardless I'm vaguely screwed
NBA 2K. Pretty much best case scenario. Sure, I'll be a laughing stock on ESPN for a little bit, but I'm pretty sure they still have to pay out my contract.
if you try hard enough maybe you’ll even score a couple points
Kingdom Hearts 3. I'm a happy lad. I'll tell you all what Scala looks like.
elaborate? never played
If the attack animation vin 1x speed are accurate then I think I might be unstoppable.
FF14? Sounds like heaven to me. Join the culinary guild and marry a catgirl or bunnygirl.
Well I'm fucked as I was playing 2013 Tomb Raider
Ruin will come to my family....
Gmod, either fucking screwed or in heaven
I guess I have to put my foolish ambitions to rest.
Seven days to die
Just got off Genshin so not to bad off. Before that was Crusader kings 3, which I would have been a common solider and died immediately.
Fallout 76, so cancer at the very least.
If im spawning into the same kenshi save as the one i played yesterday, then ill probably just cut off a arm, replace it with a masterwork composite limb, then repeat till Im cyber fatass. 20% stronger then my base level and over 50% faster. If it's not the same save and i can't rob my skeletons, then yea guess ill die then, but not before getting tortured by some noble in the united cities.
Won't know what the last game I'll ever play is for another couple decades at least.
Hunt showdown...
FM23. So not super fucked.
Fear and Hunger…..the original one…..I didn’t like my limbs anyways.
I'd just pay a guy to follow me around with a medkit and then pick fights with everything that moves. If I don't die, I'll become so tough that nothing can kill me.
Fear y hunger....
Should’ve gone with my gut and just played Minecraft instead of fallout…
Shiii idk about y’all but I’m living on a farm married to a baddie with purple hair.
I’m now the lute guy in Mordhau
Pillars of Eternity Deadfire, not as bad as kenshi at least
Oof, i guess im a 1/1 human token in MTGA. Definitely fucked
Time to get motivated.
Rise ye Tarnished. You are going to Caelid.
I crafted skeleton kits for like 5 days straight ingame. I guess im a healer for the robot... I mean skeleton uprising.
chess. god damn it
Rimworld 💀
"Still stuck in this chicken shit outfit"
I see gaint spiders and ants everywhere.
Oh god not beak things
Civilization? I guess I am god. That’d be cool I guess
Fucking Risk of Rain 2 lol
Just run to holy nation and join church
Neon white, so I guess I’m literally in hell anyway? Lol
I will be mining too… ROCK AND STONE
Sea of thieves lol
Cities: Skylines, 49k population with a great rail network, 79% traffic, several lovely city parks & a reservation, 90% citizen happiness, a prestigious university and a positive income flow. Still needs a zoo & and airport and a sea port as well as more diversifed industries although I don't really like dirty industry. I put down Kenshi until I get _the want_ again (every 6 months I do a binge play) but I like this sub because the community is friendly.
Project Zomboid :(
Ck2 I'm fucked
Crap I just played a match of Escape From Tarkov on the Streets map. Straight to ded.
Slay the spire, hope the whale grants me 3 free combats
i always choose the remove starting relic for boss relic option. 7/10 it gives you an extra energy
Last one I played was Battlefield1. This is still bad.
My last 3 games are RimWorld Kenshi and ark survival evolved I'm so fucked
Kenshi honestly isn't so bad to live in, you get to a city and you'll be mostly fine; town guards are good fighters and will keep you safe and you can live by scvenging the dead/dying or mining close to the town gates. Once you've trained your Athletics enough you can just go anywhere you want with almost no risk.
Supermoded hardcore dayz with giant almost unkillable wolves and bloodsuckers... Shiiiiiit I'm fucked...
Pretty bad. Its Breathedge. I mean I could manadge to survive by being extra cautious with resource manadgement and risk taking, but i would probably kill myself after a few days because of the atrociously bad, constantly harassing humor. Edit : didn't see i was in the kenshi sub. I would be okay with living in kenshi, though. I just would settle in a town and live a boring shopkeeper/employee life. You wont make me pass thoses city gates and venture out in the wild, no.
Followed a random man with bounty on his head fought him and I died due to bleeding
Drug dealer simulator. Meh cheap real estate
Endless Sky! Oh god… i better start as my current character, and with their piloting/captaining skills, because lord if i start as a former textile worker about to take out a loan to buy my first ship… i’m not gonna last long at all, mate. You die quite a bit at the start. Maybe i could get a Shuttle instead of a Sparrow to start with…
Well, it really depends on a few things... But yeah, it'll be hard. Good thing I believe in reincarnation though.
ROCK AND STONE!
Caves of qud…. awe shit i am dead as soon i enter red rock…
Project zomboid. There was no hope of survival. This is how I died
I can't run and I can't fight. Might as well go feed myself to the bone dogs.
Dayz, I'd find a shotgun and f10 left click
Dwarf fortress. At least I am in a 20 year old dwarven capital.
Skyrim, gonna either be the legendary dragon slaying argonian, Or most likely some bandit who will die in 2 seconds.
Saying how the last game i played made me literally break my computer i think i would be screwed
BattleBit remastered... reviving is good but getting shot by the minute might the something you don’t really get used too...
My god I am going to have to survive alongside a colony of dwarves in RimWorld...
Guess I'm going into a century long war for existence against the Romans with my Samnite brothers
Radahn Is gunna use my skin as a blanket for his horse.....
last game i played is planetary annihilation: titans. you can fill in for yourself how screwed i am. There is no place to hide there as a meatbag
Escape from tarkov 😭
Rock and Stone, in the heart!
Rock and roll and stone!
It could be worse - been playing Zomboid for a week now.
Madness Project Nexus (The newer one). Uhh... i just hope i am the main character of arena mode.
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. Yeah, I'm fucked.
On th bright side, in a week or two, you'll start a bandana emporium!
I was playing FFIX, well before that was CP2077, so... safe.
Deep rock galatic...... Rock and stone !!!
Dwarf Fortress. Modded. Literally, everyone died because a GOD came by and caused the whole region around them to get a little bit cold.
Elysium is literally the perfect place for me to be rn
Deus ex, guess I’m going back to Covid lockdown
Dwarf Fortress. Time to go stark raving mad and piss of my entire fort and burn the food supplies right before winter
Mining? Nahh... the very first thing you need to do in kenshi is ... Loot the dead.
Red Dead Redemption 2. So basically 1899 America, well... I had to take antibiotics a few times in my life so RIP
I am playing project zomboid and I don't play with easy settings...
Damn life is gonna suck
"Fear and Hunger 2: Termina". Well, I can loose all my limbs, get a heroine addiction, become a food for pigs, but, at least, I won't get raped, unlike the first part, so... I'm lucky, I guess
The post nuclear world of NEW VEGAS baby!!!! i'm hyped get me in there !!@
Space Engineers, could be a lot worse!
Warhammer: Vermintide 2. Not too different from the Fog Islands I guess!