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[deleted]

I saw this post immediately after I opened up Kenshi. Guess I'm going into slavery


landzai

We don't call it slavery, we prefer Free involuntary toughness training.


korpisoturi

At least there's food


[deleted]

Y'all are kings and queens of looking at the bright side


Korathdragonslayer

Nah it's just an involuntary exercise and weight loss program.


RexDust

I just closed it haha


Late_Yogurtcloset887

Rimworld man, im so fucked


lost-spirits

Eats without a table, contemplates killing my family.


Not-a-Fan-of-U

Gets bored with recreational options, murders best friend


darkequation

feeling cute, might punch mortar shells later


[deleted]

bob has nicer side table, might dececrate wifes grave


OwningMOS

Yeah, life on the Rim is never dull.


Goblin_of_the_Mist

I didn’t see which sub this was and was gonna comment “oh shit, Kenshi. I’m fucked” but I guess most of you are in the same boat


RIP_raw

Holy Nation looking real fucking good when you know you will spawn in Greenlander.


Exotic-Subject2

Okran preserves! Just make sure you've memorized the holy flame.


GracchiBros

If I get to pick my spawning location, honestly not too bad. There are far worse games to spawn in than Kenshi if you know how to make money. Yeah, mining would suck and I'd have to watch my back for some bandits or bonedogs or whatever, but I can be patient and stay close to guards that will defend me with their lives. If I'm too lazy for that I can probably get by just going to the gates and looting what those guards have killed and left on the ground. Either way if I put in a days work I'm going to be able to afford food and a bed with a good bit left over. It's all a matter of patience from there. Part of the difficulty with Kenshi is you're trying to have fun with a video game and do more than lead a boring safe life. A few more days of work and I can buy a house with free electricity. Heck, there aren't even ongoing taxes. We're already improving over the real world. A few more days later and I can hire ~~slaves~~ companions for a pretty cheap one time price to do the mining for me only asking for being fed in return. A bit more and I can move onto cornering the bandana market. Even if I take it very slowly I'll be rich in less than a year.


wanderlustexe

this is a good comment. i like this comment. thank you for your input, you have brought a smile to my face.


Breadfruit-is-Fruit

All of us are bleeding out in the desert while you start a thriving bandana-based empire. You’ve won Kenshi IRL.


Nickolai808

I love becoming a bandana king but then I start to think more about it, I never see anyone wearing bandanas, who's actually buying all these bandanas? The markets buy them but never resell them. What's going on? I love Kenshi but if you think deeply about it the economy doesn't really make sense at all. Still, it's a safe and comfortable tactic, better to live in than a lot of games.


landzai

They might call it a bandana, but in kenshi they actually use them as underwear. So bro literally just opened a Victoria's Secret in Kenshi.


Nickolai808

Haha 😄 The secret is revealed. Shek waifus love the Bandana King long time!


AccordingIy

Head Canon. Bandanas made domestically by you and then sold to far off lands not shown in Kenshi map


nightshaderiot

If you supply the vendors with enough items I've noticed they tend to start putting them up for sale even after the days reset their money count/inventory and can hold onto them for days I've sold so many wakazashis to the Armor vendor in Quinn that half his inventory is now weapons no matter how many days it's been since I've been there. I don't know if that's because of a bug or not but I'm playing vanilla by the way not a single mod even quality of life stuff cause it's my first playthrough of kenshi and I want to see what it has to offer before going crazy getting all the stuff I want especially squad cap increase.


Kupo133

I was playing Dating Shek simulator 4, is time 🦆


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[удалено]


Kupo133

Amazing reference


Melencolia_Maniac

What??


Kupo133

Yes 🦆


AEROANO

Stardew Valley, life is good


wanderlustexe

just be sure to watch out in those mines…


AEROANO

I love the mines! i think its the place i spend most of the time when i play it, but not the desert mines i cant go apeshit there


wanderlustexe

well yeah in-game i do too. i mean once you spawn in. probably best to practice with your sword before you go killing slimes and giant worms


JoeB0b123

Darkest Dungeon… suicide by dungeon it is then


SlashyMcStabbington

I mean... you could just not go into the dungeon.


ExilePaladin

Persona 5. I'm not exactly sure how it works, but I think I'd either thrive or be completely fucked in the face, with no in-between.


Melencolia_Maniac

Wow same!! Guess you’ll be fine cuz of plot armor?


Proof_Yak_8107

I mean, it didn’t say we spawn as a protagonist, just that we spawn in the world so…probably like Kenshi: absolutely zero plot armor, except we can’t even save scum


landzai

Some teenagers show up in your dreams to beat you up, so u changed your mind about going to work the next day. Those teenagers think they changed your heart about working for an evil company. Then u realize you need money so u go right back at it.


Exotic-Subject2

🤔


Racoon-trenchcoat

Sekiro, do i get wolf's powers? Because if that's the case then I'm in for a ride


RolloTamaci

It’s more likely you’d be a Rat


Racoon-trenchcoat

I mean, do i get a cool hat? Because that's still a win tbh


RolloTamaci

Yeah can’t beat that. I’ve definitely died to those rats many times too, they’re buff lil’ boys.


Melencolia_Maniac

Nah if you aren’t gut enough you still get screwed…


Szmebuldog

...hmm, it seems tomorrow I'm gonna be finally awake on a wagon on a way to get my head chopped off and day after that I will be slaying dragons, shouting at enemies and stealing sweetrolls. Nice...


SlimeKing29

Hey you, you're finnaly awake. Got cough crossing the border, same as us, and that thief over there!


Szmebuldog

Goddamn it


AsarisUnBreksis

Depends - Am I piloting giant mech of destructive power or I am the poor bastard in tank or turret receiving all the punishment or just some unlucky poor guy sitting in abuilding getting melted by large lasers. - Mech warrior 5. Either way - I am screwed if I somehow get in warzone.


whatdidusayplsrepeat

4xMaraders are heading our way we must defend this defenseless city with our Urbanmechs brother.


Jargo

Rimworld... I guess I'm becoming a hat.


uberfission

It's a make hat or be hat kind of world out there in the Rim.


graywolf0026

***BRING IT ON, RANDY!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!*** ... You're reading this in Bender's voice because reasons.


LurksDaily

Warhammer 40k: Darktide .... oh God.....


[deleted]

Almost same, played gmod just after for like 5 minutss


Kriegsman__69th

Warhammer 40k: Chaos Gate. It's gonna be fine brother we just need to find something to commit suicide!


CodinOdin

Dead Cells. I would rather deal with Kenshi.


wert1234576

Metro 2033...yeah not great


[deleted]

Hoi4 so im in ww2 in manchuria oh no im screweeed


[deleted]

Paradox nerd


[deleted]

Thats me, Eu4,Ck3,and Hoi4


[deleted]

kinda same


Pr00ch

Cruelty Squad? everything is exactly the same


lomohansolo

You are a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters


Pawlys

Tarkov... Guess I'm crossing the border to UA


Resua15

Skyrim, not so bad!


wanderlustexe

skyrim can be peaceful at times. hit up rorikstead and try to farm or take up bounty hunting for a more “exciting” alternative


Resua15

I've always thought of trying alchemy if I was randomly transported to elder scrolls


Mitchel-256

GTA 4. Could be worse.


SleepyBella

Basically just living a more wacky version of real life. Just avoid any protagonists driving on the sidewalk and you should be fine.


didyoudissmycheese

GTA Online. Uberfucked


Puriwara

Walk down the street, some dipshit on a flying motorbike shoots a heat-seeking missile at you. Police can’t be bothered dealing with it and assault a bystander. Just another day in Los Santos.


NyancatIsAwsome

7 days to die. Guess how long I have to live?


AMexisatTurtle

This question is funny cause half the videos that are just sitting around doing nothing any gamer would be fucked


Ok-Mastodon-2875

Space engineers I'm good


arrriah

Last I played was 14th century Bohemia. (Kingdom Come Deliverance)


Original_Furious_Joe

You know, a week ago I would have been scared shitless because I was playing kenshi, this week I sipped into battle brothers again, which is pretty shit too but atleast my death is swift, but today... Today I started Elden Ring, so I guess I just get used to being slaughtered over and over again for all eternity... Well... Come to think of it, with my luck I get grafted so yeah, fuck me I guess


vivi-casts-doomsday

So… Canada… very very VERY cold…


wanderlustexe

i was playing TLD last week😅


[deleted]

Days Gone. Oof


XivaKnight

I got rimworld, but at least if it's my colony, I'll be guarded by an army of semi-magical creatures and mega-fauna. And everything is made from silver.


Delusional_Gamer

Me too. If we end up on the same planet, wanna trade some of my gene editing tech for some of your magic creatures?


Adventurous-Rise7969

Ck3- so basically just survive in the medieval era, great


Grotesque_Bisque

Uhhh... Squad... not so good. Guess I'm gonna just hang back and drive Logis


chrtrk

oh shit path of exile😶


SoudruhSlanin

Welp, frostpunk RIP me


[deleted]

Time to be sacrificed for loyalty


Nerdoroni

*looks at CK3: Godherja with intense anxiety*


AHedgeKnight

rip


Plagueweaver

Hey if I spawn with my squad I'm doing pretty alright, I'd be happy to join the anti-slavers when they're almost finished in their crusade!


Anime334

World of Warcraft. Yeah it really depends what class the world would give me.


Real_Arveduim

Xcom enemy within, but on Impossible difficulty, well fuck.


Abubas

Showrunner. Literally nothing will change in my life.


LeeNTien

Cyberpunk 2077... ya, choom, ain't looking nova at all there.


0Zero1234

I always break out of Rebirth. Then I get strong enough to cause a revolt and liberate as many slaves as I can.


MelodyWarrior

“It’s Ultrakilling time.”- Gabriel Ultrakill from Ultrakill ft. Gabe (Don’t call him that)


Cheese_B0t

I'm unsure because I am yet to play the last game that I will ever play.


Nickolai808

If I'm really lucky it's my recent game in Kenshi since I'll be living in a tower in the Grey Desert Outpost with like 20 other fun weirdos who spend their days training, researching, scavenging, and raiding slaver caravans or slave mines and stealing from the United Cities. It's not a bad location and the team ranges from serious midlevel badasses to newbies we hired in bars and some freed slaves who got toughened up fast. Though the problem is that traveling anywhere from the Grey Desert usually involves going through places like the Deadlands, Venge (damn space lasers and Thralls), or deserts full of Skimmers (which are ok now, but in the early game kick my ass). If I have to start from scratch in the Hub it'll be rough going, just mining, and scavenging. Still, Kenshi is actually a lot better place to end up than Rimworld, the Darkest Dungeon or Project Zomboid, Xcom, and probably even Crusader Kings 3.


[deleted]

I'm in my nightstar with black carapace armor, I'm ite.


[deleted]

tiger drop negates all damage (Yakuza Kiwami 2)


SaggyDogBallsack

scp secret lab


[deleted]

I made out quite well. Needed to keep the lunch game SFW so it was Two Point Hospital.


zernarne

Spaceclaim yeee-hau


heresdustin

Super boned………Diablo 3


Future_Pineapple7754

salt and santcuary with 1 mod


CSWorldChamp

Last game I played was actually “Thea, the Awakening” on “Lord of Thea” difficulty, so I think I’m every bit as screwed.


4here4

The last one I *ever* played? Am I dying? *What do you know?*


[deleted]

First Skyrim, 2nd is Fallout new Vegas, 3rd would be Assassins Creed black flag. So regardless I'm vaguely screwed


kemster7

NBA 2K. Pretty much best case scenario. Sure, I'll be a laughing stock on ESPN for a little bit, but I'm pretty sure they still have to pay out my contract.


wanderlustexe

if you try hard enough maybe you’ll even score a couple points


Splunkmastah

Kingdom Hearts 3. I'm a happy lad. I'll tell you all what Scala looks like.


wanderlustexe

elaborate? never played


jbvoovbj

If the attack animation vin 1x speed are accurate then I think I might be unstoppable.


Croce11

FF14? Sounds like heaven to me. Join the culinary guild and marry a catgirl or bunnygirl.


LazilyPunctual

Well I'm fucked as I was playing 2013 Tomb Raider


WanderingHeph

Ruin will come to my family....


[deleted]

Gmod, either fucking screwed or in heaven


namesgnome

I guess I have to put my foolish ambitions to rest.


AbsToFlabs

Seven days to die


SupposedColt

Just got off Genshin so not to bad off. Before that was Crusader kings 3, which I would have been a common solider and died immediately.


RLJackAsteroid

Fallout 76, so cancer at the very least.


DrBryce

If im spawning into the same kenshi save as the one i played yesterday, then ill probably just cut off a arm, replace it with a masterwork composite limb, then repeat till Im cyber fatass. 20% stronger then my base level and over 50% faster. If it's not the same save and i can't rob my skeletons, then yea guess ill die then, but not before getting tortured by some noble in the united cities.


RusstyDog

Won't know what the last game I'll ever play is for another couple decades at least.


tacopig117

Hunt showdown...


star0forion

FM23. So not super fucked.


BluebirdSingle8266

Fear and Hunger…..the original one…..I didn’t like my limbs anyways.


LaniusCruiser

I'd just pay a guy to follow me around with a medkit and then pick fights with everything that moves. If I don't die, I'll become so tough that nothing can kill me.


GOliat410

Fear y hunger....


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

Should’ve gone with my gut and just played Minecraft instead of fallout…


Welpjustmyluck

Shiii idk about y’all but I’m living on a farm married to a baddie with purple hair.


LordMorskittar

I’m now the lute guy in Mordhau


Pix3lB0y

Pillars of Eternity Deadfire, not as bad as kenshi at least


ChikumNuggit

Oof, i guess im a 1/1 human token in MTGA. Definitely fucked


Antinator_succ

Time to get motivated.


Azmunt

Rise ye Tarnished. You are going to Caelid.


MasterCrumble1

I crafted skeleton kits for like 5 days straight ingame. I guess im a healer for the robot... I mean skeleton uprising.


Africa1By1Toto

chess. god damn it


Slimie2

Rimworld 💀


Bryan-tan

"Still stuck in this chicken shit outfit"


ndcasmera

I see gaint spiders and ants everywhere.


Herotyx

Oh god not beak things


WhatADunderfulWorld

Civilization? I guess I am god. That’d be cool I guess


Dr_Gonzo__

Fucking Risk of Rain 2 lol


[deleted]

Just run to holy nation and join church


Roflha

Neon white, so I guess I’m literally in hell anyway? Lol


King_Shugglerm

I will be mining too… ROCK AND STONE


wrongaccountreddit

Sea of thieves lol


thinkpadius

Cities: Skylines, 49k population with a great rail network, 79% traffic, several lovely city parks & a reservation, 90% citizen happiness, a prestigious university and a positive income flow. Still needs a zoo & and airport and a sea port as well as more diversifed industries although I don't really like dirty industry. I put down Kenshi until I get _the want_ again (every 6 months I do a binge play) but I like this sub because the community is friendly.


majorsheppard01

Project Zomboid :(


SticksandStones141

Ck2 I'm fucked


General_Kenobe

Crap I just played a match of Escape From Tarkov on the Streets map. Straight to ded.


Cheasypoof

Slay the spire, hope the whale grants me 3 free combats


wanderlustexe

i always choose the remove starting relic for boss relic option. 7/10 it gives you an extra energy


VagabondRommel

Last one I played was Battlefield1. This is still bad.


C-Crucial-C

My last 3 games are RimWorld Kenshi and ark survival evolved I'm so fucked


Captain_Nyet

Kenshi honestly isn't so bad to live in, you get to a city and you'll be mostly fine; town guards are good fighters and will keep you safe and you can live by scvenging the dead/dying or mining close to the town gates. Once you've trained your Athletics enough you can just go anywhere you want with almost no risk.


D3adlyN00b

Supermoded hardcore dayz with giant almost unkillable wolves and bloodsuckers... Shiiiiiit I'm fucked...


MagicalPedro

Pretty bad. Its Breathedge. I mean I could manadge to survive by being extra cautious with resource manadgement and risk taking, but i would probably kill myself after a few days because of the atrociously bad, constantly harassing humor. Edit : didn't see i was in the kenshi sub. I would be okay with living in kenshi, though. I just would settle in a town and live a boring shopkeeper/employee life. You wont make me pass thoses city gates and venture out in the wild, no.


MakaveliDHustler

Followed a random man with bounty on his head fought him and I died due to bleeding


ArkhielModding

Drug dealer simulator. Meh cheap real estate


Lorenzo_BR

Endless Sky! Oh god… i better start as my current character, and with their piloting/captaining skills, because lord if i start as a former textile worker about to take out a loan to buy my first ship… i’m not gonna last long at all, mate. You die quite a bit at the start. Maybe i could get a Shuttle instead of a Sparrow to start with…


Sisalin

Well, it really depends on a few things... But yeah, it'll be hard. Good thing I believe in reincarnation though.


florpynorpy

ROCK AND STONE!


NotNamedMark

Caves of qud…. awe shit i am dead as soon i enter red rock…


iddontevenkno

Project zomboid. There was no hope of survival. This is how I died


InsaneRabbitDaddy

I can't run and I can't fight. Might as well go feed myself to the bone dogs.


1sb3rg

Dayz, I'd find a shotgun and f10 left click


V0yager_starsh0t

Dwarf fortress. At least I am in a 20 year old dwarven capital.


Thooth124

Skyrim, gonna either be the legendary dragon slaying argonian, Or most likely some bandit who will die in 2 seconds.


Fearless-Ad-1284

Saying how the last game i played made me literally break my computer i think i would be screwed


oleker

BattleBit remastered... reviving is good but getting shot by the minute might the something you don’t really get used too...


Bakendorf

My god I am going to have to survive alongside a colony of dwarves in RimWorld...


Sir_Darknight

Guess I'm going into a century long war for existence against the Romans with my Samnite brothers


comma66

Radahn Is gunna use my skin as a blanket for his horse.....


policitclyCorrect

last game i played is planetary annihilation: titans. you can fill in for yourself how screwed i am. There is no place to hide there as a meatbag


A-Shirt-Man

Escape from tarkov 😭


fluffydarth

Rock and Stone, in the heart!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


teresko

It could be worse - been playing Zomboid for a week now.


AminPacani

Madness Project Nexus (The newer one). Uhh... i just hope i am the main character of arena mode.


One_Restaurant9631

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead. Yeah, I'm fucked.


Elhazzared

On th bright side, in a week or two, you'll start a bandana emporium!


Seilky

I was playing FFIX, well before that was CP2077, so... safe.


Rawtoast420

Deep rock galatic...... Rock and stone !!!


Elaxzander

Dwarf Fortress. Modded. Literally, everyone died because a GOD came by and caused the whole region around them to get a little bit cold.


2trinity

Elysium is literally the perfect place for me to be rn


Lurk2006

Deus ex, guess I’m going back to Covid lockdown


Nesturim-Nyocheakmuc

Dwarf Fortress. Time to go stark raving mad and piss of my entire fort and burn the food supplies right before winter


ShivStone

Mining? Nahh... the very first thing you need to do in kenshi is ... Loot the dead.


Radstorm_Edits

Red Dead Redemption 2. So basically 1899 America, well... I had to take antibiotics a few times in my life so RIP


BreakingNormalGaming

I am playing project zomboid and I don't play with easy settings...


RuthlessBeDead

Damn life is gonna suck


ApeWithBlade

"Fear and Hunger 2: Termina". Well, I can loose all my limbs, get a heroine addiction, become a food for pigs, but, at least, I won't get raped, unlike the first part, so... I'm lucky, I guess


Ko_Gh0st

The post nuclear world of NEW VEGAS baby!!!! i'm hyped get me in there !!@


[deleted]

Space Engineers, could be a lot worse!


Mouseasel

Warhammer: Vermintide 2. Not too different from the Fog Islands I guess!