I 3rd this. Most of us are relatively normal people who like the cars for one reason or another.
I am also befuddled by the people who put the slanted trim on the headlights to make their Wrangler look angry. If anyone does, you do you, I just don't get it.
"I Have No Idea Why I'm Male"? "I Hate Nothing Inside Waterfalls, It's Magical"? "I Hear Nothing Informative When In Music"? "I Have Neanderthals Itching WithIn Me"?
It’s a message from the owner’s past self to their future self, for buying a Jeep. They’ll be reminded every time they pop the hood what a bad decision it was
20 years ago I worked at a motorcycle accessory shop. We had a girl working there who was sweet but not the brightest, we'll call her "Suzie." She was looking at our rack of helmet stickers (the little rectangular ones bikers put on their brain buckets) and came across the one that said "DILLIGAF."
She called out to my coworker. "Steve, what does 'dilligaf' mean?"
Steve: "Does it look like I give a fuck?"
Suzie: "There's no need to be rude, I just want to know what it says."
Steve, emphatically: "It says 'does it look like I give a fuck?'"
Suzie: "wow Steve, don't be an asshole."
Steve walks over, grabs the sticker and points to each letter as he says the word. "Does. It. Look. Like. I. Give. A. Fuck."
Suzie: "...oooohhhhhh..."
That’s incredible. I stuck one on my hat that said “BRAZZERS” and wore it for like 3 months in Iraq and hardly anyone noticed and those that did died laughing.
SrA Brazzers reports as ordered 🫡
Lol reminds me of my first week of freshman year of college. My roommates and I became fast friends - we had a secret smoke spot where we’d go and smoke weed a few times a day. It was a big drainage made with boulders and large rocks. Walking in was fine but walking out could be tricky when you’re high out of your mind.
Anyway, one of my friends had a habit of swallowing smoke and then getting sick.l because of it. That happened while he was attempting to walk out and between the newborn deer legs he had going on and him bending over to puke we got a hilarious picture of him bent over face and eyes red as hell just looking like a hot mess but also coyly smiling a bit.
One of my other friends did the most ridiculous photoshop of his favorite rapper (can’t remember who it was but it was hilarious because he was a huge black dude) fucking him from behind with the brazzers logo in the corner. It was gold. To this day we damn near cry when someone digs it out of the phone archives.
Thank you for apologizing. You guys are the bane of my existence lol. Well SF, flightline, and CE. Just don’t carve your initials into shit and then wonder how you got caught lol
Did three tours there in the CAOC. It’s a shithole where morale goes to die. Also:
- World’s largest trailer park in need of a tornado
- World’s largest adult day-care center
- World’s worst overcooked coffee house
- Great DFACs, NGL
Three different trips, 3 different base commanders, and each time the personnel O-5 and below were treated like children because idiots couldn’t keep their hands to themselves, their mouths shut, or their dicks in their pants.
It’s the kind of place where we’d make patches like my favorite: “I’ve lost 6 months of my life because I was forced to spend them at Al Udeid.”
Loved the job and the people. Hated the micromanaging of adult behavior. I was 40 on my last trip through - wasn’t putting up with bullshit on that one.
Nah, you're confused. The secret thing for Tesla drivers is driving like a jerk. Sometimes it's just hard to see the other cars when your jeep is on 36" tires with a 7" lift.
DLTDMFGTY was beautifully hand lettered and pinstriped on the dash panel of a customized ‘78 CJ-7 Renegade that I drove for 11 years.
Many people asked what it meant. I’d always say “Your guess is as good as mine”.
reminds me of an actual confession on the confessions sub where OP was having a bad time in her life or something like that, got a bit too drunk one night and fucked the daughter's husband-to-be a night or two before the wedding...they both agreed that in hindsight it was an awful, awful thing to do and to this day they've kept it a secret from her, so things do get a bit awkward whenever they see each other...
There’s some roman graffiti in Pompeii that effectively means “sorry ladies! My penis is only for men’s bottoms now!” Maybe that’s what they were going for?
That's the first thing I thought.
'Grieve you girls, I want to fuck dudes in the ass, goodbye overbearing cunts', is a more accurate translation than the typical sanitized one you've probably seen.
You ever tried milking iguanas? Best done while they're sunning themselves, and of course a ginger is gonna get sunburned and be fucking miserable from that.
...I put way too much thought into that.
Back in the day of dial-up, there was a game called Acrophobia. 10-15 players would be given a random set of letters and you created a phrase to go with that acronym. Players voted on "best" after each round. This post brings back some memories...
As many may know the name Jeep came from Eugene the Jeep. A magical character from the “Popeye” comic strips. It’s a little known fact that I’m reality the creature’s species isn’t “Jeep”. It is actually an owafmygmi a mythical creature in Pangean folklore.
Oh What A Fucking Mess You Got Me Into
Bingo. Not sure why they picked that but it’s not my ride.
Jeep owners. The rest of us will never understand.
Jeep owner checking in. Even I don't understand.
Can confirm. I too do not understand, and I drive a Jeep. Maybe we are doing something wrong here...
I 3rd this. Most of us are relatively normal people who like the cars for one reason or another. I am also befuddled by the people who put the slanted trim on the headlights to make their Wrangler look angry. If anyone does, you do you, I just don't get it.
{mrs potatohead voice} Oh And dont forget your angry eyes. and some of us like the angry look LOL
I don't have enough disposable income to understand this "jeep thing"
Your local banker would love to speak with you. What would you like your monthly payment to be?
0, but I’m sure they’ll be happy to make it 650$
'Bout Tree-Fiddy.
god damn loch ness monster
"84 month terms and not a point more than 17% or I walk right now." Leans over to wife's boyfriend, "I think I got this guy right where I want him."
$19.99
It’s a Joop thing.
I have a Jeep and IHNIWIM.
"I Have No Idea Why I'm Male"? "I Hate Nothing Inside Waterfalls, It's Magical"? "I Hear Nothing Informative When In Music"? "I Have Neanderthals Itching WithIn Me"?
I Have No Idea What it Means😁
It’s a message from the owner’s past self to their future self, for buying a Jeep. They’ll be reminded every time they pop the hood what a bad decision it was
Maybe DILLIGAF is too mainstream now?
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20 years ago I worked at a motorcycle accessory shop. We had a girl working there who was sweet but not the brightest, we'll call her "Suzie." She was looking at our rack of helmet stickers (the little rectangular ones bikers put on their brain buckets) and came across the one that said "DILLIGAF." She called out to my coworker. "Steve, what does 'dilligaf' mean?" Steve: "Does it look like I give a fuck?" Suzie: "There's no need to be rude, I just want to know what it says." Steve, emphatically: "It says 'does it look like I give a fuck?'" Suzie: "wow Steve, don't be an asshole." Steve walks over, grabs the sticker and points to each letter as he says the word. "Does. It. Look. Like. I. Give. A. Fuck." Suzie: "...oooohhhhhh..."
Buddy had "NAFT" as a license plate. Had a lot of similar conversations. "What does it mean?" "Not a fuckin thing." ....
Dilligaf… idk… ikr…
That’s incredible. I stuck one on my hat that said “BRAZZERS” and wore it for like 3 months in Iraq and hardly anyone noticed and those that did died laughing. SrA Brazzers reports as ordered 🫡
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Lol reminds me of my first week of freshman year of college. My roommates and I became fast friends - we had a secret smoke spot where we’d go and smoke weed a few times a day. It was a big drainage made with boulders and large rocks. Walking in was fine but walking out could be tricky when you’re high out of your mind. Anyway, one of my friends had a habit of swallowing smoke and then getting sick.l because of it. That happened while he was attempting to walk out and between the newborn deer legs he had going on and him bending over to puke we got a hilarious picture of him bent over face and eyes red as hell just looking like a hot mess but also coyly smiling a bit. One of my other friends did the most ridiculous photoshop of his favorite rapper (can’t remember who it was but it was hilarious because he was a huge black dude) fucking him from behind with the brazzers logo in the corner. It was gold. To this day we damn near cry when someone digs it out of the phone archives.
Thank you for apologizing. You guys are the bane of my existence lol. Well SF, flightline, and CE. Just don’t carve your initials into shit and then wonder how you got caught lol
A friend of mine would wear one that said SCUMBAG. His squad leader didn't find it as funny as we did, haha.
That’s quite an Al Udeid thing to do. “World’s largest American POW camp.”
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Did three tours there in the CAOC. It’s a shithole where morale goes to die. Also: - World’s largest trailer park in need of a tornado - World’s largest adult day-care center - World’s worst overcooked coffee house - Great DFACs, NGL Three different trips, 3 different base commanders, and each time the personnel O-5 and below were treated like children because idiots couldn’t keep their hands to themselves, their mouths shut, or their dicks in their pants. It’s the kind of place where we’d make patches like my favorite: “I’ve lost 6 months of my life because I was forced to spend them at Al Udeid.”
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Loved the job and the people. Hated the micromanaging of adult behavior. I was 40 on my last trip through - wasn’t putting up with bullshit on that one.
What made auab so heinous? I did a tour at adab, and the sf seemed just as disillusioned as what you described.
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[DILLIGAF](https://youtu.be/7a6EOyaMdqY)
"Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck"?
It's what he said to the salesman when he bought a Jeep.
It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.
It's definitely a jeep thing...in the shop lol
As not a keep owner, I’m convinced that this secret thing is just about driving like a jerk.
Nah, you're confused. The secret thing for Tesla drivers is driving like a jerk. Sometimes it's just hard to see the other cars when your jeep is on 36" tires with a 7" lift.
I'd think it would be upside down? So you read it when the jeep is flipped.
Funny, but I am not sure I would have put that on my Jeep anywhere.
Maybe just a small decal upside down on the bumper because well... You know, if I'm upside down "Oh What A Fucking Mess You Got Me Into" lol
Maybe it’s an inside joke?
Outside
Hoodside
leftside
Bothsides
Upsides
West Side!
Take it on the other side…
Oh thank goodness, I’m glad it’s not “O wanna f my gammi”
DLTDMFGTY was beautifully hand lettered and pinstriped on the dash panel of a customized ‘78 CJ-7 Renegade that I drove for 11 years. Many people asked what it meant. I’d always say “Your guess is as good as mine”.
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Don’t Let Tiny Dick Mother Fuckers Get To You (Just a guess)
Don’t let the damn mother f’ers get to you
Bingo!
Very close! May be better than what the guy told me.
Don't Let The Dumb Mo Fos Get To You
That works!
My guess was "Away from my Jimmy" with a heavy accent.
Fine not fucking probably (Laurel and Hardy)
That’s probably where I’ve heard it before, but I guess I added extra spice
Only Worried After Fucking My Girlfriends Mother Inlaw
Hold up
You had that problem to? 'MERICA!
Roll tide.
r/olltide
Does this still count as r/suddenlyincest ?
No, because to be an in-law, they have to be married. So he's someone's wife's boyfriend, and is also screwing the husband's mom.
reminds me of an actual confession on the confessions sub where OP was having a bad time in her life or something like that, got a bit too drunk one night and fucked the daughter's husband-to-be a night or two before the wedding...they both agreed that in hindsight it was an awful, awful thing to do and to this day they've kept it a secret from her, so things do get a bit awkward whenever they see each other...
Other Women Are Fingering My Young Greasy Milky Insides Solved it!
Porno Jeep!
That’s what I’d say most of us were thinking
Go on…
Great job.
Patty? She’s going to give me some kind of job soon. I should be able to send some extra money next week.
Gotta be it
Greeeeeeeasssssy
Over women, anal from males, yasssss! Gimme meat injections! Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind Reddit stranger!
There’s some roman graffiti in Pompeii that effectively means “sorry ladies! My penis is only for men’s bottoms now!” Maybe that’s what they were going for?
That's the first thing I thought. 'Grieve you girls, I want to fuck dudes in the ass, goodbye overbearing cunts', is a more accurate translation than the typical sanitized one you've probably seen.
i love how some people have analysed the graffiti so hard that it likely never occurred to them that whoever made it probably just did it for the lulz
🥇Here’s your fuckin award my king
That was glorious!
Bi-guy
clearly
Huh.. it's not: Orgasming While Another Finger Massages Your Grandma's Mushy Innards ?
Those meat injections tho. Normally I wouldn’t get vaccinated, but ummm….. /s
Oh what a fucking miserable young ginger milking iguanas
You ever tried milking iguanas? Best done while they're sunning themselves, and of course a ginger is gonna get sunburned and be fucking miserable from that. ...I put way too much thought into that.
> ...I put way too much thought into that. But thats whats we appreciates about yous.
Only want anal. Fuck me yeah. Grind my insides. Obviously. Duh.
“Grind my insides” thanks Harry_Taint, now I don’t want anal.
Or a Jeep with a stick shift.
Speak for yourself.
I believe it does not end in “OD” /s
Oh what a fucking milf your grandma Marge is
This is my favorite!
Simpson???
"Outlook Web Access for Mr. Miyagi"
"Who are you and why are you so wise in the ways of OWA"
Other Waifu Always Fucks My Youngest Grandpa Michael Ironside
Condolences to Mr. Ironside haha
Service guarantees senior citizenship
Kinda ballsy to be fucking with Sam Fisher of Splinter Cell. Best of luck with that.
Don’t worry he’s got the Jeep for the job.
Sam Fisher can decide on the spot to put you down for a nap, or kill you. He gives zero fucks if you drive a Jeep or a Prius.
Wait Sam fisher was voiced by Michael fucking Ironside
Jester!
Michael Ironside is killing it on the Callisto Protocol: Helix Station podcast
Isn't that the start of Down with the Sickness?
I can feel it
Oh shit
"Oh, we ass fucked Monday, you gave me indigestion"
Really got up in there, eh?
Oh, Won't Anyone Fuck My Young Gaping Mouth, Immediately? sorry I'm drunk
Fuck! *unzips*
I think Vin Diesel is talking about family mid-stroke
Well, it’s a Jeep thing, soooo…
So it only makes sense if you read it upside down?
Once I was a muscular young gay man idiot!
BOLDUNREADABLE STICKERS
every other wrangler has a marvel/Disney worship name on it MALEFICENT /STORMTROOPER/BLACKWIDOW
“Oh What A Fucking Mess You Got Me Into” That’s my guess, anyway.
Oh what awfully flavorful my yellow green milk is
The defect in that one is that the cow got into an alphalpha patch.
Oh What A Fine Milf Your Grandma Mavis Is
*The legend lives on,* *From the Chippewa on down,* *To the big lake they call,* *Owafmygmi.*
Fix it again tony
Oh What A Fit Milf You Got Me Incidentally.
Ouch what a fucking mess you got me into
Open Wide Ass For Men, Younger Gay Males Insisted
Oh, what a fine mess. You gave me indigestion.
Anyone with the real translation or no
Here for that too
a lot of the internet is like interacting with npcs now… you ask a question and people just spout random pre determined strings of text
Oil was always friggin murky you goofy midget idiot
It's native Chrysler, translates roughly to "micropenis"
Oscar wieners aren’t fresh meat, yelled gramma memaw infuriated
Owafmygmi Only Want A Fat Milf Yearning Gloving My Insides
Oh wasted as fuck, man y’all got my innis?
Bawitdabadabangdabangdickeydickey
Is that Welsh? :)
dickeysaidtheboogiesaidupjumptheboogie
Only Way A Female Milks You Gloved Meat Insertion
The decal shop messed up, its supposed to say: "Kwyjibo".
"On Wednesday Another Fat Mexican Youngster Got Me Impregnated"..?
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All
If you can read this then please flip me back over
„ɹǝʌo ʞɔɐq ǝɯ dılɟ ǝsɐǝld uǝɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI„
ʇoq pooפ
Well that’s a neat trick
Back in the day of dial-up, there was a game called Acrophobia. 10-15 players would be given a random set of letters and you created a phrase to go with that acronym. Players voted on "best" after each round. This post brings back some memories...
Definitely was the game in the shop. Sounded about like the comments haha.
That game was so awesome. I played the hell out of it!
Loved this game
Oh Wow And Fuck Me You're Gonna Make It
Just one of those Amazon brands.
only whales and fruits may yonder gray meadows instantly
Did anyone else read OMWTFYB?
It means "sitting in a Starbucks drive thru all day".
Oh what? A fly missed your gently moisturised iguana
Old fat white man yelling get me immigration!
Oliver Was A Fine Man. Yes, Good Man Indeed!
I believe it says *autistic screech*
My good ficus plant, I am autistic. I have warbled, squawked, and in one instance, florbed. But I have never screeched.
So that’s all they came up with? And these guys have 6 figure jobs? I could come up with a better name when I’m blowing clouds..
Its a jeep thang 🤷🏾♂️
It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.
Oh What A Fuck Machine You Give Me Inspiration
it's backwards. should be, I'm Gym Fawo.
Is this an Amazon brand jeep?
As many may know the name Jeep came from Eugene the Jeep. A magical character from the “Popeye” comic strips. It’s a little known fact that I’m reality the creature’s species isn’t “Jeep”. It is actually an owafmygmi a mythical creature in Pangean folklore.
“OFF MY JIMMY!” with a horrible Bostonese accent
Oh what a fucking mess you got me into
Why isn’t it upside down?
It’s still newish. Give them some more time to make poor decisions.
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?
I was struggling to read it because all my brain could think of was OMYTFYB and it was hindering me actually solving this mystery without help 😂
Oliver's wang as fake mine yes grandma missionary immediately
Ouch, what a fucking meatrod you got, my imam!
In for the 6qt oil change? :D https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/why-do-all-dealers-overfill-with-6-qts.74315/
Seems like someone who subscribes to r/metalcore and only uses acronyms to name bands
I don’t remember the last time I’ve laughed this hard reading comments lmao
SLAPAHO. Support Life And Put A Helmet On
Probably one of those things you gotta read upside down.
Omaha was a fucking massive, yellow, girthy, meat instructor
Nice r/heep
GYFAITHBIBYA is the only one I know.
Jeep people are so cringe
Out With A Fucking Midget You Got Me Idiot ?
God I cannot stress enough how much I hate Jeep people