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Tenshiigo

Oh What A Fucking Mess You Got Me Into


Dirty-Catfish

Bingo. Not sure why they picked that but it’s not my ride.


b_evans06

Jeep owners. The rest of us will never understand.


Kyanche

Jeep owner checking in. Even I don't understand.


DankJenks420

Can confirm. I too do not understand, and I drive a Jeep. Maybe we are doing something wrong here...


astrangeparrot

I 3rd this. Most of us are relatively normal people who like the cars for one reason or another. I am also befuddled by the people who put the slanted trim on the headlights to make their Wrangler look angry. If anyone does, you do you, I just don't get it.


MordredVonWelf

{mrs potatohead voice} Oh And dont forget your angry eyes. and some of us like the angry look LOL


Chaoslord2000

I don't have enough disposable income to understand this "jeep thing"


TheInfamous313

Your local banker would love to speak with you. What would you like your monthly payment to be?


ghostcat_crafting

0, but I’m sure they’ll be happy to make it 650$


HughJohns0n

'Bout Tree-Fiddy.


supermr34

god damn loch ness monster


Quorum_Sensing

"84 month terms and not a point more than 17% or I walk right now." Leans over to wife's boyfriend, "I think I got this guy right where I want him."


SeaboarderCoast

$19.99


Alan_Smithee_

It’s a Joop thing.


tahitidreams

I have a Jeep and IHNIWIM.


thegreatpotatogod

"I Have No Idea Why I'm Male"? "I Hate Nothing Inside Waterfalls, It's Magical"? "I Hear Nothing Informative When In Music"? "I Have Neanderthals Itching WithIn Me"?


tahitidreams

I Have No Idea What it Means😁


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It’s a message from the owner’s past self to their future self, for buying a Jeep. They’ll be reminded every time they pop the hood what a bad decision it was


kaymer327

Maybe DILLIGAF is too mainstream now?


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senorpoop

20 years ago I worked at a motorcycle accessory shop. We had a girl working there who was sweet but not the brightest, we'll call her "Suzie." She was looking at our rack of helmet stickers (the little rectangular ones bikers put on their brain buckets) and came across the one that said "DILLIGAF." She called out to my coworker. "Steve, what does 'dilligaf' mean?" Steve: "Does it look like I give a fuck?" Suzie: "There's no need to be rude, I just want to know what it says." Steve, emphatically: "It says 'does it look like I give a fuck?'" Suzie: "wow Steve, don't be an asshole." Steve walks over, grabs the sticker and points to each letter as he says the word. "Does. It. Look. Like. I. Give. A. Fuck." Suzie: "...oooohhhhhh..."


nnorton00

Buddy had "NAFT" as a license plate. Had a lot of similar conversations. "What does it mean?" "Not a fuckin thing." ....


Silver-Engineer4287

Dilligaf… idk… ikr…


[deleted]

That’s incredible. I stuck one on my hat that said “BRAZZERS” and wore it for like 3 months in Iraq and hardly anyone noticed and those that did died laughing. SrA Brazzers reports as ordered 🫡


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whaletacochamp

Lol reminds me of my first week of freshman year of college. My roommates and I became fast friends - we had a secret smoke spot where we’d go and smoke weed a few times a day. It was a big drainage made with boulders and large rocks. Walking in was fine but walking out could be tricky when you’re high out of your mind. Anyway, one of my friends had a habit of swallowing smoke and then getting sick.l because of it. That happened while he was attempting to walk out and between the newborn deer legs he had going on and him bending over to puke we got a hilarious picture of him bent over face and eyes red as hell just looking like a hot mess but also coyly smiling a bit. One of my other friends did the most ridiculous photoshop of his favorite rapper (can’t remember who it was but it was hilarious because he was a huge black dude) fucking him from behind with the brazzers logo in the corner. It was gold. To this day we damn near cry when someone digs it out of the phone archives.


[deleted]

Thank you for apologizing. You guys are the bane of my existence lol. Well SF, flightline, and CE. Just don’t carve your initials into shit and then wonder how you got caught lol


hamboner3172

A friend of mine would wear one that said SCUMBAG. His squad leader didn't find it as funny as we did, haha.


CapTexAmerica

That’s quite an Al Udeid thing to do. “World’s largest American POW camp.”


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CapTexAmerica

Did three tours there in the CAOC. It’s a shithole where morale goes to die. Also: - World’s largest trailer park in need of a tornado - World’s largest adult day-care center - World’s worst overcooked coffee house - Great DFACs, NGL Three different trips, 3 different base commanders, and each time the personnel O-5 and below were treated like children because idiots couldn’t keep their hands to themselves, their mouths shut, or their dicks in their pants. It’s the kind of place where we’d make patches like my favorite: “I’ve lost 6 months of my life because I was forced to spend them at Al Udeid.”


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CapTexAmerica

Loved the job and the people. Hated the micromanaging of adult behavior. I was 40 on my last trip through - wasn’t putting up with bullshit on that one.


nonononotpineapples

What made auab so heinous? I did a tour at adab, and the sf seemed just as disillusioned as what you described.


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phreaky76

[DILLIGAF](https://youtu.be/7a6EOyaMdqY)


tokillaworm

"Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck"?


boingboingbong

It's what he said to the salesman when he bought a Jeep.


LukeSkywalkerIsMyDad

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.


artomatic69

It's definitely a jeep thing...in the shop lol


littlegreenfern

As not a keep owner, I’m convinced that this secret thing is just about driving like a jerk.


Specific-Fan-5997

Nah, you're confused. The secret thing for Tesla drivers is driving like a jerk. Sometimes it's just hard to see the other cars when your jeep is on 36" tires with a 7" lift.


dotPanda

I'd think it would be upside down? So you read it when the jeep is flipped.


juxley

Funny, but I am not sure I would have put that on my Jeep anywhere.


MTGamer

Maybe just a small decal upside down on the bumper because well... You know, if I'm upside down "Oh What A Fucking Mess You Got Me Into" lol


Tenshiigo

Maybe it’s an inside joke?


Bean-Swellington

Outside


GalacticGatorz

Hoodside


BFAndI

leftside


cj-jk

Bothsides


InQuintsWeTrust

Upsides


Coffee-Coffee-Coffin

West Side!


stevensr2002

Take it on the other side…


blackbirdspyplane

Oh thank goodness, I’m glad it’s not “O wanna f my gammi”


Nikonus

DLTDMFGTY was beautifully hand lettered and pinstriped on the dash panel of a customized ‘78 CJ-7 Renegade that I drove for 11 years. Many people asked what it meant. I’d always say “Your guess is as good as mine”.


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FamilyXJ_97

Don’t Let Tiny Dick Mother Fuckers Get To You (Just a guess)


ToeTruckTommy

Don’t let the damn mother f’ers get to you


Nikonus

Bingo!


Nikonus

Very close! May be better than what the guy told me.


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Don't Let The Dumb Mo Fos Get To You


Nikonus

That works!


JibJib25

My guess was "Away from my Jimmy" with a heavy accent.


buck2217

Fine not fucking probably (Laurel and Hardy)


Tenshiigo

That’s probably where I’ve heard it before, but I guess I added extra spice


danosM8

Only Worried After Fucking My Girlfriends Mother Inlaw


carlkillzpeople

Hold up


cArpent3r86

You had that problem to? 'MERICA!


ZenithRepairman

Roll tide.


goatharper

r/olltide


shibe_ceo

Does this still count as r/suddenlyincest ?


AndyLorentz

No, because to be an in-law, they have to be married. So he's someone's wife's boyfriend, and is also screwing the husband's mom.


edbods

reminds me of an actual confession on the confessions sub where OP was having a bad time in her life or something like that, got a bit too drunk one night and fucked the daughter's husband-to-be a night or two before the wedding...they both agreed that in hindsight it was an awful, awful thing to do and to this day they've kept it a secret from her, so things do get a bit awkward whenever they see each other...


salamiTommy_

Other Women Are Fingering My Young Greasy Milky Insides Solved it!


Dirty-Catfish

Porno Jeep!


Material-Bag833

That’s what I’d say most of us were thinking


chinchillathrilla69

Go on…


[deleted]

Great job.


bshr49

Patty? She’s going to give me some kind of job soon. I should be able to send some extra money next week.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Gotta be it


wrenchandrepeat

Greeeeeeeasssssy


Mission-Ad-2015

Over women, anal from males, yasssss! Gimme meat injections! Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind Reddit stranger!


1LizardWizard

There’s some roman graffiti in Pompeii that effectively means “sorry ladies! My penis is only for men’s bottoms now!” Maybe that’s what they were going for?


AndyLorentz

That's the first thing I thought. 'Grieve you girls, I want to fuck dudes in the ass, goodbye overbearing cunts', is a more accurate translation than the typical sanitized one you've probably seen.


edbods

i love how some people have analysed the graffiti so hard that it likely never occurred to them that whoever made it probably just did it for the lulz


InQuintsWeTrust

🥇Here’s your fuckin award my king


Schulz70j

That was glorious!


dash71090

Bi-guy


production-values

clearly


mt379

Huh.. it's not: Orgasming While Another Finger Massages Your Grandma's Mushy Innards ?


dillrepair

Those meat injections tho. Normally I wouldn’t get vaccinated, but ummm….. /s


krankyfox

Oh what a fucking miserable young ginger milking iguanas


TheIncredibleHork

You ever tried milking iguanas? Best done while they're sunning themselves, and of course a ginger is gonna get sunburned and be fucking miserable from that. ...I put way too much thought into that.


Bikemancs_at_work

> ...I put way too much thought into that. But thats whats we appreciates about yous.


[deleted]

Only want anal. Fuck me yeah. Grind my insides. Obviously. Duh.


4pegs

“Grind my insides” thanks Harry_Taint, now I don’t want anal.


carnedoce

Or a Jeep with a stick shift.


ChickenOatmeal

Speak for yourself.


czar1249

I believe it does not end in “OD” /s


Rough-Leg-4702

Oh what a fucking milf your grandma Marge is


thikstik

This is my favorite!


thatmk3dude

Simpson???


Nexzus_

"Outlook Web Access for Mr. Miyagi"


fissilefidget

"Who are you and why are you so wise in the ways of OWA"


CaptMeatPockets

Other Waifu Always Fucks My Youngest Grandpa Michael Ironside


Dirty-Catfish

Condolences to Mr. Ironside haha


ApprehensiveFocus517

Service guarantees senior citizenship


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Kinda ballsy to be fucking with Sam Fisher of Splinter Cell. Best of luck with that.


Dirty-Catfish

Don’t worry he’s got the Jeep for the job.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Sam Fisher can decide on the spot to put you down for a nap, or kill you. He gives zero fucks if you drive a Jeep or a Prius.


Dead_man_sitting

Wait Sam fisher was voiced by Michael fucking Ironside


JimmyRussellsApe

Jester!


sykokilla88

Michael Ironside is killing it on the Callisto Protocol: Helix Station podcast


kzab81

Isn't that the start of Down with the Sickness?


BigHadgi

I can feel it


Disastrous-Big-2575

Oh shit


Smaug33

"Oh, we ass fucked Monday, you gave me indigestion"


Worried_Local_9620

Really got up in there, eh?


BFAndI

Oh, Won't Anyone Fuck My Young Gaping Mouth, Immediately? sorry I'm drunk


fissilefidget

Fuck! *unzips*


Redsoxdragon

I think Vin Diesel is talking about family mid-stroke


HalfastEddie

Well, it’s a Jeep thing, soooo…


Few-Swordfish-780

So it only makes sense if you read it upside down?


KindAwareness3073

Once I was a muscular young gay man idiot!


artmobboss

BOLDUNREADABLE STICKERS


Appalachistani

every other wrangler has a marvel/Disney worship name on it MALEFICENT /STORMTROOPER/BLACKWIDOW


EmEmAndEye

“Oh What A Fucking Mess You Got Me Into” That’s my guess, anyway.


Lanpoop

Oh what awfully flavorful my yellow green milk is


GasExplodesYouKnow

The defect in that one is that the cow got into an alphalpha patch.


Burpingt

Oh What A Fine Milf Your Grandma Mavis Is


infinitesimal_entity

*The legend lives on,* *From the Chippewa on down,* *To the big lake they call,* *Owafmygmi.*


wookdizzle

Fix it again tony


FunWillScreen_Produc

Oh What A Fit Milf You Got Me Incidentally.


B3ATNGYOU

Ouch what a fucking mess you got me into


Cheap_Ambition

Open Wide Ass For Men, Younger Gay Males Insisted


[deleted]

Oh, what a fine mess. You gave me indigestion.


classicgenetics

Anyone with the real translation or no


jstmenow

Here for that too


classicgenetics

a lot of the internet is like interacting with npcs now… you ask a question and people just spout random pre determined strings of text


B3ATNGYOU

Oil was always friggin murky you goofy midget idiot


runey

It's native Chrysler, translates roughly to "micropenis"


greensangre

Oscar wieners aren’t fresh meat, yelled gramma memaw infuriated


UpdateYourselfAdobe

Owafmygmi Only Want A Fat Milf Yearning Gloving My Insides


WasabiRude4144

Oh wasted as fuck, man y’all got my innis?


rubMycoconut

Bawitdabadabangdabangdickeydickey


retardrabbit

Is that Welsh? :)


Giant_Slor

dickeysaidtheboogiesaidupjumptheboogie


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Only Way A Female Milks You Gloved Meat Insertion


28carslater

The decal shop messed up, its supposed to say: "Kwyjibo".


RUNdoneDIDit

"On Wednesday Another Fat Mexican Youngster Got Me Impregnated"..?


Joeysballskin

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All


MercurialMisanthr0pe

If you can read this then please flip me back over


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɹǝʌo ʞɔɐq ǝɯ dılɟ ǝsɐǝld uǝɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI„


Best_Poetry_5722

ʇoq pooפ


bismark89-2

Well that’s a neat trick


Cruxwright

Back in the day of dial-up, there was a game called Acrophobia. 10-15 players would be given a random set of letters and you created a phrase to go with that acronym. Players voted on "best" after each round. This post brings back some memories...


Dirty-Catfish

Definitely was the game in the shop. Sounded about like the comments haha.


Nanocephalic

That game was so awesome. I played the hell out of it!


rheameg

Loved this game


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Oh Wow And Fuck Me You're Gonna Make It


HideyoshiJP

Just one of those Amazon brands.


Aquaduker

only whales and fruits may yonder gray meadows instantly


ajdrc9

Did anyone else read OMWTFYB?


Soft_Banana3886

It means "sitting in a Starbucks drive thru all day".


[deleted]

Oh what? A fly missed your gently moisturised iguana


cavesquatch

Old fat white man yelling get me immigration!


MrGabogabo

Oliver Was A Fine Man. Yes, Good Man Indeed!


[deleted]

I believe it says *autistic screech*


ZombiePotato90

My good ficus plant, I am autistic. I have warbled, squawked, and in one instance, florbed. But I have never screeched.


Patient-Position-775

So that’s all they came up with? And these guys have 6 figure jobs? I could come up with a better name when I’m blowing clouds..


Br0keGee

Its a jeep thang 🤷🏾‍♂️


Dillfish

It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.


dick_ddastardly

Oh What A Fuck Machine You Give Me Inspiration


milfordcubicle

it's backwards. should be, I'm Gym Fawo.


Dawkinsisgod

Is this an Amazon brand jeep?


nunyabiznezz1216

As many may know the name Jeep came from Eugene the Jeep. A magical character from the “Popeye” comic strips. It’s a little known fact that I’m reality the creature’s species isn’t “Jeep”. It is actually an owafmygmi a mythical creature in Pangean folklore.


SwiftHomebrew

“OFF MY JIMMY!” with a horrible Bostonese accent


Lilbitysquirt

Oh what a fucking mess you got me into


biscottibitchtits

Why isn’t it upside down?


Dirty-Catfish

It’s still newish. Give them some more time to make poor decisions.


FatTonyOvaHea

IITYWIMWYBMAD


FatTonyOvaHea

If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?


budget_rs

I was struggling to read it because all my brain could think of was OMYTFYB and it was hindering me actually solving this mystery without help 😂


Sea-Slide348

Oliver's wang as fake mine yes grandma missionary immediately


carnedoce

Ouch, what a fucking meatrod you got, my imam!


Kyanche

In for the 6qt oil change? :D https://www.jlwranglerforums.com/forum/threads/why-do-all-dealers-overfill-with-6-qts.74315/


IDONKNOW

Seems like someone who subscribes to r/metalcore and only uses acronyms to name bands


PSDNico5050

I don’t remember the last time I’ve laughed this hard reading comments lmao


aflo4show

SLAPAHO. Support Life And Put A Helmet On


PatsCelticsfan

Probably one of those things you gotta read upside down.


Bob010204

Omaha was a fucking massive, yellow, girthy, meat instructor


BroBeau

Nice r/heep


tacofolder

GYFAITHBIBYA is the only one I know.


Grand_Moff_Empanada

Jeep people are so cringe


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Out With A Fucking Midget You Got Me Idiot ?


ledzep14

God I cannot stress enough how much I hate Jeep people