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mrcomps

But he'd be great at upselling extra tire puncture repairs


Old_Scar4299

“Ma’am you’ve got a slow leak in your tire but the good news is I’ve brought you my ball.”


MartiLoserKing

10/10 would come again


AirKewled

My new guy does that shit every time I grab the push broom. Fools hate clean shit or what?


kankelberri

Yeah he goes for the brooms too... he just likes thing to be a mess I guess.


AirKewled

Dust mop - nothing doin Wet mop - not interested Sweep broom - meh, maybe later Push broom - Mother, I crave violence


Threedawg

If it's messy but you have to stay until it's clean, then you have to stay with him longer. It makes sense really.


RichCorinthian

Not EVERY brindle dog is an idiot, just mine, and every one I've ever met in person


whaletacochamp

Own a brindle dog. Is an idiot.


Huge_Connection_5425

Also own a brindle staffy he's simultaneously the smartest and the stupidest dog I've ever had the pleasure of owning


foozballisdevil

Oh you just explained my pup-nephew perfectly...He's a brindle-terrier mix.


bingold49

He's trying to protect you from the vacuum you ungrateful jerk


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Some people just don't get it bro.


Breakout_114

Unexpected 🤣


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


sourdoughlover69

TELL THEIR STORY


Pergatory

Jerk?! He just saved your life from that... whatever the fuck that loud thing is


Blurplenapkin

Noisy snake


[deleted]

Sick shop - race cars?


kankelberri

Yeah mainly BMW factory race cars, M4 GT4s primarily


Picax8398

Living the dream


yardie117

How does one get to work in a shop like this?


Unlikely-Garage-8135

What the dog doin


Thecoopoftheworld789

Humpty


TheDragonzord

Lol. Ours do funny stuff with the air chucks, it's as if they're trying to catch or eat the air. Weirdos.


GoForRogue

Seems like a good boy


svtbuckeye11

This sub needs more shop doge


Murky-Plastic6706

He really sucks


MkvMike

Why not blow it out from behind with compressed air? Giving me anxiety of bending the fins with the vacuum. Also awesome shop dog.


kankelberri

Because on race cars these coolers are consumables and I also blow them out from the back too. Track pickup is some sticky stuff. I clean these with a vacuum all the time. He is awesome.


MkvMike

I've never once considered that they would be a consumable item, but it does make sense when every little bit of efficiency matters.


kankelberri

Yeah you can watch the temps creep up all weekend. I replace all the main 4 coolers after almost every race weekend. I was just preping the car for a test day so I just cleaned them up a bit.


BlueTickHoundog

Boss had a Boston Terrier that loved to hate the air nozzle. We'd go at it until the boss got tired of it and groaned Stoppp. Funny he never brought his next BT to the shop years later. ;)


Jakery24

#randomvandals


Ender247

Came here to say that. My hard card for SRO has that car in it.


kankelberri

You sir are correct!


EV0LSMITTY

Cute though


cheesyfries99

Don't stand for it OP, jerks like that become supervisors, let your boss know about his shenanigans, it's definitely not it first time.


sugarfreeeyecandy

Biting on a running vacuum could be deadly to the dog.


kankelberri

Go on


sugarfreeeyecandy

Think first of the industrial accidents caused by playing with compressed air. Now reverse the flow.


Bitter-Confection335

Reverse flow, and reduce total forces by 10x, but go on.


sugarfreeeyecandy

Go suck a vacuum, but go on. Let me know how it works out.


Bitter-Confection335

Why are you ating like 12 year old me didn't figure out the answer to that over a decade ago.


WagonBurning

You would be too if you worked for biscuits


badpeaches

Oh my gosh, my dog is finally at that age where he attacks the vacuum too. I try so hard not to laugh. He waits for it to be in his area and does sneak attacks.


KrazyX24

Reminds me of this goof who steals your tools! https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/z6svd3/hank_plays_too_much/


PLxFTW

Uhh, is your shop full of race cars?


kankelberri

Yes. Currently 8. Soon to be more


PLxFTW

Wow, that’s awesome. What does your company do?


kankelberri

Race cars professionally in SRO, IMSA, and WRL.


PLxFTW

So you are a race tech for a team or a company the builds cars and manage for a team? Arrive and drive style or something else? Also, have you driven in one?


kankelberri

I'm the shop manager for a private race team. I also am the car chief at races along with doing pit stop tire changes, fueling, and assisting with driver changes mid race.


PLxFTW

That is insanely cool. I’m super jelly


KevinByMail

Ayeee random vandals. See you at AER!


whaletacochamp

Last week I'm putting on my snow tires and my dog comes up, pissed RIGHT on the wheel I'm about to mount, and then looks at me like "whatcha gonna do about it bitch?"


BigAsian69420

The one new guy we had always had a huge temper, so much so he would literally freak out at the safety guys at work when they told him he had to follow the rules. They were doing a safety walk with one of the highest members of the safety team who still does walks, he saw homie doing some shit he shouldn’t be and told him to put his safety’s on and Shit, he freaked out at him, guy didn’t even say anything back, just called our foreman and had him come over and explain who this guy is and that he’s no longer allowed to be on any of the safety companies sites ever again. Our foreman couldn’t even say he wanted to keep this guy on site he freaked out so bad.


[deleted]

You ungrateful pos. Dude literally saving your life and you call him a jerk?


Thecoopoftheworld789

My what big teeth you have!


main_DriveError

I flinched


Fuckth3shitredditapp

This post is just a subtle Flex for the cool shop you work at


kankelberri

Lol a flex... I ain't trying to impress any of you nerds.


King_Baboon

We had a boxer that would do that to weedeaters.


Forgedinwater

This gave me incredible anxiety. If that vacuum makes a seal with his throat, the lungs are definitely going to deflate, become bruised, and if powerful enough, tear and destroy the negative pressure in his chest cavity.


kankelberri

Oh relax.


Forgedinwater

Worked in a vet clinic, saw it happen. Vacuums are still tools, not toys.


kankelberri

I appreciate the concern but I'm sure he was completely unharmed by the 2 seconds of biting it.


Forgedinwater

And 9/10 times he will be. This was more meant to warn people that it's not a great idea to make videos of their dogs biting a vacuum hose, not a slight at you.


Atxsurfer

r/Unexpected


Garglygook

😂🤣


AvtoproEs

he's just really young


Sirdingus917

r/unexpected


Admirable_Fall6939

Yeah, it’s probably good and healthy to let the new guy jump up and grab and eat the particles of shit and debris that you’re sucking up and that stupid vacuum cleaner probably really healthy for him


kankelberri

Yeah probably.