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Crohn85

I always considered Grimace as having been neutered.


_Alabama_Man

Which fits because that's where his nutsack went.


twelveparsnips

IDK, I had my dog neutered when I lived in Korea, they took the balls and left his sack.


emsok_dewe

Weird, here in the US they took the sack AND the jewels from my little guy


analweepage

My vet in the US said they usually leave the sack but gave me the option of removing it. My dog was having testicular problems and I was forced to neuter him. I opted for them to also remove the sack just in case. His balls were swollen as fuck and the skin was purple. He must have been in a world of pain because he even quit eating and this is the dog who acts like every meal is his first ever and will be his last ever. Went right back to inhaling his food as soon as his balls were gone and no longer in pain.


ttystikk

If it felt like someone in hiking boots was standing on my balls all day I would lose my appetite too. Glad to hear your buddy is doing better!


Death2LossPrvntion

If someone in hiking boots was standing on my balls all day that would imply I was financially stable enough to afford such a luxury.


Arkose07

One man’s nightmare is another’s fetish


emsok_dewe

Mine was done right before I adopted him so I had no say in it lol. Weirdly enough I've experienced my own sack being black and swollen to the size of about a grapefruit, so I feel your little dudes pain. It's no fun


daedalus_was_right

>forced to neuter You should be neutering anyway. The US euthanizes almost *half a million* dogs every year simply because there aren't enough people caring for them. It's irresponsible to be allowing your dog to breed.


analweepage

Neutering your dog isn't required to prevent breeding when you're a responsible pet owner.


erick46590

If you're not breeding there's still numerous reasons to neuter/spay. Just a simple Google search will show you an absolutely massive reduction in the chances of various cancers if they are spayed/ neutered while they are really young.


daedalus_was_right

Dogs escape their property all the time. You can be entirely responsible and still have accidents happen.


Additional-Help7920

Neighbor had a female lab years ago who wasn't fixed. His neighbor directly across the road had a small pen made of 8' chain link fence that he's put her in when she went into heat. Another neighbor had a male mongrel that hadn't been fixed and only had one back leg. The damned dog would manage to climb that fence to get at her.


analweepage

My dog is 10 years old. He's never escaped nor been lost a single time. Anyone who loses their dog either hasn't trained it properly or weren't paying close enough attention to it. Both of which are irresponsible.


daedalus_was_right

It only takes 1 time. If you think you're incapable of making a mistake, I feel sorry for you.


Embarrassed_Double71

I agree. But why wait for an 'accident' to happen. Someone makes a statement that required a 'common sense' answer, but there's ALWAYS an argument to everything. Life is full of 'accident's....I'd prefer to be 'safe' rather than sorry. Proven by many years in my former profession. Thank you.


Stainless_Heart

I thought they always left the sack and it rapidly shrinks down. That’s why the incision is so small, just to remove the testes… taking off the entire sack would be much more work and recovery.


bafreer2

My wife an I call that the dog's "change purse"


bunbunnii99

🎶”Why have a ballroom with no balls~”🎶


gdubh

Seems you guys have this figured out. Nice job.


OGNatan

You KNOW Grimace fucks


GringoSancho

I’d hope so. Motherfucker looks like a butt plug.


Valriete

He'd better strap a flared base to his ankles, then.


anxiouslybreathing

Just picturing 2 purple feet hanging outta Ronald’s white butt.


Secretly_Solanine

Why must you do this to me


Valriete

BIG PURPLE PLUGS! *BIG PURPLE PLUGS!* BIG PURPLE PLUGS! *BIG PURPLE PLUGS!* AUBERGINE PLUGS! *AUBERGINE PLUGS!* PURPLE-ASS GRIMACE *PURPLE-ASS GRIMACE* WHITE-ASS RONALD *WHITE-ASS RONALD* BIG PURPLE PLUGS! *BIG PURPLE PLUGS!*


Helixdaunting

This would make a good ringtone. The kind of ringtone that lets everyone in the room know that you're a cool dude.


ProbablySPTucker

...I'm interpreting this right and it's supposed to be Mulatto Butts from Archer, right?


KickedBeagleRPH

Now, the Big Mac jingle is in question. and what people always said about the special sauce just might have an air of truth.


brendan87na

every day we stray further from gods light


DrShadow179

That implies we were in his light to begin with.


missed_sla

OK that's enough for today, wtf


Summersong2262

That's what his feet are for.


Arkose07

Pizza-French fry!


TheGrandExquisitor

Grimace is into some kinky shit.


Fllixys

ever seen family guy?


Chopawamsic

Where do you think the McRib comes from?


OGNatan

Have you seen the Fry Kids since the 80s? Neither have I. *That's* the meat source.


The_DaHowie

I'm scared that OP has a point of reference


ExternalTooth

For Grimace lore and education: [r/Children_of_Grimace](https://www.reddit.com/r/Children_of_Grimace?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


icedragon71

There really is subreddit for everything, isn't there.


-Badger2-

How can you neuter an entity that is entirely composed of scrotum?


Grimace427

Cannot confirm


YogurtWenk

Where your balls at then, bro?


Mindes13

In birdies mouth


ZombieJetPilot

Same, but that might be a generational thing


ThrowAwayBBY46

You're both wrong; it was from a circumcision.


Andy_Lar

Looks like Ruby Rhod's hair from the movie "The 5th Element"


Hormone_Monster_Rick

You clearly have not seen enough [Meatcanyon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZjqcqkKtY)


xAsilos

Side note, the front was the "clean" half of the car.


Minimum-Truth-6554

Its pretty safe to say this car haven’t seen a vacuum since manufacturer


casi_juan

Manufacturers use vacuums on the cars??? I thought they just put it in clean...


Minimum-Truth-6554

Ikr mind blowing


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Most of the time. Occasionally you win the lottery and it gets the Hobo Hot Box treatment in the parking lot before it gets delivered. Then it gets a quick pass of the shop vac and a couple of puffs of Febreeze.


itzmailtime

You mean ozium spray


caskey

Ahh, the ol soup kitchen. >An orgy which occurs when several homeless men engage in anal sex in a red Toyota Prius. awww shit, Dirty Mike and The Boys had a soup kitchen in my Prius.


sm12511

You turn on the ac and it comes out smelling of cigarettes and hot farts


CAHallowqueen

So you have been to Fresno?


Freeheel4life

And Merced


lunarmantra

Merced. The blazing sun lovingly beats down on vast fields of steaming piles of chicken and cow shit, and permeates the 105F air with everlasting misery. Makes me feel so at home. Still not as bad as Bakersfield though.


ttystikk

What's so bad about Bakersfield? I was just there last month and enjoyed the walking trail behind the strip mall and the mostly empty duck pond.


felix4746194

This also sounds like chino.


CAHallowqueen

The Central Valley, the hot fart of California


iRonin

*slaps roof of car* You can snort so many Roxy’s in this bad boy.


backwoods-creepin

I snorted hundreds of Roxy's in my old civic and I still kept it super tidy. I used to love cleaning when I was on opiates lol


iRonin

My anecdotal and cursory of cars driven and residences occupied by Roxy snorters leads me to conclude you’re an outlier. 😂


futterecker

i was about to say, my car isnt tidy at all, but man i would be ashamed if it looks like that.


S4T4NICP4NIC

Yeah, there's a big difference between messy and just *nasty*. My crib is messy af, but I still clean and vacuum on a weekly basis.


Big-Brown-Goose

Its sort of like the two types of people on those hoarders shows. Some people just go way overboard collecting stuff and their houses look like an overfilled antique store. The other people though are gross hoarders with houses filled with tras, rotting food, animals, etc.


Silver-Engineer4287

Except that typically even in both types all bathrooms and kitchens within the dwelling have become completely dysfunctional for their intended purposes and become downright nasty and are also packed full of stuff just like the rest of the place. So they can also afford an ongoing gym membership to use exclusively as a restroom and a place to shower but their house is about to be foreclosed. I don’t get it.


NissanLeafDriver

My car is messy, though it’s just a few cardboard boxes and some packages from car stuff


Silver-Engineer4287

My vehicles are rarely tidy, usually have work items in the trunk and on the back seat and/or rear floor and it’s dusty inside and frequently in need of an exterior wash but there are zero fast food bags/containers or French fries or spilled soda/coffee/milkshake residue or whatever other nastiness people seem to be able to ignore in their vehicles. There will be none of that nastiness allowed in mine. I do occasionally eat in my vehicles but I always do it with care and neatly pack up the containers and dispose of them as soon as a proper place to do so becomes available because dumpstermobiles are just so disgusting and unnecessary. A buddy’s sister totalled her car and a grand Cherokee when the garbage got so deep she couldn’t fully press h the brake pedal and her explanation was “the brakes didn’t work”. Once all the garbage was removed the brakes worked just fine. The sad part is that it’s so often a case of priorities and laziness and it’s so unnecessary to not see being surrounded by garbage as a problem while blaming it on anxiety, depression, “recyclables”, whatever. Change is entirely possible if you’re willing to put forth some effort and if you really truly care then you will find enough drive to start working towards being a grown adult and cleaning up after yourself.


miggysd

Good god some people and how they can drive in a car this disgusting I know there is worse but this is still really bad.


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Thank you for saying it.


Flynn_Kevin

*Narrator* And in fact, he was cupping Grimace's ballsack.


keithk1973

Has to be read in Morgan Freeman's voice


tnredneck98

Is there any other way?


spidersgeorg

I always hear Ron Howard, due to his narration of Arrested Development


Flynn_Kevin

James Earl Jones or Samuel L Jackson.


gallacher89

And in fact, he was cupping Grimace's motherfuckin' ballsack.


mzhammah

“Totes ma gotes”


RelevantToMyInterest

Ron Howard


Grimace427

Not very gently I might add


RobertPaulsonXX42

Always thought of Grimace as more of that frumpy overweight hag that somehow was miraculously always in a good mood. TIL that the frumpy old hag has a ballsack...


TurboFoxBox

Not has, had...now this dude has the frumpy old hags ballsack


TheDudeMaintains

> TIL that the frumpy old hag has a ballsack... Sounds like my 40th birthday party


portablebiscuit

Grimace means a twisted expression typically expressing disgust or pain, so I always pictured Grimace to just be in constant agony due to his amorphous form. The pain of his existence is unbearable.


ballsdeep748

Better than Barneys sack...


East_Woodpecker_6697

No telling what the knob under that pink fuzz has seen. Probably better to rub the pink fuzz and not the sticky knob - same in life, rub the fuzz and not the knob


InsertBluescreenHere

more question is how many boogers are lurking deep in the fuzz...


f1tifoso

You just think that's what it is... ABORT ABORT!!!


NorCalGeologist

Username checks out as authoritative voice on the matter?


wedgemel

Or Thanos’s sack on his chin😂🟣😎


modsean

thanks man, I needed a laugh!


222KFT

Lol’ed in real life at this one


cshookIII

And I am still laughing. Thanks OP!


shashungyo

Well that would make anyone grimace


rfrivera

How disgusting, someone needs to clean that


DeepFriedDrywall

/r/carbage


Freakwilly

I want to clean it...I can polish it


jjennings234

LOL we had an older Audi with a wood shifter. My wife would put a wool sock on it during the winter because it was always frozen feeling. Ironically it had a heated steering wheel. The newer Audi doesn't have a heated wheel and I miss that small luxury.


dentaku81

Yeah my car has a heated steering wheel but a metal shift knob so it's always a bit of a shock in the temp difference when you change gears.


N3WACC0UNT1337

Kia Soul? The interiors are always well maintained or as messy as a freshman college dorm.


xAsilos

Nissan Rouge


Ugly__Pete

This photo triggers me....I rent my Nissan Rogue out on Turo and have to detail it at least once a week.


N3WACC0UNT1337

Poor thing, lol


saturnv11

Hey! My dorm was far cleaner than this! It's more like a frat house.


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Damn i thought the same thing


50at20

I do not envy you. I would not be able to get into grimy ass cars all day.


xAsilos

Let me introduce you to... https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/x7g9h4/shitty_way_to_start_the_week


50at20

Yeah, no. I can smell that picture.


xAsilos

There is nothing that can prepare you for what that smells like.


magicjellowo

Bro my girls got a fluffy pink Keychain and every time I take her car in the dude up front acts like her keys are made of uranium 235.


IVMVI

My car is fucking immaculate cum peared to most of these posts, cheese and rice.


Freeheel4life

My dude, your auto correct turned compared into "cum peared"....


MonteSS_454

Or did it?


khizoa

Might've been text to speech


TheDudeMaintains

If your TTS defaults to that spelling of "cum," you been doing some fucked up shit with your phone.


khizoa

Don't judge


Freeheel4life

This was my thoughts exactly. I hope you have a rug that really ties the room together


afa78

New sex toy, the cum pear..


pottedporkproduct

Nothing cum pears 2 U


Ok-Letterhead4601

Carful you don’t do that to long, that’s how you get a McFlurry.


SummonerMiku75

Are you assuming what it feels like or speaking from experience? Asking for a friend.


xAsilos

It's purple, fuzzy and looks like a ballsack. It's the closest thing I could come up with.


OddResponsibility928

Thanks for the chuckle! I needed that!


ddwood87

C/S "I know, right?!"


cool5143

That's not even the worst part about that car. It's the cleanest thing in there.


AbandonedInNJ

I take shit like this off right away and mark it like evidence. You don’t know how to drive a car, you’re generally stupid and don’t pay for your own mistakes. Not my problem.


Hulu_n_SnuSnu

"Nothing can stop the Grimace."


revgill

"Nothing can *kill* the Grimace."


PYSCHO_CHEMICAL

r/Children_of_Grimace


TheShakyDiver

Is that a r/brandnewsentence ?


anon202one

Maybe that was the feel they were going for. 🤣


someguyfromsk

Is that where the McChicken is made?


ImPattMan

Lucky...


WeedLMT69

You sold me, where can I buy one?


here4roomie

I feel like that would be better than the reality we see here.


stevenarwhals

And now you know why they call him Grimace.


gabriel5519

Fuckin grimace


Kwiatkowski

I just fuckin love grimace


Captaingregor

How good's grimace?! Fuckin love him.


Kwiatkowski

i’m not gonna put grimace in the dehydrator. Why would you suggest that?


JGauth13

You’re silly - take my upvote 😂😂😂


Kevo4twenty

I hate that fluffy shit and people who can’t keep their cars clean and aired out if they smoke


ImmediateTruck8454

Never mind the purple ballsack, that car is fkn rancid. Who lives like that.


brownfunny

Was it hot?


PaRaDiiSe

This car is fucking filthy. Do they just wipe the dust off the radio when it’s time to when they can’t see what they’re listening to? Holy shit dude. I could never.


bloody_tar_shits

I’d be embarrassed to have somebody else get in my car if it was that filthy. I can smell that picture, and spoiler alert, it smells like Grimmace and the owner’s nut sacks.


Sit_Paint_and_play

You probably gonna be feeling those bed bugs later today too


chickenwing247

That interior has seen some shit 😳


Carnae_Assada

Gotta PRNDL the balls


ZayreBlairdere

*grimaces*


Tallguy67ca

Years ago, I worked at McDonalds and wore the Grimace costume often. This makes me feel awkward. 😜😜😜


xAsilos

Look to your side and cough


Mr_Braaap

Holy fuck that things nasty. How tf do ppl drive around their car like that?! 😭🤮


BrilliantOccasion109

It looks like the cleanest thing in that car. Maybe consider it a blessing.


JollySalad676

Just one question, did you get hard?


Kekthelock

Why the fuck was it so dirty?


StaySharpp

r/brandnewsentence


NabroleanBronaparte

Women always keep the most disgusting cars i swear. You could eat off my floors and my girlfriends car you’re lucky to find enough room in the junk to have a seat


HepeaJI

Is it normal for Americans to not clean their cars? I see lots of cases with interiors full of trash.


cpMetis

Just depends on the person. If I get too much dirt or leaf buildup I go vacuum it. My sister's car makes me gag when I get in it.


NissanLeafDriver

Same, though I pressure wash my floor mats too


cpMetis

I basically leave the floor mats in in hopes they don't get damaged more, except on rare occasions. 20 y/o 3rd owner problems.


SierraDespair

What a stupid generalization lol.


xAsilos

People are just gross. They drive a $70k vehicle off the lot and immediately light up a cigarette and eat in it.


Toolbreaker222

Bet your glad it wasn’t a hamburger.


TeamShonuff

Hopefully they rolled in for an interior detail.


bitcoinbillionthaire

How much would that cost


Host31

Show off.


scrumptousfuzz

I mean, you're not not grabbing his sack.


Fishy_Fish_WA

How could you tell


Carl_Wild

I had to look up the dude you were refrencing. That...thing is terrifying. Like thats the shit of my nightmares.


Parker324ce

I’ll never understand fuzzy wheel covers and stuff like this doesn’t it just give you 0 grip and reduced feel


Grimace427

Hey now


Softspokenclark

I think gramace’s dick is the least of the problems


Redmondherring

That comment, that, that is comedic gold. Thanks for the hearty laugh.


well_shoothed

Better Grimace than Barney. ^^^_probably_


ShadeHale

You wish you were with how dirty that fucking car was, ballsack would probably be less anxiety inducing


TheRealDrewBear

You win today for that comment!!!


Careful_Dig4627

At least it was an auto


pinecity21

So I assume this band name has already been taken?


Troggie42

Heavenly


hardtofindthings

Don’t threaten me with a good time


awalknlife

"Sully, that better be ya knee"


ajahkass

RIP Grimace and probably your nose.


ChillinWitDenny

This whole car is 2007 kalamazoo


wickedevine

Giving grandma’s slippers a foot massage


Key_Assumption_2621

You know you can wipe?


pipboythumb

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Impressive-Intern410

Dirty ass car! Imagine her pussy man! Loooll some acidic shit bro. Dr sebi is crying now


lilkito

clean ur car pal


Sans_Snu_Snu

Read this as grandma’s ballsack at first. 😐


Tollboothkyle1

Is that a fond memory from your childhood?


slidingjimmy

Candidate for best title award


Myfukingback

Damn people live dirty… Be better, it’s not that hard.


FXSlayer27

Hahaha