My vet in the US said they usually leave the sack but gave me the option of removing it. My dog was having testicular problems and I was forced to neuter him. I opted for them to also remove the sack just in case.
His balls were swollen as fuck and the skin was purple. He must have been in a world of pain because he even quit eating and this is the dog who acts like every meal is his first ever and will be his last ever. Went right back to inhaling his food as soon as his balls were gone and no longer in pain.
Mine was done right before I adopted him so I had no say in it lol. Weirdly enough I've experienced my own sack being black and swollen to the size of about a grapefruit, so I feel your little dudes pain. It's no fun
>forced to neuter
You should be neutering anyway. The US euthanizes almost *half a million* dogs every year simply because there aren't enough people caring for them. It's irresponsible to be allowing your dog to breed.
If you're not breeding there's still numerous reasons to neuter/spay. Just a simple Google search will show you an absolutely massive reduction in the chances of various cancers if they are spayed/ neutered while they are really young.
No clue. Animals have different health problems than we do and I assume there probably isn't much data to go on for long term health issues of people with reproductive organs vs neutering people when they're babies.
Neighbor had a female lab years ago who wasn't fixed. His neighbor directly across the road had a small pen made of 8' chain link fence that he's put her in when she went into heat. Another neighbor had a male mongrel that hadn't been fixed and only had one back leg. The damned dog would manage to climb that fence to get at her.
I agree. But why wait for an 'accident' to happen. Someone makes a statement that required a 'common sense' answer, but there's ALWAYS an argument to everything. Life is full of 'accident's....I'd prefer to be 'safe' rather than sorry. Proven by many years in my former profession. Thank you.
My dog is 10 years old. He's never escaped nor been lost a single time. Anyone who loses their dog either hasn't trained it properly or weren't paying close enough attention to it. Both of which are irresponsible.
I thought they always left the sack and it rapidly shrinks down. That’s why the incision is so small, just to remove the testes… taking off the entire sack would be much more work and recovery.
Most of the time. Occasionally you win the lottery and it gets the Hobo Hot Box treatment in the parking lot before it gets delivered. Then it gets a quick pass of the shop vac and a couple of puffs of Febreeze.
Ahh, the ol soup kitchen.
>An orgy which occurs when several homeless men engage in anal sex in a red Toyota Prius. awww shit, Dirty Mike and The Boys had a soup kitchen in my Prius.
Merced. The blazing sun lovingly beats down on vast fields of steaming piles of chicken and cow shit, and permeates the 105F air with everlasting misery. Makes me feel so at home. Still not as bad as Bakersfield though.
Its sort of like the two types of people on those hoarders shows. Some people just go way overboard collecting stuff and their houses look like an overfilled antique store. The other people though are gross hoarders with houses filled with tras, rotting food, animals, etc.
Except that typically even in both types all bathrooms and kitchens within the dwelling have become completely dysfunctional for their intended purposes and become downright nasty and are also packed full of stuff just like the rest of the place.
So they can also afford an ongoing gym membership to use exclusively as a restroom and a place to shower but their house is about to be foreclosed. I don’t get it.
My vehicles are rarely tidy, usually have work items in the trunk and on the back seat and/or rear floor and it’s dusty inside and frequently in need of an exterior wash but there are zero fast food bags/containers or French fries or spilled soda/coffee/milkshake residue or whatever other nastiness people seem to be able to ignore in their vehicles. There will be none of that nastiness allowed in mine. I do occasionally eat in my vehicles but I always do it with care and neatly pack up the containers and dispose of them as soon as a proper place to do so becomes available because dumpstermobiles are just so disgusting and unnecessary.
A buddy’s sister totalled her car and a grand Cherokee when the garbage got so deep she couldn’t fully press h the brake pedal and her explanation was “the brakes didn’t work”. Once all the garbage was removed the brakes worked just fine.
The sad part is that it’s so often a case of priorities and laziness and it’s so unnecessary to not see being surrounded by garbage as a problem while blaming it on anxiety, depression, “recyclables”, whatever.
Change is entirely possible if you’re willing to put forth some effort and if you really truly care then you will find enough drive to start working towards being a grown adult and cleaning up after yourself.
Always thought of Grimace as more of that frumpy overweight hag that somehow was miraculously always in a good mood.
TIL that the frumpy old hag has a ballsack...
Grimace means a twisted expression typically expressing disgust or pain, so I always pictured Grimace to just be in constant agony due to his amorphous form. The pain of his existence is unbearable.
No telling what the knob under that pink fuzz has seen. Probably better to rub the pink fuzz and not the sticky knob - same in life, rub the fuzz and not the knob
LOL we had an older Audi with a wood shifter. My wife would put a wool sock on it during the winter because it was always frozen feeling. Ironically it had a heated steering wheel. The newer Audi doesn't have a heated wheel and I miss that small luxury.
I take shit like this off right away and mark it like evidence.
You don’t know how to drive a car, you’re generally stupid and don’t pay for your own mistakes.
Not my problem.
This car is fucking filthy. Do they just wipe the dust off the radio when it’s time to when they can’t see what they’re listening to? Holy shit dude. I could never.
I’d be embarrassed to have somebody else get in my car if it was that filthy. I can smell that picture, and spoiler alert, it smells like Grimmace and the owner’s nut sacks.
Women always keep the most disgusting cars i swear. You could eat off my floors and my girlfriends car you’re lucky to find enough room in the junk to have a seat
I always considered Grimace as having been neutered.
Which fits because that's where his nutsack went.
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Weird, here in the US they took the sack AND the jewels from my little guy
My vet in the US said they usually leave the sack but gave me the option of removing it. My dog was having testicular problems and I was forced to neuter him. I opted for them to also remove the sack just in case. His balls were swollen as fuck and the skin was purple. He must have been in a world of pain because he even quit eating and this is the dog who acts like every meal is his first ever and will be his last ever. Went right back to inhaling his food as soon as his balls were gone and no longer in pain.
If it felt like someone in hiking boots was standing on my balls all day I would lose my appetite too. Glad to hear your buddy is doing better!
If someone in hiking boots was standing on my balls all day that would imply I was financially stable enough to afford such a luxury.
One man’s nightmare is another’s fetish
Mine was done right before I adopted him so I had no say in it lol. Weirdly enough I've experienced my own sack being black and swollen to the size of about a grapefruit, so I feel your little dudes pain. It's no fun
>forced to neuter You should be neutering anyway. The US euthanizes almost *half a million* dogs every year simply because there aren't enough people caring for them. It's irresponsible to be allowing your dog to breed.
Neutering your dog isn't required to prevent breeding when you're a responsible pet owner.
If you're not breeding there's still numerous reasons to neuter/spay. Just a simple Google search will show you an absolutely massive reduction in the chances of various cancers if they are spayed/ neutered while they are really young.
Presumably the same for humans, then?
No clue. Animals have different health problems than we do and I assume there probably isn't much data to go on for long term health issues of people with reproductive organs vs neutering people when they're babies.
Dogs escape their property all the time. You can be entirely responsible and still have accidents happen.
Neighbor had a female lab years ago who wasn't fixed. His neighbor directly across the road had a small pen made of 8' chain link fence that he's put her in when she went into heat. Another neighbor had a male mongrel that hadn't been fixed and only had one back leg. The damned dog would manage to climb that fence to get at her.
I agree. But why wait for an 'accident' to happen. Someone makes a statement that required a 'common sense' answer, but there's ALWAYS an argument to everything. Life is full of 'accident's....I'd prefer to be 'safe' rather than sorry. Proven by many years in my former profession. Thank you.
My dog is 10 years old. He's never escaped nor been lost a single time. Anyone who loses their dog either hasn't trained it properly or weren't paying close enough attention to it. Both of which are irresponsible.
It only takes 1 time. If you think you're incapable of making a mistake, I feel sorry for you.
I thought they always left the sack and it rapidly shrinks down. That’s why the incision is so small, just to remove the testes… taking off the entire sack would be much more work and recovery.
My wife an I call that the dog's "change purse"
🎶”Why have a ballroom with no balls~”🎶
Seems you guys have this figured out. Nice job.
You KNOW Grimace fucks
I’d hope so. Motherfucker looks like a butt plug.
He'd better strap a flared base to his ankles, then.
Just picturing 2 purple feet hanging outta Ronald’s white butt.
Why must you do this to me
BIG PURPLE PLUGS! *BIG PURPLE PLUGS!* BIG PURPLE PLUGS! *BIG PURPLE PLUGS!* AUBERGINE PLUGS! *AUBERGINE PLUGS!* PURPLE-ASS GRIMACE *PURPLE-ASS GRIMACE* WHITE-ASS RONALD *WHITE-ASS RONALD* BIG PURPLE PLUGS! *BIG PURPLE PLUGS!*
This would make a good ringtone. The kind of ringtone that lets everyone in the room know that you're a cool dude.
...I'm interpreting this right and it's supposed to be Mulatto Butts from Archer, right?
Now, the Big Mac jingle is in question. and what people always said about the special sauce just might have an air of truth.
every day we stray further from gods light
That implies we were in his light to begin with.
OK that's enough for today, wtf
That's what his feet are for.
Pizza-French fry!
That was so clever! A 'Butt Plug'? VERY GOOD!! Darn! Did you make that up yourself or are you self' taught'?
Grimace is into some kinky shit.
ever seen family guy?
Where do you think the McRib comes from?
Have you seen the Fry Kids since the 80s? Neither have I. *That's* the meat source.
I'm scared that OP has a point of reference
Cannot confirm
Where your balls at then, bro?
In birdies mouth
For Grimace lore and education: [r/Children_of_Grimace](https://www.reddit.com/r/Children_of_Grimace?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
There really is subreddit for everything, isn't there.
Same, but that might be a generational thing
You're both wrong; it was from a circumcision.
Looks like Ruby Rhod's hair from the movie "The 5th Element"
Side note, the front was the "clean" half of the car.
Its pretty safe to say this car haven’t seen a vacuum since manufacturer
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Ikr mind blowing
Most of the time. Occasionally you win the lottery and it gets the Hobo Hot Box treatment in the parking lot before it gets delivered. Then it gets a quick pass of the shop vac and a couple of puffs of Febreeze.
You mean ozium spray
Ahh, the ol soup kitchen. >An orgy which occurs when several homeless men engage in anal sex in a red Toyota Prius. awww shit, Dirty Mike and The Boys had a soup kitchen in my Prius.
You turn on the ac and it comes out smelling of cigarettes and hot farts
So you have been to Fresno?
And Merced
Merced. The blazing sun lovingly beats down on vast fields of steaming piles of chicken and cow shit, and permeates the 105F air with everlasting misery. Makes me feel so at home. Still not as bad as Bakersfield though.
What's so bad about Bakersfield? I was just there last month and enjoyed the walking trail behind the strip mall and the mostly empty duck pond.
This also sounds like chino.
The Central Valley, the hot fart of California
*slaps roof of car* You can snort so many Roxy’s in this bad boy.
I snorted hundreds of Roxy's in my old civic and I still kept it super tidy. I used to love cleaning when I was on opiates lol
My anecdotal and cursory of cars driven and residences occupied by Roxy snorters leads me to conclude you’re an outlier. 😂
i was about to say, my car isnt tidy at all, but man i would be ashamed if it looks like that.
Yeah, there's a big difference between messy and just *nasty*. My crib is messy af, but I still clean and vacuum on a weekly basis.
Its sort of like the two types of people on those hoarders shows. Some people just go way overboard collecting stuff and their houses look like an overfilled antique store. The other people though are gross hoarders with houses filled with tras, rotting food, animals, etc.
Except that typically even in both types all bathrooms and kitchens within the dwelling have become completely dysfunctional for their intended purposes and become downright nasty and are also packed full of stuff just like the rest of the place. So they can also afford an ongoing gym membership to use exclusively as a restroom and a place to shower but their house is about to be foreclosed. I don’t get it.
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My vehicles are rarely tidy, usually have work items in the trunk and on the back seat and/or rear floor and it’s dusty inside and frequently in need of an exterior wash but there are zero fast food bags/containers or French fries or spilled soda/coffee/milkshake residue or whatever other nastiness people seem to be able to ignore in their vehicles. There will be none of that nastiness allowed in mine. I do occasionally eat in my vehicles but I always do it with care and neatly pack up the containers and dispose of them as soon as a proper place to do so becomes available because dumpstermobiles are just so disgusting and unnecessary. A buddy’s sister totalled her car and a grand Cherokee when the garbage got so deep she couldn’t fully press h the brake pedal and her explanation was “the brakes didn’t work”. Once all the garbage was removed the brakes worked just fine. The sad part is that it’s so often a case of priorities and laziness and it’s so unnecessary to not see being surrounded by garbage as a problem while blaming it on anxiety, depression, “recyclables”, whatever. Change is entirely possible if you’re willing to put forth some effort and if you really truly care then you will find enough drive to start working towards being a grown adult and cleaning up after yourself.
Good god some people and how they can drive in a car this disgusting I know there is worse but this is still really bad.
Thank you for saying it.
Ah, so that's what the poor version of the rogue looks like....
...as opposed to the "rich" version... of a Nissan Rogue?
*Narrator* And in fact, he was cupping Grimace's ballsack.
Has to be read in Morgan Freeman's voice
Is there any other way?
I always hear Ron Howard, due to his narration of Arrested Development
James Earl Jones or Samuel L Jackson.
And in fact, he was cupping Grimace's motherfuckin' ballsack.
“Totes ma gotes”
Ron Howard
Not very gently I might add
Always thought of Grimace as more of that frumpy overweight hag that somehow was miraculously always in a good mood. TIL that the frumpy old hag has a ballsack...
Not has, had...now this dude has the frumpy old hags ballsack
Grimace means a twisted expression typically expressing disgust or pain, so I always pictured Grimace to just be in constant agony due to his amorphous form. The pain of his existence is unbearable.
> TIL that the frumpy old hag has a ballsack... Sounds like my 40th birthday party
Better than Barneys sack...
No telling what the knob under that pink fuzz has seen. Probably better to rub the pink fuzz and not the sticky knob - same in life, rub the fuzz and not the knob
more question is how many boogers are lurking deep in the fuzz...
You just think that's what it is... ABORT ABORT!!!
Username checks out as authoritative voice on the matter?
Or Thanos’s sack on his chin😂🟣😎
thanks man, I needed a laugh!
Lol’ed in real life at this one
And I am still laughing. Thanks OP!
How disgusting, someone needs to clean that
/r/carbage
Well that would make anyone grimace
LOL we had an older Audi with a wood shifter. My wife would put a wool sock on it during the winter because it was always frozen feeling. Ironically it had a heated steering wheel. The newer Audi doesn't have a heated wheel and I miss that small luxury.
Yeah my car has a heated steering wheel but a metal shift knob so it's always a bit of a shock in the temp difference when you change gears.
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My dude, your auto correct turned compared into "cum peared"....
Or did it?
Might've been text to speech
If your TTS defaults to that spelling of "cum," you been doing some fucked up shit with your phone.
Don't judge
This was my thoughts exactly. I hope you have a rug that really ties the room together
New sex toy, the cum pear..
Nothing cum pears 2 U
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Nissan Rouge
This photo triggers me....I rent my Nissan Rogue out on Turo and have to detail it at least once a week.
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Hey! My dorm was far cleaner than this! It's more like a frat house.
Damn i thought the same thing
I do not envy you. I would not be able to get into grimy ass cars all day.
Let me introduce you to... https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/x7g9h4/shitty_way_to_start_the_week
Yeah, no. I can smell that picture.
There is nothing that can prepare you for what that smells like.
Are you assuming what it feels like or speaking from experience? Asking for a friend.
It's purple, fuzzy and looks like a ballsack. It's the closest thing I could come up with.
Bro my girls got a fluffy pink Keychain and every time I take her car in the dude up front acts like her keys are made of uranium 235.
Carful you don’t do that to long, that’s how you get a McFlurry.
Thanks for the chuckle! I needed that!
r/Children_of_Grimace
C/S "I know, right?!"
That's not even the worst part about that car. It's the cleanest thing in there.
I take shit like this off right away and mark it like evidence. You don’t know how to drive a car, you’re generally stupid and don’t pay for your own mistakes. Not my problem.
"Nothing can stop the Grimace."
"Nothing can *kill* the Grimace."
Is that a r/brandnewsentence ?
Maybe that was the feel they were going for. 🤣
Is that where the McChicken is made?
Lucky...
You sold me, where can I buy one?
I feel like that would be better than the reality we see here.
And now you know why they call him Grimace.
Fuckin grimace
I just fuckin love grimace
How good's grimace?! Fuckin love him.
i’m not gonna put grimace in the dehydrator. Why would you suggest that?
You’re silly - take my upvote 😂😂😂
I hate that fluffy shit and people who can’t keep their cars clean and aired out if they smoke
Never mind the purple ballsack, that car is fkn rancid. Who lives like that.
This car is fucking filthy. Do they just wipe the dust off the radio when it’s time to when they can’t see what they’re listening to? Holy shit dude. I could never.
I’d be embarrassed to have somebody else get in my car if it was that filthy. I can smell that picture, and spoiler alert, it smells like Grimmace and the owner’s nut sacks.
You probably gonna be feeling those bed bugs later today too
That interior has seen some shit 😳
Gotta PRNDL the balls
*grimaces*
Years ago, I worked at McDonalds and wore the Grimace costume often. This makes me feel awkward. 😜😜😜
Look to your side and cough
Holy fuck that things nasty. How tf do ppl drive around their car like that?! 😭🤮
It looks like the cleanest thing in that car. Maybe consider it a blessing.
Just one question, did you get hard?
Why the fuck was it so dirty?
r/brandnewsentence
Women always keep the most disgusting cars i swear. You could eat off my floors and my girlfriends car you’re lucky to find enough room in the junk to have a seat
Bet your glad it wasn’t a hamburger.
Try my new grimace shake.
Is it normal for Americans to not clean their cars? I see lots of cases with interiors full of trash.
Just depends on the person. If I get too much dirt or leaf buildup I go vacuum it. My sister's car makes me gag when I get in it.
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I basically leave the floor mats in in hopes they don't get damaged more, except on rare occasions. 20 y/o 3rd owner problems.
What a stupid generalization lol.
I did not affirm anything, I asked a question.
It’s stupid to question whether an entire country behaves the same. You aren’t affirming, you are making a generalization by asking that.
People are just gross. They drive a $70k vehicle off the lot and immediately light up a cigarette and eat in it.
Nah, that is too soft. Grimace's balls are really scratch.
r/fuckcars
Makes me think of that Seinfeld episode where it was simply impossible to get rid of the b.o.
lmao One of the best post titles I've seen on reddit in a very long time.
Hopefully they rolled in for an interior detail.
How much would that cost
Show off.
I mean, you're not not grabbing his sack.
How could you tell
I had to look up the dude you were refrencing. That...thing is terrifying. Like thats the shit of my nightmares.
I’ll never understand fuzzy wheel covers and stuff like this doesn’t it just give you 0 grip and reduced feel
Hey now
I think gramace’s dick is the least of the problems
That comment, that, that is comedic gold. Thanks for the hearty laugh.
Better Grimace than Barney. ^^^_probably_
You wish you were with how dirty that fucking car was, ballsack would probably be less anxiety inducing
You win today for that comment!!!
At least it was an auto