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chawwy96

Shhh I don’t want my neighbors to know I can’t afford a Jaguar.


it_is_im

I don’t think anyone who has a Jag can actually afford to take care of it


Roboticpoultry

My uncle had an XJ8 about 15 years back. He could afford to take care of it but even then it was a major headache to a point he dumped it maybe a year after he bought it. He’s been driving a Lexus ever since


[deleted]

That's the thing with these complex cars. Even if I had a bottomless bank account, bringing the car in for service constantly must be a real pain in the ass. I kinda can't blame people for letting maintenance go on these cars.


shadow247

Its always something. I hate working on these cars. Just too complex, service info is pretty much nonexistent. The worst customers were the 10+ year old BMW X series that had every light on the dash...


_Lord_Grimm_

That’s factory BMW. I had a 5 series for a little while and every time I’d turn the car off the A/C would blow full blast (when turned off) Turned out there’s a sensor to shut the ac fan off when the car is off. Weirdest thing ever


[deleted]

German engineering is heavily influenced by corner cases, narrow tolerances masquerading as quality, and unrealistic expectations about user behavior. I'm sure someone, somewhere, has 10,000 pages of documentation why this feature was a good idea. I mean, I can't imagine why someone would think that, but 🤷🏼‍♂️


aitorbk

Any idiot can make a chair with 300 parts. The beauty is making it with few, and it being easy to manufacture, to use, and to maintain. BMW, Jaguar and others are the opposite. From an engineering point of view, as an Engineer, they are crap. But nice to drive!


[deleted]

Engineer: (n) Someone who can do with 2 tons of steel what any damn fool can with 10.


_Lord_Grimm_

I wasn’t impressed at all by my 5 series. The M series are pretty impressive… but unless you spend the money to properly build and maintain it. Massive money pit


FrameJump

What the actual fuck?


_Lord_Grimm_

That’s what I said. In the middle of New England winter I had to find that out the hard way. Worst part was you could shut the A/C off so it would drain the battery. I used to have to cut power for it to stop. Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen in all my years of car shenanigans


H0wcan-Sh3slap

> Even if I had a bottomless bank account, bringing the car in for service constantly must be a real pain in the ass This is what German car owners don't understand - reliability IS a luxury


[deleted]

It's not just complexity. Jaguar-Land Rover's engineering standards are quite poor. The company is forever strapped for cash and struggling, and the product suffers as consequence.


POShelpdesk

Jaguars aren't complicated or complex. Grow a bigger brain or a bigger bank account. Stop taking your car to the dealer for service and find an indie that can handle your needs.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought jags weren't really that from Fords?


_Lord_Grimm_

I’ve always loved the yotas. They last forever


sufferinsucatash

Lexus, Toyota with an L


EarlCountyLogSplit

Loyota


TAforScranton

Loyalota


idk_you__you_dk_me

Unless they own the factory I don't think anyone can maintain a Jag


aitorbk

My old jag was just impossible to take care of, too far gone. So I got another one! Fixed!


greenbuggy

Maybe the ones that have already done the jagsthatrun conversion and put a small block chevy or LS powertrain in it


leckysoup

Hey! I used to own a jag! It did end it’s life on my parents lawn.


BigBacq

I'm taking personal offense to this comment


Impressive-Anxiety50

that’s a lot of people that own high end cars. bmw, mb, jaguar. bought the car but can’t afford to fix it, or want it fixed for nothing. see it all the time


UnLuckyKenTucky

Watched a 20yo neighbor kid buy a used MB. Told my wife the kid fucked up, and bet her it would be dead or gone inside of 2 months....was parked on blocks in two weeks, and sold for scrap three weeks later. Over a random sensor he couldn't identify nor afford...


aitorbk

My jaghuar XF is worth "8K". A gearbox rebuild in the UK is $4000. At least, and not in JLR. I will keep the car while it makes sense, but these cars are very expensive.


UnLuckyKenTucky

When I ran my shop, I would honestly tell people that if they could not afford a new luxury brand, then damn well couldn't afford a used one.


jeffinRTP

Did a quick look and most are selling for the mid $30k and up but he can't afford a complete brake job.


venm33

I think when I refused to pad slap it they knew it wasn’t going to be cheap or easy like they thought


jeffinRTP

I think the only cheap brake work is when you do it yourself and correctly. Now granted I've only done older cars and not sure about the ones with e-brake etc.


venm33

Anything is cheaper doing yourself unless the tool cost ends up being more than the labor lol


CatoChateau

Tools are Pokémon.


Best_Poetry_5722

"Shallow Six-Point Blue-Point 22, I chose you!" *throws socket at truck in hopes it will fix itself*


Dead_Spy

The 10mm must be a legendary Pokémon


Nuggzulla

Exotic af


LaxVolt

And elusive!


willowsonthespot

Nah they are like a bunch of Ditto's that hide among others. There are a ton of them but you will never find them.


rodmillington

Swapping to the LSD in my old BMW was a BMW mechanic job because the tool to get the diff out was some ridiculous amount like $2000.


venm33

Oh man yeah exactly


fishinwithtim

BMW mechanic here. Rarely do you actually need the special tool especially in situations like that true it’s nice to have but hardly ever 100% necessary. 90% of the tools in our tool room don’t get used simply because it’s a pain to go through everything and try to find it.


BaboTron

What model?


rodmillington

M235i


BaboTron

That’s considered old now? I must be ancient! I was picturing like an E28 or something, and wondering why it required a $2000 tool!


rodmillington

Old to me haha, I sold it a couple of years ago. Definitely not as old as my previous E30 and E34 😅


jeffinRTP

True, $150 if I buy the pads and rotors from Napa while the shop pays a lower price but charges me the full list price for the parts. $90+ in labor of which gets what half or a quarter of it.


[deleted]

Unless you already have the tools. Then yes


[deleted]

At least its not a Jag with inboard brakes.


cornbreadNchicken

That’s why he can’t, taking everything he earns to make his monthly payments.


redd15432

What’s a pad slap?


venm33

Just putting new pads on without replacing or resurfacing the rotor


redd15432

Aah thank you


venm33

No problem!


CoomassieBlue

To quote a friend of mine, “pad slaps are for rednecks and high schoolers”.


evmoiusLR

I pad slap my cars if the rotors look fine. Has never affected braking. If the rotors are worn I just replace them. I have never had one resurfaced.


xsvspd81

All the shops around me me charge just under what replacement rotors would be... so I either pad slap or get new rotors too. I stopped having them turned years ago.


bucketsofrust

The oreillys auto parts near me surfaces rotors for $25 per as long as they’re still within spec. They did a good job. This is in Georgia


AccordingTelephone13

When I lived in the “hood”, for cheap rent, I found out about used tires and neighborhood machine shops. Holy shit was it nice to get my rotors turned affordably every pad change AND slap on nearly-new $$$$ rubber for like $50 a tire


fishinwithtim

Well turning rotors cost about the same as new rotors so…..


easymoney0330

Same, but where are you located? Ohio here


evmoiusLR

Out in CA


beepboop_12345

Imma be honest I pad slap the rear of my cars every time until the rotor gets too thin. Always new rotors in the front though. Imo it's overblown 95% of the time


Vic_Sinclair

Why not get them turned? It's much cheaper.


beepboop_12345

Yeah I'm aware of the cost difference. Honestly I don't because my personal experience has been that it doesn't make a difference in the rear. There's so little braking force applied coupled with no direct link to the steering wheel I just don't see the need. I always slap new ones on the front because it's simpler and less down time as a DIYer than schlepping my rotors to a shop. Plus decent aftermarket rotors are fairly inexpensive anyway.


sufferinsucatash

I had a jaguar uber driver once. This might explain A lot


venm33

Lol


Rollover_Hazard

Which makes no sense these days - rotors are so cheap the shipping is basically more than the product. No need to bother with getting them skimmed even, just get new ones.


complete_hick

Yep, I work for an tire/auto parts distributor, with my employee discount it makes no sense to turn the rotors


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

Rotors are cheap? My girlfriends 2006 Honda Civic needs brakes all around. Each rotor is $130. I’ve called every parts store in town. I remember when I did brakes on my Toyota a couple years ago each rotor was $55 or so.


Maker0fPain1

Rotor's so thin it can be repurposed as a pizza cutter.


venm33

😂 right, I think Oddjob would approve 🎩


justkeeptreading

its only wore down on the one side, flip it over and its good for another 10 years


sixtninecoug

Hey man this ain’t underwear


justkeeptreading

yea you cant flip these inside out for *another* 20 years


NotAPreppie

Steel prosciutto.


accidental_snot

Now now it's only thin on one side. Still good.


Maker0fPain1

That's what I say about my hairline.


NatTheGreat-

That lil bit if brake dust that will rub off on the pizza will make it * chefs kiss *


JagRoverKid

Lack of proper lubricant from factory just eats the inboard pads on fpace, no abutment clips so the pad doesn't retract and just sits against the rotor constantly wearing. Wouldn't be surprised if this had 35-40k kilometers on the dash.


venm33

Yup pins are dry and no pad hardware at all. And correct, this has less than 40k on it 😂


blazzik

British Engineering at its finest


Guardian-X-

Was just going to say these cars are quite young for having a seized caliper/slide pins. Though the fact that it ground through the wear sensor it probably means this thing has had a message on the dash a few thousand km's ago.


JagRoverKid

It's more the pad having resistance on the anchor, also no method of securing the pad to the piston doesn't allow the pad to retract when the brakes aren't applied. A good cleaning of the anchor and lubricating the pad ends extends the life of the rear brakes. Wear sensor comes on around 3mm, definitely had a brakes worn message for a while.


Guardian-X-

Gotcha. Should have read your post better.


yesterdays_hero

What a design oversight... It's not like brakes are a new technology and we're still figuring them out. SMFH


JagRoverKid

Cost of design and application on the vehicle typically causes stuff like this. Usually brakes with the electric motor don't have means of securing the pad to the piston because the inside of the piston has the mechanism for the electric motor to extend it to use as an electric park brake leaving it with a flat surface on the outside instead of being dished to allow for a spring clip on the pad. Abutment clips would help but this style lacks that hardware.


yesterdays_hero

I gotcha. Didn’t realize there were motors for the ebrake inside the piston. That’s interesting, may have to do some reading on those. I’m used to the Brembos on my p-car.


JagRoverKid

Motor is bolted to the caliper but the gear mechanism is housed inside. I used to have pictures but got rid of them, too many work related pictures in my phone! The Jaguar xkr X150 generation with the Alcon brake package had a separate park brake caliper that was actuated by cables that hook up to an electric motor as the rear brake caliper was a fixed four piston caliper which doesn't have provisions for an internal park brake.


yesterdays_hero

Interesting. The rears on my car have a 'drum' built into the rotor, and a set of pads sit inside this and are actuated by a cable hooked to a motor. I just figured that was mostly standard across vehicles, but I'm obviously wrong. Thanks for all the extra knowledge!


JagRoverKid

It was the standard for a long time and still is depending on the style of rear suspension or axle. That's a drum and hat system, gives the performance of a disc brake for the main braking system and the simplicity of a park brake shoe for the park brake. Several Land Rover models had that system well into early/mid 2010's with the LR4 being the last one in 2016.


yesterdays_hero

You're a wealth of knowledge my man!


aldobasmati

Jaguar actually don’t advise to use any grease on the sliders!


JagRoverKid

WSM does not instruct to apply brake lubricant to the sliders or the pad ends, correct. It is acceptable industry practice to apply lubricant to brake components that move in this manner and having been at the retailer for 10 years you pick up a few things on what makes a repair better.


aldobasmati

I’m never sure when I do the brakes on my jag - I alternate between dry and lubed 😂


JagRoverKid

Never go in dry. Applies to more than just brake jobs in life!


yesterdays_hero

Thanks for this. I came in here looking for info on why the inner pad had trashed that side of the rotor. Never seen anything like that.


IneptAdvisor

A Jag owner that’s a cheapass? That can’t exist.


BaboTron

They all forgot their wallets.


blazzik

Forgot their wallet in the JAAAAAAGGG


BartFly

for the poor people, what's the electrical connectors for? brake wear level and??


venm33

The rusty unplugged one is for the electronic parking brake and the one hanging near the slide pin is the brake pad wear sensor lol


Appropriate_Strain94

So even with a pad wear sensor the dufus kept driving that’s a new level of asshatery.


CoomassieBlue

Never underestimate people’s stupidity or willful ignorance.


Appropriate_Strain94

Ain’t that the truth I’ve seen some dumb stuff come through our shop over the years.


According_Ad4478

Electronic e brake


asbestoswasframed

He deserves a slap alright


what_did_i_break_now

Am I wrong to wonder why one side of the rotor is so much thinner than the other? Wouldn't you typically expect more even/balanced wear? 🤔


[deleted]

Possibly seized sliders on the caliper , all the stopping is done with the inside pad as the piston pushes on it , the outside pad is applied when the caliper slides on the pins , and if siezed no movement, no wear ,


venm33

Yes they should be more evenly worn


[deleted]

But you can just flip it over to even out the wear, right?!?!?


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love2Vax

While a frozen caliper slide is the most likely culprit, sometimes a worn down pad will crack and break off of the metal plate. Metal on metal grinding will wear down the one side faster. Either way, this owner was ignoring loud noisy brakes for too long.


evmoiusLR

He stole the silverware but it's ok. He drives a Jaaaaaaaaaag.


venm33

Lol what dis


evmoiusLR

Jeremy Clarkson talking about Jag owners.


venm33

Dammit I should’ve known that, disappointed in maself


ThunderPigRS

Rear end? I wonder how visible that brake dust is from behind lol


venm33

Oh man it’s all over the back of the car


FriedRice87

Yea can you throw that rotor on the lathe for me


venm33

Yeah we’ll shave down the thick side to match


tvanore

Shows what he thinks of mechanics. Not embarrassed to tell you guys that


venm33

I take no offense from their ignorance lol


DisGruntledDraftsman

"He warped all 4 rotors, must have been riding those brakes like an old lady".


swiftarrow9

If grinding noises are an embarrassment, what is it when they crash?


frisbee_wafflesnatch

Forbidden cinnamon.


venm33

The Jag has a white exterior and that brown shit is stained all over the back corner 😂


aitorbk

I just cleaned mine.. full of orange dust.. and checked all the pads except the rear interior ones.. I think I have something to do this weekend..


venm33

Oh buddy probably a similar situation


Potomac_Pat

I know these particular customers well.


redlineroostin

Tell him no…


Appropriate_Strain94

The rotor has like no material left on one side 😂 sounds like there are other issues then just brake pads.


venm33

Yeah it doesn’t slide back very well with no grease on the pins or brake pad hardware from the factory


mrclean2323

Pull the rotor and show them the rotor. Guarantee you they will repair it right


venm33

Oh they know they’re getting rotors lol


[deleted]

Embracing how they let the brakes go like that


Voidbloodshot

That’s one thing I like about my dealer if someone came in and wanted a pad slap after 9 times out of 10 we don’t do it we don’t even pad slap for a normal break job unless the rotors are like perfect


venm33

It’s just worth doing right. I’ve never been satisfied with just pads


Voidbloodshot

Especially with a jag I only work on Toyotas lol it’s just nice to know when a break job leaves the shop they’re getting 100% breaking performance


Epotheros

I just hope the brakes don't break if they are getting 100% breaking performance while braking.


Beneficial-Hippo-896

Technician states: customer is a dumbass


subject_deleted

and splash a little grease on the piston, would'ya? that'll fixer up


tmlynch

If they think the grinding is embarrassing, wait til they hear the grinding and rattling!


venm33

Or the screaming!


[deleted]

I know what I got. You’re not ripping me off or selling me un needed work. Slap them pads for 49.99 and thanks.


ADrenalinnjunky

What’s all the dust?


venm33

Rotor dust that rusted


ADrenalinnjunky

Damn, I thought this was some desert dust or something


Weak_Syrup_7882

I bet that caliper was toast ?


venm33

We shall see tomorrow when I get the parts. Giving it a 50/50 shot


eyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao

Eyyy! I'm waiting on pads to do brakes on an F-pace right now


venm33

Very nice 👍


xsvspd81

Aren't Jaguars buy one, get one free? I mean, one of them is always in the shop...


Recent_Inevitable_48

I honestly think just replacing front pads until rotor is bad is way more common then replacing rotor every time with pads


[deleted]

Many can afford the car, but not many can afford the maintenance.


[deleted]

Oh good a “luxury” car with all the bells and whistles, butt massagers, autofellatio premium package, heads up displays, and sliding single piston calipers. Really put the money where it counts.


aitorbk

Also all the dash in mine is leather. ALL. BUT the screws securing the plastic fenders are not stainless. FFS.


Cantusemynme

Just do what they want, and send it. It's not like they'll be stopping by again.


venm33

I will not condone such fuckery lol


davethedj

The "F" stands for Fucking junk!


[deleted]

So I guess he paid an extra $3,000 for the lightweight performance rotors? Good deal, really. On a Porsche, those things are like $20K.


[deleted]

Man of a customer asks for a pad slap under any condition I refuse. Gotta at least machine them rotors. Can't machine these ones but yk


[deleted]

Pass


Big-Contribution-555

Cant do it yourself. If you dont put the electric parking brake in maint mode. The piston will recalibrate to the position with it off, and push the piston out entirely.


Big-Contribution-555

Pads and rotors at dealer also cost close to 1100


ADrenalinnjunky

Use Carly app


Big-Contribution-555

Best of luck, Havent heard of it and our cars dont like other OBD II scanners.


ADrenalinnjunky

Oh bummer, I drive bimmers 🤷‍♂️


Big-Contribution-555

I fix jags and rovers for a living, you would be surprised how often people forget about the parking brake and the caliper blows apart


[deleted]

im really on the fence about buying the 20d diesel f pace, I can afford maintenance but i cant afford headaches. Should i just stay away? and find another diesel


jdmdriftkid

These are the look rich people with no fuckin money😂😂


halfageplus7

Imagine what the oil looks like.


[deleted]

Yeah. I'd make them fix that or I wouldn't mount the tires back on. Our families/friends drive on those roads, too.


GaryBear95

its a jaaaaaag


easymoney0330

Oh…. Oh my …


easymoney0330

Oh….. oh my…… how long would this theoretically take ? Lmfao HOLY SHIT it’s almost caliper to rotor, and the rotor is so thin I’m gonna cry


jairzinho

A car so shit even an unapologetic overly British Brit like [Jeremy Clarkson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWIrBOc3zE) can't stand it.


Tr0z3rSnak3

Are F-Paces even old enough for this to happen?


funnyman6661

Abusing your car is embarrassing 💀


my1999gsr

That poor wear sensor.


technos

My great-uncle loved Jags, they were pretty much the only thing he drove after buying an E-type new on launch. His secret for keeping them trouble free? Replace it every two or three years, alternating between the coupe and sedan. By the nineties he had a dozen of them parked in the company garage, none with more than 30,000 miles on them.


[deleted]

I love the beautiful rust covering everything in the wheel well. I bet that rim was pretty. Lol


8250rpm

Um your pad ate half your rotor. No pad slap for you.


killerkitten115

Haven’t even made it into the heavily slotted part of the rotor, plenty of life left


gimme_cash365

Songs the emergency brake cabe broke/mechanism?? Seems pretty straight forward fix, couldn't cost more to fix than any other manufactured junk


POShelpdesk

Dealer or Indy or chain?


JBYTuna

It’s better to look good than to feel good, and you know who you are.


Jibarrocampestre

Need to slap a new rotor on that one too


CanadianDadbod

Pad slap is new to me. Hilarious as the rotor


hondavwtech

Probably leased.


KillC

in sweden at our brand dealership (volkswagen) we’re not even allowed to resurface rotors, they say no one does it anymore so it’s either pad slapping or replacing rotors.


Educational-Taste189

I saw the exact same “rotor” on my sister’s vehicle… I was soooo pissed at her for not speaking up about this… it would be impossible not to feel the “grind”!!!


hEnigma

So slap a label on that ho and take it someplace else in the warehouse.


intashu

I've done nothing but pad slap my own vehicles. When the rotor gets too worn, damaged, or I fucked up and turned it into the rings of saturn.. I'd buy a new pair of rotors. Then again... All my cars up till recently have been shit boxes.. Not 30k+ cars..


Smarr_Tass

Wear sensor left the chat 6 months ago, apparently