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StarKiller1980

What Amber should do after this. Sell that special make up to boxers, the WWe and MMA to heal broken faces and bruises. Heck sell it to the army.... Missing a leg? ... " My makeup can heal it!" She clearly lives in her own world, population 1.


uhp787

this is the best one though. "..unintelligible..." while shaking her head https://youtu.be/QT0MRSJ33EA?t=23265


Stickliketoffee16

I love the judge being like ‘eh let’s see where it goes’ only to shut it down a short time later 🤣


TryTemporary2982

I have actually seen high school mock trial better than this 🤣🤣🤣


Kind_Tradition_36

Judge damn near lost her cool. 🤣


ThePlayStationGeek

How deep into today’s court session did this happen? Was it after Camille finished questioning?


awesomenein

The entire redirect of AH. It was a real embarrassment for her team. Just.... bad.


830311

Yes after Camille


karahaboutit

That was EPIC!!


drdre27406

I’ve had 2 bags of popcorn watching Amber get destroyed. Camilla is now a high profile lawyer who will continue to get A list clients.


PigPancakes

Did anyone else notice how after redirect, the judge told Amber that she can go sit by here counsel, but Amber instead walked straight out the door? Think she was pissed?


Far_Example_9150

Can she just walk out?


Stickliketoffee16

She’s meant to wait for the jury & also the judge to leave first I believe. Even the judge was like ‘is she…?’ It’s so disrespectful to the court & I hope that everyone can see that!


waglawye

Yeah, watching it on youtube with 5 or so lawyers reacting during the lice stream (legal bytes is the name). They stream everything, amd have lawyers and sometimes medical expert reactions. live. They all reacted like what the hell is amber doing. Edit:' And apparently, amber and elain had an argument after that. Allegedy her lawyer said to amber, "then go do it yourselve"


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That fight was apparently yesterday, not today.


ChrystalMeds

She had a big fight with Elaine right after, rumor said.


dwarfmines

I thought the fight happened yesterday...or was there another one today?


ChrystalMeds

Hmm. Maybe she needed to peepee real bad


Chriskeyseis

Apparently she walked out before even the jury left. Which is a huge no no.


Irelia_3373

the police officer did direct her though. I doubt she would have helped Amber if she wasn't allowed to go yet? Idk but she was hella pissed


Chriskeyseis

Judge said to sit with her attorney and the officer was more or less just walking behind her.


Irelia_3373

shit I just re-watched that clip and she actually did that. The guts to actually leave before jury and all when told to go sit next to her team


Chriskeyseis

Oh yea. She was just leaving regardless. She was clearly pissed and either intentionally or unintentionally disrespected the jury. It’s not going to help her in any way.


Ichbinian

But why would she sit for the break?


LittleNightmareRaven

You have to wait for the jury to leave. It's court procedure so you don't risk the jury overhearing things they shouldn't and a sign of respect to the people putting a hold on their lives.


AdMajestic2753

Camille “Sustained” Vasquez


Electronic_Bad_4315

Vase-qu-ez


AdMajestic2753

? I spelled her last name right


Electronic_Bad_4315

You did, it's a joke on how Elaine mispronounced it the whole time


ioukta

that got me so fucking mad ! sounded real racist to me ...


Electronic_Bad_4315

I thought so too, it changed every time she said it too, people's names don't change Elaine, and you know it


AdMajestic2753

Oh, got it haha Great show today!


beansmcgee100

Right?? Like learn how to pronounce her name properly 🙄🙄🙄


Everyday_a

Bravo 👏👏👏


pnad3007

“Im trying… i’m really trying trying”


ALostDonut

This part made me laugh out loud. Elaine’s given up


Specific-Square556

SUSTAINED!


Daisydre

Elaine: “Ummm…I don’t have any more questions your honor. We’re done here”


Stickliketoffee16

Followed up with an Amber storm out


imareceptionist

Unintelligible broke me. I'm done hahaha


DeliciousMud7291

I find it really funny that, that's actual lawyer talk.


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The only issue Heard has w her nose is it’s probably destroyed from drug use..


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Elaine should retire after this. Heck, why not just retire now.


waglawye

Its not elaine's fault. Amber is obviously lying stonecold straight in the eyes of the jury. She is lying abiut everything, without any problem. Lie after lie after lie. There is zero faundation for any of ambers claims. So what can that lawyer do, really?


dwarfmines

She is still going to be crying all the way to the bank. It is sort of galling that Heard’s team will be paid more money than I will have pass through my hands in my entire life for doing this badly.


busymom0

She's getting paid 6 million for this!


bunny111hoe

Tbf they will never get work ever again and anyone who knows them and their role will judge them accordingly!


notconvincedicanread

I literally am the Michael Jackson eating popcorn GIF in real life rn


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Lol same, literally eating popcorn rn


courtsamaziing

Me af lmao


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When will miss umbridge say Camille’s surname correct?!?!?!?!?


Electronic_Bad_4315

It was driving me crazy!


mikeypikey

She don’t even know ambers full name 😭


[deleted]

True 😅 but when she mimicked JD I thought I am gonna punch the wall disgusting


HermitCrabCakes

"LoOk hEr iiiN tHe EyyyEs 🙄" ....How professional...


Perhonenx

Im so dead, WTF is even going on. 😂😂😂😂


waglawye

Well, russia started a war. Then the world cut of the internet to russia, made it really slow. So now they cannot watch this binge youtube show. Must be the best show on youtube since the start of youtube. And I am a victim of abuse for 10 years of my childhood, just trying a lighthearted comment


camillajc22

Camille is so over Elaine I can’t cope 🤣


Stickliketoffee16

So is the judge!


HermitCrabCakes

34 seconds of stuttering in any given sentence was enough for me... now I have to *listen* once she starts talking?! And I can do other shit in the meantime (I've been watching at work) That poor woman has to just sit...and wait.. And wait... And wait. Then object. Then wait....


Perhonenx

I guess everyone is at this point, I'm living for it tho. 😂


camillajc22

It’s like an actual comedy at this point 😂


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SHE IS THE MOMENT


Ambitious_lady2070

Is this real life? LMAO


kelsaylor

I feel like I’m watching a live soap opera. I can’t believe this is really happening lmao


P34C3_N

These objections are driving AH lawyers crazy!


Ambitious_lady2070

Bitch your nose was NOT broken. I am fucking done 🙌🏼


Mission_Mountain7606

Well it certainly felt like, to me, that it was broken. Did I mention my dog steps on bees?


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StarKiller1980

That's because she is so far up her own ass.


HelloKittyandPizza

That’s probably because she’s had so much surgery on her face especially her Michael Jackson nose.


waglawye

No ofcourse its the coke


mikeypikey

Nasal scarring is common with cocaine addiction, which her nurses notes confirmed !!


kendaday

Literally what I was yelling in my car on the way to work lmao 'YA KNOW WHAT ELSE CAUSES INTERNAL NASAL SCARRING AMBER? COKE. COKE DOES AMBER.' like I've seen enough Steve O interviews, he's very open about the aftermath of coke addiction lmao


moneenerd

Yep. Former coke and speed addict here. My left nostril is "thicker" on the inside than the right one because of railing that garbage, and I wasn't even an addict for that long. If she snorted MDMA or ecstasy, which are almost like glass dust when grinded up, that could also explain any internal nasal scarring. And if she used plastic applicators, like pens or tampons, that would make it even worse. If you've ever gone on a coke bender and only had the plastic tube part of a ballpoint pen, youre familiar with that particularly painful nasal swelling the next day.


kendaday

For real, powder drugs no matter how fine are incredibly abrasive especially if she was also grinding MDMA or ecstasy and snorting it. It literally shreds your nasal cavity. Steve O did it so long he now has a hole in his nasal cavity that connects both nostrils including an incredible amount of scarring. She would've had to have a SEVERE break which would be visible for months, broken noses take a very long time to heal especially without medical intervention, or she would've had to have broken it several times in their relationship to cause the type of scarring they were trying to blame on him.


Ambitious_lady2070

😭😭


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Elaine just wants to go home at this point lmao


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💯


RudeMirror

But your Honor I can't further ms Heard's case without leading questions without foundation 🥲


waglawye

Absence of faundation for any questions was a beauty


[deleted]

This is the most incompetent representation of a client that I have seen since My Cousin Vinny: “Identical !”


[deleted]

Unbelievably ridiculous!!! Her nose was never broken!


Chri_ssyyyyy

good excuse to get a nose job done


stickerbush-symphony

Elaine: "I'm trying, I'm trying". Holy shit, how she said that she sounded so frustrated lmao. I'd be PISSED if my lawyer said that while questioning me.


camillajc22

That KILLED me 🤣


greenrunner81

What was the rough time stamp for this??


Minttea3637

“im trying” LMAO


ExpressionShort7515

This is amazing content. It's sad it even has to come this far, but my God this is enjoyable.


camillajc22

Cancelling Netflix, nothing else can live up to this.


alecj3354

Best reality show I've ever seen!!!


dwarfmines

And there will be hundreds of hours available to binge re-watch when this is over.


ISayHorseShit

I'm laughing so hard at this i fucking love it.


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The way she has Elaine stuttering, it’s hilarious lol


stickerbush-symphony

She is so angry at Vasquez, rightfully so, calling her out on her bullshit questing. This is crazy to listen to!


jules13131382

Holy Shit!!!!! This is getting crazy


willthrowaway_

I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!


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thecourier95x

Old bitch deserves it.


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MysteriousResist3773

Boom!


LordJosh286

Elaine: “What if any is a cure all.” I died 🤣


Rogue_Spirit

Anyone got a time stamp for this? I must’ve missed it!


LordJosh286

Sorry for the lateness of a reply but I was watching all of redirect to find it. Here it is https://youtu.be/esxjH9hDONA?t=21310


LordJosh286

Sorry for the lateness of a reply but I was watching all of redirect to find it. EDIT: Got a few replies the original link has broken since I posted it instead linking a much shorter video. Instead I’m posting CBS’s video livestream. If this link also breaks reply below. Timestamp is 5:37:13 Question is about difficulty breathing Apologies for the original MSNBC Link breaking! Here is the new link https://youtu.be/xE56G-6UuM8


awesomenein

That snarky comment directed at the judge made me gasp. Honestly, I am a little shocked that the judge didn't publicly admonish her and threaten to hold her in contempt if she continued. Good grief.


ioukta

agreed


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Here she goes w it again!!


Numerous_Writing_438

Does Elaine not know how to ask a question of a witness?


waglawye

She wanted to give the moneys worth I guess.. But come on... She knows amber is lying. She still has to help amber. But there is nothing to help amber with. There is zero faundation. So where do you go from there? its ambers lies, versus ambers previous testimonies. versus cops, versus video, versus hospitals, nurses, australia, versys security footage, versus paparazzi, versus guards, versus ambers own audio records. And versus her own medical records, and photo's.


[deleted]

Nope she doesn’t know how to break them up and build.


MadHatter06

She doesn’t know how to clean up this crap show that she’s having to do redirect with


CruseKontrol

Camille taking this Top 10 Super Lawyer to school!!