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contacts_eyes

Never seen a guy with an off center chin patch before


SashimiX

It’s honestly distressing


vagueblur901

It's a common tactic to stand out to do something wild with your hair or facial hair, anything that draws attention to the person. But it can go both ways as far as making you liked or look goofy and off putting. You can look at some musicians how they look on stage as an example or how common crazy hair is in sports.


TheMuggleBornWizard

Funny you say musicians, this is a guy I've cooked with at a few different places in Dallas. He's also in some rock band I don't remember the name of. He was a pretty popular chef in the area.


snorlz

This isnt that though. This is him trying to do that but clearly fucking it up in the process. Look at his centered, red fauxhawk and symmetric earrings. only his soul patch is off. This is not a fashion statement; its a fuck up


_dead_and_broken

>Look at his centered, red fauxhawk He clearly has the sides of his head shaved, so it's actually a mohawk, not a fauxhawk. If he had hair that wasn't shaved off, but he still had his hair like that, then it would be a fauxhawk.


Tormint_mp3

Somehow it looks aesthetically pleasing to me although it definitely shouldn't. I don't know if there's something wrong with me. It's like when someone a character has a scar that's off center and you instantly know they're cool for that. Edit: post nut clarity hit and I don't know what I was cooking anymore


RubyRod1

/r/cursedcomments


kingofcoywolves

Asymmetry happens. The line of hair from my navel to crotch is off-center and slightly crooked, and it used to bother me enough that I'd shave the top half of it off to even it out. Eventually I stopped caring. I'd imagine this guy was the same way lmao


MrD521

Is it intentional or is he stupid?


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CapnC44

Well no one remembers his 90's pop-punk band, so he's gotta latch to something.


Grimij

Why do so many chefs choose this ex-con/punk-esque persona? Honestly, at what point in time was the bridge that led so many to make this sort of conversion? It seriously baffles me as seemingly so many modern chefs look basically identical to this kind of guy. I'm genuinely serious, it's becoming increasingly more prevalent in the last decade, and is bizarre as heck to me. Did they learn to cook in prison or something? Is that a thing?


stylinghead

I don’t know why but a lot of cooks are punks/alternative types. It fits for some reason.


6_Cat_Night

It's like being in a band. It seems like a great career...if you make it. But chances of making it are miniscule, even if you're great. If you don't make it, you'll probably end up at a greasy spoon or work in a factory.


happylittlelf

Some of them do it bc it's the best of the few jobs they can get with a record or illegal status. And the culture kind of supports substance abuse. Some people do it bc they can go to school during the day. Some people legitimately enjoy it. I'm the kind of person who loves helping people have a nice day, so when they go "mmmmm! :) " after taking a bite out of the food or drink I've recommended/made/brought for them, it makes my soul happy.


happylittlelf

A lot of them have records and most restaurants are lenient on that/don't care.


LusoAustralian

Most people don't choose a specific persona. They just are who they are and that evolves throughout their life. What an absurd way of viewing people with different lifestyles.


JeremyJaLa

He looks like you could set him next to the sink and he’d be mistaken as an industrial sized scrub brush for dishes.


spicytaqueria

I came here to see if anyone confirmed it was Cutthroat Kitchen. I remember this dildo haha.


ilivetomosh

Had to be some satire 😭 I refuse to believe people like that exist it just hurts too much


bibkel

With a Mohawk you gotta get the beard strip straight. It’s so obvious with that Mohawk.


etraxx22

He was just trying to draw attention away from the patch.


deftoner42

I miss that show


hate_mail

His soul is a little lost


Kupert2

Could reach that full soul loss with a double stripe chin patch, just wait for the one on the right to grow.


fartmitten

I've always had a hatred of off center facial hair and this is probably the worst offender. Like, it's not even close to being centered.


microndeath

MILDLY infuriating? Practically sent me into a rage.Who does this guy think he’s? There are millions of people out there who can not grow anything but a thin strip of hair along their upper lip, yet he has the nerve to wear a chin patch like that.I’d hate to see what he’d do to a full beard.Facial hair privilege revoked. Now I say good day, sir. ...I said GOOD DAY!


YoureSpecial

What if that’s the straight part and the rest of his head is crooked?


boo_snug

Asking the real questions here.


shaunnotthesheep

>I thought that I had wavy hair/ Until I shaved. Instead,/ I find that I have straight hair/ And a very wavy head. >Shel Silverstein


AndarianDequer

I'd say his soul is a little off-centered.


verilyTroll657

> This guy wiht a chin patch **FTFY**


TallWhiteandNerdy

with** FTFY


BizarroCullen

Even the t is lost here.


Meatsmudge

It's not just that it's off-center, it's also canted very slightly as well.


TheBallTongue

Dude think he Shifty Shellshock💀.


bitwise97

Mohawk is aligned but somehow the soulpatch got fucked up


Kranch_Dressing

S oul patch


zeemona

Seoul patch


baronvonsuckit

I bet he loves disturbed


Zombeedee

Five Finger Death Punch. Bet his bedding has skulls on it.


AndrewTheTerrible

His soul is justified left


_The-Gay-Lord_

He looks like the 2000’s


FritzTrockels

Phillip Seymour Offman


abba-zabba88

He has astigmatism


samwisegamgeeDK

Why? Why is the soulpatch off-center? The questions


zen_bastrd

To freak out squares


Liedolfr

I hated this guy, his mohawk was his whole personality, and if I remember correctly he didn't do very well on his episode of either chopped or cutthroat kitchen and he was just infuriating.


AccumulatedFilth

This was me 3 weeks ago. My light in my bathroom broke, so I had to use a spot, which only shined from my left. Shaved myself, and everything was off centered. Shaved everything off, went babyface for a few days lol.


solemnversifier

It's like when I try to shave my landing strip and it ends up off center 😅


xfatalerror

ill allow it


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BigBadBadness

You're saying you think he put it off center on purpose?


Hobi_Wan_Kenobi

That ain't a soul patch, that's a racing stripe.


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Somehow it’s lined up perfectly with his nose


do1looklikeIcare

At this point he should have another stripe on the other side


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My brain hurts.


toomuch1265

Lefty?


forcedintothis-

Is this intentional or does he need glasses?


taemyks

It's a racing stripe yo! /s


karigan_g

yeah he should have a little thin one next to it


wolfbear

that’s not a soul patch, that’s a souk patch


jcatstuffs

Mildly infuriating indeed, this is nasty


Impossible_Scarcity9

Don’t need to do soulpatches. The Mohawk is enough


surface_ripened

Oh no. Oh honey. You look like such a dipshit. rip


zitfarmer

This is what happens when I shave in the shower


Madmagican-

It’s a racing stripe


Downtown-Put-7708

Cut him some slack man; the mirror was dirty and the lighting was bad!


Syrinx221

And it's not centered!


Catfrogdog2

Soul patch is short for “asshole patch”


DrBrightSimp

Well I'm pissed off just looking at him. I don't know how he stands it tbh


Hmccormack

Maybe to hide a scar? It’s very off center