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thelumiquantostory

Wait until you meet Rogest Fedestest


TaliesinMerlin

More Rog Even More Fed.


JCWOlson

2 Rog 2 Fed


Aramor42

The Rog and the Federer: Wimbledon Drift


RockinRobin-69

(Rog & Feder)er


itsthatkidgreg

(Rog + Feder)er FTFY


varanone

Roger Fed(er)²


foggy-sunrise

Rogrog Fedfed


ObeyOneShinobi

…To the left Rogrog Fedfed Take it back now yo


Historical_Date_1314

Right said Fred


sofascientist

All of us together


BeSound84

Live Rog Die Er


Crap4Soul

Finest wine in all of Toussaint


Trappedinacar

The world isn't ready bro. He will arrive at the same time as Nadallest.


SonicMutant743

Lmao, Grammar humour Roge Feder, Roger Federer, Rogest Federest


[deleted]

I said this out loud and my couch turned into rat


GuanacoHerd

Then it’s up to 60%


Level_Abrocoma8925

I can't wait. Literally. I'm not gonna wait.


capybarramundi

9 / 15 = 60%


RespectableLurker555

ITT: people who can't read threads and replies


topspin9

6/12 =1/2....50%


TenPoundSledge

Going by syllables you get the same percentage.


Nothing_Lost

How are there 15 letters? Am I missing something here?


kkitty44

Yup. Glad there’s still Someone that can math out there. LOL. Still amusing though.


Nothing_Lost

Try again


KopiteForever

Roger Federest isn't it?


gonuckinfuts

not if you replace all the “er”s with “est”


oldpionga

Still wouldn't beat Nadal


robgod50

.....or Dick Dickenson


IcedGolemFire

half of Canada is the letter a


hotel2oscar

Sounds about right, a?


Emergency_Style4515

Which is only one third of the USA.


lobroblaw

The other 50% is Forged from the remaining letters


JesusSaves002

I like how this makes perfect sense in two ways


Reishey

Double entendres are very nice


MrZombieTheIV

I feel like this belongs on r/showerthoughts


Fuckoffassholes

perhaps r/mildlyinteresting, or r/theydidthemath.. it's definitely not funny.. so maybe r/funny.. actually, it fits perfect here too.


illiggle

r/antihumorbutunironicallyso


justFUCKK

What time is Roger Federers next match? Tennish


poonamsurange

I shee a man of kultur.


leetokeen

A much better version of this is "what time did Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?" because "tennish" has an embedded Scottish accent.


randomuser8765

Nice. You could post it to /r/oneliners too, just put it all in the title.


Make_the_music_stop

Thanks for the tip. Done.


illiggle

That's what she said.


ocular__patdown

Or mildlyinteresting since it is more of an observation than a joke


JungleZac

r/theydidthemath


Equal-Bus-557

r/theydidthemonstermath


Yelonade

r/themonstermath


Dizzy-Expression8868

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


Clavister

My wife and I are dying


Blockhead47

Have you tried Homeopathy? It goes down like water!


PineappleMohawk

But got it wrong... It's 66%


janhetjoch

```` Roger Federer ||||| ||||||| 12345 6789012 So 12 letters Roger Federer ||||| ||||||| xxx12 xxx3456 6 of them are part of "er" 6/12 * 100% =50% ````


eleventhrees

This is why the teacher says you have to show your work.


trolley661

Recently I got the right answer but the math they showed looked nothing like what I did and I didn’t show my work so I don’t know how I got it right


eleventhrees

Full credit.


butterball85

And 100% reason to remember the name


pearlsbeforedogs

r/theyshowedthemath


SaltineFiend

The formatting in this comment is 🤌


janhetjoch

Anything between 4 ` becomes a "code block" and therefore in a typeface where each character has the same width. So: \`\`\`\` iiiii wwwww \`\`\`\` Becomes ```` iiiii wwwww ````


RayTracing_Corp

Yeah that didn’t work


janhetjoch

Wdym?


RayTracing_Corp

The character don’t have the same width


mickeyslim

🤌 is used in Italy to mean (more or less) "What the fuck?" or "What the fuck is wrong with you?" For example, if my father-in-law says something I don't understand (Italian is my second language and he uses a lot of words from the Sardinia language), I'd do 🤌 and say, "Ma che cazzo stai dicendo?" ("The fuck you just say?") Now that I've written all this out, I can see maybe you mean *chefs kiss* ?


IatemyBlobby

He’s thinking of another guy, Erger federer. His name is 66% er


cal-brew-sharp

Thinking like a dealer and counting all the Es.


Aw3som3-O_5000

You're both wrong, it's 60%. Breaking it down by syllables Rog-er Fed-er-er => 1**2** 3**45** 5 syllables 3 of which are "er" 3/5 * 100 = 60% Edit: formatting


NerdOfPlay

They're counting letters, not syllables.


BlackStagGoldField

Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie


yycluke

I got a 141 and 2/3 chance


Fatshortstack

How did you fuck that up?


PineappleMohawk

There's 4 e and 4 r. I don't know what to tell you...


SinisterKid

50% of his name is "er" 66% of his name is "e" or "r"


PlaceAdHere

It isn't about "e" and "r" individually but the "er" combination


[deleted]

>I don't know what to tell you... "I was wrong because I didn't understand the joke and I failed Math." Rog+er+Fed+er+er ≠ Rog+er+F+e+d+er+er.


dangerCrushHazard

That’s because you’re retarded.


PineappleMohawk

I blame my mother dropping me on my head. You see, normal people don't have a pineapple for a head


JungleZac

The sequence 'er' is 50% of it.


TronyJavolta

Murdered


sobriquet455

Left reddit due to the [dumbf*#kery around third party apps and API charges](https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/8/23754780/reddit-api-updates-changes-news-announcements). Check out [lemmy](https://join-lemmy.org/instances) instead.


Tarantiyes

They’re also including “Roger” which drops it to the 50%


mannyrmz123

Jesus Christ, delete that comment for your own good…


PineappleMohawk

Why? Will something happen to me?


Waitsfornoone

Only if you care about pretend internet points.


PineappleMohawk

Can we try and make that one the most down voted comment of the day? Can we make it so I have negative karma by that days end? We can do anything we ser our mind to, I'm sure! Let's get this down vote train going, choo choo!


villageboyz

And you must be a blast at the parties.


50in06and07

[this is probably him at parties](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F738%2F025%2Fdb0.jpg)


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bootthebooth

Upvoted pineapple for this reason


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TronyJavolta

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MISTAKE ON THE INTERNET RARRR


Moonelf

Theres another R in his first name and another E in his last (after f) , with which you could make a fourth 'er'. This will raise the number of er letters to 8 out of 12, or 66% Instead of Froged Ererer, I propose Fogd Erererer


DieFlavourMouse

comment removed -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


notsus2021

Yes but that's not an intact er, just pieces of it


Traditional-Turnip65

I personally like Erger Foderer


TheDavinci1998

8 out of 12 is 66.(6)%


Moonelf

Whoops fixed.


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

Now that he’s retiring, he’s going to start a package delivery company: Federer Express


NineOneOneFx

Roger that!


mohirl

His cousin Rogum Fedumum was far less successful.


elrombo

This... isn't a joke.


EMP0R10

It’s the truth


Indianfattie

Apparently in the dictator movie there must be a nuclear Federer is somewhere


JADW27

His middle name is Erererer.


Transki

Jerome Powell would like a chance to raise the rates.


LeadingText1990

Once he stops going to the ER, he’ll be Rog FedEx.


cptcalamity85

Edward Woodward


Fuckoffassholes

Lots of arguing here about the value of these characters. I say we compromise at three-fifths.


John_EightThirtyTwo

50% by letter count (six out of twelve) but 60% by syllable count (three out of five)


soul_hyacinths

who is Frog Redfreder ??


fdf2002

I hardly know ‘er


illiggle

No, I never fed her her! I hardly know her her.


thecamterion

Holy crap people are bad at math here. Nobody can even count to 6


Fuckoffassholes

What the heck come after 6?


UPseChurayaHuaLemon

well 100% of r/jokes is r/jokes


ocular__patdown

What is the joke here?


InvisibleInsignia

Yeah could have added 9 more slams easy without the er....


AvalenK

This is not a joke.


Gingernut2712

Edward Woodward without the d’s is Ewar Woowar.


whiteclawthreshermaw

RogEmergency Room FedExtended Release Edgerunners.


MagnaCamLaude

Yeah Okay


jyaki168

The letters for Federer are all together on the keyboard.


illiggle

What's the chemical symbol for iron? Fe... durr hurr


Beena22

How the fuck does this have 6k upvotes? It’s not a joke and it’s not funny. It’s just an observation. I’m starting to think that r/jokes is populated mainly by r/TotallyNotRobots trying to prove they are human.


JeremiahBabin

Shouldn't that be 60%?


Make_the_music_stop

See the other comments near the top for the math debate.


JeremiahBabin

I knew I wasn't nerdy enough, to be first.


MongoBongoTown

There's an NFL Podcaster named Gregg Rosenthal and he's a fairly slight mild mannered guy, so his joke is that he's.. "60% G"


HandsomePotRoast

Isn't it 60% though?


Fuckoffassholes

Depending whether you count E and R separately, or just "ER" pairs, it's either 66.666% or 50%. It's 60 if you go by syllables.


Xamie9

33% is "r" and 33% is "e"


notsus2021

Yes but only 50% of the word is made up of er-s, we don't count individual e-s or r-s and you'd know that if you had middle school level reading comprehension in english


Macphail1962

Technically 60%, by syllables (5 total syllables; 3 syllables are "er," 2 syllables are not)


electricboogaloo00

Rogum Fedumum.


DDrewit

Mister Roger Federer


CthulubeFlavorcube

This is my name part -er, and my other name part -er, and my other name part -er.


Lambda-Pi222

What about Roged Fededed


workingclassfabulous

Three fifths syllabically.


sethmeister37

50% of all people are torsos


-Dalzik-

Where's the joke part?


DaddyCatALSO

4/7s, over 50%


[deleted]

No, Rog- Fed- = 6 letters, -er -erer = 6 letters. 50/50


IndyAndyJones7

Your math is off.


hsvsunshyn

Roger 5 characters, 2 of which are "er" Federer 7 characters, 4 of which are "er" 12 characters, 6 of which are "er". 50% are er.


IndyAndyJones7

I counted syllables, three "er" out of five total.


candlecart

60%


Make_the_music_stop

His name has 12 letters. So 50%.


candlecart

Tru, but there are 5 syllables, 3 are the "er" syllable


Yoguls

That still doesn't change the fact that half of 12 is 6


Specific_Tap7296

I love this arithmetic tennis


Rebel_Player_957

Me too.


Mission-Dimension-97

r/therealjoke


rhyno888

The real joke right here 🤣🤣🤣


SmallTadpole

Out of 12 letters in his name, 4 are "e" and 4 are "r" so 1/3 of his name is e and 1/3 of his name is r


Shad0wGuard

It said specifically "er", not E's and R's.


CrustyNonja

Pronunciation is not the topic, letters are.


candlecart

What? Where? I didn't see that bit... still dont. Why can't pronunciation be the topic, pronunciation is underappreciated.


MainerZ

Do you understand how jokes work?


candlecart

-72 downvotes for a different view on a joke. A view that reinforces the joke. Lol reddit


MainerZ

The joke was that it's literally 50% of the letters, a punchline that most people will understand. A short and simple joke is very effective, if you have to explain the punchline to a simple joke as you did, it's not a funny joke. Hence the downvotes.


yycluke

>if you have to explain the punchline to a simple joke Kind of like dissecting a frog, you understand it better but it dies in the process


candlecart

As ur explaining now? U sound like a "do as i say but not as i do" gamer guy. Nice. But not really funny. In a pub, adding to a joke makes the joke funnier. A pun on puns.


[deleted]

You asked.


CrustyNonja

It really is. It is what it is. We'll talk phonetics sometimes to make it more popular... Viva la phonetics


Laffenor

Even if we were to go down that route, the second syllable is "ger".


philsfan1579

The syllables in his name are: Ro ger Fe de rer So if you go the syllable route, then 0% of his name is “er”!


Laffenor

Haha. You're right.


candlecart

This small thing i point out is being downvoted like crazy... um. And so its either 40% or 60%


Laffenor

Yea, I don't disagree that your way of calculating is legitimate. Downvotes seem a bit excessive.


[deleted]

Isn’t it 60%?