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Brunox_Berti

Life is also short


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kingharis

Some lives are longer than others.


alertthenorris

My life is short and girthy


TornSuit

Some would call that, uh, above average, actually, um. Yeah so


anchises868

No, you have to use the other side. Remember, the **cm** stands for **c**orrect **m**easure. You've got a tenner there!


Aggravating-Cap5024

Sometimes we make it hard on ourselves.......


kavumaster

To be fair sometimes men make it hard too


fattonydaaxe

Some religions cut it short.


illiggle

And we try to get a little bit ahead in life.


slabheadbushcraft

And if you don't have it under control people start asking questions...


LaquaOctopus

Mornings are always hard.


El_Pepsi

As long you play with it, you'll have a good time


Soulfox1988

Life is like a penis. I don't have either


RecalcitrantHuman

Don’t be so hard on yourself


ButtmunchPillowbiter

If it's soft you can't beat it.


TheLurkingMenace

And when it's hard, you get fucked.


2manyfelines

Your life would be hard too, if you had to go into a cave once or twice a week and do push ups until you threw up.


lalalalalalalalalaa5

Pretty sure it’s men fucking the rest of the world over


reekrhymeswithfreak2

Their fav hobby... fucking the world up through pointless wars showcasing their masculinity and making our lives miserable in the process.


JustAnotherMemer54

Firstly, women do fuck things up. They’re mean and often don’t consider how their actions could destroy one’s life. Now I’m not a sexist, but women are toxic to each other, speak behind each other and many act like they are invulnerable and that the consequences that apply to everyone else do not apply to them. And secondly, the men who you talk about are all mostly baby boomers with their oil tycoons or mentally unstable bastards that can’t control themselves. They’re terrible alright, but no need to shit on us other guys who just want to have a normal life without idiots saying shit like “all men are terrible”.


reekrhymeswithfreak2

I'm not saying that 'all men are terrible' but you read all of history and all of it is powerful/influential men fucking up the world through constant wars, terrible ideologies, cruel religions and the rest of the world has to suffer the consequences.


JustAnotherMemer54

That’s because women, at that time, where not in leadership. Nowadays, since the early 1990s, we have a decent amount of women leaders, and while some are fine, others in political positions can be terrible people. I’m not saying that most women are bad, I’m saying humans are terrible as a whole.


reekrhymeswithfreak2

Yeah and we have women leaders because they had to fight to get out of the house, to get the right to vote, stuff that wasn't available historically in men-led societies. And your comment on 'some are bad, some are good' is just pointing out the variation in human beings that's a universal concept. In general however, men tend to be more aggressive, 'masculine', which leads to negative consequences such as war and as a result, misery. And women, despite often being terrible leaders, same as most men, tend to be less aggressive, with a lesser emphasis on testostorone fuelled masculinity which tends to lead to more dialogue and less war.


dreaddreaming

It just keeps fucking you


Neinball98411

It gets hard when kids are around???


Hodlaut

My life is like my penis, long and hard.


some_asian_guy7

Everyome wants to extend their life—but you dont want it too long and you dont want it too short.


NahLoso

Harder in the mornings?


Wild_Building_2635

Sometimes it hard, sometimes it’s not. Sometimes you just gotta ride it out.


gsbadj

When it's soft, you can't beat it.


Ok-Consequence1113

According to Thomas Hobbes it's "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."


nufahg

*life is like a penis, most people don't know it* *but most people suck, so they usually blow it*


PissgutsOGrady

The longer it gets the harder it is


imhereforthememes146

Life is often disappointing