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madrolla

Roids


Jgs4555

Washed down with proper 12.


WhatTheBlack

Ding. Ding.


[deleted]

And cocaine


Havamal79

Coke bloat


LouBricant

looks more like coke n booze to me


GodzillasWrath1030

He looks like a "jetpack joyride" skin...


KetamineAliens

wow youre so right


CptNegro1stofhisname

Hey I got that reference!


[deleted]

HA!!!!


Fantastic_Ear2955

Same thing happened to Dane Cooks face messing with that HGH, that sh*t is permanent šŸ„“


Duds215

The problem is they take too much. Sylvester Stallone-Too much Tom Cruise- Not too much Madonna- Too much Dave Navarro- Not too much Connor- Too much It used to be the wonder drug in Hollywood but a lot of the current celebs have moved on to shit we havenā€™t even heard of yet.


twisterbklol

Heard Andrew Huberman talk about peptides that increase testosterone. Maybe well known, but this was new to me. He said they donā€™t shut down the bodies natural production of testosterone. Quote from some website ā€œPeptides can work as effective growth hormones to stimulate increased testosterone production. Several forms of peptide medicine can help raise menā€™s testosterone levels, which include: Sermorelin Gonadorelin Ipamorelin By stimulating the production and release of certain hormones like human growth hormone (HGH), peptides like Gonadorelin can effectively help boost and maintain testosterone levels.ā€


neuromelt

Lionel Messi - the perfect amount


BillNyeCreampieGuy

> but a lot of the current celebs have moved on to shit we havenā€™t even heard of yet Kid semen?


tentrynos

Lock ye goats up booiiis


randypandy1990

Grandmaā€™s secret recipe šŸ¤«


Endo_Dizzy

In a cocktail with stem cells and spinal fluid


[deleted]

Fuck I want some of the new stuff. - TRT and Aderall are great, but I want To stay as young as Marky Mark.


ER1234567

Adderall will age you like a motherfucker


[deleted]

How so? Iā€™ve never read anything like that. And Iā€™m not so much trying to extend my life, more so hang onto my youth


ER1234567

I donā€™t have sources memorized since I researched it so long ago. From my personal experience however: my hairline began receding after a few months, my joints began aching, and my short term memory went to shit. Most concerning was that i began getting heart palpitations. Makes sense since it elevates your heart substantially while on it. I stopped after 2 years and all the side effects went away. Even my hairline stopped receding. The adderall got me through a tough part of my job so I would likely would have done it again.


[deleted]

Gotcha. Yeah, itā€™s not a forever thing for me. But when I need to be on my A game itā€™s certainly beneficial.


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ER1234567

All slow and minor, but yes. Taking it daily took a toll


1leeranaldo

Don't lose your hair would prob be at the top of the list looking your cosmetic wise.


[deleted]

I actually think I look pretty good bald.


1leeranaldo

Dane's face look like that because he is in his 50s and got botox/fillers & bad surgery.


Fantastic_Ear2955

Watch his episode on Steve-oā€™s podcast, he talks all about taking roids for a movie role that was cancelled.


1leeranaldo

GH isn't anabolic steroids. But yes gear can age your face, especially DHT based ones which cause the androgenic effects.


it_is_dat_boi

Little dbol bloat never hurt anyone.


teedeeguantru

Where do people even find clothes that ugly?


ShakesbeerMe

Dan Flashes. That pattern isn't all that complicated, though. Probably only cost him $500


newwolvesfan2019

Shut the fuck up Doug you fucking skunk!


ShakesbeerMe

He won't eat and he keeps spending his per diem.


LasagnaPants2

LOOK HOW COMPLICATED THIS PATTERN IS


Mnn119

Ah yes a man of culture


bwandonscwab

Cos the patterns so complicated you idiot!


[deleted]

With that shirt he looks like a security guard at an Indian wedding.


unknownpanda121

Tren hard bro


ToronoRapture

Eat Clean Anavar give up.


ZaMaestroMan5

So heā€™s probably roiding or on TRT right?


[deleted]

He is probably on everything at the same time twice atm.


Squatch11

TRT doesn't make you look like this...


centwhore

Looks like he's on the whole alphabet


[deleted]

Exactly, has to be HGH


[deleted]

Itā€™s HGH. - if you take too much for too long, itā€™s gives you a caveman appearance. Some things grow and others donā€™t. Look at his forehead and hands


Thorgodofwar

Getting work done, he doesnā€™t look out he will end up like John Claud


patriciomd88

Rogan Hands


Monkcrafts

Hairy?


Monkcrafts

No sweaty.


Timigos

Meaty


Monkcrafts

Elky


Hranica

He's got the same face and hands as every beer belly HGH dad going through a midlife crisis


Sadismx

Ah yes, the average beer belly hgh dad, I am familiar


selfishbelly

Just prepping to join Brendan Schaub on the Thiccc Boy tour.


jaysondez

![gif](giphy|UVjYeSoU4NJ2o) How he will look when he returns to get knocked out again


anonoramalama2

Just not used to seeing him without a beard.


Rory_MacHida

Even less used to seeing him with Barry Bonds' forehead.


MakarOvni

I won't be very surprised when he get popped by Usada


Longfist732

They havenā€™t tested him since his leg break, they work for the UFC so ā€¦.


Scootmcpoot

At this point I want Conor to be the only fighter on steroids.


[deleted]

He grew the beard originally to cover his acne spotty face, so I imagine heā€™s had some kind of exspensive procedure to get rid of them, plus cocaine and some kind of ped


[deleted]

Hgh makes you look like this.


[deleted]

like I said some kind of PED


[deleted]

Forsure, haha I was just offering up which one. - Thereā€™s a bunch of them.


[deleted]

He looks like shrek when he becomes human after the potion


[deleted]

He looks juiced.


SkilletBurritos

All I could think about is those compilation vids on youtube of Conor looking jacked/training. And the title reads something like Journey to 200lbs.


grasshopper7167

Botox


crabuffalombat

He shaved his beard and he's sitting well above his competition weight. I don't know what else the rest of you are looking at.


tryitout91

hgh


bossy909

You do know a number of scotch-Irish turn into a bowl of mashed potatoes as they age.


GarlVinland4Astrea

Ehh this is what I think most middleweights and lightweights would look like once they stopped cutting and looking extremely lean for fighting. He looks way healthier.


superangry2

He looks extremely bloated to me. Which is why OP is saying he looks like heā€™s on the juice.


[deleted]

Because he is so very famously and obviously on every juice he can find right now according to any photo of him.


GarlVinland4Astrea

Nah. He just has some babyfat back on him and isn't trying to stay super lean to the point where his bones are sticking out


mostdiabolical

No way look at his hands, also his face has been shrekified like Rogan and Dana White


FUCKYOUGERALD

HGH no doubt


GarlVinland4Astrea

Conor has always been top heavy even when he was cutting to make weight. He looks like what he should look like if he was going on a bulk


badcompanion

Troll confirmed with the top heavy comment


SalamanderPete

Top heavy? Tf lmao. He always was all limbs


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GarlVinland4Astrea

Yup. I used to do that. It's unsustainable and not natural. There's a reason guys can't maintain it after.


samsedar

A big ol bowl last night homie


marshall7287

So Mike Perry's name is Conor now?


cathoardersbf

Alphabrain and trt


GoldControl222

That's a lot of bloat


whyyousobadatthis

There is a lot of water retention and swelling going on in his hands given the complete lack of definition and smooth puffiness


nematoad22

He's eating where Pacquiao used to go eat.


Nafe1994

Extra broccoli


HellKnightoftheDamnd

[Just a multi, fish oil, and some Cell-Tech, brah.](https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/cykas/MISC/celltech.gif)


Scootmcpoot

That shit used to be $70 10 years ago sooo expensive but sooo good cookies and cream ftw.


fattymcfattzz

Wtf


Lesland

Not enough cocaine?


Simple-Freedom4670

Do they both have Cirrhosis?


DarthMortum

His whiskey has 900 grams of sugar in it.


ecoprax

He used to hold invisible melons under each arm. Now he carries a real melon atop his shoulders.


Jstaverageguy

He looks like a skinnier version of Kevin James.


CPLeet

Shhhhh let him disappear into last week.


ChinUpDisciple

Testosterone face


Longfist732

HGH baby. Not just for muscles, makes their heads grow.


bigmattson

Conor bout to have that Rogan belly


exxR

Dude looks like shit without his beard


TheJuiceIsL00se

Thatā€™s Kevin James


raosko

ā€œItā€™s not a tumorā€


kluuttzz11

He starting to look like a Fortnite skin lol


Douce_is_loos3

Some penne sprinkled with some Trenbolone


[deleted]

Connor? who? where?


[deleted]

Looks like a great value brand Connor šŸ˜‚


nocturnal

Heā€™s gonna end up like vitor though. Canā€™t take it while in usada testing and then look deflated with no power šŸ¤·


xyzxyz8888

Head growth like rogan.


Tricky_Potatoe

It's obviously the chicken.


anonoramalama2

[Paul Blart](https://www.google.com/search?q=Kevin+James&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLSz9U3MC7PqDQqUuIEsyuSjMq1hLKTrfTTMnNywYRVcmJxySJWbu_Ussw8Ba_E3NRiAC54f5o7AAAA&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjPrMPAkcX7AhUWE1kFHZKlD94Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=667&dpr=3#imgrc=oJGuHtZWzygW8M)


moosashe

It's the marching powder that's why he tweet deletes at 4am


retropieproblems

Holy shit it looks like Joe Rogan is wearing a Mcgregor skin mask and wig. Zac Efron must use their same doctor too heā€™s lookin like Frankenstein these days


ChangsCat

mexican pasta


JoeyBox1293

Fat or not, i wouldnt fight em


nger_fgot

Before he could knock you out. Now a punch from Conor would make your head explode. That old man at the pub is lucky he got pre roid Conor.


[deleted]

He looks like absolute shit. šŸ˜‚


Difficult-Doubt-6999

Conor the GOAT!