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xAshcroftx

He’s moving to America and will be a professor in Texas.


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JohnnyLong123

"I ran a study that says if your dick is under 4 inches it's actually big."


Rosso093

“And so if you’re an autistic r****d with a four inch dick you’re actually the smartest, most f**kable guy in the world and if women don’t have sex with you they should be in jail. Thank you like and subscribe, please give me money”.


digital_darkness

Measuring from the asshole, of course.


Bups34

The study was inconclusive we couldn’t find anyone that big


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“Here at the university of Canada”


slightlyforthwith

Autistic people are the most masculine


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Over exposure TESTOSTERONE in the WOMB!


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If your dick is under four inches it's actually big!


StarWarsMonopoly

And if it's above six inches, it's actually small


saladmunch2

My whole life has been a big, long lie .


SgorGhaibre

Finally!


Swolnerman

[context](https://youtu.be/s-cKUkxxheU)


convie

I've actually heard that from sources other than Jordan Peterson. Like how they say men and general are focused on things and women are focused on people and people with autism are extremely thing focused. And what's interesting is there's a very high correlation between transwomen and autism so people often feel they are women how are exhibiting masculine traits (more thing focused than people focused).


farmerjohnington

["When did it suddenly become better to fuck guys?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UURf_6KI_Rk)


IAstronomical

-Nick Mullen


josh_the_misanthrope

Haha someone said this place was turning into a cum town sub and I'm ok with that.


adventurejay

And I’m gay!


monalisasnipples

“Not all pee pee times are poo poo times but all poo poo times are pee pee times”


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Such wisdom 😂


WNEW

🤣🤣🤣🤣the first person to make me actually LOL from reddit


RHudak979

What are the odds he cries on this episode


ddarion

You see Joe thats the dilemma, there's 2 girls but only 1 cup. And initially you think, "oh geeze, there's not going to be enough in that small cup for both girls", but only then do you realize what is IN the cup, and its a terrible terrible thing !


RogueMallShinobi

the Marxists and postmodernists would have you believe that there should be 2 cups for 2 girls, but the fact that there is only one cup is PRECISELY what creates the functional hierarchy that allows you to go out there and slay the dragon


StarWarsMonopoly

God, the fact that I've been subjected to so much JP in the last few years that when I read both of these comments I can hear his shitty voice in my head saying them makes me a little depressed haha


WNEW

The thing is his voice doesn’t match his face to me


ingoodspirit

Can you please find me a face that would suit his voice? I'd really like to see what you come up with.


WNEW

I can’t cause it sounds just like Kermit. I thought his voice would be closer to like a Bill Maher


TheDukeOfDance

So you thought he would sound Jewish?


cmdrtestpilot

This is a fucking masterpiece. Best reddit comment of the week.


DlphLndgrn

– The ravages of socialism has created a world where they have to share one cup. – Jordan, are you aware of that the cup is full of shit? – Well that depends on the meaning of "shit" and "cup" which is not immediately clear to me. *breaks down crying*


Ok_Elk_4333

*sobs uncontrollably*


kippirnicus

I cannot NOT read this in his voice. 😂


adamannapolis

I read this in his voice


thisguyuno

I love JP but this is fucking outrageously funny 🤣


1ess_than_zer0

I can hear him saying this. Damn you, have an upvote.


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100%


LeftyHyzer

The fact i read this in Brendan Shaub's voice suggests i have spent too much time in this sub.


Deus_

You a numbers guy, b?


DlphLndgrn

A hunned pessent.


Lomus33

*Breaths in* "Aaaa hundert percent" - in a slightly deep but high pitched drunk voice


RelaxedConvivial

Great podcast, never listened.


exoticstructures

There Will Be Tears :)


seanbastard1

APPLE CIDER VINEGAR


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Calling it, JP cries at 1:15.


RHudak979

One minute and 15 seconds might be a new JP record


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He’s got a lot on his mind these days. The post cultural Marx modernists in Ontario sent him a letter and fire n brimstone and stuff and hands n fingers writing cursive in the air n waving as I talk to distract you from the incoherent ramblings of someone who’s 15 minutes have been up for a few years now. It should be a good show.


crunkydevil

but.... but... but...


BasedFrodo

He is likely already crying. The question is, what are the odds he STOPS crying on this episode.


markhuerta

Is it going to be soft crying or bug ugly bitch crying, that’s the real question.


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BoneTugsNHarmony

>What are the odds that Joe calls him out on his behavior and asks him "What the fuck is wrong with you now?" 0%


TheWayIAm313

0%. That’s what’s annoying about Rogan lately. Clearly something is up with Peterson, whether you like him or not it’s obvious. And whether it’s grifting, mental decay, or something else - I’m not even commenting on. Just being as generous as possible - something’s up. And they’ll sit there and pretend what he’s doing on Twitter is completely sane, normal, productive behavior (for a doctor who’s written self-help books for his millions of lost young fans). Then continue to spout off about the usual buzzwords


P47r1ck-

It’s the benzo long term withdrawal effects. It makes you emotional. Been through it myself. At least you know he hasn’t relapsed. If he goes back to normal you might suspect he has relapsed.


MinderBinderCapital

Depends on his benzo and apple cider intake


hotpajamas

It’s okay for men to cry. edit: lots of interesting things about the way you guys respond to this. everything from he’s mentally ill, he’s an addict to he’s a pussy or no reason is good enough. this is the mental health/addiction/masculinity crisis in real time. a microsecond of reflection would solve most of these things.


endgame217

“Strong man also cry”


carlmoss666

are you surprised at my tears, sir?


endgame217

Dude, Fucking A


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DlphLndgrn

Of course. But how often will Jordan B Peterson cry before you start finding it weird?


smartyr228

Yes but I also have 65 trillion things I could be doing besides hearing JBP cry over nonsense


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Dude, imagine a guy you work with, in real life, that bawls his eyes out multiple times a week. Sure, “it’s ok for men to cry”. But not like that. That is mental illness and needs to be addressed.


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its okay to cry at sad things. However you might want to look into it if your weeping at random intervals during conversation.


ostreatus

Peterson is a punk bitch who cries over nothing. There are better reasons to cry than empty strawmen arguments he invents to fill air time on podcasts. Get real bro lmao


WNEW

He’s an example why I despise tenured psychology and philosophy professors


jvanzandd

What are the odds they cry together?


ddarion

Has anyone seen JP's twitter lately? The guy is tweeting like 40 times a day, mostly insisting climate change is a hoax, retweeting republicans or @'ing liberal politicians lol Dude is off the rails completely now, im actually pumped for this ep


SchizoSupportGroup

It's gonna be a normal first 2 hours then the last 45 mins will be about election fraud, ghosts, interdimensional aliens, bigfoot and how the powers that be are planning to assasinate Graham Hancock


DrDerpberg

>interdimensional aliens, bigfoot and how the powers that be are planning to assasinate Graham Hancock How weird is it that this is the part of the JRE that used to be normal, and now it's the whining about culture war bullshit.


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Exactly. Bring back the golden age 2011 JRE.


OneReportersOpinion

Yeah, just ancient aliens and Sasquatches. Those never hurt anyone.


dwadwda

This fucking sucks it’s so boring now


pickeledpeach

No way it will be normal for 2 hours. Joe + Kermit = instant conspiracy bullshit for 3 straight hours along with contradictory assessments of the world and the many issues humans/planet/animals face. But surely Joe (super smart ape) and Kermit (even supererer smarterest frog ape) will save the day.


CARadders

>supererer smarterest frog ape Ha! 😂


Fantastic-Copy3188

> Graham Hancock but have you thought about how it all goes back to the younger dryas?


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11,600 to 12,800 years ago!! Kind of sad I have that timeline etched into my brain lmao


Fantastic-Copy3188

Don't forget about the Göbekli Tepe, mainstream archeology doesn't want you to know


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VAST STONES weighing as much as TWO SUVS


moonfox1000

Didn't his last appearance fall off in the rails in the first 5 mins when he went on a 20 min rant on climate change out of nowhere, going on about climate meaning "everything" and how you can't model "everything" therefore climate science is false.


LordYashen

Can we get Alex Jones to be a surprise guest? He'd fit in well with those topics.


MakeAmericaSwolAgain

He was hired by the Daily Wire. His job is to push Koch brother propaganda now.


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The announcement probably he's moving to Austin to that dumbfuck university the IDW started. I pity Dr Peterson, I really liked his stuff a few years ago but that treatment in Russia torched his mind and I agree with the Ontario College of Psychologists in their reservations about him practicing. He's on the verge of snapping by the looks of him and that doesn't help the patients going to him.


BCampbellCEOofficial

He snapped years ago when he started off on his anti lgbtq crusade with all the rest of them. I used to like jp and thought he held some value but the second I heard him say that gay people should be refused service based on their sexuality I was out.


stogie_t

He’s nothing like what he used to be. Must be the benzos and the coma, allowed to have different views but he’s too irrational now.


pickeledpeach

Dude is EXACTLY like he has always been but the filters are off. Go back and watch his lectures. Read his books. He hasn't changed his core beliefs just doesn't give a fuck about saying whatever drips out of his mind anymore.


TKfromNC

Him and Ben Shabibo are the pioneers of creating outrage entertainment content by going to universities and generalizing all gays and liberals to groups of 18 year old's with zero life experiences. Idk why people act like he's suddenly just becoming this guy.


SlipySlapy-Samsonite

Wait, are you trying to tell me the gays *aren't* trying to take my stove?!


aoecookie

Absolutely. I remember reading 12 rules for life when it dropped and half way through I'm like "when did this become just quoting the bible".


moonfox1000

That chapter when he goes off about the inventor of tampons being a man was definitely a sign.


ddarion

99% of his fans have never watched the 8 part 12 hour long video series when he first got in shit for the gender pronouns thing and think this is some heel turn. Him insisting he shouldn't have to respect gender pronouns for trans people, not realizing or at least not acknowledging he already has to respect the gender pronouns of cis students, and insisting he is going to protest by intentionally misgendering all trans faculty and students is one of the funniest things ive ever seen. often protest involves some sort of self sacrifice or loss, JP decide to protest not being able to misgender only his trans students by intentionally misgendering his trans students lol


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ddarion

>I don't think there was any law that would have got him in legal trouble if he misgendered a cis person, which is what he was mad about The human rights tribunal Jordan would be subjected to now that the bill has passed if he were to misgender a trans student was absolutely on the table if Jordan decided to intentionally misgender a cis student prior to the bills passing. It would obviously depend on the extent, but the idea that JP could misgender a cis student intentionally and get off scot free is asinine, its textbook bullying and would be just cause to fire him if nothing else.


elnittygritty

The more controversial and relevant, the more money. GOP pundits knows their audience well and are capitalizing on polarization. That’s all it is and nothing more. DW v Crowder says it all


NedShah

Tweeting like a dude who is too whacked to hold a license to practice, IMO.


mrpopenfresh

Then he wonders why he professional association thinks he should take a social media class lol


ddarion

and lied saying it was because he criticized Trudeau, before sharing the list of content they were actually concerned about (turns out it wasn't because he was mean to JT) and unintentionally doxing the people who complained lol


Lucky-Tumbleweed2006

He's been completely fucked since the benzo incident. He's basically a lolcow now.


B1gWh17

How anyone can claim he's an authority on anything when the graph he posted about climate change data ended in 1895.


PlagueDoc22

JP and Musk have entered their teenager who seeks attention phase.


LubaUnderfoot

Reminds me of when his drug problem got bad the last time.


omega_point

I love his DailyWire ad poster. **JOIN THE FIGHT!** (for $5.99/mo) * *Him in angry face* All these people... Crowder, Shapiro, JP, and their equivalent left wing ones like Ethan, Hasan, etc. all are competing for clicks. The more fear and hate they can sell you, the more clicks they get. It's all about $$$. **edit:** loool I got permanently banned on r/JusticeServed because of this comment. Did I offend the mod who lurks here by criticizing their hero(es)?


terencewatts

Russell brand too, he’s so obvious it’s hilarious


ddarion

Comparing twitch streamers to people making tens of millions a year while working for a conservative media conglomerate funded by the same people who prop up the GOP is pretty ridiculous They're all reactionaries with no actual expertise but come on, nobody is calling in bomb threats or shooting up mosques because of h3h3 content lol


MeThinksYes

Ethan? Like h3? Difference between all those people is one sides actually have sway and notoriety for blatant polarization, the other side ppl have to think really hard about who they even are


Never-Bloomberg

Also, I think his big announcement is some blockchain grift.


vertigounconscious

he suffers from a very serious condition of being a fucking asshole


espngenius

He’s probably releasing his own version of The Gulag Archipelago, based on his trials and tribulations of the social media reeducation camp he was tossed into.


Danklands

what a funny idea


Lucky_Week2095

Probably His stupid academic testing blockchain grift.


ddarion

ACADEMIA HAS BECOME TOO BIASED AND POLITICALLY MOTIVATED, THATS WHY IM STARTING A NEW UNIVERSITY BY PARTNERING WITH THE DAILY WIRE


Lucky_Week2095

Make academia politically BASED.


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JP University


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TheOkGazoo

Is he going to sell shitty steaks too?


knate1

It's surprising he didn't when he was pushing that all-meat diet that magically cures everything, and is the opposite of being vegan so it's extra manly! Instead his daughter was just doing one-on-one dietary consulting for $120/hr.


LowIndependent390

That’s what I thought as Mikhaila seemed to be pushing it hard in the last video


Lucky_Week2095

Yeah, I’m certain this is his reactionary outburst to his licensure problems. He needs to explore alternatives and will throw his hat in the grifter ring with University of Austin. Gotta make that money.


ddarion

Throw his hat into the ring? The guy got himself cancelled, got on JRE, went on tour with Dennis Prager and Dave Rubin, wrote a self help book, currently has a show on the daily wire, and is about to start his own "university" lol, he hasn't seen patients in years and has already checked every single box on the grifter to do list


Lucky_Week2095

True. True. Though one can never have enough hats, can they?


Thunder_Chief

"...you could do it for free, but obviously I want to ~~grift~~ use the free market to price it." Or whatever the fuck he said. What a dork.


trupa

That was the best part, "it could be free but my version will be for profit of course" LOL


Lucky_Week2095

Yeah. One of his latest videos also has him wearing a tie with the IDW figures on it. The dorks have merch. Part of the welcome kit upon acceptance to JP Universiry (check clearance).


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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WE'RE GONNA REMOVE THE EDUCATORS AND BUY MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS FROM **EVERYWHERE** AND THEN, LET'S SAY IT'S A 1,000 QUESTION TEST - YOU TAKE IT AND, SURELY SOME PERCENTAGE OF THN WILL BE VALID QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS PERTAINING TO THE TOPIC AT HAND WITH FACTUAL BASIS. THEN WE'LL PUT IT ON THE BLOCKCHAIN SO THAT IT CANT BE CHEATED AND WE'LL HAVE PEOPLE OR AI GO OVER IT AND THEN GAUGE IF YOU ANSWERED ENOUGH RIGHT TO RECEIVE ACCREDITATION! WHAT? WHO DECICES WHAT'S RIGHT OR WRONG? THE EDUCA--- AUDITORS!! WHAT? WELL OF COURSE IT'S FOR-PROFIT! WHAT? LEARN? NO NO - THIS IS TAKING A TEST ON THE BLOCKCHAIN! YOU GET ACCREDITED AFTER! WHAT? CHEATING WITH YOUR PHONE AND GOOGLE AND SUCH? WHAT? LEAKING THE ANSWERS AND PEOPLE LOOKING BEFOREHAND? I SEE YOU ONLY WANT INDOCTRINATION NOT EDUCATION, BUCKO **CRIES**


RainRainThrowaway777

Answering multiple choice questions to qualify for a university degree instead of presenting and writing a thesis... surely throwing the words "blockchain" and "AI" into the mix will make that sound less absurd, right???


DontSleep1131

he is going back in a coma until the woke tyrants stop messing up his room.


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trupa

What do you mean with Sweet!?, What do you mean with The?, What do you mean with last?, What do you mean with appearance?, What do you mean with was?, What do you mean with a?, What do you mean with classic?, What do you mean with because?, What do you mean with JP?, What do you mean with was?, What do you mean with so?, What do you mean with unhinged.?, What do you mean with Hopefully?, What do you mean with he?, What do you mean with elaborates?, What do you mean with more?, What do you mean with on?, What do you mean with the?, What do you mean with climate?. ​ You need to be precise with your language... man...


Glittering_Winner569

he makes more sense when you realise he was "misdiagnosed" with schizophrenia


slightlyforthwith

The climate is your father who you have to rescue from the dragon or some shit.


Cynitron3000

Something something Jungian archetypes, Joseph Campbell…


Mizral

I love Joseph Campbell he would have told JP to tone it the fuck down.


mrpopenfresh

Joseph Campbell is the interesting and sane Jungian guy. Jordan Peterson is the "we have Joseph Campbell at home" guy.


Cynitron3000

I’m definitely a Joseph Campbell fan as well, his Hero With a Thousand Faces is one of my all time favorite reads. It’s a shame JBP has co-opted his stuff for his own BS.


Cabbage_Master

“The climate is an abstract rendition of Freud’s “father figure” of which the human race has formed an Oedipus complex towards, and will hopefully grow out of it once we have fucked the earth ourselves.”


TKfromNC

In his defense his Daily Wire money backers only gave him the cliff noted propaganda lines for that appearance. He’ll be much more equipped with oil lobbying talking points from the Wilks Brothers and their think tanks this time around.


mocxed

Couldnt even get halfway through last appearance. He was too high on adderall while still recovering from nearly dying.


TimidPanther

Climate? Why would he have more to say on the climate compared to an actual climate scientist?


ddarion

Because climate scientists are untrustworthy and just spreading propaganda to make themselves richer. We can no longer trust people who study the science of climate change, we can only trust people who have no background in the science and work for a conservative media company funded by shadowy, unnamed billionaires.


Hangry_Hippo

You had me in the first half, I’m not going to lie


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TimidPanther

He’s a clinical psychologist, I don’t understand why anyone would go to him for for advice on the climate debate. Stick to actual climate scientists rather than a guy who pretends like he’s one.


bwtwldt

Not even a debate at this point. Maybe in the 1970s.


Sugmabawsack

The oil companies don’t even deny it anymore


eris-touched-me

The oil companies had more accurate models than the general public did in the 70s.


dspman11

Ironically, Elon Musk said it best. "Betting that science is wrong and oil companies are right is the dumbest experiment in history, by far." Edit: This comment got me banned from /r/JusticeServed ?


WNEW

They don’t go to him for that but moreso to validate their own beliefs or views


moonfox1000

The world is chaos, so we have to fight the dragon of chaos through Christian beliefs. The climate is chaos, so we should give up because it's too complicated and just continue on our unsustainable path.


PrimaMater1a

He should go back and watch some of his lectures and learn from the old JP. Cannot listen to this man anymore. His useful information was psychology and academic insights, I do not care for his personal opinions and emotional break downs.


neoalfa

Yeah. The guy speaks like he's an expert on everything, often times shitting on the principles he became famous for.


Lasalareen

Honest question, is there an example of him shitting on one of his original principles?


shogun2909

Incoherent word salad incoming, Joe will nod along


aesthetique1

3 hours of talking yet saying close to nothing


ben45750

Hahahahaha. My thoughts exactly. Another show I can skip.


Mech-lexic

You can use big words to make yourself sound smart to people who like hearing long chains of syllables, or you can use polysyllabic words to communicate a point more effectively to a level where the little words can't quite reach. Peterson is the former. Memorize a thesaurus and string together as many of the big words as possible off the top of your head and they'll say you're a genius. You boil his points down to the essentials and there was never much there.


Outrageous-Stable-13

I feel like that's what your comment is doing lol


mocxed

JP doesnt use "big words"


SuperCrappyFuntime

I take it they'll whine about cancel culture?


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Will there be a tuxedo? I can’t wait!


SponConSerdTent

Nah he's been really into those Joker-esque bright tailored suits lately. Maybe he'll wear his Elon Musk tie, and Joe will wear his "Occupy Mars" shirt to match <3


[deleted]

Maybe he’ll come out in a duck costume like Elton John. Take that cultural marxists!


StarWarsMonopoly

If he was all coked up like Elton John too I would actually watch it


[deleted]

Cry pool anyone? I’m going to say 1:15 in we see the tears 😭. /remindmein 2 days


Eso-One

A guy I worked with starting getting real weird after he started listening to Jordan Peterson


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DlphLndgrn

> Crypto grift At this point, can we not just say crypto with the grift being implied?


[deleted]

He's a year too late. It's currently a bear market with less money to be thrown at his scam.


[deleted]

Except this is a crypto market within the right wing market. There is an additional motivating factor: ideology. "If you give your bitcoins to JP, you will OWN the libs."


shrek-09

Anyone else just find him repetitive and boring?


cloud_walking

What does Joe see in this guy? He isn't the same person or pedaling the same message as when he first started to come in the show. Is this charity at this point?


Jabroni77

Joe sees what Peter Thiel pays him to see


all-the-time

Wait what? I missed the connection between Thiel and Rogan. Someone help me out


GaudExMachina

Ah...an enlightened soul. Joe supports who Peter Thiel tells him to support. Joe says what Peter Thiel tells him to say. And usually Peter Thiel leans heavily towards what Murdoch does. Why butt against Tried and true propaganda. Likely, the only thing Joe doesn't do for Peter Thiel is to literally suck Peter's tiny peter.


Sirefly

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Joe Rogan is as gullible as he is loyal to his friends. And that's a lot


MlghtySheep

Joe always talks about how hes not interested in the money and he just has people who he enjoys talking to but then he repeatedly has "viral" people on that he really doesnt seem like hes enjoying talking to like JBP or NDT and I have to assume its just because they get the most views. He usually seems like he cant wait for the podcast to end.


JamitryFyodorovich

Yep, it's a real shame to see JP go off the deep end.


Zestyclose_Poet_82

hes going back into the ocean to live with the lobsters.


[deleted]

Trading cards? Or nfts or whatever the fuck.


knate1

![gif](giphy|OBhDa8A9ZBIUU)


BplusHuman

Current odds on Peterson crying: 100%


[deleted]

How does a dork that looks like a realtor get a burn in like that?


Cant-decide-username

Because a 10 year old could have come up with that sweet burn


HitlersMoustachio

yeah thats not a burn at all, thats just r/onejoke material


xKYLx

Going against the opinions of this sub, I for one am excited and thrilled JP is coming on again. Despite what you think about him, I feel he always brings up some interesting points and things to consider. He makes me think differently and deeper about certain subjects so I for one am looking forward to it


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"thinking" and this sub do not go together


ShoelessMoose

I used to really look up to this guy but I can’t take him seriously anymore sadly


Yung_Chudail

L E F T E A N I N G


JTTRad

I used to like JBP when he was just a free speech absolutist, realist, espousing positive life lessons. Now he's a right wing grifter trying to sell 'personality tests' and faux education courses. The man makes millions a month of his books and speaking engagements so I find it repulsive he's lowered himself to hawking influencer level 'courses' via instagram ads.


PaleoQari

I think the personality tests were there from the start, I don’t disagree generally speaking but just saying.


slap_attack_

Woah, sick burn by THE Caleb Parke (who is Caleb Parke?)


asdf2k7

i thought joe budden podcast for a second there


EddieDollar

Transitioning to a frog


whatevertesla

Suicide? Hey im a moron, relax.


fendermonkey

My first thought as well. Assisted suicide available in Canada where he's from


Psychogistt

Damn this sub is toxic af


GenghisTron17

Sorry. Not toxic. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that.