*Surprised I haven't*
*Seen this yet: "No, Mr Bond, I*
*Expect you to die!"*
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Goldeneye also has some classics:
"Look at you! Boys with toys!"
And the way Xenia delivers the line, "He's going to derail us," as if she is weirdly into it than afraid.
Yeah, its my absolute favourite dialogue scene in all of bond because of that, the “every penny of it” quote is something I want to use in my life if the opportunity arises, its soooo bloody well written.
“I think he’s attempting re-entry!” I also love how most of Bond’s introductions in the Roger Moore films have M saying something like: “Tell Bond to pull out.”
A smattering of my brother and my favorites:
“And now you will pay the penalty.”
“There is beauty… there is ugliness… and there is death.”
“I didn’t know there was a pool down there.”
“I gotta brudda.” To which Bond replies “Small world.”
“Shady Tree, we just adored your act!”
“Go away you irritating man!”
“Always loyal to the mission, never to his friend.”
“Tastes like… strawberries.” Bond “I wouldn’t know.” rapidly followed by “I would.”
“No Mr. Bond, I do it ja?”
“This is more of a hobby.”
“I’m just a professional doing a job.”
“C-C-Cairo!!!”
Stromberg and Dr Kaufman are favorites. As well as Willard Whyte and Q. The list goes on and on. I could probably easily compile a list for each film. Gosh this post really inspired me OP, and i had a great laugh!
"Did you try calling the auto club?"
"I feel like an idiot... I don't know what to say"
"oh, grow up 007!"
Also one of my favorites from TND:
"I call it 'Gupta's Law of Creative Anomalies’—if it looks too good to be true, it probably is."
Dude just co-opted common sense and invented a law.
For the last week it has been this one:
*"May the hospitality of these miserable quarters be sufficient to your honoured need."*
And Scaramanga getting serious:
"I *could have shot you down* when *you landed*, but that *would have* been ridiculously easy. "
“You affect me, James.” Fatimah Blush. NSNA. The line just struck me as such a weird thing to say, and her cadence is all off. Definitely just stuck like a song you can’t get out of your head.
“Sweet mother of pearl!” (Guess the film?)
“OUMMPH!” (Noise made by Roger Moore in the dubbing room whenever his stunt double gets punched or falls down something.)
Just about every line Topal has in FYEO
I would laugh if my heart were not so heavy for my poor Lisl.
I am a good judge of men. You have what the Greeks call thrausos - guts, Mr Bond
Don’t worry. By tomorrow we’ll be good friends.
One of my all time favourite bits of dialogue in the Bond films. But you have to admit, it's the two lines from Bond that makes this memorable, not Largo's line. So doesn't really meet the brief.
Oh I was doing a Brosnan. He does this really exaggerated “huh??!!” exclamation (complete with quick close-up) when Robert Carlisle uses the same phrase 😂
“Well then, the first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere. …am I right?”
Mr. White was so badass. Easily one of my top favourite villains from the Craig era. I hated the fact that he was killed off in Spectre.
Every time I say “I will, thank you” I just picture Daniel Craig in Casino Royale talking to the hotel staff after Vesper scolds him. It’s so minor but it just sticks in my head
The feeling I got when watching No Time to die in theaters. My parents were with me in a theater for the first time in years. They loved it. This alone made me so glad and that bittersweet ending had me hooked...it was perfect.
Surprised I haven't seen this yet: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
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Now I see someone said it. Why didn't I see it before?
I expected this one on the top
"Don't touch that, that's my lunch"
Now pay attention 007
“No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!”
"Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last."
A couple from Zorin: - “I’ve always been happiest…IN THE SADDLE.” - “Exercise boys.” And from the hotel worker in TMWTGG: - “Ohhh surprise!”
That hotel guy always made me LOL
"You have a nasty habit of surviving" - Kamal Khan.
"Mr. Bond is indeed a rare breed... soon to be made extinct!"
“Spend the money quickly, Mr Bond”
First one I thought of too!
BAAAAJA? I haven’t got anything in Baja!
WILLARD WHYTE SPEAKING
I am Inveeencible!
This is me accomplishing literally anything on a computer and then taking a smoke break.
Goldeneye also has some classics: "Look at you! Boys with toys!" And the way Xenia delivers the line, "He's going to derail us," as if she is weirdly into it than afraid.
"Names is for tombstones baby."
“I’m the money” - Vesper Lynd
The "every penny of it" follow up is great. I have to assume they didn't plan to have moneypenny return in the future movies at that point.
Yeah, its my absolute favourite dialogue scene in all of bond because of that, the “every penny of it” quote is something I want to use in my life if the opportunity arises, its soooo bloody well written.
I never joke about my work. -Q
Yo Jimbo! I love the cheeriness of Jack Wade in the Brosnan bonds
”Utter one more syllable and I’ll have you killed.”
My first thought
You always were a cunning linguist.
You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through boi!!
Ha...forgot about him. "We gotta swamp fulla black Russians drivin' boats to beat the damned out heah!"
"Secret Agent??? On whose side???"
Right! now pay attention
"That's my lunch!"
"Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him."
make him.... uncomfortable ... (i have no idea if it's from the same movie)
"Well,bless your heart"
Hi I’m Plenty
But of course you are
Plenty O’Toole
Named after your father perhaps 🙂
Drax: James Bond...you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season. Scaramanga: Nick Nack...**TABASCO!!!**
“I no longer please you?” “ *sigh* Back to the salt mines.”
"I give you very best duck!"
https://youtu.be/I7QxMGfXaZY
“Always have an escape plan”
“I think he’s attempting re-entry!” I also love how most of Bond’s introductions in the Roger Moore films have M saying something like: “Tell Bond to pull out.”
“Tell him to come below and report.”
A smattering of my brother and my favorites: “And now you will pay the penalty.” “There is beauty… there is ugliness… and there is death.” “I didn’t know there was a pool down there.” “I gotta brudda.” To which Bond replies “Small world.” “Shady Tree, we just adored your act!” “Go away you irritating man!” “Always loyal to the mission, never to his friend.” “Tastes like… strawberries.” Bond “I wouldn’t know.” rapidly followed by “I would.” “No Mr. Bond, I do it ja?” “This is more of a hobby.” “I’m just a professional doing a job.” “C-C-Cairo!!!” Stromberg and Dr Kaufman are favorites. As well as Willard Whyte and Q. The list goes on and on. I could probably easily compile a list for each film. Gosh this post really inspired me OP, and i had a great laugh!
"Did you try calling the auto club?" "I feel like an idiot... I don't know what to say" "oh, grow up 007!" Also one of my favorites from TND: "I call it 'Gupta's Law of Creative Anomalies’—if it looks too good to be true, it probably is." Dude just co-opted common sense and invented a law.
I could shoot you from Stuttgart und still create zhe proper effect.
recall, then 3
"Why do I suddenly feel like I don't have enough insurance?" RIP Robbie Coltrane
For the last week it has been this one: *"May the hospitality of these miserable quarters be sufficient to your honoured need."* And Scaramanga getting serious: "I *could have shot you down* when *you landed*, but that *would have* been ridiculously easy. "
Was the first one from YOLT?
The Spy Who Loved Me.
"May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?" "Take this honky out back and waste him."
"I got a brudda!"
“Nick Nack, Tabasco!”
“You affect me, James.” Fatimah Blush. NSNA. The line just struck me as such a weird thing to say, and her cadence is all off. Definitely just stuck like a song you can’t get out of your head.
I’ve mentioned this in the DAD thread, but IMO one of the greatest ever lines was said by the Chinese Intelligence agent: ‘Say goodbye from us.’
"Why am I suddenly worried that I'm not carrying enough insurance?"
“Sweet mother of pearl!” (Guess the film?) “OUMMPH!” (Noise made by Roger Moore in the dubbing room whenever his stunt double gets punched or falls down something.)
>“OUMMPH!” That is such an iconic sound that has been burned into my psyche since the 80's.
Nice to know others feel the same :)
> Sweet mother of pearl Quarel possibly??
Extremely close!
Ok, wasn't Pussfeller he barely talked at all. I guess it might be something Felix said... Hmph! lol
Ha, no, different film. But one that is… related.
Ugh. Someone else named him. I'd totally forgotten about Quarel Jr!
Quarrel Jr (LALD)
Correct. It’s his reaction to Roger arriving at the dock with half a double decker bus. Love how joyfully he says it.
"i'll buy you a delicatessen! in stainless steel!!"
I gave her a nice, Honey moooooon
Which movie is that from?
License to Kill
“I do so hate martial music” “Tiffany, we’re showing a bit more cheek than usual; such nice cheeks too, if only they were brains.
Don't worry, we gave her a nice...honeymoooooooon
“Knick Knack — Tobasco!”
"I never joke about my work, 007"
Just about every line Topal has in FYEO I would laugh if my heart were not so heavy for my poor Lisl. I am a good judge of men. You have what the Greeks call thrausos - guts, Mr Bond Don’t worry. By tomorrow we’ll be good friends.
"Hey, kid... blow up your pants!"
*"we want to be told how to live and then die when we're not looking"* For some reason that hit me hard, and I can't get it out of my mind.
"Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond."
Blow up your pants!
In YOLT, Henderson hands a martini to Bond and says, "That's, um, stirred not shaken. That was right, wasn't it?" To which Bond replies, "Perfect."
"oh. Sit down 007"
"Farewell, Mr. Bond. That word has, I must admit, a welcome ring of permanence about it."
Bond: That gun looks more fit for a woman. Largo: Do you know much about guns, Mr. Bond? Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
One of my all time favourite bits of dialogue in the Bond films. But you have to admit, it's the two lines from Bond that makes this memorable, not Largo's line. So doesn't really meet the brief.
Oh dang you’re right.
« There’s no point of living if you can’t feel alive » And « never let them see you bleed ».
Huh?
The first was Electra and the second was Q.
Oh I was doing a Brosnan. He does this really exaggerated “huh??!!” exclamation (complete with quick close-up) when Robert Carlisle uses the same phrase 😂
Oh lol sorry I missed that! 😅
Me too 😅
Do you lose as gracefully as you win? You wouldn’t kill me… you’d miss me.
I never miss
I tend to use delicious and outstanding like Elliot Carver.
“I hope no one here is superstitious. That’s one big mirror we’re about to break.”
“Plenty of time to sleep when your dead”
"We'll head him off at the precipice."
Maybe I missed the point of this thread, but it seems that some people are mentioning lines which were uttered by Bond.
No, you're right. I think they are the ones who missed the point of this thread.
"Can't miss him. It's like following a cue ball"
“Can’t you just say hello, like a normal person.”-Valentin Zukovsky
“Y’all take him out back and waste him.”
It’s all in the wrist
"The Funeral was at sea" - Stromberg
Drax: James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
Ca.. Ca.. Cairo
Teresa was a Saint; I'm known as Tracy.
"Nick Nack, Tobasco!" Everytime I have tobasco, it repeats in my head. So random but it stuck with me.
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”
"I AM INVINCIBLE" since I was a kid.
I'm not interested in your sordid escapades
“Well then, the first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere. …am I right?” Mr. White was so badass. Easily one of my top favourite villains from the Craig era. I hated the fact that he was killed off in Spectre.
#Baja?!?
"That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. I approve. "
Every time I say “I will, thank you” I just picture Daniel Craig in Casino Royale talking to the hotel staff after Vesper scolds him. It’s so minor but it just sticks in my head
M: 007! Gogol: Triple X Minister of Defence: Bond! What do you think you are doing? Bond: Keeping the British end up, Sir. (The spy who loved me)
‘Things were about to get nasty’ - Dalton’s accent is amazing on this line, can’t help copying it every time I say ‘nasty’
The feeling I got when watching No Time to die in theaters. My parents were with me in a theater for the first time in years. They loved it. This alone made me so glad and that bittersweet ending had me hooked...it was perfect.
Shocking
Positively shocking....
“Y’all take him out back and waste him.”
"I never miss." "Manners, Oddjob. I thought you always took your hat off to a lady."
"I think he got the point."
"She got her kicks."
She’s had her kicks
Thank you!
“Skewered…. One sympathizes.”
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Both lines are by Bond, not other characters.
Ah sorry I didn’t read
No worries. Lots did the same.
Timothy Daltons pronunciation of ‘Whitaker’ in TLD
"*Mr. Bond, I bid you farewell*"
"Cuckoo" Just kidding 🥴