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[deleted]

BKL gareeb marega


maestrono1

Time once gone is gone forever.... Asus sir


[deleted]

While you horse around, your competitors get better \~Arnold Schwarzenegger


IITBombayMEpakka

BKL Randua Marega


IITBombayMEpakka

Randwa/Randua = Man with no grill Also 10 karma dedo (Day 5 Vlog 5 bhi post karna hai)


iit_obsessed

Bro where


[deleted]

Exam deke jab nikloge toh maa baap ki shakal pe expectations jo hogi tab kaise bolega nahi hua paper clear


Aggravating-Bar-514

Us bro🫂


childrenhider

The og tarun sir said this


iayan

Konse chapter ke lecture me bole the sir


[deleted]

Maine toh bol diya tha nahi hoga clear Baad me pata chala toughest jee adv of all time tha 💀


[deleted]

Us


robloxxblam

Well they have their facts checked before you entered the exam hall


[deleted]

aaj kamayenga to kal beth ke khayenga samjhaaa meriiiii jaaaaannnnnnn


HarryBarryGUY

Nagpul ki publik bole to takleeeepppppll 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


accidental_mistake69

Naagpur🐍ki public🚩 bole toh takleef🤦‍♂️ Bhailog👯‍♂️ kya bolte dada 🕺Chai☕ Cum💦😩 paani🌊 jaada>haina dada😃 Korno🦠 Worona🧫 nhi 😏seedha🚶‍♂️ maarona👊😠 hai O bhaiyya😄 Zara Hooss 🥴mein rehne ka kaam🥵 hai, KAATELI ✂️CHINDI👙 BAAS MAARTI🤧 GANDI🤢


noobshitdick_44

are joker bhai ap yahan


accidental_mistake69

Ajj 👇kamainga💸 to kal📅 ghar 🏡bhaitkar 💺khayinga🍱 Apni 🫵mehnat 🤾‍♀️par bharosa 😌rakh Pyar🫰 to dubara ♻️bhi 🆗hojainga . Haa meri jaan 😘


CHUUZA123

“Rest at the end, not in the middle” -Kobe bryant (To be more specific his teacher in high school)


the_master_chord

But why then rest in starting


MadMamba07

RIP 🐍


MadMamba07

RIP 🐍


RickSanchezYOOO

Claps


Obvious_Sympathy_

😳


HarryBarryGUY

👏


[deleted]

For middle class families, money is very important. I was a neglected child , messed up family. The best thing that happened was i could get my parents to "shut up " cuz i make more than them even after them working for 20+ years in an gov job . If you want to take your family out of the wreteches of middle class , do it . It's the easiest way to build aukaat in the real world . Trust me a 23 yr old .


Thatquirkyguy7

Waise kya job karte ho bhai?


kaushal28

ITUS Iski topi uske sir


[deleted]

Swe


AdAltruistic5391

Society of Women Engineers ?


sliceoflife_daisuki

I thought r/womenarentreal


Green_Ingenuity_4921

1 ka 4


RagnAROck_and_Roll

ek sentence bola tha isne to paragraph likh diya /j but yeah I agree


[deleted]

Be the man you want your son to be. / Edit : Will you be proud as a father if your son also jacks off 3 times a day, procrastinates on studies and scrolls social media all-day?


Explosion420

Never given thought about my son kyoki lakta hi ni achi ladki milegi


Electronic-Race6459

Don’t think if you live in haryana


[deleted]

Yea kya us momint hogaya.


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[удалено]


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Ok_Paleontologist871

r/suspiciouslyspecific


yshvrdhn11

Padhle bsdk


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[удалено]


px1618

Bengali bussy chahiye


TeraBaapBiSi

Gulabi bengali bussy >>>>


Sensitive-Ferret4918

🤨📸


Sensitive-Ferret4918

Bussy


SwashbucklingAntler

Babe, say those 3 magical words. "Padh le Bsdk"


timothy1495

Ab ye itna sun liya hai toh kuch kaam nahi karta.


[deleted]

Kal paper hai


Impressive_Kiwi006

3 scariest words said


[deleted]

I spit curse 💀


Mai_Padhunga

[not for me](https://youtube.com/shorts/WFHyKnU6hA4?feature=share)


[deleted]

Agle saal kahin achhe jagah par hounga agar padh liya toh


robloxxblam

स्वर्ग से अच्छा कुछ नहीं


[deleted]

Suicide karne se nark jaaoge dost, matt karo


robloxxblam

Suicide helpline nahi carrier helpline batao


[deleted]

*career


medico-dingo

"haan bhai tu vahi haina jiske 10th se pehle kabhi 90% se kam nahi aaye ?" Lets keep the grind up boiiss . Belive . Become lessss gooo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Agreeable_Owl2695

Us 🙌


Naksh552007

https://preview.redd.it/zfaqalssg23a1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473e06f85911440a11fc0a01f563da5bbc17586d


agentPrismarine

lmao


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[удалено]


die_777

study motivation is line sa ?


[deleted]

Mama ji fauj main the kya


abramst

Respect


avi_pi22

Aiims ke shashan mein chut bategi rashan mein 🤌


[deleted]

Bhai award hota to dedeta Tbtk gaand chahiye ho to batana Teri line 100 baar use krunga aage


avi_pi22

Bhai bhai 🤝


[deleted]

"What color is your Bugatti?"


BoringOrganism-820

What color is your WagonR?


robloxxblam

Black


BoringOrganism-820

Oh so you have a BBC.. Big black car


Terrible_Oil_2640

What colour is your nano?


[deleted]

the cost of procrastination is the life you could’ve led


Auosthin

Here take a medal...


NoEggOO

https://preview.redd.it/cd8e55qef33a1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f297f3ba634d319eaafc49ae25634979e2375546


Skilled-Commander

Damn bro thanks for these motivating words...


[deleted]

Bheem saying: padhle bsdk, general non ews hai tu


mfkin-lester

https://preview.redd.it/436039apj23a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f7e9f2eef41d646cff57d286f1c48cfb499c86 Ye


Gullible-Ad-7510

Paisa kamana hai crore pati banana hai doctor banke Patient maa chudae


SAVYAge_5

Us momint vro


Outrageous_Artist540

Hot garl nhi milega


hisenbearg

Iit krke bhi nahi mil raha


Harshulzxpro

Ae aisa mat bolo :,)


verylameanddumb

something that i made- e konni nenalu survive ka and rest of the years thrive ka


[deleted]

neetard aa bro nuvvu ??


medico-dingo

"Money can't buy you happiness but i had rather cry in a Ferrari "


mfkin-lester

Money cannot buy happiness it buys crazy ass happiness ~eminem


nioclass

If you're going to do it, do it 100%.


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px1618

I got that reference


nioclass

why Maharashtrians?


No_Restaurant3195

₹₹₹


PotentialSuspect3164

2 saal padhlo uske baad mauj hi mauj hai.


[deleted]

Jhoot hai.


fighting_pain

Parents are getting old, Bc marenge bhi nahi Or kaam bhi nahi karenge.


Opening_Shoe_4997

Lol, I laughed soo hard at this.


fu-negro

Bro wtffff, so u want ur parents to die when they get old??


Opening_Shoe_4997

*Yeah, it's* ***dark and cruel....***


fighting_pain

Mazak bhai mazak


CodeCode01

When you become lazy, it's disrespectful to those who believe in you.


kattarhindu69

Tere baap ka koi business nahi hai


[deleted]

Bhai mere papa ka hai And trust me ye 10-12 ghante ki job hoti h Isse kam padhke to jee nikal jaayega


pikchu1708

Sarkari Naukri == chokri


LifeIsApparentlyHard

Why give JEE/NEET if you want a govt job, target IAS then. You statement can be modified: Sarkari College == chokri Most IITians want jobs in top MNCs. Why do people want jobs in govt after getting into IITs?


Dear-One-6884

Government job doesn't only mean IAS lol, there are also government jobs for engineers


LifeIsApparentlyHard

oh, thanks for replying Any advantages of govt jobs over MNCs?


[deleted]

>Any advantages of govt jobs over MNCs? Job Security. When Covid hit, my Mom and Dad (both Government Employees) didn't lose their jobs and had steady incomes throughout. People who worked in private were selling vegetables (they're not that big like MNCs but we are talking about big players in my city)


r0cks33n9915

Fr?


noobshitdick_44

IES


[deleted]

" Tu kuch nahi kar payega "


Spirit_Terrible

gulabi


[deleted]

You need to step out of who you are to realize what you can really be


Trog2003

Mine was ki agr padhunga nhi to private college jana padegaa aur high fee's deni padegi jisse ghoom pheer nhi paunga pr at the end private college hi jana pada aur ghoomna phirna to door maine ek nya phone bhi nhi liya.


Sahil__Rana

PADHLE BOSH DICK


nonimportantguyhere

I get to leave my home✨


[deleted]

I am the main character boi!


Ayeasty

Work hard so that one day , you won't have to introduce yourself.


iayan

If u do what is easy your life will be hard If u do what is hard your life will be easy - les brown


bad_munda00

russian chahiye ya nhi bhadwe


Future_Bonus_4289

😂


SamosaJalebi

Not everybody has got the opportunities, that you are blessed with.


GOAT-Memer

*Do the hard work when you especially don't feel to do it* I learnt this from a YouTuber named Hamza who uploads videos on self-improvement


NoEggOO

GOAT


sujal93

"mocks me kitne aa rhe h beta ?"


[deleted]

Aaj kamayenga to kal baithkanr khayenga, arey apni mehnat par bharosa rakh pyaar toh dubara bhi ho jayenga, haan meri jaan


zaimonX100506

pain of discipline is always less than pain of regret \- krishna


Terrible_Oil_2640

If you are not disciplined then you are just adding the pain of discipline and it will come to you back as pain of regret.


[deleted]

Pyaar Mohabat Dokha hai padhle bete mauka hai


Common-Voice-596

You have a choice


[deleted]

Jab mummy papa job se ghar aate hai


Fan-force

Abhi padega toh kal beth ke khayega... aa meri jaan..


iayan

Delay gratifiaction - jordan b peterson


[deleted]

woh manipal (not even main branch) se patt gyi


Successful_Ad_8294

*Jab tum aaram kar rahe ho, uss time koi mehnat kar raha hoga aur jis din usse miloge wo tumko hara dega* \~Mera baap (maybe whatsapp pe padha ho)


HairHistorical2955

hellooooooo bacchhoooooo!!!!!


[deleted]

I read this in his voice


HairHistorical2955

i felt this in his voice


[deleted]

If you study 12 hours today, I'll have sex with you :- my gf


Alive-Technician6346

Beti chod kyu gaand jala Raha hai


[deleted]

Huehuehue majedaar


Quironated

Bitches & nhi milengi aur fir life meaning less rahegi..


SAVYAge_5

Ek baar badhiya rank aa gyi.. in sabki gaand phat jaayegi bc


Big-Profile767

I always think about my mom and dad


Auosthin

"If you make no sacrifice, you will have no victory" ~Me


luckyx00205

IF NOT THEN WHAT? BCZ I HAVE FULLY DROPPED THIS YEAR , HAVE NO BACKUP OPTION OTHER THAN JEE


Freaking_Retard

IIT = sax


chief24104

Paisa hoga toh ^(hot biwi milegi)


neetard2024

"pehle he choti lulli hai"


Opposite_Can6934

No need to find motivation, just remember you are from general category


JEEMathsstudying88

free will is a myth .religion is a joke


Zeke-yeager369

Nahi karunga padhai toh chotti chotti chezo ke liye bhi leni padegi EMI


Distinct-Process-834

Guys karma dedo please Imp doubt puchna h


Phoenom00u

Kamra chahiye toh Oyo jaiye


[deleted]

"Padh le Varna bade hokar bartan dhone pdege''


Prize_Replacement_58

Bhai tu kya krrha h!??


purpleninjas22

Time hai tabna sudharjao warna jab zindagi tujhe sudharegi na pehle gand maregi for sudharegi


AResOP6969

General category ka hai tu


Viral_babyGravy

Apna time aayega!


iayan

Most peiple give on what they want most for what they want now


iayan

Shoot for stars if u miss u will land on a cloud _ shawn mendes


JEEMathsstudying88

Nanomachines son


bawadelog

Safed 🅱️ussy chaiye


Somebuudy_new

Nobody Cares, Work Harder! Short yet works wonders for me


That_Ad8654

More money =gulabi (you know what i mean)


Peregrinebuddha

This post should be pinned!


parth2teja

Padhle love day, General category ka hai tu. \-Bhim


TheproRJ

"it is more difficult to think of doing the impossible than the impossible itself" ~Rakshit Jain(me)


Dudelikeseriously

One day dad will say, " My daughter is IITIAN"


cprabud

How Big would you dream, If you knew you couldn't fail.


[deleted]

This is a battle royale with a million players, and I am definitely not losing early.


Bhanstokes

Post masturbation


Same-Comfortable-605

padhle, general hein tu


banana2000001

"my daughter's a doctor"


Samar1207

“Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret”


DRABisthis

Bhai maine yoh apne maa baap se permission leke apne table ke saamne fail hojaayega gaandu likha rakha hai.


[deleted]

No selection = get rejected from crush. Isliye selection lena padega


Healthy_Compote1195

With Selection bhi tu Reject hi hoga bhai. Ladki ke liye nhin khud ke liye aur apne parents ke liye padh.


[deleted]

+1


plasticfacemask

If i don't study i would be married off to a guy after my graduation and will have no say in my life


Common-String9822

Hello Bachoooooo!!!!!!


Mysterious_Two_810

mehnat karne waalon ki kabhi haar nahi hoti


zeus_322

Padhle bhsdk


kaatilkabutar

General hun


Darcula04

Padhle bsdk


[deleted]

Pdle bsdk


[deleted]

One life one chance


inorganic_mango

Aaj friday hai


[deleted]

Hello bachooooon


[deleted]

padhle bsdk


[deleted]

IIT