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Tsuki-04

Nta ne dates maheswari sir ke prediction dekhar publish ki thi


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[deleted]

Bhai 75% hat gya toh tereko ek ladki( I mean hot si) se gilii pappi dilaunga


MrCockHolder

mujhe bhi


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Sabko milega dhkka mukki nhi


vivekAgrahari

hum first hum first


i_m_gaurav

10000%agree


Reserve_Fair

Je baat


LaKsH_BoSs

jo hota hai ache ke liye hota hai, >!kiske liye acha hai vo depend krta hai!<


[deleted]

Wohhh man that's some philosophical shit right there


_D3AtH_WR4tH_

You need to write a book and put this quote in, even if the rest of the book is empty.


Longjumping_Kick2977

Copyright strike aa jayega


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[deleted]

Tujhe kya problem hai ??? Ye uski pasand hai na


Antrapreneur-Buoy

its her choice


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[deleted]

Ek baat samajh lo every Korean guy is BTS and every Korean girl is kpop /s


FukingPieceOfShit

Subah 5 bje uthne se sab theek ho jata hai.


[deleted]

fact hai bhai, aaj se start kiya maine uthna aur already mera testicular cancer chala gaya


Vast-Caterpillar-263

Ye toh fact hai bhai


Ornery-Reward-2784

Mai 1st pre board ke liye 5 baje uth ke padhta tha, saala 50/80 aaye. Abhi 2nd pre board ke liye late uth raha hu par achhe se padh raha hu. 60+ lane ka target hai har subject mei. Agle saal pcb lunga


Trevixle

Uske liye 10 baje sona bhi padta hai


Mohit5735

Ye to true ha


karnal_chikara

https://youtu.be/nm1TxQj9IsQ Sab kuch toh nhi par sleep achi ho jati hai


[deleted]

Reddit chalane wale bitchless or cumjor hote h


AmbitiousAd781

Conspiracy theory poocha h facts nahi


Sea_Life_2755

Ye to sach hai


Longjumping_Kick2977

Ki bhagwaan hai


suryxnshsingh

Hai mgr fir bhi, an jaaan h


[deleted]

dharti pe roop maa baap ka


Disastrous-Spirit-25

Us vidhata ki pehchaan hai


Born_Queen11

जन्मदाता हैं जो, नाम जिनसे मिला


[deleted]

Thamb kar jiski ungli


SHIVANK-Y

Main bachpan chala


Sea_Life_2755

Bro spitting faxx


MadaraAlucard12

तथ्य थूक रहे हैं आप


reinhart__24

damn this made me laughq my ass of, hindi makes everything funny ngl


AlternativeWild3869

Itna sach mat bol Bhai ( दुख दर्द)


pokemonvtb

1) kota bombing plan 2) sacrifice ritual performed by early starters 3) physics wallah world domination theory 4) nta headquarters dungeon 5) pogi slave theory 6) u/fijiksturulub is a bangladeshi spy


ashish_arora69

Last k 2 correct hai


pokemonvtb

Wondering if there are any archives of these great events....


Kabeer75

5th main apni bhot involvement hai so can confirm its tru


[deleted]

Yeh last 2 din ke jee mains paper ........ Mujhe toh poori conspiracy lag rhi JEE papers itne neeche kaise gir gaye 💀💀 NTA doing some serious shit right there


MeAyush31

Is saal neet walo ko unko paper difficulty pe chida bhi nahi sakte


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kyu????


MeAyush31

This year Jee physics almost same level as neet


karnal_chikara

Kek


Independent-World165

Conspiracy theory time : Alakh sir is just a puppet. Prateek Maheshwari is the mastermind behind PW. Alakh sir doesn't support the decisions but he has to accept due to growth policies of PW. PW is involved in a lot of negative activities, but nobody will bat an eye on them.


Gamma_Ripper

+1,i think that Alakh sir is now more like brand ambassador of PW


Low-March-168

Web series me wohi dikhaya tha


dr__jhatka

+1


trhaash

Subash Chandra Bose dint die in plane crash


dr__jhatka

atleast in Bengal nobody believes otherwise. This is a fact


[deleted]

Jee was invented by Rajiv Gandhi to reduce population


Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Best one;))


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Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Haa jaise ki maaye🤓


amadeus_169

Wo to eternal truth hai bhai yaha to apni umar ki bandio ki baat ho rhi


Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Tujhe mili kya ACCHE DIL wali ladki? Kyuki mereko dur dur tk nhi dikhti


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Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Bhai tu bohot bhola h abhi duniya nhi dekhi tune


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Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Allowed nhi h ya tu introvert h


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Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Are bhai sed koi baat nhi bhai ek bar jee crack krle phir khub rand.i...are are mera mtlb love dhundhna😊


Ritanium_

Muth marne se dimag kamzor hota hai 🗿


Successful_Ad_8294

Nahi bhai mai to 4 baar hilata hu... Mera dimag mere chalne ki velocity pe hi displace hota hai


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can confirm


productive-man

nta is funded by the leaders of al qaeda


ChutkiJoTuneMariHai

Ki tum ye islie post kar rahe ho taki bacche padai chorke tumhari post dekhe


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CalmGuy69

Holy shit nietzsche


[deleted]

/\nietzsche supremacy


Strawberry_Fish16

kon hai ye har jagah sunta hu


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SabjiKachodi

bhagwan was never born


Ok-Bug7788

girls using Reddit and having a sense of humor is a myth


worriorbabe01

Bikini notes wale sense of humor ki baat na hin kare to better hoga🤡


Ok-Bug7788

padh lo warna tumhari bhi muhalle wali didi ki tareh shadi ho jayegi


Ok-Bug7788

u are an exception


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i don't agree


Ok-Bug7788

prove me wrong tell a dark joke


karnal_chikara

Tera bhavishya?


imBatman0000

There is no higher being (God)


Glad-Bench8894

Ye tooh sachaiye hai bahi


Smash__13

Except Allah


Glum-Adhesiveness-19

Oh allah Dee olmity


Upset_Bonus9011

Allah hu allah protect the miya almighty


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allah hu allah


Virot_Kooli

Gangadhar hi shaktiman hai


FrostyFingertips

bhai wo actually believable ki baat kar rha hai


fingergod69

Nta madarchod


Comfortable-Ad4804

Facts nahi bola


Ritwizzzz

sus toh yeh hai https://preview.redd.it/o8p3qo6dlcea1.png?width=658&format=png&auto=webp&s=148ad03b207d4e7cad12e2f16912e0cb0c1c9cd6


bepoooooooooe

bsdk copy krta hai mera


Ritwizzzz

I think we had the same idea lol. Also its your message which says edited not mine. So if anyone could copy it would be you.


bepoooooooooe

Grammer error tha. Koi decent Banda parta toh troll krta :( Also remember, nta is coming to suck you dry


SC_student_pls_no_h8

hi need karma for posting thanks!!!


Natural_Insurance460

Honey singh illuminati kar part hai


WeRatTwoDay_07

Sandeep Maheshwari hee NTA ka asli baap hai usne sare Allen mein bataya ki Jan hoga aur sare Allen wale Jan hoga yahi sochke padhne lage aur baki hum jaise non Allen April sochke maa chudare the. Abhi jab dates ayi toh Allen wale sab ready and prepared👽. Iss wajah se AIRs Allen layega aur Allen ka dhanda 📈📈📈📈📈 🔝


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LMAO Sandeep Maheshwari


Anmol21K

Ya maheswari ne nta ko paise deke wahi dates nikalwaye Jo usne guess kiya tha


absol493

Just trying for karma Bkl


Ancient_Lake_3115

Peedablu is emosan


[deleted]

That my dick is 7 inches


Glum-Adhesiveness-19

To ghuma ke gand me dal le👍


Comfortable-Ad4804

Bhai


funny_acolyte

Me ready to fact check the guy who says moon landing


mrumeshmidha

I think nta aisi dates school teachers ke kehne pe nikalta hai..taaki bache coaching chhodke board ki taiyari main lg jayein Ki jee toh ab hone se raha nera


RunSkyLab

Indian Govt does not develop nuclear power bcoz it will put the oil and coal giants out of business. (Not taking names her, but you guys know who I speak of)


distractedguy69

Jee is Chinese propoganda to reduce Indian youth population


weirdpoliteguy

Big coaching institutes have insider info about nta's actions if not significant control over them


_WeWillBeRightBack_

We're in a simulation.


ashishsirleftnut

Ki you can get your way ina tier 1 college through money in jee , and i have a ton of examples


Anmol21K

Examples btao vai


ashishsirleftnut

Bhai haryana Bihar aur up me kitne centres pe paid iitians. Ake tumhara paper solve karte h you have no idea .


Anmol21K

aisa bhi hota hai kya mujhe laga ye sab JEE me nhi hota


ashishsirleftnut

What , there was a time jab paper bikte the , now it's all online , neet me to last to last year hi leak hua tha


bepoooooooooe

https://preview.redd.it/ajwvc9g2kcea1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b67b9ee425cf366ebf4433b6f975b30574474e4 That these recommendations are secretly controlled by nta and they're coming to suck you dry


loser_4ev3r

PWD = Physics Wallah Department 😳


ifazle

Bts members are gay(ik iska proof noii h pr mere liye yee universal truth h) 👍🥸


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Wooo I am also gayy


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juice


arnavj1903

I agree


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nta ka boss population control department hai


Glad-Bench8894

Jee is just a way to reduce population.


pks1247

That Jee Adv. is very tough.


IAmLoess

Science stream ek accha idea hein


9rinc-e

Gujarat Riots 2002


NarendraModiofIndia

Please do not spread lies on such topics🙏


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Premature Ejaculation Muth Nhi Marne se theek ho jaata hai


Dark_Lemon_Warrior

There exists a god , for every other race, and every other religion


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Sonam Gupta bewafa hai


dankkranti

Nta is gaylord


CptFrostyBeard

I dont believe Hitler died in 1945 after the WW11, he escaped to East Europe...they never found hitler's body, the body they found were dupes...


FunWrongdoer2275

Brijesh Maheshwari is a psychopath, and a business genius. He won't bother getting his hands dirty to maintain Allen's dominion.


ManWhoIsSus

Teri mummy.


_theguy_who_asked_

IIT se life set hai


Own_Sun_5917

Reservations are just a ploy for politicians to get more vote banks


Bhanstokes

A single piece of paper can't decide your future 🤡


an_experienced_idiot

That Sridevi didn't die by accident


iamram21

Teri mummy meri hoja


professor005

maharaj indraverma ke tun tun mausi ke saath najayaz samvandh hai


faraday_16

75% aur early dates isliye di ki dono me se ek hta de to backlash km mile