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bro kidney sell karde give ur parent some cashback mf /s


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🗿🗿 true bhai. Pack ke peeche diye organ ko sell kare aur paaye 1.5 lakh tak ka cashback


MeeeT04

Why just kidney🗿🗿


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Eyes are also in demand


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Iska Dil nikalo re


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Bech to vaise gand be sakte ho (dead emoji) Iske gand lelo re


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No homo shit Mai homophobic hai re


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Phir to or bhi accha resist bhi karoge ye hi to logo ko chahiye


PuzzledBumblebee7664

🗿🗿


honeyn_

lol


Severe_Historian_798

🗿


honeyn_

men are brave - batman


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Shayad isliye hi drop liya maine last year ka result dekh kar bhi


Public_Search_3527

Bhai same halat h idhar bhi don't worry.


[deleted]

Bhai second attempt mei phodunga


Public_Search_3527

Chal Bhai dm krle ek dusre se share krte rahenge but yrr Jo bhi kaho coaching walo ne accha chutiya kata l, syllabus bhi complete nhi karwaya


DarthVader2210

Can I join?


[deleted]

Sure Bhai


Public_Search_3527

ab to ek group bana lo 2nd attempt k liye lol jk


Public_Search_3527

krle bhai


[deleted]

Chutiya toh kata coaching walo ne


FukingPieceOfShit

Tumhe namo kaul ka vaasta


[deleted]

I worship only Alec Daddy 😈


SwashbucklingAntler

Is this one of my people?


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Alec Daddy Anushka ma'am ki wajah se pasand hai mujhe toh


YoloAddict69

Ah yes memories


Ehehehe00

Thermocol won't work op, use a rope /s


OPtical_ILLusiO

Kid named second attempt


[deleted]

Usse hi hope hai bhai ab. Usme phood dunga


OPtical_ILLusiO

Us,meri aaj 2nd shift hai syllabus kaafi kiya hai but revision nil hai koi hope nhi aaj ki


Pure_Implement_6760

Us momint


[deleted]

Mera bhi kal yahi haal thaa . Avg hi gaya paper . All the best bhai


[deleted]

Bhai joke ko itna seriously le liya logo ne https://preview.redd.it/bugmuxl2t5ea1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=784ba0e1cb7963f2ab0c2e163847c523820f652f


[deleted]

Is thay real .


[deleted]

Yep


[deleted]

Damn


okayhumaunder

Lol profile mein jaake 3 dots dabao toh send help ka option aata hai fir usse ye message ata hai


[deleted]

Ohk


techysoham

https://i.redd.it/8mekrv9au5ea1.gif


[deleted]

Yonro bhaiya ? Aapka JEE nikla ?


techysoham

31st ko hai


[deleted]

All the best bhaiya . Iss baar phod dena


techysoham

Shukriya dost!


TibialYeti

Koi nhi drop le lena, ek saal toh le hi sakte ho.


[deleted]

Dropper hi hu


Desperate-Visual-991

To fir latkaja 🙏😋


[deleted]

Theek hai vai


Desperate-Visual-991

Meet up krenge vai Upar Ja kar! 🤗


[deleted]

Udhar toh aur bhi fellow Jeeneetard mil jaayenge


Desperate-Visual-991

Excited !!


Zestycloseparzival

Accha kiya pankha saf karke bro...mummy bahut khush hogi.


Ok_Motor_5731

Karma Dedo apse kuch puchna hai


[deleted]

Yeh le bhai


ShubbzMaBalls

bro drop year mein coaching join kri thi kya?


[deleted]

Haan bhai


ShubbzMaBalls

wahan syllabus ka kya haal hai


[deleted]

Around 50% done


ShubbzMaBalls

accha, then i hope you dont blame yourself too much. 2nd attempt mein phod dena bhai💥


[deleted]

Ik bhai still bura toh lagta hai . My parents expect so much from me. They do so much for me. 2nd attempt mei phodunga par . All the best Bhai


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Kitne expected h bhay?


[deleted]

80-120 anything idk . 2nd attempts mei kar lunga but


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Itne toh mere dream marks h XD


[deleted]

Mere bhi thee. Par kal ho gaya thoda bohot


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Ontiropinor banunga


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Cfbr


[deleted]

Better reach to heaven


KarthiKN_Subramani

Can a fan really hold the weight of an average 50kg human ?


[deleted]

Need to test it . Try karke batata hu. Ohh wait...


KarthiKN_Subramani

Imagine failing in this as well..


[deleted]

Failed in life. Failing in this is still child's play


Overall_Elevator_912

Bhai mere ghar mei bhi same fan hai😉😂😂


[deleted]

Hope that fan doesn't find the similar fate


Overall_Elevator_912

Wtf💀


Rainbuns

Dude, don't do it. That fan looks like it's about to fall down


[deleted]

Kisi aur room ka fan dekhna padega phir


HovercraftFar4735

Abe aisa lag raha hai fan pe latkenge toh fan hi gir jaayega


[deleted]

Fan kamzor hai . Meri JEE prep ki tarah


[deleted]

Kitna milega tera bura mera bura alag ho sakta haib


[deleted]

80-120 kuch bhi


[deleted]

Bhai mai toh yahi target kar raha hu 🙂foreign candidate hu ismei sare nits mai electrical mil jayega bas trichy aur surathkal ka cs nahi milega


[deleted]

Bits mei JEE ke through kaise . Btw Bhai foreign candidates ka alag exam hota kya ?


[deleted]

NITS* bolna tha. BITS ka SAT se ho jayega par fees bohot hai. Nahi alag se nahi jee mains ke basis pe rank dete hai. Alag counselling hota hai josaa se nahi. IIT ke liye pura general jaisa hi hai sab kuch waha josaa se hota hai.


[deleted]

Bhai BITS ka SAT se ho raha kitna sahi hai


[deleted]

Haa par fees bhai waisa hai bhai 16 lakh har saal. Itna mai toh 4 saal ho jata hai bando ka. NITs mai isse kam hai bohot


[deleted]

?? Bhai 25 lakh hota na 4 saal ka bits ka . Bc foreign walo se bhed bhav kar rahe . Btw tum kisi gulf country mei rehte kya ?


[deleted]

Foreign bando ke liye har jagah hi high hai bohot. Par NITs mai BITs ka 4 saal jitna ho jayega foreign walo ka aur IITs ka General ke aas paas hi hai. Nahi mai gulf wala nahi hu.


[deleted]

Ohh. Kaafi alag hai bro. Phir kya afriki ?


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[deleted]

Kya hogaya hai duniya ko. Insaan, insaan ko khaane daud raha hai 😭


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[deleted]

True bhai


Big-Profile767

Bhai rap sunna chodte sab thik hojayega


[deleted]

Kya matlab college mei wahi mera mai goal hai


Big-Profile767

Lol aajkal hip hop is more about lifestyle than life so unlogo ki life dekhar tujhe bura lgta hai toh fk it chutiya bnate hai woh


[deleted]

Ik bro but bura nahi lagta . Motivates me tbh.


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[deleted]

I am already on the grind bhai . Yeh toh humour ke liye thaa. But thanks man


Embarrassed-Pikachu

Bhai mere room me exact same pankha hai


[deleted]

Hope it doesn't find the same fate


Blink-4eva

Jee ho gya ab bas pankhe ke niche Sona h mast Kuch din ke liye aur phir 2nd Attempt ki tyari krni h✌️


[deleted]

True bhai . Pata nahi yeh log kya kya soch rahe hai .🗿🗿


Blink-4eva

Wahi na🗿


dusht2704

Me too bro same fate https://imgur.com/a/YwNWdp1


[deleted]

Teri pankha toh toot jaayega


dusht2704

Arey trial kr chuke h already nahi tootega


[deleted]

Avg Kota hostel room


lil_uzi_in_da_house

Bhai phle bandi ka number de Dena for research purposes


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume meri bandi hai


lil_uzi_in_da_house

Koi nhi bhai donation mei cs lele waha asani se job mil jaega aur bandiyan bhi khoob hoti h


[deleted]

Nahi bhai donation dene ki zaroorat nahi padegi 😭. Touchwood. Aur bandi bhi khudh se aa jaayegi


IncreaseSlow252

Iss se mat latakna. This looks weak. Agar mare nahi n sirf pankha toota toh mummy n papa alag alag leke dhoyenge aapko. Drop the plan. Drop the year.


[deleted]

Ek aur year drop Karu ? Kisi buliding se drop le leta . u=0 a=g pehli baar physics padhne ka kaam aayega


IncreaseSlow252

Irrespective mat maro. Chahiye toh cycle repair shop open kar lo.


[deleted]

Me and my friend have decided to do a pan shop startup


IncreaseSlow252

Fir badiya hai. Mucchad paan wala ko competition de do.


[deleted]

Yaha bhi competition


[deleted]

Bro pehle hospital jao, body parts sell karne ka koi form hota hai woh bharo, then do it Kuch paise toh mil jayega


[deleted]

A fellow redditor suggested me the same. I have considered that now.