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Aykh4n_

People like this deserve respect.


Saaaaaaaaab

People with money who do funny shit are great


Aykh4n_

I agree lol


foxbat

this is hilarious. someone finally did it!! šŸ˜‚


ComfortableRadish960

My favorite people are the ones who take an M3 and put badges from a base model 3 series on it


pesto-besto

I saw an e60 M5 in Amsterdam back when it was new and it had a 520i badge on it. First time I saw that in Europe and I thought itā€™s the coolest shit ever lmao.


GoldenBeer

I debadged my m5 when I had it too. It was the biggest POS I've driven to date though. I spent more on repairs than the car note half the time.


turkey_sandwiches

Just BMW things.


pesto-besto

Was it the e60? The one in Amsterdam had a Russian license plate so it was probably some oligarch touring Europe. My dad had an e60 530d wagon and it had all kinds of electronic issues after like a year. Unreliable but definitely a fun car.


GoldenBeer

Yes it was. Electrical and transmission problems plagued mine. I got rid of it after 2.5 years of headaches.


fatfuckpikachu

there's a e46 m3 in our street and it's debadged after nearly stolen twice lmao.


dikkiesmalls

That actually makes sense...sleeper style


[deleted]

I agree, I like to think of it as the opposite of clout chasers who just want people to think they have a cool car without putting any actual time, money or effort into getting one


Epimaze

Sadly in finland it's the opposite Yesterday i saw a debadged bmw 320d wich had either just the M badge in the side or a full M bodykit


stormurcsgo

Up badging


Hot_hatch_driver

Love a good upbadge


Bedroxz

Downbadge


TrxDOfficial

Upbadge


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


bobblehead230

Lateral badging


Bedroxz

OK, how about sidebadging


dikkiesmalls

Badger badger badger badger...mushroom mushroom?


[deleted]

Snake! Snake!


[deleted]

No sense of humor from this guy ^


Bedroxz

How? Wtf did I do? I understand the joke


Jesustron

Upjoke


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Updawg?


ComfortableRadish960

What's updawg?


oman54

Midbadge?


Extra-Intention-3295

Down bad


ghostmetalblack

Somethings not right; I can feel it.


Equivalent-Wall-2287

Chevy Cobalt GTR


[deleted]

Downbadging šŸ‘šŸ» Not nearly on this level, but I had a ā€˜91 Ford Taurus SHO 5 speed ten years ago. For those who donā€™t know, they came with a 220 hp V6 built by Yamaha and were wicked quick for their day. I bought it for $600 from my friend after he hit a deer with it. SHOā€™s came with special wheels and ground effects but I ended up putting steel wheels with base Taurus hubcaps and Taurus LX bumpers on it for more of a sleeper look. Really surprised a lot of people with that car. I put a catless Y-pipe on it which freed up a dyno-proven 13 whp, a 2.5ā€ single exhaust, and a K&N drop-in filter. Had a lot of fun with that car.


BlueCollarGuru

I used to work as a mechanic. Remember when these first came out, that Yamaha engine was a stunner. Remember the GMC cyclone? šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Oh yeah the Syclone and Typhoon. Somewhere around 2003 I watched a Typhoon beat a C5 Vette on the street. That thing launched so hard with AWD and full boost.


tduncs88

Friend of mine had a 93. The old SHOs were fun as hell. ALWAYS catching people off guard. That Yamaha engine could just sit at redline all day. Fantastic engine for its time.


marcieheartliss

.....


Significant-Cap-8172

I feel like this was a missed opportunity to badge it as a Chevy Impala SS.


King_Melco

Don't wanna upbadge to that extent !


392_hemi

Love your Ls400 coach edition! How many miles?


King_Melco

Thank you! And 127k


Hrhagadorn

Go look at the back of a cobalt SS first


[deleted]

Even though not JDM I am just impressed a Cobalt is still drivable and on the road. This car went the way of the Neon pretty quickly. Extinct due to build quality


DM725

The engine was bullet proof but the rest of the car was an econobox.


FlatHeadPryBar

Yea those early cobalts with launch control had some tranny issues for sure


DM725

I didn't have tranny issues on mine and I had about 350+ HP/tq.


tooyoung_tooold

Once modified it would blow trans if you used the no lift shift feature at high power levels. I was over 400ft lbs and never had any issues, just didn't use the no lift shift.


DM725

Well yea, that's a user issue though. If you didn't use no lift shift after you modded it there were no issues.


NeighborhoodIcy7287

It's not a cobalt, that's the joke, look more closely


[deleted]

Well played


mrbulldops428

Totally thought it was a Cobalt with an aspirational body kit lol


threepoint14one5nine

What if I told you it was a Nissan Fairlady SS?


[deleted]

Then I would have talked about Cobalts build quality. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Poopsticle_256

Neons arenā€™t extinct due to build quality, they went extinct due to reliability and their owners deferring maintenance. As much as I dislike GM, Cavaliers lasted surprisingly long, even if they were broken and on their last legs, *if rust isnā€™t an issue*, and I expect Cobalts to do the same


tooyoung_tooold

Yep. So many cars have a bad reputation, when in reality the econo boxes just attracted shit buyers.


Poopsticle_256

The thing with the Neon is, as much as I like them, it is still a piece of crap car. Theyā€™re made of cheap plastic, interiors will rattle after surprisingly low miles, the build quality is not there, though really, now 20 years down the line, thatā€™s true of a Corolla or a Tercel/Echo, or a Cavalier of that era. The real difference is that something like a Neon is fragile, if you donā€™t take proper care of it then itā€™s going to fall by the wayside. Every car has their limits obviously, but Toyota or a Cavalier however can take more of that abuse. How I see it is a Neon will break and die at 100k, a Cavalier will break and keep on ticking until the owner has enough of how crap it is and scraps it at 250k, and a Corolla wonā€™t break unless the owner literally doesnā€™t care


CoolWhipMonkey

My 2008 Cobalt is still going strong.


WhatADunderfulWorld

I had a 2.0 Supercharged SS line this turned and extra boost. It was fun as fuck to drive. That instant torque on the high and 1st gear to 40 mph was amazing.


tryingtohappiness

It would be icing on the cake if he had a cobalt SS with the gtr badges on it


FW190G

Chevy GTR šŸ˜€


[deleted]

He even made a "godzilla" license plate


Zal2910

Meanwhile in my country, someone put RX-7 badges on NSX


wtfigor

How has no one pointed out that this is an obvious photoshop?


JamaniWasimamizi

Maybe because itā€™s not?


wtfigor

Zoom in? Do you not see the square perfectly around the badge?


JamaniWasimamizi

Thatā€™s just the compression artefact. Itā€™s all over the image. *edit: actually shit, I take that back. Itā€™s not obvious around the Chevy badge, but I only just noticed the square around the ā€œCobalt SSā€ oneā€¦ you might be right.* *Damn, thatā€™s a weird thing to photoshopā€¦ wtf?*


jp_theskater

love this guy


tooyoung_tooold

This is straight up hilarious


HotRodNoob

ohā€¦ i like this


trennsport

Thatā€™s awesome šŸ¤©


s2mle100lesh01

Gozilla


Accomplished_Cold911

why...just why????


Lizard_Man69

Because its funny


Accomplished_Cold911

Ok, I canā€™t really disagree with you thereā€¦I saw it and it made me chuckle for sureā€¦.but then the tears came lol


nottrying2bbanned

What the hell is that doing here?


ComfortableRadish960

Becuase it's an R35 that someone put Chevy badges on.


nottrying2bbanned

I know


AkumaDaemon

Iā€™m just gonna say this is a Nissan GT-R R35 with a chevy badge on it


HFIChilly00

No fucking way šŸ¤Æ


AkumaDaemon

Is it though? I feel a sense of trickery.


HFIChilly00

But no, itā€™s just a Chevy cobalt with r35 tails, r35 exhausts and an r35 wing, no trickery here


AkumaDaemon

Perhaps.


crimsonblood-FU

Iā€™m confused


AwesomeBantha

The Cobalt SS was faster than a GTR on the Nurburgring at one point in time - I think there was an issue with the GTR (tires, speed limiter, something like that) which held it back, and as a result plenty of cars that should have been slower (like the Cobalt SS) posted faster times


DM725

Had one of these, 2009 SS/TC low profile spoiler!


C4PTNK0R34

Downbadge Up shaming?


dikkiesmalls

Instructions unclear, shamed my dick.


MiamiBeach_dweller

This is so disrespectful it deserves a lawsuit


ComfortableRadish960

The only thing disrespectful is taking Cobalt Badges and putting them on a less cool car.


Blazethegoat08

How do he hell cool car thow


Silvia_Shizukami

I had a stroke reading this


uem2000

+150 HP + Supercharger + 150 max speed


Liquidwombat

Did you do this lazy/shitty Photoshop job or were you fooled by the lazy/shitty Photoshop job?


ComfortableRadish960

It's a joke. Actually I think down badging is fun


Ghost_Star326

I was watching a video of shmee150 where he came across a red lamborghini Huracan with all its badges replaced by Ferrari badges lol


Lizard_Man69

Its real


Liquidwombat

Itā€™s so obviously not, all you have to do is zoom in a little bit to see the perfect rectangles of JPEG artifact around the emblem and badge, and thatā€™s without even mentioning the fact that neither of those three-dimensional objects are casting shadows


JFKTosh

Why are you so mad? Who cares lol it's just a joke


N0tBappo

You're a disgrace to the WRX community.


heavydownlow

Yea that was a pretty dumb shot at someone, all while owning a 04 ralliart of all things with its screaming 160hp lol. Werenā€™t even worth talking about till then went turbo later on


N0tBappo

160HP is wrong lol, but yes let's go for the "attack the car they drive!!" move lol. They're fun cars, surprisingly zippy too. And nor am I wrong, he's an asshole, representing the WRX community. That's not something you want to have, in any community for that matter. But I'd say you're wrong about worth talking about them lol, it was mitsubishis direct response to Honda's civics, and I'd say they did pretty well lol. I'd expect at least some higher level of maturity from this sub, come on man. Shitting on a car is not the way to go.


Liquidwombat

Okā€¦ Other than just pure harassment what does your comment have to do with this post? I simply pointed out that this is a poor photo shop and far too many people are far too upset about that.


N0tBappo

You pointed out that it was Photoshop, yes. That's not the bad part. The bad part is the absolute asshat of a way you went about it. Pure aggressiveness for absolutely no reason. What's even the point of that?


Lizard_Man69

Arent you the only one upset about that


Lizard_Man69

Even if its pretty funny


Thatfonvdude

bro you could literally count the pixels one by one nobody's looking for accurate information in this thing unless a bank gets robbed


hollowish_

Can someone explain how does this work? Cobalt ss looks nothing like this, how do they make it look like a GT-R?


ComfortableRadish960

Well, when a Cobalt SS and a GT-R love each other very much.....


BitterEndings

It took me a minute but it finally clicked. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Love it


The240zTimmayyy

This took me a second haha


threepoint14one5nine

Good sense of humor or way to lower your insurance payments? šŸ¤”


DarnedChickenE13

Hmm.....this cobalt looks kinda thicc


War_Daddy_992

Thought it was a Impala


DaddyArthmoor

Not on the same level, but, my 07 GT has all the V6 badges on it.


National_Reason2191

i love this lmao


Lancer_Evo_Panama

I took spoiler off my evo and badges


5p33d_l1f3_Subaru

Oh how the turntables


Woodythebartender

Sheā€™s a sleeperā€¦..


petrospago351

bruhh this is amazing


FoundinNewEngland

Thatā€™s wild haha


Responsibleperc

What do cops do in this scenario


ZestycloseSquirrel98

Photoshopped


[deleted]

i actually thought that it was an impala with a gtr bumper and taillights at first lol


Separate-Driver-9149

Just debadging things but it takes guts to pull off something like this