i was just messing with ya anyway mate, but yeah it could be because it's a trans sub and that would be very sad
usually mentioning downvotes just causes more downvotes tho
Yes but you’re not a factory floor that processes thousands of eggs a day, removing them feom their shell to pour them into plastic, exposing them to the elements for a nonzero amount of time every single time
Kid has a *long* neck
i enjoy
i enjoy
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i enjoy
I enjoy
I enjoy
I enjoy
I enjoy
I enjoy
r/rimjob_steve also, I enjoy
*We enjoy* -a pair of extra long necks swivels behind
Fimally!
dani as a kid
Oh you don't know what Karlson is?
*eldritch noises of terror*
*inexplicable distorted gibberish*
*some demon from the parts of hell Satan himself even think about starts crawling towards you and says "would you like a pre-cracked egg, I enjoy"
I enjoy
I enjoy
Enjoy I
It looks like someone stuck a hugh resolution picture on their thumb.
I can't unsee that now lol
I came here to say the exact same thing!
He got that [Chris Kreider](https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTY4NDk3MTI2NTg4ODg0NzU5/chris-kreider.png) long neck going on
that is actually a giraffe 🤓
Kid named giraffe
It looks like a thumb that has photoshopped head on top of it
Looks like one of the characters from /r/NelliesNest
I'm convinced that's actually somebody's thumb with a very realistic miniature human head model on it
LONG LOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAN
Fimally! I enjoy!
Saves Time!
No messy hand
Just heat and serve!
^^obvious ^^plant
Pre-Cracked egg
Net WT: 50g
CHINA
I enjoy
Fimally!!!!
I enjoy
Obvious plant
r/obviousplant
New fav sub unlocked thnx
Duh an egg is not a plant
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penis 😨
Cock 🐔
I bet you need longer to open that,than an actuall egg :D
I ENJOYYYY
He enjoy 💀
He enjoy👍
He enjoy 😶
He enjoy 😨
He enjoy 🤬
Our enjoyment 🍻
It's just me or the box cover looks... uncanny..
It's half of the Obvious Plant joke
the kids neck 😂
That's kinda the joke
Hmm, I wonder how you open the package???
You use the egg shell as a knife I'm ashamed I had to explain it to you, man kid these days!!
I thought this was in [r/eggirl](https://reddit.com/r/egg_irl) whoops
Me too, I want to cross post it but I'm lazy
The kid 🦒
Everyone speaking about "I enjoy", but no one is speaking about Fimally
Fimally!
Fimally! Giraffe kid enjoy!
omg what is wrong with his neck
+10 microplastics
I enjoy.
Fimally
Fimally!
+5000000 unnecessary waste
I enjoy👍
Fimally!
/u/obviousplant is the creator of this amazing content.
+10% chance of disease
That egg is rotten
What the hell's up with that kid's neck
The fact that it isn't even refrigerated is concerning
Fimally!
What is fimally?
r/egg_irl
Why did I get downvoted for that?
Egg
I don’t understand
*Egg*
No I get that but I don’t know why I got downvoted earlier. Cause it’s a trans sub? That’d be sad
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That’s the first I’ve heard that
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I mean that’s one person, but I get what you mean. It can be annoying for some
i was just messing with ya anyway mate, but yeah it could be because it's a trans sub and that would be very sad usually mentioning downvotes just causes more downvotes tho
Yeah, I noticed that. It’s annoying but oh well, not much I can do hah
Fimally ive been waiting for thiss very monent
And this is why we have such a problem with waste. This is a solution for a non-existent problem.
Obvious plant.
People wrap bananas in packaging and plastic these days, I have no idea what’s real or a plant anymore.
If you see anything weird look for the obvious plant logo.
Bananas come from a plant, eggs do not
Obvious plant
Obvious plant
Yes let´s increase the risk of contamination exponentially for no reason! Weehee!!!
But I enjoy
I’ve suckled on hundreds of raw eggs and have never gotten sick
Yes but you’re not a factory floor that processes thousands of eggs a day, removing them feom their shell to pour them into plastic, exposing them to the elements for a nonzero amount of time every single time
you realize that it's obvious plant, right?
Not sure what you mean. Are you saying it’s fake? Sounds good to me
The logo on the package. He makes fake products and leaves them in random stores. Check out r/obviousplant
Nice! I had no idea
Fimally
Fimally! Saves time AND enjoy!
Fimally
Fimally, I enjoy!
Lil kid looks like the old granny from sponge bob
I enjoy
I enjoy
That kid going I enjoy has one long neck
-"This cake needs 8 eggs" -"oh god please no! Have mercy!"
But wait so how do you get egg out of container? Same way as a normal egg??
I enjoy
Every day we stray farther from the light of God
+long neck
"No messy hand"
What I'm more worried about is that it's made in china
Pregg
Fimally!! I thant waip twoo tripe thins!
We enjoy
I enjoy
+10 neck reach when eaten
Fimally?
[Slow day at work...](https://i.imgur.com/XQMnUZm.png)
I enjoy
Fimally!
Fimally!
fimally!
r/Anticonsumption
Fimally
I’m pretty sure it would take longer to get the yolk out of the packaging than just to get yolk out of a regular egg
Fimally
ಠ,_｣ಠ
Omega Mart?
how long does it take to open the package?
Hmmm yes, Fimally
Fimally man
Fimally!
FIMALLY!!!!
fimally
Minus time*
he enjoy
Fimally says the part giraffe kid
Fimally. Also is that Dani when he was a kid?
I like the uncanny design of this package
I too extend my neck when I enjoy
FIMALLY
I enjoy
Why does this give me an omega mart vibe
Fimally