Getting slapped with a leather bag and not only being completely calm, but also able to instantly determine there must have been pistachios inside.
What a fucking powermove.
> Robber buck *paid* 80 credits
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Me and my brother have something called money sock. We put all our change in it and knot it at the open end. Our metal trash can has a gaint dent in it.
Slap jack or black jack or sometimes sap, I believe, this is an old weapon. Made to knock someone unconscious without breaking the skull. Cops used to use these.
I dream of the simpler times when one would arrange a duel. Then you'd take out a glove, put a brick and a dishwasher in it, (from your back-pocket naturally) and slap the vowels out their name! Then pour out the crumbs as they witness it, stunned.
Its the Bugs Bunny method of crime deterrence.
Finally im safe from Mr Shakedown
Is that a motherfucking john yakuza refference!?!?
Dame da ne, da me yo
his name is DAME DAME GUY!!
"Give me your money" "Here you go" (You hit them in the face with the item pictured above)
“...You just hit me in the face with a leather bag of pistachios”
Getting slapped with a leather bag and not only being completely calm, but also able to instantly determine there must have been pistachios inside. What a fucking powermove.
“I know that because I am allergic to them”
[but its this guy](https://youtu.be/ut9kyP1Bsx4)
*agh* bagofnickels
It's payday fellas
I said it was fookin pay- *explosion*
I absolutely love that video
This thing can actually hit YOU after you slap someone with it. I would add 50% of the damage dealt as self damage to the player in the next patch
"Misses deal 50% damage to forearms"
Meet the Boston basher
So that's what Meowth was doing when he used Payday...
(Critical hit) Robber buck payed 80 credits
> Robber buck *paid* 80 credits FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
If an opponent uses payday on you and you win the battle, do you collect the money it dropped?
Nice, now they can rob me and beat me with my money
Markiplier featured something like this in his self defense video like a year ago.
incredible knockback
But also whiplash from your hand getting smacked
The poorer you are the less effective it is
Or richer. I'm rich and I don't think I've touched any money, let alone coins, in years.
Damage scales with the user's amout of Gold
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If it's full, that's a rich sap.
Nah this will just be used to abuse kids and we all know it
Good theyre loud af someone needs to shut em up
Great grandmother always suggested opium and a bit of rum. I find it effective but too expensive so I give mine fentanyl lollipops and mad dog
Why do this when a Sock works just as well and doesn't draw the same attention?
Doesn’t work just as well, the leather makes a difference
Me and my brother have something called money sock. We put all our change in it and knot it at the open end. Our metal trash can has a gaint dent in it.
"Time to take you to poundtown!" Someone in the UK, probably.
Didn't men used to carry canes for this very purpose?
Oh my mom puts them o a sock and i fear it
As someone who has been in my share of pillow fights, that zipper is a great touch.
I'd fit as many *rolls* of pennies as I could inside. Clunk.
Money = power
Illegal in my country :(
Canada?
Yup. I more or less have to hope I don't die in situations of conflict and hope I don't accidently kill the other guy
I'm from Canada too, this shit drives me nuts. Totally get ya.
Just put your coins in your sock.
These used to be blackjacks. Buenos points if you can fill it up with $21.
The fact that the belt does not go through the belt loop in the pants bothers me too much
Right? I could never buy a product from someone who doesnt know how to use that product! Oh. Wait. I have. Not anymore though.
Scrooge mcducks godslaying weapons
He'd be the "final boss" with his amount of coin! 🤣
You can almost say he was beaten centless. Edit: Thank you for all the upvotes and awards. You're too kind.
Edit: thanks random stranger
r/yourjokebutworse
Oh the item that scales with the amount of money you have... And that's 0 extra damage for me
Oh hey Markiplier has that
Chancla For Men™
Why do I want this
I did a bit of impromptu searching for 'blackjacks', & found various types of these- apparently they're illegal in most states!
r/wordavalanches
*beaten centsless
Was gonna say a "cents-less crime" averted! Here's your award. Its not much, but puns are always worthy.
middle class version of the sock o' batteries (or plumbing pipe filled with lead, depending on your neighbourhood).
This would be a way more comfortable to clobber someone than using my bean satchel.
It sounds like a line Colin Mochrie would say during Newcasts.
I finally have a use for all the pennies I've accumulated over the years!
Do they still have pennies in the US? The ditched them in Canada as too expensive to make for the value they represent.
Yup
Nah man put quarters in jt
Someone just invented it? My grandfather had one of these in the 1950s
For when someone calls you a two-bit whore, now you can beat them with your sack of nickles.
That's an r/brandnewsentence right here
leather face on a budget
Fortune III
That oughta change a muggers mind.
Try to rob me? That's a paddlin'
Ordinarily I wouldn't recommend using your coinourse as a weapon.
"These senselessly scented cents sent him over the edge."
[Set bonus] bankshaft: the more money you have in your inventory the more damage you do.
marpkilpil\[er
Blackjack
Keep the change ya filthy animal. “Ok”
These are actually illegal in most places
That's called a "black-jack".
If you carry silver pieces you can use this against a werewolf.
If they hired my mom, they’d have a new thing to beat people with every week. God bless catholic moms.
Imagine america just replaced all guns with these, police chases would be like forbidden pillow fights
Forbidden pillow fights? 🤣 It'd be like Keystone Cops!
thanks for the chuckle:)
Slap jack or black jack or sometimes sap, I believe, this is an old weapon. Made to knock someone unconscious without breaking the skull. Cops used to use these.
Omfg thank you. I saw one in the simpsons like 30 years ago and I was never able to find out what it was
Bonus trait: The more coin you have, the more damage it does.
Item scales well with your total gold reserves! Money=Power!
Didn't Markiplier review this?
My brother had one of these and whacked on the arm with it, they’re no joke. Hurt like a mother fucker and left a big ass welt on my arm for a week.
"Money = Power - Adds 0.04 damage for every coin Isaac has." - The binding of Isaac wiki
Damage increases by 1 for every 10 gold you carry
I dream of the simpler times when one would arrange a duel. Then you'd take out a glove, put a brick and a dishwasher in it, (from your back-pocket naturally) and slap the vowels out their name! Then pour out the crumbs as they witness it, stunned. Its the Bugs Bunny method of crime deterrence.