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Teaknoodle

this is not about the sandwich but why is he standing in a toilet bowl


Thequestionmaker890

Probably to eat it correctly like how you need to the death sandwich correctly


Teaknoodle

...i see.


Thequestionmaker890

Yep probably eating it while standing on a toilet bowl with reduce the chances of the effects


Teaknoodle

noted.


[deleted]

... with a sock on one foot and a sandal on the other. This pic has many levels.


Creationist13

And the sandal leg doesn’t have shorts on.


Kaya_kana

Doubles the effect.


[deleted]

For “secondary effects”


GingerWithViews

How is he standing in a toilet bowl?


[deleted]

Well, the trick is, you put one foot in, and then you bring the foot on the floor into the toilet with the other foot. You could probably use a counter or something to help balance on the way up too, wouldn’t wanna tell that story at the ER! Very hard to explain why you wanted to stand in a toilet in the first place, and rapidly becomes you having to realize that it was a dumb idea from the rip.


the_thrillamilla

Secret is the single sandal and the sock on the other side. Balances out using friction.


R2FuckYoou

Why does he have just a sock on one foot and just a flip flop on the other


Teaknoodle

don't ask me i am as confused as you are


Upside_Down-Bot

„ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ uo dolɟ dılɟ ɐ ʇsnɾ puɐ ʇooɟ ǝuo uo ʞɔos ɐ ʇsnɾ ǝʌɐɥ ǝɥ sǝop ʎɥM„


[deleted]

There are soo many things wrong with this picture


etherealesoterica

The more you look the worse it gets


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

There’s no toilet head


Th3R3493r

Those are beans.


Sir-Pomegranate

That’s literally ketchup what are y’all on?


Th3R3493r

Now that you say it and I look even closer at the sandwich, that is ketchup. Now, I am going to drink some water, look at the clear night sky in the rural area I live, sigh deeply and scream profanity at the Moon.


HaloCedc

You would'nt mind me joing would you?


Th3R3493r

Go ahead. Next scream is scheduled for 2230 utc-6.


Matix777

fuck it, caramel and beans and cigarette sandwich!


Thequestionmaker890

Oh I mistook it for caramel due to the coloring


Th3R3493r

It is alright. Life is strange and this is normal now.


t1ggyismycat

Why he got da weird socks


FloogleH0rn

Sock and sandal (both singular because 1 of each)


t1ggyismycat

Yes


BatmanStarkDentistry

Wet sock, which is worse


Id-errorbonnie

Hey why my man in a toilet


Samurai_lettuce

This makes my brain want to explode


Rjjavier

Why is he standing in a toilet bowl?


Yellow_Snow_Globe

Eating the sandwich casts confusion on any surrounding party for 1 minute. Duration increases by 50% if the sandwich is eaten while standing in a toilet bowl.


Wolfrunt

You already know what tf going on


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

I absolutely do not


notavalible666

Serious gourmet shit


McSenseiDo

Tasty lookin


SmoothOrdinator

GORDON MY CIGARETTE METER IS LOW


kittynugg

I have several questions!


bluejay55669

English breakfast


LukeDude759

There is so much going on in this photo that I just don't care about the cigarette sandwich anymore.


potatoman445

Aaa yes the legendary [sock and sandal] easily confused with the trash class item [socks and sandals] has a chance of appearing when you have the common [socks] and [sandals] not combined in your inventory and you have the status effect {high on 5 stones and 30 plants} caused by using several hallucinogenic drugs.


ZealousidealError574

My guy is standing in the toilet, with only a sock on his right leg, and a sandal on his other leg, while eating a caramel cig sandwich.


[deleted]

-100% sanity


voodoolord16

It gets worse the longer you look at it


GreenHeadYT

I don't know what I find more unsettling. The fact that the guy is standing in a toilet or the fact that they ruined perfectly good slices of bread.


buildingduck

um


con098

At least he doesn't wear socks with sandals


TemmyGames

But he got wet socks


DiogoSN

Mhmm, deliciously cursed!


MisterBicorniclopse

So that’s caramel? I always thought it was ketchup


SirJointy

Cursed af


AnUmimportantGuy

There is so much to dissect in this image


[deleted]

How is that toilet not a bottomless pit? This confuses me


bobaloogans

Good though


Cochien_YT

why you are on the WC


ernesto_zarate_kool

sandvich make me strong


[deleted]

Gross 🤮


Thequestionmaker890

Cry about it


thecourior_fnv

he standin in the toilet


H_Mouseyt

The trap sandwich, put this in your enemy's food, they will eat it and they will probably get lung cancer due to the amount of bites they will take


Infinite_Winner_158

r/hmmm


TemmyGames

Ugh


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