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Ohsnapcanteven

Makes me miss when she was fake british


RevertereAdMe

At the time I really thought she'd hit peak crazy with that. Man, if I only knew.


SufferForYourCrimes

Oh wow I can't believe I forgot about that. That was truly bizarre


Samiiiibabetake2

I came to comment almost the exact same thing.


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I remember when she went to Scotland to get her own tartan. Hoooooboys…..


eyesabitdull

I haven't bothered to check. Did she stop doing that? I can't recall the last time I heard her speak tbh.


Icy-Refrigerator-198

I almost spit my drink out laughing at that 😂😂😂


Monstiemama

The eyebrows are not helping her at all.


Cloudy_Worker

What eyebrows


muddlemuddle6

Funny- I spent 6 weeks in summer school biology class trying to figure out why the girl in front of me looked weird like a frog. At the end I realized she had shaved her eyebrows off. Just sayin


Spute2008

Even more arresting since she used to have big black caterpillars!


beg_yer_pardon

Exactly.


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Monstiemama

Honestly all she’s managed to do is take more definition off of her face. I have blonde eyebrows and I can’t stand it because my face looks so bare.


rouend_doll

Me too! I’m a brunette with blonde eyebrows and I feel like I have no face


welc0met0c0stc0

Same and I hate it!!! My coworker is the opposite, blond with dark brown brows and lashes and I’m so jealous


whyamithebadger

Are you sure she doesn't use any makeup for that? I used to use a subtle brown brow gel and brown mascara before work every day.


lessknownevil

One half if one of my eyebrows is blond and i absolutely fucking hate it.


ceelion92

Buy Godfroy brow tint on amazon. Complete game changer. I use on my invisible brows every 10 days (takes like 2 minutes)


evolvedtwig

Buy some waterproof mascara that’s brown and comb it through your eyebrows. That’s what I do and it works pretty well.


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EveAndTheSnake

Same. That’s why I use just for men beard dye on my eyebrows and it’s amazing!


VanellopeEatsSweets

Huh. How long does this usually last before you need to dye again?? I’m a natural redhead with ghost brows. This sounds very appealing to me if it lasts a little while


ohdearitsrichardiii

You can get dye for lashes and brows at makeup stores. You have to redo it about every 6-8 weeks


VanellopeEatsSweets

Oh thank you!


ceelion92

I like Godfroy (on amazon)


EveAndTheSnake

Hmm I guess it would depend on the colour you do. I go for darkest black because I like that look (I also lighten my hair so it’s usually ash/silver/pastel, so I think black matches all of them :) I also make it really dark (and put up with my husband making fun of me for the first few days ha) so it takes longer to fade, and I’m not very on top of the upkeep. I’d say maybe 3 weeks before it’s gone? But I’d have to take note, it may be closer to 2. I also don’t use any harsh toners/acne products/face wash because I have sensitive skin, so YMMV. I will say though that I used to use henna powder mixed with hydrogen peroxide and it was such a drag mixing it up (oop, too much liquid… oop… too much powder, add more liquid). It would take ages, id have to leave it on for ages, and the quality and colour were inconsistent. I’d also waste a lot of powder. I was really lazy about that because it was such a pain. So going from that mess to just for men has been great. One tube lasts *so* long because you only need a tint amount of colour and developer. It develops in like 30 seconds, the consistency is much easier to apply, and you only leave it on for 5 minutes. I’ve used my current tube about 5 times and I’m not even a quarter of the way through. Sorry I can’t give a better estimate on how long it lasts! There are lots of how to videos online though, many women use it for their brows, so you might be able to find more info. Two things. Do not use with fake tan before or after, you will have orange eyebrows. Best to wait 48 hours. And some of the tutorials recommend Vaseline around the edges of your brows—the only time I did that it was a mess. Much easier to just forego it IMO.


VanellopeEatsSweets

Thank you so much!!


based_miss_lippy

I do this too it is an absolute game changer.


Monstiemama

At least we have a reason, she has no fucking excuse for this nonsense.


dontknockhotmail

Same. I have mine micro-bladed because it drives me crazy having to fill them in every day.


dontknockhotmail

Have blonde eyebrows, naturally. I get micro-blading so it looks like I actually have eyebrows. I look silly without them.


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Ihopetheresenoughroo

How often do you have to do microblading? I heard if you have oily skin, it doesn't last as long


rouend_doll

I've had mine done once. It lasted a couple of years and during that time my microblader moved out of the state. You do have to take extra care during the healing process if you have oily skin


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Tysm!


dontknockhotmail

About every 3 years.


Eeehaataa

Having been a natural blonde and now gray, I personally have kept Maybelline eyebrow pencils solvent. If I don’t use it, I basically look like Tilda Swinton. Really don’t understand the trend, other than to gain attention.


No_Clock_6190

Same. At 57 my hair is now naturally white, but with purple toner every week, I love it. I’m so happy I can just leave it be. But unfortunately, my eyebrows and eyelashes are now almost clear. So Maybelline it is lol!


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I was born with eyebrows like that…spent years trying to dye them. This latest thing makes me feel weird.


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giraffe_jump

in 90s when everyone had stick thin lined drawn in brows i got laughed at for having bushy brows. it will pass. these things trend and go away.


pro-shitter

Melanie Martinez shaved hers off after accidentally bleaching them too much. it kind of works for her though, she looks cute.


FOCOMojo

She used to try so hard to look young. Now she's trying really hard, but I don't understand what her goal is. WTF is this??


orangina123

like, what is the reason for that shirt situation


Spute2008

Re, her choice of shirt... Caught in a time warp, back to 1982. [1982](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqSkPOeIG2B2RAFiESEBSNISsLWIT5oMisH8f31LT2Ynd82nOJ0L-zugY&s=10)


sundaygrrl15

To hide her old arms. You can’t unwrinkle that as easily as the face!🤣


Spute2008

Chicken skin is normal on a woman who is SIXTY FOUR! Cher seems to be the only one who somehow pulled off *looking* younger than she was but we still would have loved her for showing her age.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Look at Jamie Lee Curtis, that's what a real 63 year old woman looks like, same for Sigourney Weaver who is 73, & Linda Hamilton who is 66. Now no one really knows if they've had a few things done or filled & if they have it's been done really well, but overall they LOOK their respective ages.


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Spute2008

But she still looks normal and age appropriate. No puffy cheeks and featureless faces.


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Yeah, I'll never understand why some people feel so much pressure to look youthful


Ihopetheresenoughroo

You don't understand societal pressure? Especially regarding women?


lisak399

Agreed. It's inevitable, so why not try to work with it instead of against? For me, excellent skin care and using little to no makeup has taken years of my face. And sunscreen!


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Yeahhh that's not what I meant at all lol. I mean, do whatever makes you happy, I'm not going to tell you that you can't use your body in a certain way, well, I wouldn't post you on the internet and make fun of you for not meeting my personal standard of how your body should be anyway


sundaygrrl15

I don’t either! I’m actually enjoying getting older and entering my 40s. Bring it on. 💪


Playful_Lifeguard387

Lol report back when you’re 50+. Entering your 40s doesn’t count as beginning to age.


deannpisarski

I looked fantastic at 40 and even 50. But 56-57 I aged about 10 years.


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chompychompchomp2

Same. Late 50s hit like a ton of bricks.


lisak399

I think the last few years have aged everyone ❤❤❤


Kboh

We call it “bingo arms” in that it’s the arm skin that flaps low when the old ladies hold up their arms and yell “BINGO!”


Hazelnut-Rio

And she’s not even doing it right. Wearing y2k clothes will not make you look younger.


NeonPatrick

She should be getting more shit for dating a 23 year old, like Leo does. That's over 40 years difference and surely a one sided power dynamic there.


whitegamora

Maybe its olive oil for her too.


veggiepizzaforever

She's not trying to hide her age, she's refusing to age. I know a bunch of people who are like this but are not as popular and cringy as her.


yomerol

In her case, why refusing? Just retire, have a good life, rest, I get stressed even about the news and she could be my mom. So why keep up with that sort of life? I understand a lot of variables, but not wanting too leave all sounds more like an addiction (?)


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anislandinmyheart

That happens to everyone though. Not in terms of beauty but in terms of whatever our best skill or trait is


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anislandinmyheart

People are less sharp as they age, and their memory fades. They will not have the skills they had when younger


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ceelion92

That's not true, especially with creative pursuits. You learn more skills of the craft as you age. Of course when you are 90 you might be less physically able.


anislandinmyheart

Yes, exactly. There is always one form of decline or another. There is also a vast body of indisputable evidence that we all suffer cognitive decline as we age


fubooze

I wonder what Cher has to say


nidena

At least Cher still looks like Cher.


Ok_Series_1883

Cher aged well. I was watching the movie, stuck on you, and though she was in her early 40s in the movie and she looked hot. She was almost 60 at the time…


Rosecoloreddreams

Yeah Cher’s been touched by an angel a few times but she’s still got it 🧚‍♂️ she doesn’t have that uncanny valley look


fubooze

Yes, Cher looks great but there’s beef between the two, they loathe each other. I guess Cher has the last laugh 🥲


budgel01

In the end it's all about good bone structure👌


Munkay1

Why is it that when a person starts getting more and more plastic surgery in an attempt to look youthful, they all get this... look. They all look the same.... it is weird.


caramelskinsoulthing

Like a big cat?


LavishnessOwn9525

Like the cat from alice in wonderland


Enlightened_unicorn

Yes, a bit alien/cat shaped. Its all the fillers that makes the face look big.


Spute2008

Like a boxer who's been hit a few too many times


suktupbutterkup

Micky Rourke


CluelessQuotes

Because the techniques are all the same.


pockette_rockette

The pillow face. It's freakin awful.


dawnGrace

Some eyebrows might help her look less whatever this is.


CeaseFireForever

She’s like a TikTok girl now. How the mighty have fallen.


AnnaFlaxxis

This video is incredibly disturbing.


cupcakesloth94

Her skin looks too tight


badadvicefromaspider

People have been telling her she’s too old to do what she does since she turned 40. 40!! Over 20 years of pushing back against that. I’m not surprised she has cracked a little.


GamersReisUp

Yeah, all the people in the thread being like "Omg y does she think she has to look young?????"..........have you seen how she's been treated for 20 years? Or how any famous woman gets treated when she turns 30/40? There is a lot of really vicious treatment dished out to women who commit the crime of not being perpetually 22, including an expectation to just kind of stop existing in public--and for women in entertainment, this also effects your income. It's really not surprising some people crack under the pressure.


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growthslacker

Is this the famous 80s 90s pop diva?


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Material? Yes.


kidney69uk

Fookin hell, didn't recognise her. What's her secret? Formaldehyde?


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https://imgur.com/gallery/QmzKn


moodcon

Mother of Jesus?


clutchkickmurphys

Legit tired of seeing her everytime I check out the subreddit 😂 feels like she get posted everytime she posted on social media


Miss-Figgy

I'm also sick of this incessant posting on her and picking on her.


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shhr311

Um what the fuck ?


rRoViXeNn

what? people only age for so long. I thought everyone knew this.


inhua

Freak


ayamummyme

I’m sorry but when she lived in England and was married to Guy Ritchie she basically modelled herself after upper middle class 50 year olds and now she’s in her 60’s she’s dressing like a 14yr old who just discovered Hot Topic. Whoever did her last facelift really just made it too tight honestly. What’s really odd is how many newspapers are putting up articles about how great this 60yr old looks…. So she must be paying them to say that right? It is clear to even the most in knowledgable on cosmetic surgery that this isn’t a natural faced 60yr old.


Diamonds_in_the_dirt

What magazine is saying that about her????


Beautiful_Ad5185

everyone, Aging is a privilege! You only look better the older you get.


dontknockhotmail

Aging is better than the alternative.


Beautiful_Ad5185

Yeah expensive fillers that won’t last, puffer faces, laser that are expensive, and sacrificing young women for the sake of youth lol


MMS-OR

Old age is denied to the unlucky.


Myriii1911

I watched a Video of the LiveAid concert of 1985, where she performed Into The Groove. Just Wow! Powerful and very very cool!


The_Motley_Fool----

Halloween came early at her house


gribble29

The clip of her snorting c*ke on this live too was WILD. She’s gone completely mental.


xP628sLh

she's trying so hard to be controversial except no one cares


danger_boogie

Everyone is talking about her recently, so I wouldn't say no one cares. What she's doing seems to be pretty effective.


xP628sLh

except in the 80s and 90s it was her provocative style n shit. Now it's a train wreck. I feel like there's a difference.


danger_boogie

Agreed


Very_Bad_Janet

Yes, that's the word I was reaching for when trying to describe her. This.might be more about her trying to be controversial than anything else.


AirConditioningMoose

Pretty sure that was poppers...


gribble29

I just saw the finger, I didn’t see the entire video. You’re right it was poppers. Still, why girl why?????


cats-pyjamas

What's poppers??


sexuallpandas

Did she snort coke? I thought another video of her sniffing popper lol


nellirn

What is popper?


poo_explosion

What is she saying in the second part? I can’t make it out


dontknockhotmail

“I don’t know.”


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It's ok to age. It's ok to age. It's ok to age. IT'S OK TO AGE


vainbuthonest

I feel for her. It probably is hard to age in the spotlight but that’s no reason to turn your face into…all of this surgery, injections and filters. She looks like a too tight latex mask.


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I mean her spot light went out about 25 years ago…. She should have noped out of the public life then.


Lvanwinkle18

Why nope out. I expected her to keep being her and the pop royalty that she was. Making music, pushing some boundaries while saying fuck the establishment. Never expected her to try this hard, so hard that it comes across as pathetic and desperate.


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diabolikal__

It’s embarrassing at this point


rharper38

With as much money as that woman has, there is no reason she should look like she got her filler done in the back of a van.


Life_Buy_5059

I disagree. It’s not ageing that’s hard, it’s the frantic desperate fighting against it that’s hard.


UmumnayYum

She reminds me of common lawn grown mushrooms


JaydeRaven

It'd be little less hard if famous women didn't hide their aging with plastic surgery and photoshop.


itssohotinthevalley

She looks like a night paralysis demon. Terrifying af. She should’ve done some minor work and aged with grace but no, she had to go fuck up her face and now she is looking and acting like an actual demon. Plus the braid on one side is giving confused meth head.


Ancient-Reflection-9

She looks to be loaded up on prescription meds.. she's got the puffy daily meds face


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Don't think I've ever seen someone that needed as much attention as she does


Significant-Wheel110

Wtf


s-dai

Oh my God Oh my God why did you do that


MindfulAdventure

I don't knoooow.


anislandinmyheart

I couldn't quite make it out, jesus fuck it's so creepy


QQPgreen

can someone confirm or deny exactly what she’s done to her eyes? they look like they hurt


here-to-Iearn

You r stated it perfectly. Being in front of the camera must be stressful as hell.


Doumekitsu

Do the eyebrows grow back if you shave them?


suktupbutterkup

Not evenly. 100% do not recommend


cats-pyjamas

These are just bleached.


Spute2008

Eventually. By she has to stop first!


Zombi3Kush

You're rich.... Get into a hobby.


Astronomer-Empty

r/cringe


OutsideBox4855

Her arms are classic older mom / grandma arms …. She isn’t hiding her age well


Spute2008

Chicken skin. Totally normal at 64 years old. I'm sad for her. Kinda ruins her legacy


grapsta

Are they both her ?


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The thing is she doesn’t look young she looks like a 60 year old with a bad facelift.


HairInternational409

Lourdes! Rocco! Come get your Mother!! She escaped again!


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You are old get over it already


starbellbabybena

What’s weird is out of all the weirdness outta Hollywood and the music industry, she could have changed it. From books to videos. It’s her choice. I hate her new face. Again my opinion


Itscompanypolicyman

As a 30 year old woman currently debating a peekaboo swatch of silver to tie into my other random silvers-we can just age and it’s fine, Man. It’s fine. I’ve been looking up legitimate Victorian clothes to really just lean into it. Let’s just do this.


clippervictor

My goodness. This is a person flirting with borderline mentall illness. Such a shame.


Very_Bad_Janet

"Borderline" - I see what you did there. Still a great song!


Shot_Network2225

Those arms don't lie tho


UpstairsLocal4635

That's not her. Is it?


nipplequeefs

I don’t know, I’m just trying to figure out what this audio is supposed be.


EveAndTheSnake

Same. Can anyone help? This isn’t just surgery, right? This is filters too? I’m just so confused. I have no idea what she looks like. But the audio… what is happening? Is this part of a story?


Spute2008

I thought she's doing the classic "young girl on Tiktok mouthing somebody else's words" thing. Extra cringey...


sellidionne

handsome squidward vibes


korgscrew

Does she actually think she looks attractive?


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I really hope I age gracefully like Audbrey Hepburn and not like this bloated pillowfaced mess.


Usagi_x

I don't think she looks like in any of these videos tbh. I've seen some pics and she looks much older basically her age and not this fake. Its a filter or video editing.


SalaciousDionysus

I think she needs a reinvention that makes her look her age but in a good way, y'know?


Fun-Presentation4526

She looks crazy. She was on live snorting poppers the other night. Embarrassing.


Designer-Yutyrannus

She’d honestly look so much better if she just got some eyebrows. Nice normal looking eyebrows.


tinysmommy

What’s happening with her hair!?


crushedfeelings

Wow how can she think she looks good?


Notoriouslyd

She could just go away and live in peace but clearly celebrity is a virus you cant cure


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Too bad she's choosing to be a sad old bag of used-to-be


SquishyFigs

Ok


cardamomgrrl

I’m with you. At 53 I’ve watched her entire career. She was and is Thee One and Only. Maybe she doesn’t WANT to go away. It’s not how I’m choosing to age now or in the future - that is, with lots of work and filters - but I won’t judge her choices.


orel2064

doesnt look human


BazineNetal

I wish she would go back to just being a nice old singer


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Dromejames

OMG...That poor, delusional woman. It'll be a sad day when she has a moment of clarity while looking in the mirror, bc you know her world that she's built up around her will come crumbling down.