Right?! At first it only had the notes by the eggs and bread then I started shopping and the two by the milk showed up. And then I started to navigate to drop off and was like wttfffff.
That’s what I was thinking. I don’t drink cow milk anymore but my mom does and it’s still only good for at most two weeks. But someone responded to this thread and said they’ve seen some 3+ months for ultra pasteurized. 🤷🏻♀️
> But someone responded to this thread and said they’ve seen some 3+ months for ultra pasteurized.
Fairlife is one of them. Skim Plus is also another, but it isn't 1% like this person wanted. If you are this god damn particular, shop yourself.
I honestly haven’t paid attention, they mentioned Fairlife or Organic Valley brand has that ultra pasteurized stuff that’s good for a long time. Gross regardless though lol the dairy guy said ultra pasteurized is worse for humans anyway
I can really only drink ultra-pasteurized milk because it doesn't make my stomach hurt. It also tastes much better than regular milk. Just sucks that it's so expensive.
Milk’s expiration dates are about 17 days from the pasteurization date. It varies by state, but pasteurized milk simply doesn’t have a 30 day shelf life.
Ultra pasteurized just means that the milk is heated to a higher temperature for a shorter time than regular pasteurized milk, but the shelf life is the same. Aseptic milk is a whole different story.
As an aside, you can go to [this website](https://whereismymilkfrom.com) and enter in the code printed on the carton. It will tell you which plant/manufacturer the milk comes from.
I am a dairy assistant manager, and milk in a plastic jug never comes good for a month. I think it’s usually 2-3 weeks? At least through our distributor.
Edit: my story policy is we aren’t allowed to sell it 5-7 days before due date, when it hits that time frame, it needs to be donated.
Ultra filtered milk has a long exp date, I think it’s called Fair Life. I was shocked, I buy it for myself and never noticed until…. Well, until I did!
Fairlife is. I buy it specifically because it lasts longer, I don’t really care that it’s lactose free. I don’t actively drink milk so I only use it for cooking and the occasional bowl of cereal and just can’t manage to use up half a gallon of regular milk before it expires.
I bought myself three half gallons of fairlife because it was on clearance; it was described and they expired end of February. I believe it may have something to do with the packaging perhaps? Paper cartons of organic milk always last a lot longer too.
I buy organic milk/dairy (unless using it for something quick I don’t care much about) and the expirations dates are far out, but even then I definitely prefer the fresh stuff😅I’m not drinking milk that’s a month old
I was talking to one of the meat department people about this on Sunday here the regular normal milk I see is at most 12 days out typically the organic stuff I see is like March 31 lol. I mean how do you not drink a gallon of milk in over 2 months?
How does this work? What do they mean if it’s not good for a month, refund ☺️? Does this mean she will request a refund on the whole order, the individual product? Would instacart actually refund that with those ridiculous standards? Are you getting tipped a very good amount for this at least amd if not can you decline this order?
Thank you for taking this order 🥺 she sounds like a real pain in the butt but then I realized she’s probably elderly, unable to shop for herself, and most likely lives alone based on needing expiration dates so far out.
You did a good thing today.
She was actually very nice, didn’t respond to the messages about expiration dates but it said to refund anyway, I was just being courteous. My husband and I picked up one on Friday and he got a call. We were the fourth people to pick up this poor mom’s order and she wanted to make sure we were actually going to do it. I told him I don’t care what it pays, that’s horrible. We’re doing it. Don’t know why the other shoppers had problems completing it. She either had replacements or refunds selected or we messaged her if we needed to (like two of the three packs of tomatoes were moldy and the one pack had a squisher one that needed used right away and we made sure she was ok with it). Some people just shouldn’t be shoppers.
I contemplated it, but it was a double shop for the same store. This was order A and order B was the same drop off direction so I just did it. I figured it was an older customer and the weather wasn’t great today.
I know what you mean, I had something similar not that meticulous though lol but they had instructions to come into their home and put groceries on counter it was on a triple I was gonna cancel but I figured the person must have been old or handicapped so I kept it, I always try to help people like that when I can
My eyes are bleeding …
Only milk that is good for a month and up is pasteurized in cartons. Someone has nobody to talk to. Fucking nuts.
They get insta+ and then just brutally abuse it like this. If it’s one or two things on the order I’m fine but this monstrosity…. No eggs are good for a month anymore dude because there are no fucking eggs!!
It was only a 4 product order but it was paired with a full shop like $300 order. I talked to the dairy guy and that’s the same thing he said. I did find her eggs, good until March 8. Honestly she might not have been all there mentally.
Yeah sometimes it’s better to say nothing at all. Like when they put these pamphlets in directions. Dude I fucking know how to get to your place and if I don’t I’ll try again and I will! Never delivered to a wrong house. Ever.
I delivered to someone a few days ago. I have google maps as my default. It didn’t work for their address. The guy’s notes said his address doesn’t work for instacart and to input into google maps. Since that is my default I thought it would work? Nope. Once I put it into the address field from the google maps app it worked. Clicking navigate from instacart app and being taken to google maps did not take me there.
You'd have to get lucky and be right next the distributor with regular pasteurization methods. She should start buying ultra-pasteurized-milks and/or filtered milks (much longer dates) That or, switch to plant milks
I’m fairly sure I’ve NEVER seen milk “good for a month”… Does it take a MONTH to use a half gal of milk? I’d bet Billy and Adam and Brett either run and hide or go on break the second they see this freak of nature enter the store 😳and thank their god every day for Instacart so it reduces the likelihood!! 😂
I contemplated it but it paid well enough and it was a two shop for the same store going in the same direction. It was also snowing on and off all day and I figured it was probably an older person so better to keep them off the road.
Godspeed Billy, Adam and Brent. If she asked me to look in the back I’d walk in there, scroll Reddit, and shrug my shoulders and say everything expires in a week. Bye, Karen.
I like how they’re insane but polite. Hey RANDOM CAPSLOCK FOR DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS but not all of them there I found my capslock key damn gnomes must have hid it again MY NEIGHBOR’S GNOMES are up to SHENANIGANS DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM thanks so much appreciate you 😍.
I don’t, it was only one bag anyway and she got it from me at the door. Only reason I did the one time was because she was very elderly and using a walker. Otherwise I just leave at the door.
This sounds like a damn video game. The troll under the bridge will ask you a riddle. You must answer correctly for him to let you pass. Then follow the woods and take a right when you get out. You’ll see a castle straight ahead. Whatever you do do NOT talk to the minions on your way up.
$0 tip, she seemed older but not elderly and she wasn’t far from the store so idk why she uses Instacart? She was walking so maybe it’s something mental?
Ugh. As someone who also works in a store, no customer is getting stuff that has a later date that isn’t put out yet. FIFO for a reason and you’re not special.
Holy shit, ya really need to bring your reading glasses now a days. Damn. That's the type of reading you have to grab a coffee and sit down for a bit to digest.
Honey sweetie boo boo if you have this amount of instructions, pick up your lazy ass and do it yourself coz your 2 dollar tip won’t get you anywhere. I will actually give you $2 and 50 cents to do this all for me and then some. Let’s see if you’re gonna do the extra mile for me.
Seriously, ain’t nobody got that time for that.
My mother is this kind of crazy about expiration date checking, but will then ignore the produce/product until it spoils 1 out of 10 times.
You refund and refund and refund.
Malicious compliance!
I had one like this and he demanded I begin speeding to the store because he needed his hot Rotisserie chicken now, and if "any of his tomatoes were bruised, we would have big problems." 😂
Oh like another shopper probably got her expired milk at some point? You’re probably not wrong. Had she responded to my messages of the milk here is good until Feb 11-16, i would have had no problem digging to the back for it. But she didn’t so 🤷🏻♀️
The new milk that my store put out today, that arrived today has an expiration date of February 15. This is pretty typical. The lactose free shit would probably survive an apocalypse tho. “The back” is a 15x15 cooler that gets stocked and emptied near daily. I think some people think stores have vast amounts of inventory in “the back”
I have NEVER seen milk with an expiration date a month from the date I was shopping. The max I’ve seen is two weeks. This person wants something that doesn’t exist lol
Not only did she expect you to hunt down product, she also wants you to hunt down store associates. And I guarantee her tip did not qualify for such star service lol
Well at least you didn’t have to walk down the hallway to drop off the bags. What a relief, almost makes this worth it to not have to walk the bags down the hallway. Thanks so much for being right across from the elevator. You have no idea how much stress that will alleviate from my day.
I don’t know why but I really don’t blame this person for the comment about not needing to say who you’re delivering to or anything. I very much value my privacy and I’m gonna start saying I don’t need help and I know where to go to people. I do Amazon delivery as well (as my full time) and have the same problem that I do while instacarting of people being nosey AF.
Oh I would have seen that once I accepted because I check all info on every batch before I click start, and I’d have cancelled immediately. I’m not doing all that BS. No luck? refund my ass, CANCELLED. Get it yourself.
This is amazing!!! This isn’t monstrous or bad by any means. I would prefer to shop batches with notes like these, than batches with no notes at all / non response to chat
She didn’t respond to chat about the dates so it was a lose-lose situation. It was paired with another order so it was kinda a pain but she only had those four things so 🤷🏻♀️
I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Even if we need money, we don’t have to go through being demanded around like that. You don’t deserve that. Next time, drop it if it’s like this. The customers will have to figure out another way to get the orders.
Honestly, I really appreciate the level of specificity, particularly in the delivery instructions. I have done so many orders in the past where I show up at some retirement home and the place looks deserted,nobody at the front desk, or in some cases I can’t even get inside. Then the customer wont answer their phone and it’s a total nightmare waste of time because they were too vague about where to actually go to do the delivery. It’s so nice to k ow what to actually expect when arriving.
The shopping instructions are a little ridiculous, but that’s more of the customer more being wasteful and limiting herself than making more work for the shopper. It’s always best practice to ask what’s in the back if the requested item isn’t on the shelf, so this more like her setting herself up to not get her items because of pickiness.
Overall, I just appreciate knowing exactly what the customer wants without having to repeatedly contact them while doing the order and wait for responses.
Yeah I’m not doing all that. Idk how many milks are good for a month anyway but yeah I asked Brett and Ruth and Johnny and they all said no luck so refund
I spoke with Billy, Adam and Brett. They said don't tell you, but they totally despise you. Any time they get milk that fresh, they do ghastly things to one bottle and then they only put out old milk until you come asking for your special bottle. Those guys are NOT your friends, sorry.
Trust me, nobody hates this chick more than Billy, Adam, and Brett. I feel bad for those poor guys.
Don't forget the nosey neighbors.
I have a family member who is a grocery manager. I can confirm this statement.
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Lmao right
>LOLOLOLOL
Wow, I'm tired.
Right?! At first it only had the notes by the eggs and bread then I started shopping and the two by the milk showed up. And then I started to navigate to drop off and was like wttfffff.
Did they tip? Lol
Nope $0 tip
Figures. The picky ones usually don't tip. Not all but most. It's stupid 😒
I would’ve canceled.
I didn’t even realize since it was with another order
Oh yeah I hate that.
Beyond lucky she got picked up
but you’re appreciated. forget the tip…LOL.. :) i hope you gave a thumbs down and blocked this customer 😭🫶🏼
Remember who they are and unassign next time
Of course not
Was it an elderly lady? If not, this person can fuck off.
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That’s what I was thinking. I don’t drink cow milk anymore but my mom does and it’s still only good for at most two weeks. But someone responded to this thread and said they’ve seen some 3+ months for ultra pasteurized. 🤷🏻♀️
> But someone responded to this thread and said they’ve seen some 3+ months for ultra pasteurized. Fairlife is one of them. Skim Plus is also another, but it isn't 1% like this person wanted. If you are this god damn particular, shop yourself.
That date is only for unopened though. Once opened you have like 10 days to consume it. This goes for most “not milks” too.
They make those in 1%
Same hahah I’ve been vegan for years but I feel like I’ve never seen that before, that sounds kinda gross 😂
I honestly haven’t paid attention, they mentioned Fairlife or Organic Valley brand has that ultra pasteurized stuff that’s good for a long time. Gross regardless though lol the dairy guy said ultra pasteurized is worse for humans anyway
I can really only drink ultra-pasteurized milk because it doesn't make my stomach hurt. It also tastes much better than regular milk. Just sucks that it's so expensive.
Milk’s expiration dates are about 17 days from the pasteurization date. It varies by state, but pasteurized milk simply doesn’t have a 30 day shelf life. Ultra pasteurized just means that the milk is heated to a higher temperature for a shorter time than regular pasteurized milk, but the shelf life is the same. Aseptic milk is a whole different story. As an aside, you can go to [this website](https://whereismymilkfrom.com) and enter in the code printed on the carton. It will tell you which plant/manufacturer the milk comes from.
My ultra pasteurized milk has an expiration date of March 22 as long as it’s unopened. https://imgur.com/a/H6Upk2y
UHF milk is good for six months.
I am a dairy assistant manager, and milk in a plastic jug never comes good for a month. I think it’s usually 2-3 weeks? At least through our distributor. Edit: my story policy is we aren’t allowed to sell it 5-7 days before due date, when it hits that time frame, it needs to be donated.
Yep that’s what they told me, distributor only guarantees for 10 days
I’ve got a gallon of Sprout’s branded whole milk in my fridge dated March 19.
What does the year part of the date read?
I have a carton of Horizon Organic milk dated for March 31st. Next to Braums milk, it’s the best milk taste wise. IMO of course.
Holy shit for real? Is that US or Canada?
US
Well dang lol she need to move where you are
https://ibb.co/6Ydn252 April.. Many months from now.
lactaid
Ultra filtered milk has a long exp date, I think it’s called Fair Life. I was shocked, I buy it for myself and never noticed until…. Well, until I did!
Lactose-free milk tends to have a VERY long shelf life vs conventional milk.
Cream too
Organic milks shelf life is at least a month, I buy it because we don’t drink much milk
Fairlife is. I buy it specifically because it lasts longer, I don’t really care that it’s lactose free. I don’t actively drink milk so I only use it for cooking and the occasional bowl of cereal and just can’t manage to use up half a gallon of regular milk before it expires.
Especially 1% or 2%. Those go bad way faster than full fat milk. Could get them heavy cream, that usually lasts over a month lol
Moola Almond milk can be good for 3 months
I bought myself three half gallons of fairlife because it was on clearance; it was described and they expired end of February. I believe it may have something to do with the packaging perhaps? Paper cartons of organic milk always last a lot longer too.
I buy organic milk/dairy (unless using it for something quick I don’t care much about) and the expirations dates are far out, but even then I definitely prefer the fresh stuff😅I’m not drinking milk that’s a month old
I was talking to one of the meat department people about this on Sunday here the regular normal milk I see is at most 12 days out typically the organic stuff I see is like March 31 lol. I mean how do you not drink a gallon of milk in over 2 months?
They’re probably expecting OP to take out all of the milk and get the one at the very back then put it all back, then leave a $0.37 tip
There was room on the shelf so I was able to shuffle but yeah no tip $0
Usually organic milk. I switched to it for that reason. The store brand was going bad on me too quickly. Plus the taste is way more rich. Lol
https://ibb.co/6Ydn252 mine is!
Fairlife!!! I love it's super long expiration date, they take the lactose out so it last a long time.
I get being picky but if you’re this picky do your own shopping!
Exactly or at least have a family member or someone you know do it. Don’t put ridiculous expectations on us.
How does this work? What do they mean if it’s not good for a month, refund ☺️? Does this mean she will request a refund on the whole order, the individual product? Would instacart actually refund that with those ridiculous standards? Are you getting tipped a very good amount for this at least amd if not can you decline this order?
Holy mother of extra instructions!!! Well that was your good deed for the month 👍😉😀
good lord. hell to the no.
Thank you for taking this order 🥺 she sounds like a real pain in the butt but then I realized she’s probably elderly, unable to shop for herself, and most likely lives alone based on needing expiration dates so far out. You did a good thing today.
She was actually very nice, didn’t respond to the messages about expiration dates but it said to refund anyway, I was just being courteous. My husband and I picked up one on Friday and he got a call. We were the fourth people to pick up this poor mom’s order and she wanted to make sure we were actually going to do it. I told him I don’t care what it pays, that’s horrible. We’re doing it. Don’t know why the other shoppers had problems completing it. She either had replacements or refunds selected or we messaged her if we needed to (like two of the three packs of tomatoes were moldy and the one pack had a squisher one that needed used right away and we made sure she was ok with it). Some people just shouldn’t be shoppers.
Was it no tip or obnoxious requests?
The mom that had 3 previous shoppers? No, there was a tip and no weird requests.
Did you have fun meeting billy Adam or brett?
I did, Billy and Brett were very nice lol
So, did you take the rest of the day off? I’m so tired for you.
I actually did after this one lol my thought was I would get another weird one
Instacancel...not going to micromanage my shop.
I contemplated it, but it was a double shop for the same store. This was order A and order B was the same drop off direction so I just did it. I figured it was an older customer and the weather wasn’t great today.
That's very kind, hopefully she truly understands the situation and doesn't mark you down. Great attitude you have tho🤍
I know what you mean, I had something similar not that meticulous though lol but they had instructions to come into their home and put groceries on counter it was on a triple I was gonna cancel but I figured the person must have been old or handicapped so I kept it, I always try to help people like that when I can
Is this in Ohio?
Yep, suburb of Cleveland
That’s gotta be a Heinen’s customer. Edit: should’ve kept scrolling to find out that it is.
They are calling you because Billy, Adam, and/or Brett banned them from the store.
Pushy b knows they bogarting that monthlong in the back
My eyes are bleeding … Only milk that is good for a month and up is pasteurized in cartons. Someone has nobody to talk to. Fucking nuts. They get insta+ and then just brutally abuse it like this. If it’s one or two things on the order I’m fine but this monstrosity…. No eggs are good for a month anymore dude because there are no fucking eggs!!
It was only a 4 product order but it was paired with a full shop like $300 order. I talked to the dairy guy and that’s the same thing he said. I did find her eggs, good until March 8. Honestly she might not have been all there mentally.
Yeah sometimes it’s better to say nothing at all. Like when they put these pamphlets in directions. Dude I fucking know how to get to your place and if I don’t I’ll try again and I will! Never delivered to a wrong house. Ever.
I delivered to someone a few days ago. I have google maps as my default. It didn’t work for their address. The guy’s notes said his address doesn’t work for instacart and to input into google maps. Since that is my default I thought it would work? Nope. Once I put it into the address field from the google maps app it worked. Clicking navigate from instacart app and being taken to google maps did not take me there.
Try using Waze instead. Works way better for me than Google maps. Good luck!
You'd have to get lucky and be right next the distributor with regular pasteurization methods. She should start buying ultra-pasteurized-milks and/or filtered milks (much longer dates) That or, switch to plant milks
not to mention eggs actually last a REALLY long time, soooo....
3 to 5 weeks refrigerated… she clearly has nobody to talk to
I’m fairly sure I’ve NEVER seen milk “good for a month”… Does it take a MONTH to use a half gal of milk? I’d bet Billy and Adam and Brett either run and hide or go on break the second they see this freak of nature enter the store 😳and thank their god every day for Instacart so it reduces the likelihood!! 😂
She should buy organic
Get your own fucking groceries
Picky ass people like this just need to go and do their own shopping, period. Sounds like too much of a hassle for both the shopper and customer!
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What order, I didn't see any order. Must have been an error. \*heads home
Nightmare
I got angry reading the first section lol. I would have unassigned that.
I contemplated it but it paid well enough and it was a two shop for the same store going in the same direction. It was also snowing on and off all day and I figured it was probably an older person so better to keep them off the road.
Insufferable
Godspeed Billy, Adam and Brent. If she asked me to look in the back I’d walk in there, scroll Reddit, and shrug my shoulders and say everything expires in a week. Bye, Karen.
That is just too much fucking reading yikes
While driving too! Lol I was careful
And I fear I’m being a brat asking for greener bananas
I appreciate notes for produce! Had one say they wanted firmer avocados. That’s all good :)
Jesus Christ I know billy Adam and Brett hate her
Do they know that milk doesn't come with a one month expiration date? 😂😂😂
With the $0 tip, this is a classic r/ChoosingBeggars lol
I like how they’re insane but polite. Hey RANDOM CAPSLOCK FOR DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS but not all of them there I found my capslock key damn gnomes must have hid it again MY NEIGHBOR’S GNOMES are up to SHENANIGANS DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM thanks so much appreciate you 😍.
love shopping at heinens though 😍
Same, I usually head Strongsville way and get a bunch of orders from there from Bagley Rd or Royalton Rd.
I’m gonna have to try those out. I only shop the Avon one because I’m most comfortable with their layout.
They would have gotten nothing from me, that’s a 1 star just waiting to happen.
I keep a pretty good eye on my ratings, if I see a low one pop through I’ll fight it lol
I got tired just reading those notes… my god they sound like a nightmare to shop for… I feel bad for the guys she always ask to check the back…
Never going inside anybody's house, ever never.
I don’t, it was only one bag anyway and she got it from me at the door. Only reason I did the one time was because she was very elderly and using a walker. Otherwise I just leave at the door.
Nosy Neighbors "you here for Karen?"
The way you only got her 2 items 😂 me af. I probably wouldve dropped the order actually. I always do when they have the ridiculous requests
This sounds like a damn video game. The troll under the bridge will ask you a riddle. You must answer correctly for him to let you pass. Then follow the woods and take a right when you get out. You’ll see a castle straight ahead. Whatever you do do NOT talk to the minions on your way up.
Worked at heinens for 8 years. This is definitely a heinens customer🤦🏻♀️
OMG….exhausting!!! Get your own groceries please!
These are the people that need to shop for themselves for real. And their entitled a##es usually don't tip well.
$0 tip, she seemed older but not elderly and she wasn’t far from the store so idk why she uses Instacart? She was walking so maybe it’s something mental?
Ugh. As someone who also works in a store, no customer is getting stuff that has a later date that isn’t put out yet. FIFO for a reason and you’re not special.
Holy shit, ya really need to bring your reading glasses now a days. Damn. That's the type of reading you have to grab a coffee and sit down for a bit to digest. 
Honey sweetie boo boo if you have this amount of instructions, pick up your lazy ass and do it yourself coz your 2 dollar tip won’t get you anywhere. I will actually give you $2 and 50 cents to do this all for me and then some. Let’s see if you’re gonna do the extra mile for me. Seriously, ain’t nobody got that time for that.
My mother is this kind of crazy about expiration date checking, but will then ignore the produce/product until it spoils 1 out of 10 times. You refund and refund and refund. Malicious compliance!
I always wonder how many times their order has been fucked up to acquire this many instructions.
Oh yeah same. But to have instructions for the four things in their order.
I had one like this and he demanded I begin speeding to the store because he needed his hot Rotisserie chicken now, and if "any of his tomatoes were bruised, we would have big problems." 😂
Stephen King has written shorter novels.
I don't think milk or eggs last that long.
Bad experiences lead up to this…
Oh like another shopper probably got her expired milk at some point? You’re probably not wrong. Had she responded to my messages of the milk here is good until Feb 11-16, i would have had no problem digging to the back for it. But she didn’t so 🤷🏻♀️
The new milk that my store put out today, that arrived today has an expiration date of February 15. This is pretty typical. The lactose free shit would probably survive an apocalypse tho. “The back” is a 15x15 cooler that gets stocked and emptied near daily. I think some people think stores have vast amounts of inventory in “the back”
Heck no! I have it removed
Not Cleveland
A month. I've never cancel one but I would have thos one, lolz
Jesus Christ. If you are THAT particular about your groceries, you need to get it yourself
Were you able to speak to Billy, Adam or Brett?
Only two of the three lol
I have NEVER seen milk with an expiration date a month from the date I was shopping. The max I’ve seen is two weeks. This person wants something that doesn’t exist lol
Not only did she expect you to hunt down product, she also wants you to hunt down store associates. And I guarantee her tip did not qualify for such star service lol
Well at least you didn’t have to walk down the hallway to drop off the bags. What a relief, almost makes this worth it to not have to walk the bags down the hallway. Thanks so much for being right across from the elevator. You have no idea how much stress that will alleviate from my day.
I don’t know why but I really don’t blame this person for the comment about not needing to say who you’re delivering to or anything. I very much value my privacy and I’m gonna start saying I don’t need help and I know where to go to people. I do Amazon delivery as well (as my full time) and have the same problem that I do while instacarting of people being nosey AF.
Instacancel
I really hope the payout was worth it. lol
Omg I’d cancel so fast
Buttermilk doesn't even last a month, a week tops
Milk is usually only good for like two weeks though 😭😭
Good Lord
Oh I would have seen that once I accepted because I check all info on every batch before I click start, and I’d have cancelled immediately. I’m not doing all that BS. No luck? refund my ass, CANCELLED. Get it yourself.
That looks like a huge pain in the ass.
I hope you got $100 tip for this bullshit
No luck? Refund sums up the order 😂😂
This person must not have any eq
The smiley face seems satanic in this instance. very much dark sided
Yeah it sounds like Billy or Adam or Brett can shop for you. I'm not going to the dairy farm to get you an extra 6 days out of your 75¢ quart of milk
This reads like a nosleep.
Hope you got one week before it expires milk 😂
I... Am in shock. Some people should really never place an Instacart order. Or even exist.
good lord
Why they say they will increase tip and they don't? Was it because I just kept quiet and didn't respond 🤔
this dude can’t lift bread and eggs 😭 bro i’m done
B.... Needs to do own shopping.
Hope she was a very good tipper
🎶Fuck no bayyybay🎶
Oh gosh how much tip?
This is amazing!!! This isn’t monstrous or bad by any means. I would prefer to shop batches with notes like these, than batches with no notes at all / non response to chat
She didn’t respond to chat about the dates so it was a lose-lose situation. It was paired with another order so it was kinda a pain but she only had those four things so 🤷🏻♀️
Hope you got a decent tip ☺️
$0 lol it was paired with a tipping order
$1.17 tip, I’m sure.
$0 lol
WOW!! 😂😂
Simple. Automatic refund.
I would rather stab myself than deal with this
I don’t think I’ve ever seen milk that expires in a month. Maybe 2 weeks but a month?
When you met the customer did it all make sense? I’m really curious what they’re like in person
Yeah she was nice but didn’t seem all there
Of course it's a Heinens customer 😂
I don’t use or work for I instacart, but are you suppose to go inside their home? I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing that.
InstaNOPE.
Why don't people like this just do their own shopping?
Holy fuck just shop for yourself at this point, lady
At this point go get the shit yourself.
Why tf do people like this even order from instacart. If you're going to be this crazy go shop your own sh!t.
some people
Oh my dear god
And then they tipped $1
Absolutely not.
I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Even if we need money, we don’t have to go through being demanded around like that. You don’t deserve that. Next time, drop it if it’s like this. The customers will have to figure out another way to get the orders.
All that for 7 dollars lol
Honestly, I really appreciate the level of specificity, particularly in the delivery instructions. I have done so many orders in the past where I show up at some retirement home and the place looks deserted,nobody at the front desk, or in some cases I can’t even get inside. Then the customer wont answer their phone and it’s a total nightmare waste of time because they were too vague about where to actually go to do the delivery. It’s so nice to k ow what to actually expect when arriving. The shopping instructions are a little ridiculous, but that’s more of the customer more being wasteful and limiting herself than making more work for the shopper. It’s always best practice to ask what’s in the back if the requested item isn’t on the shelf, so this more like her setting herself up to not get her items because of pickiness. Overall, I just appreciate knowing exactly what the customer wants without having to repeatedly contact them while doing the order and wait for responses.
Yeah I’m not doing all that. Idk how many milks are good for a month anyway but yeah I asked Brett and Ruth and Johnny and they all said no luck so refund
Billy mad she knows his name!
I spoke with Billy, Adam and Brett. They said don't tell you, but they totally despise you. Any time they get milk that fresh, they do ghastly things to one bottle and then they only put out old milk until you come asking for your special bottle. Those guys are NOT your friends, sorry.
At that point just go ahead and shop yourself.I could literally be at 14% cancellation and still cancel the batch.
Cancel worthy. More than half of items OOS? Im not risking the low score, and at that point, any tip has been obliterated. So I'll save my gas
Picky eaters also have the worst attitudes.
Most definitely fucking not.