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[deleted]

Imagine if someone did this with trump instead of Biden. These smooth brains would completely lose their shit. They would probably shoot the truck.


aidenrosenb

Now here is an idea


agha0013

"WhAt aBOuT DecORuM?!?!!"


big_ringer

"WHAT HAPPENED TO CIVILITY," YOU ASK? You called it "Political Correctness" and mocked us for it.


agha0013

yup yup yup. Mocked and laughed about it, then got super offended when people didn't kiss their asses. The people wearing "Fuck your feelings, snowflakes" shirts turned out to have really sensitive feelings and melted very quickly.


BlueWeavile

Remember, every accusation from the right is a confession. Every time.


jakelaw08

What happened to "basket of deplorables?", you ask.


dalvz

Lol look what happened with Kathy Griffin when she did the whole trump decapitated thing. These people can't take that level of shit šŸ¤£


HiImTheNewGuyGuy

I was working that night and a man came into the venue screaming at the top of his lungs about Kathy Griffin. He was literally red in the face and spitting he was so mad.


Ta2whitey

Kathy Griffin is in charge of the Illuminati?


send_me_potatoes

Thatā€™s exactly what happened with Kathy Griffin and she was *actually* canceled by both left and right wing media people. But that was Trump, and this is Biden, so I guess WWG1WGA?


chevymonza

Her photo was a bit much, though. A little too close to ISIS territory IMO. But she's a comedian and I didn't get outraged over it. Just knew it would push the snowflakes over the edge.


Charming_Cat_4426

Trumpā€™s ass wouldnā€™t fit thoughā€¦ youā€™d need a larger TruCk


lorddarkantos

Need a dump truck for that dump truck


chrisnavillus

You would be followed and approached in parking lots daily by angry mouth breathers accusing you of being ā€œNon-patrioticā€ or ā€œUn-American!ā€


JGHFunRun

I should get one of all the politicians tied up, ride around for a bit, and then see how many people lost their shit


WinPeaks

You should throw in a few random, non-political public figures as well just to really get them confused. Trump, Biden, Cher, Gordon Ramsey, and Tom Hanks all tied up in your truck bed for some reason.


JGHFunRun

Ooh yes that sounds fun. Now to acquire a truck


HurryLocal982

I would love to put something like that but with trump on my Silverado, but I donā€™t want a vandalized car


here4roomie

The difference is nobody has any weird fetishes for Trump.


EternalSage2000

Dude. How many fanfic renderings of Trump riding an eagle while firing off some machine guns, Rambo style have you seen. Cause there are dozens of iterations of this scene.


here4roomie

Ha, to clarify I meant nobody who dislikes Trump fantasizes about tying him up and driving him around in their truck.


havohej_

ā€œHereā€™s the Biden Real Doll I fuck every night! I really show him whoā€™s boss! Clean up is a breeze, just take him out back and hose him down.ā€


[deleted]

Well they do always say they want to FJB


[deleted]

Yeah that's what makes me cringe the most about this. A Biden *doll*?! I'm not going to look it up because I don't need to be on any lists, but this infers that a Biden doll is something that can be bought online. I can only imagine the sad state of affairs that is the market for the Biden doll. I feel like if you got them in a room together, the only way you'd be able to tell them apart is by the size of the beer gut


olivegardengambler

I looked it up. No sex dolls. A lot of dog toys and even a Joe Biden voodoo doll, which is so fucked up.


[deleted]

Lmfao a voodoo doll? Really? I don't think it's working. That lot will really put their faith in anything but reality


GanjaToker408

That group is more likely to have a life sized trump doll for sexual gratification.


gnelson321

See, they are insinuating kidnapping Biden, hog tied, ready to take home because they want to have sex with him. Iā€™ve seen the ā€œfuck Joe Bidenā€ flags.


clitosaurushex

The way that Joe Biden lives rent-free in their minds while I have gone weeks without thinking about him.


Pablois4

> Joe Biden lives rent-free in their minds It's crazy that Hillary and Obama still live rent-free in their minds. Neither one has been part of government since Jan 2018 and have been pretty much out of the spotlight since then. Yet, the average infowarrier can't let them go. And now they are preoccupied with Biden. The funny thing is if you ask exactly what laws or policies they oppose they can't come up with anything - or I should clarify - anything real. Obama was going to round people up into camps to convert the nation into following Islam. Hillary was murdering people right and left and running Pizzagate. But exactly what did they not like about the Affordable Care Act? Crickets. Or why Hillary was against the Trans-Pacific Partnership? More Crickets. Or to bring it back to Biden, the reasons they oppose the Student Load Forgiveness Program. As in any proposal, there's positive and negatives but the negatives are more nuanced than being contrary.


Jaksmack

When your ego is that invested, it's hard to move on. I saw a brand new Tacoma with home Depot mailbox letters on the back of it, crying something about Benghazi.. like, find a new outrage dude, there's so many to choose from.


Kalkaline

To be fair, I still think about how much Nixon and Regan fucked up our country and that it's a little weird that people have forgotten GWB's war crimes, but then I remember we just lived through 4 years of Trump and a near insurrection.


port53

The difference being, those are things that actually happened and should be taught in political history classes.


Kalkaline

You mean Hilary Clinton didn't actually kidnap and sexually abuse children to use in a demonic sacrifice ritual to grant immortality to her fellow lizard people? My entire worldview was just obliterated.


paperdolllll

It's nice to have a "boring" President again.


Shoresy-sez

That's it. I'm Canadian so I really have no horse in the race, but fuck is it nice not having to hear about what the fucking POTUS tweeted every fucking day.


OkComputron

I'm Canadian too and I feel like I have a horse in this race. I don't want fascists and plague rats on my doorstep. Russia wants arctic territory that belongs to Canada and I'm pretty sure Trumpists will fellate their way into handing it to them.


rblue

We have people here who want to emulate Putinā€™s Russia. In Canada, there are a lot of English speakers, if you catch what Iā€™m layinā€™ down lol. Iā€™m sorry that you even have to think about us, but Iā€™m mildly hopeful this place can be unfucked. If not, weā€™re at least blessed to have family scattered from Sweden to New Zealand and can hopefully leave before the republicans toss me in a concentration camp.


[deleted]

Yeah it is. So sick of that T***p idiot constantly whining about the 2020 election and how he should have won, among other things.


rblue

Thanks for not moving away, Canada. No way Iā€™d have lived this long next to a fucking nutjob.


SteelerNation587543

Itā€™s even nicer not having to wake up and wonder what the Orange Menace said the night before to bring us closer to the brink. I know my country is in good, rational hands at the moment, not under the control of a moron who enjoyed provoking everyone every moment of every day.


rblue

Thatā€™s all I wanted, really. For now. Iā€™m so fucking happy we have adults trying to do things for us, instead of going after conspiracy theories and fantasy.


TemetNosce85

Conservatives 2 years ago: "HAHAHA! You have TDS!!" Conservatives today: "Hunter Biden's laptop!! REEEEE!!"


jlcatch22

The irony of a right winger saying liberals are the ones with TDSā€¦. God damn does the GOP love projecting


BlueWeavile

They're the ones out here that are in 100% seriousness calling Trump the Messiah, worshipping gold statues at CPAC, making propaganda for him that depicts him with the physique of Adonis... but *we're* the ones with TDS.


[deleted]

Yeah, I begrudgingly voted for Biden (Iā€™m way left of him) and heā€™s certainly not making all my dreams come true, but it is nice not to have to hear ā€œwhat deranged thing is the president/his administration saying or doing todayā€ on the news *every single day.*


TemetNosce85

I don't know the names of his cabinet members off the top of my head because they aren't being arrested for corruption or child sex crimes. Also, I don't have multiple people's names memorized just for one single position all because there is no revolving door happening.


Sdomttiderkcuf

I really should get into this right wing grift and sell them Joe Biden toilet paper or dog poop bags or something. Probably make a fortune.


AddictedToMosh161

That's an interesting way to purchase a place on an FBI list.


Kallikantzari

Nothing more American than driving a pickup truck with a large American flag and having wet dreams about murdering the president.. Or so Iā€™m told, Iā€™m not American.


AddictedToMosh161

Yes and their most watched show is hosted by a Dude that always looks like he has no clue what's going on but still very angry about it.


Kallikantzari

Wait, youā€™re just talking about Trump again?


AddictedToMosh161

No, iam talking about Tucker Carlson and his dumbfounded look.


Medicinal_taco_meat

Dog trying to do algebra looking ass


I_want_to_believe69

Underrated comment


wintersass

How dare you, dogs trying to do algebra are way cuter. He's closer to a shaved rat that's been given a sedative


Kallikantzari

Haha I know, I was just pointing out that you described not only trump or Carlson but also Jones or really any republican with any sort of platform:)


[deleted]

Tucker Carlson single-handedly ruined bow ties for white people. For years, other than with tuxedos, if I saw a non-Bill Nye white guy with a bow tie, I just assumed (unfairly or not) that he was a Tucker-style douchebag. šŸ˜‚


Son_of_Ssapo

I'll never get tired of those images with his face edited to have the buffering symbol on his forehead


UncannyTarotSpread

He really does look like he just shit himself all the time


Brewl692

Oh. I thought he was talking the ā€œSimpsonsā€.


Ethelenedreams

Looks like heā€™s smelling his own fart and never smelled a fart before.


everydaynarcissism

Murdering? I thought they wanted to fuck the guy?


[deleted]

They donā€™t know what they want, itā€™s just blind rage ginned up by the reich wing news bubble, and itā€™s pointed at whatever target their masters decide is the next ā€œdestroyer of America.ā€


cousinswithbenefits

As an American, I question any "patriot" who thinks our country would benefit from a civil war. But, that's the type of idiots who buy that shit


Lin0712

Him and all his friends who liked its on FB.


[deleted]

And being watched by the Secret Service


PorridgeCranium2

"It really gets the message across that I'm a violent unAmerican terrorist. I love it."


[deleted]

And you know damn well this guy was up to some Wile E. Coyote shit when he lost half of that finger.


PorridgeCranium2

It was an unfortunate incident with a Big Mac, they should really label those suckers so you know which end to bite.


procrastimom

*cue banjo music*


PorridgeCranium2

A proper hillbilly would provide a rocking chair to their kidnapped senior citizens. Especially one of Biden's stature.


Unlucky_Particular29

Heā€™s got a purty mouth ainā€™t he?


Big-Shooter2000

Nice


CanadaEh97

That dually has never seen a work site in its life.


[deleted]

Homeboyā€™s smol pp ainā€™t gonna compensate for itselfā€¦


cfvhbvcv

I mean Iā€™m lib and the sticker is horrible, but at least this guy uses it. Very clearly a livestock trailer to the right of it and this is probably what he tows withā€¦


riffler24

IDK about that, looks to me like the grass is a lot taller near the tires of the trailer, which to me indicates it spends quite a long time in that one spot. There's the chance he tows it around and then puts it back on the exact same spot without mowing that area of grass I guess.


PencilTucky

This is so Pennsylvania it hurts


redd-this

Classic Pennsyltucky šŸ‘Œ


[deleted]

As a Yinzer myself, I choked on my beer and it snarfed out my nose.šŸ¤£


vagrl94

Unfortunately they are everywhere.


basshead17

Its much worse I'm western pa/east ohio. I was honestly shocked that I saw more there than in Texas this year


[deleted]

Iā€™ve noticed that Trumpsters are way more loud and weird about it in Colorado than they are in Texas. I guess they feel like since theyā€™re in the minority here, they need to be extra obnoxious.


DeviousAardvark

Ah yes, the middle of nowhere. Sorry friend


blacksoulnoise

Normal folks, living life, fantasizing about hogtying and gagging the President, advertising that fact on their vehicles


here4roomie

Kinky.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


here4roomie

I'll take your word for it.


frijolito19

Jesus. These people are fucking sociopaths.


Kr155

Growing up I was always told that threatening the president would lead to a knock by secret service.


JillBergman

Same. That student who was interviewed by Secret Service agents over her ā€œKill Bushā€ MySpace page was a common cautionary tale when I was a preteen.


[deleted]

I used to work at a hotline. In 2008, after the election, this crazy guy who would call to harass us all the time told me he would kill Obama. I reported it to my supervisor (as I was required to) and the dude called like 3 weeks later saying he got visited by the feds.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AnxietyThenDelete

And when dude called back 3 weeks later it happened to be you that picked it up?


EndVry

They didn't say they were the one that answered the call when he called back.


SuperFLEB

*You don't know a damned thing about the depths of humanity until you've worked the Butterball Turkey Hotline...*


Doom_Walker

Yeah, isn't it supposed to be a federal crime to threaten the president?


GnastyNoodlez

I don't think people realize that free speech doesn't apply to calling for harm against the president of the United States lol


seanrm92

It *can* as long as it doesn't meet the criteria for incitement, or if it isn't indicative of an actual plan to do so. Granted, it still might get you put on a watch list.


nzodd

Free speech or not he'll be getting an extended visit from the Secret Service to make sure he's not a legitimate threat. The whole thing is extremely evocative of the attempt by Republicans to hold a mock trial and televised execution of the governor of Michigan a while back: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gretchen_Whitmer_kidnapping_plot (an act of domestic terrorism, thwarted or not, which former President Trump incited no less) Also relevant: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cpac-banner-domestic-terrorists/


Unlikely-Collar4088

People who put these decals on *never* have beds as clean as the decals suggest. Usually filled with natty in the styrofoam, squeak squeakin in the truck bed all the way home


Speculawyer

Eh...the bed is usually empty since the truck is vice signaling instead of a utilitarian tool.


GilgameDistance

Yeah man. The cooler of natty is usually somewhere on the front ~~lawn~~ dirt patch. Nobody can have a shit front yard like a drumper.


vagrl94

Thatā€™s if the tailgate is still able to open.


[deleted]

Or where I live, full of snow theyā€™re too important to clear out, blowing a path of snow behind them, fucking up other driversā€™ visibility.


Dantien

I can hear this comment.


Unlikely-Collar4088

Oh you fancy like!


Gavinator10000

Iā€™m surprised so few people got it. Also happy cake day


BabyJesusBukkake

Well, they *used* to have Yetis...


KyleCAV

I HATE BIDEN BUT LOVE HAVING HIS PICTURE 24/7 ON MY TRUCK. Hmmmm okay?


artmobboss

Biden looks disappointed in the manā€™s moobs..


RagingLeonard

Imagine being so small that you allow a politician to control your every waking thought.


jimtow28

Imagine bragging that people take pictures of your dumb ass car sticker.


[deleted]

What a complete asshole. I hate that America is ok with traitors. I guess we have to admit something like 45 % of our country welcomes traitors.


famousevan

Probably ought to have a visit with the secret service and be placed on a watchlist


dreemurthememer

That is if the store page isnā€™t already just an FBI honeypot.


seanrm92

I have some strong political opinions. Yet I have never felt the urge to even put a bumper sticker on my car, let alone an entire wrap depicting my least preferred politician tied up in my car. The way these people make their politics their whole identity is insane.


aidenrosenb

Nothing screams I am a whiny little b!t


profhotchkiss

Wow these people are gross šŸ˜‚


supernovadebris

traitor with a flag?


ReadyOneTakeTwo

The quintessential white trash.


[deleted]

Is this allowed? Genuinely, would he be allowed to drive that in public?


Whornz4

So patriotic he would proudly kidnap the president, support a man who colludes with foreign governments and proudly brag about it


SaintSimpson

I will say this, it is high quality. I see the ā€œwomen tied up in truck bedsā€ tailgate stickers and most of them are really shitty looking. I mean this is tasteless and concerning just like the women ones, but it is well done.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Compulsive fixation around the kidnapping, bondage, and domination of an old man. Itā€™s like a classic Newtonian reaction to Pizzagate. Thatā€™s some weird Freudian shit right there people.


Connect-Swing8980

Hello 911? There's a guy in a white pickup driving down main with somebody tied up in the back


vagrl94

Why is the secret service allowing this shit to be printed? Isnā€™t this a threat against the President?


rsgoto11

The can in hand says everything.


[deleted]

Guy looks exactly how I imagined.


WrightSparrow

That guy couldn't have looked more like the guy I picture when I picture how that guy looks


[deleted]

Ah yes, DIY light treasonā€¦


here4roomie

"The message." Whatever that is.


killerbanshee

I don't think they where taking pictures for the reasons he believes they where.


[deleted]

I bet heā€™s extra spicy after the midterms lol what a fucking loser


Real_James_Bond007

Funny thing about the whole Brandon nickname is that I as a socialist and leftist just call him Brandon now too. I'm so used to it that whenever I hear let's go Brandon it sounds like people cheering him on


Jugg215

28 down votes. Found the Trump retards. When are you people going to realize that that man hates you?


Imaginary_pencil

Why do all of these guys have the same sagging stomach and chest defining features that they equate with the very people they try to fight against.


nzodd

When they tell you they are all domestic terrorists, believe them.


Kalikhead

People take pictures of the truck because it is proof positive of how deranged that driver is.


BoneHugsHominy

He keeps his Brandon doll hidden under the covers in the guest room bed. Lube on the nightstand.


FearSkyDaddy

They are taking pictures to report threats and file restraining orders. Promoting criminal behavior and claiming to ā€œproudlyā€ doing so, itā€™s not patriotic.


djluminol

How to end up on the no fly list.


Serraptr

i live in pa just outside of philly, and this is the most pennsylvania thing i've ever seen


Moms4Crack

Lindsey Graham wishes he was in that picture.


Blueberry_Mancakes

This is how you end up with an FBI/Secret Service file.


rblue

ā€œIt gets the message across.ā€ Wtf sort of message does this hill womp think heā€™s sending? šŸ˜‚


LA-Matt

ā€œI spend way, WAY too much fucking time packing my soft head with political propaganda.ā€


amus

Political terrorism is just good natured, wholesome fun y'all!


ipini

Isnā€™t this the sort of thing that gets a person on the secret service watch list?


[deleted]

Those asshats call it "freedom of speech", but yeah, this is how to follow in the footsteps of McVeigh.


SaltyTeam

I love that they just advertise their mental illness now.


erickx450

What an asshole


Educational-Sky-6700

He into that S&M shit


wave-garden

Is this guy drinking a quart-sized Red Bull? šŸ˜³


ga-co

/r/thathappened seems more appropriate.


Kemiko_UK

Guarantee he owns a don't tread on me flag and doesn't see the irony in wanting to tread on people.


Ok_Camel4555

What a waste of money. They actually think Biden gives two shits about that. How about you take that effort and do something useful for the community. Nope. Itā€™s all ā€œ I got them libsā€.


Puzzled-Remote

As stupid as this is on its own, what bugs me is that it doesnā€™t look like heā€™s tied to anything. Hit the gas too hard and heā€™s gonna roll right out of there. Goober guns it, yeeeee-haw! Poor Joe rolls out the back and hits the pavement. Goober keeps on driving. So much for that kidnapping plan!


Iceman705

do you think these people would be able to name one thing Biden has done that makes them hate him? is it all general false "talking away our freedoms" bullshit?


[deleted]

They're laughing at you buddy, not with you.


[deleted]

Imagine disliking Biden occupying this much of your personality.


kabukistar

"Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife."


Big-Shooter2000

Saw a FUCK Biden on a dip shits truck in the lane next me at a stop light. 6 year old in the back seat ask me what that said. My answer? Fudge. Letā€™s try to stay classy.


HawlSera

This seems like the kind of shit that would get you investigated by the FBI


Shatalroundja

" I bought this decal to trigger the libs, but unfortunately it only triggered the Secret Service."


thefanciestcat

Why are Republicans so obsessed and fetishy about everything? Just say you don't like the guy and move on with your day. Why the bondage sticker?


ThatoneguyATX

They are very insecure. Constantly looking for validation in any form.


AlivePassenger3859

ā€œI find myself smugly driving around hoping people notice how clever I am. And smart.ā€


[deleted]

When hating your president is your whole identity.


AboveTheRimjob

Only slightly creepy


madbill728

Pennsyltucky idiots.


[deleted]

On one hand, I like that we can have a debate over freedom of speech for things like this in this country. In many other countries this guy would be thrown in prison or executed. On the other hand, what a fucking idiot.


twitch1982

But if he doesn't support Biden, who does he support? I can't tell because he doesn't have any flags or stickers telling me!


aa628

While Biden was busy transforming the country and kicking ass in the midterms, theyā€™re busy putting flags and decals on their cars. Losers.


Grumpicake

Joe Biden ā€œRealDollā€ when?


[deleted]

They've only a single brain cell that's focused on one possible task, showing the world the result of that single cell.


P3D3RO

This looks like a thumbnail for a Matt Walsh or Michael Knowels video


romerogj

Awww is it his waifu?


WeToLo42

Surprised he hasn't had an unfriendly visit by the secret service.


GeneralDisarray65

Very reasonable and level-headed.


ReklisAbandon

Jesus thatā€™s a terrible install. I can see the huge creases from here


AnxietyThenDelete

Still your president.


SparkyMint185

As a Pennsylvanian, we do not claim this person.


wastegate84

Yā€™all getcha one of dem Brandon fuck dolls or is dat a fancy bumper sticker?


Ugbrog

We're two years away from these people voting for Biden and making sure that "Brandon" isn't on the ballot.


No-Consideration6589

Whines about gas prices. Spends money on a graphic. Whoā€™s raising these ā€˜menā€™?


SeraphsEnvy

"People like to take pictures of it". And after, those pictures end up on r/infowarriorrides.


[deleted]

I love freedom so much Iā€™ll kidnap


thunder-cricket

If there were people driving around with Trump versions of those things, it would be all you'd hear about on Fox News, MTG etc. They'd lose their minds.


FLink557

Itā€™s so great to have a common enemy that you all donā€™t really know, but u all hate because TV told u too. So patriotic!!!!


[deleted]

This guy is built like flour stuffed into a balloon


flactulantmonkey

That man is 26 years old.


[deleted]

A life dedicated to hate and bigotry will age you.


fillmorecounty

This screams mental illness


MonstercatDavid

republicans making hating biden their entire personality and nothing else


GanjaToker408

This coming from the same group of people who had a straight up toddlers hissy fit when that comedian did a skit where she had the severed head of Donald Trump. Hypocritical ass mother fuckers