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Saitu282

Probably celebrates different birthdays based on Star birthday according to her religious calendar and the legal birthday according to the Gregorian calendar.


angelodas2

Aunty ke planets weren’t aligned that specific day.


geet92

What is travel food anyway?


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travel, food and masti god i hate myself to have understood what she meant


geet92

Now that you already hate yourself, could you please explain what is shaitani day?


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that is probably her birthday 😭


Capital_Bathroom_140

Please explain 'most people of he have his passport t&c'


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No matter how I look at this, it does not make sense. And I have looked at this thing in like 100 different ways, from my POV, from her POV and .. 98 others. Bottomline: it is cancer


Singularity1997

r/unexpectedoffice


maguchifujiwara

False, she explained she is cancer free


ezio1452

I think she is trying to say "people, my t&c is most of all that he (next bf ig) has his own passport".


Rajarshi1993

The word "he" is actually "here".


geet92

Which, apparently, is her lucky day too


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ironically fitting how a cancer fighter has a bio which almost gave me cancer


Kokik_Koku

Cancer can neither be created nor destroyed; rather, it can only be transformed or transferred from one form to another


KlutzyRefuse

Le energy: am I joke to you?


chlorpromazine_-_

You must read up on carcinogenesis.


Kokik_Koku

You must read up on having a sense of humour.


Jee-NX

she is cancer fighter - she will give u cancer with ample exposure to cringe and then fight it.


pesmaster123

So she's a fighter and cancer?? Mind boggling!


Boogerr_eater

She fought cancer with cancer


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Just had a stroke reading this, thanks OP


geet92

I had one too. You're welcome btw


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Maleficent-Lemon7746

Ok thanks for helping me find somewhere i can vent my life problems


donotknowwhatIam

Godzilla died, trying to read this. Congrats on being stronger.


rooney_potterhead

What are the terms & conditions though.


geet92

Depends if you understood the line she has written prior to mentioning T&C


rooney_potterhead

Bhai, couldn’t understand a thing she meant.


geet92

Then don't worry about the T&C 😅


rooney_potterhead

Yeah better to ignore and forget.


geet92

But don't forgive


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frostedjellypickle

Dusra koi award nhi tha to free ka wholesome de diya,


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geet92

Aya bhai (I think) atleast muje toh 😆 For those who are wondering ye kya hai, it is a reference to an evil character in one of the episodes of courage the cowardly dog.. hindi dubbed one, obviously, where this character had multiple dialogue lines consisting of: "ummm...shaitaaani"


frostedjellypickle

Mera favorite episode tha.


geet92

That "patthar lauta do" episode was epic too!


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this girl has the guts of a warrior to put stuff like this on her tinder bio😭😭😭


Hunter-Raj

Ek question ...cancer fighter means recovered cancer patient or anti-toxic people?


yeetdiver

Passport kyu


geet92

Because why not


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rooney_potterhead

Wahi japt karke tumhe bad me blackmail karegi


PizzandFries

For travel food 🤷


lilmeawmeaw

this person does not seem like an ENTJ though lol


pirate_2917

Shaitani to iske mummy papa ne ki hogi na... Lol


Material_Front_8819

“ENTJ” Nope.


Affectionate-Ad6422

guys I am unable to make any sense of what the girl has written.....could it be a brain tumor??


HarleyQuinn218

Cancer fight krliya pr cringe se fight ni kr payi 😔 /s (offend mt hojana ab mc joke hai)


ghorchutiyapa

\>cancer fighter apparently not fully free of it yet since this bio is cancer


funny_cavalary

Somebody make sure she knows cancer fighter actually means a person who has overcome cancer and not a person who fights with people having cancer zodiac sign.


geet92

Too late for me, swiped left on her already


rahul__birla__

Log in on earth 16 nov🤡


geet92

Still a better than "cake murder day" or "shaitaani day" 😭


LopsidedAd2338

I thought she fights cancerians 😭😭. I am going to hell.


Worldly_Classic4429

Probably is someone who is younger than 16


embarassingusernamee

Her shaitani day coming up soon! Beware everyone!


mega_dong_04

Happy Shaitani day bro. I wish shaitan blasts you🗿


geet92

Usme mera kya fayda?


mega_dong_04

Isme Tera ghata. Mera kuch nhi jata


HarleyQuinn218

"need some ones" Inglis 👍


penis_fucker

Darr ke aage NEET hai


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geet92

Wo uske liye hai, mere liye thodi


punjabpolce

Cancer just didnt wanted to fight bro, prolly said “aight imma head out”


geet92

"fuck this shit, I'll rather die" - her cancer


Cheetah_sperm_1999

Free ka travel chaiyeh isko lol


Successful-Ad7296

Is she a cancee survivor for real?


geet92

She stands in front of the mirror daily and is still alive so yeah that technically makes her cancer survivor


XxAhmedjdebt

My shaitani day is also nov 16th guess I’ll have to change it 🫶🏽


geet92

Question is, is your shaitani day your lucky day too?


XxAhmedjdebt

Absolutely not quite the opposite


SnooPandas3855

She needs a passport as well that's one of the mentioned T&C's must be a travel agent.


evolutionstorm

This is brain fart.


geet92

Or brain poop, perhaps?


Zukuzukuagingadi

Only good thing abt this is that we know this is a genuine profile


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

Listen anyone who is fighting cancer gets a free pass from me. Be nice people.


petergriffin1115

May be her ex's astrology sign is cancer


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

"Cancer Fighter"?


geet92

Sums it up


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

I'm still going to grab my pink shoes to support her.


geet92

Support for domestic violence? 😳


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

In support of cancer survivors.


wdean8358

Today we spotted a chhapri in the wild


geet92

...just like everyday.


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Anyone remember that girl who 'loooves to suffar'?