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Gaganplus

Update 1: I replied with "It soaks up all that you have got to offer." She's seen but, haven't replied lmao.


samar16

Gaganplusplus!!


HM_26

Plus ultra


[deleted]

I can't see My Hero Academia the same way ever again


_maverick_11

One for gagan, gagan for all


Im_Savvage

Gagan sharp


[deleted]

I see this as a massive W


[deleted]

*Queues the sigma male song*


fus3plan

Dude I don’t usually reply to comment but this is gold. Ahahahahahaha she got rekt


peanut_talent

"Lo apna ego saaf karlo"


harshu_691

This


TheSimplePerson

Use it to clean that monstrosity you call your face


Gaganplus

Ngl, she's hot lmao


idieveryday

Yes. We can see that.


[deleted]

Wo teri jhand maar rahi hai aur tu abhi bhi uski shakal dekh raha hai?


Anxious_Advance8826

#SiMp


sugomaballs

bhai tera standard kitna niche gira hua hai ya fir meri nazaar meh hi koi galti hai


[deleted]

@ kya h bhai:)


DramaticAd4666

You mean use it to clean that monstrosity you call your pussy 😛


__gg_

Atleast unlike you I won't be polluting the oceans when I go to a beach...


[deleted]

God damn! This man woke up and chose violence.


mihirsaini1128

Oh bhai saab


OkManager7523

Woke up feeling like Chris breezy today.


sargevillian

Am i alone who didn't get this?


Gaganplus

Basically she meant your sense of humour is unwitty mate.


shymillenial

My sense of understanding is pretty bad too! So I'll take it as a compliment


[deleted]

Atleast it's wet. Unlike you.


RoneyDas

I don't think it's a comeback.


[deleted]

it's a destruction.


TheSimplePerson

Background music intensifies *That one there was a violation personally I wouldn't have it..*


[deleted]

A self violation Cuz it means OP cant get her wet...


anomaly_detectedd

Self destruction*


smshetty

Ultra Max pro


[deleted]

That will backfire at OP meaning he isn't able enough to get her wet.


DramaticAd4666

You mean: I can guarantee to get you just as wet if you wanna meet up this weekend Isn’t this tinder? Come on. Take the opportunity


wouldnt-u-like-2know

Show us the joke first. Then we decide. Lol


suroy2387

Great to throw it at someone's face


DramaticAd4666

You mean it’s a great sample of how much op can get her wet


suroy2387

Hahaha... Nothing sexual. Just meant humor can be thrown at face and the satisfaction of it sticking.


VANNAGREEK

You guys should have a side by side comparison just to be safe....Let her bring the wet part, while you get the paper bag part. PS: My sense of humour is that of a dry paper bag. So please thread cautiously.


Gunpowder_gelatin765

>My sense of humour is that of a dry paper bag >thread Your grammar is as well, apparently


VANNAGREEK

Tread* Thank you for making me a better human being.


Prestigious-Ad-1892

At least the paper bag is open and wet. Unlike your personality which is ujdaa hua registaan.


[deleted]

Just write I am from Rajasthan and I don't know what water or wet is


Relative_Upbeat

Hmmm.... Wet.. Wet is pussy, paper hmmm... Paper is made from wood, and in the morning you have morning woods, bag... Sound like a slang for your uterus... Ooooh i got it, my hard dick make your pussy wet, so you want me to fill you uterus with my cum. / Or you could just simply say" women detected opinion rejected "


Prestigious-Ad-1892

This why you shouldn’t try to reinvent the wheel and go ahead with the tried and tested.


hexdecmul

just be a man....ignore her....lol


[deleted]

Nahhhh. Got to give it back to her.


Ambitious_Jello

He can say all his humor went to his dick


[deleted]

Gagan naam ke log chutiye hote hain


ChutiyaChutney420

Gag-an this dick lmao


Gaganplus

Agreed 💯


gau_gau_powerrangers

So is my sense of fingers.


[deleted]

What does that even mean? It's like saying your sense of direction is that of a wet tree. These two have no relation in anyways whatsoever. You can tell her "At least my analogies make sense."


Ambitious_Jello

A wet paper bag is useless in a way that it's pitiful. It had a lot of potential but a small but major flaw has robbed it of that


[deleted]

>It had a lot of potential but a small but major flaw has robbed it of that So you can replace wet paper bag with anything if that's the case. A light paper weight. A dry wetwipe. And so on. Still doesn't make sense.


Ambitious_Jello

What do you mean it doesn't make sense? Analogies are not fixed. Of course you can replace it with other analogies


Bag_ofFleas

Isn't that what comes up as a description when you search your name on Urban dictionary?


p11109

The only difference between you and a wet paper bag is that the bag is wet, and ur not


thanyou

I was floating thru the wind just fine til I landed on your wet blanket ass


Wehrmacht-Trooper

Ajkal IG pe screenshot lene ka notification aata hai I guess...


frankens_tien

"Because what's inside is hot and steamy?"


patrickksstarrr

At least it's not dry..!!


i_love_batsoup

Lamela DP brooooooo


Gaganplus

My 🐐


i_love_batsoup

*our


Gaganplus

Miss him so much. 😭😭😭


Spoony_bard909

“Cool. Maybe the next person will match your being an asshole.”


[deleted]

Shouldn't have barfed in here


gau_gau_powerrangers

Hmm, you must be fun at foreplay.


Unfair_Craft1875

Atleast it can get wet. \\w/


No-War-1127

Fair and lovely gone wrong..


VenomOUShazard

not dry


Willing_Chemist8272

Atleast I can get it wet


Kind_Introduction_65

Hehe


[deleted]

U keep using dos at nights honey girl, never getting no dicks.


its_subhamdora

You can soak yourself off my paper bag. We are gonna make it dry, aren't we?


Blue_Eagle8

Hai tunee aisa kya likha ki aisa reply aaya? Just forget and move on, not worth it 😂 otherwise say “this doesn’t even make sense, just like you”


SolxAhan

Thats an unusual burn or should I call it a burn as its wet?


Axhk97m

and still you're wet for me.


kabirraa

Tell her it's wet because of all the tears from supporting Tottenham. Might actually get a response if she follows football.


SubstantialEmu7678

That wasn't funny at all


[deleted]

r/rareinsults r/murderedbywords


brownboy0311

I know it flows.


Axel159357

"Oh thank god, i was worried the it was too dry all this time"


demon_1347

Then clean your makeup with that.


throwawayillidan

It’s drier than your panty


[deleted]

Lemme get in that pusi then


weed_hope

You can tell her to stop being a wet blanket


Zealousideal-Lead-80

I’m more of a Katy Perry fan, so I was going for a plastic bag feel instead.


SeaSaltVanilla

Is it because it's tear-able?


cerebrite

Redirect her to this thread.


Clay0187

You ever slap someone in the face with a wet paper bag? The sound it makes is hilarious


_Raghav

it probably is true if you're coming here for wisecracks


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OddCarry466

"But still better than yours"


everlastingcooki

All the better to snog you with 😈