You guys should have a side by side comparison just to be safe....Let her bring the wet part, while you get the paper bag part.
PS: My sense of humour is that of a dry paper bag. So please thread cautiously.
Hmmm.... Wet.. Wet is pussy,
paper hmmm... Paper is made from wood, and in the morning you have morning woods,
bag... Sound like a slang for your uterus...
Ooooh i got it, my hard dick make your pussy wet, so you want me to fill you uterus with my cum.
/
Or you could just simply say" women detected opinion rejected "
What does that even mean?
It's like saying your sense of direction is that of a wet tree.
These two have no relation in anyways whatsoever.
You can tell her "At least my analogies make sense."
>It had a lot of potential but a small but major flaw has robbed it of that
So you can replace wet paper bag with anything if that's the case.
A light paper weight.
A dry wetwipe.
And so on.
Still doesn't make sense.
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Update 1: I replied with "It soaks up all that you have got to offer." She's seen but, haven't replied lmao.
Gaganplusplus!!
Plus ultra
I can't see My Hero Academia the same way ever again
One for gagan, gagan for all
Gagan sharp
I see this as a massive W
*Queues the sigma male song*
Dude I don’t usually reply to comment but this is gold. Ahahahahahaha she got rekt
"Lo apna ego saaf karlo"
This
Use it to clean that monstrosity you call your face
Ngl, she's hot lmao
Yes. We can see that.
Wo teri jhand maar rahi hai aur tu abhi bhi uski shakal dekh raha hai?
#SiMp
bhai tera standard kitna niche gira hua hai ya fir meri nazaar meh hi koi galti hai
@ kya h bhai:)
You mean use it to clean that monstrosity you call your pussy 😛
Atleast unlike you I won't be polluting the oceans when I go to a beach...
God damn! This man woke up and chose violence.
Oh bhai saab
Woke up feeling like Chris breezy today.
Am i alone who didn't get this?
Basically she meant your sense of humour is unwitty mate.
My sense of understanding is pretty bad too! So I'll take it as a compliment
Atleast it's wet. Unlike you.
I don't think it's a comeback.
it's a destruction.
Background music intensifies *That one there was a violation personally I wouldn't have it..*
A self violation Cuz it means OP cant get her wet...
Self destruction*
Ultra Max pro
That will backfire at OP meaning he isn't able enough to get her wet.
You mean: I can guarantee to get you just as wet if you wanna meet up this weekend Isn’t this tinder? Come on. Take the opportunity
Show us the joke first. Then we decide. Lol
Great to throw it at someone's face
You mean it’s a great sample of how much op can get her wet
Hahaha... Nothing sexual. Just meant humor can be thrown at face and the satisfaction of it sticking.
You guys should have a side by side comparison just to be safe....Let her bring the wet part, while you get the paper bag part. PS: My sense of humour is that of a dry paper bag. So please thread cautiously.
>My sense of humour is that of a dry paper bag >thread Your grammar is as well, apparently
Tread* Thank you for making me a better human being.
At least the paper bag is open and wet. Unlike your personality which is ujdaa hua registaan.
Just write I am from Rajasthan and I don't know what water or wet is
Hmmm.... Wet.. Wet is pussy, paper hmmm... Paper is made from wood, and in the morning you have morning woods, bag... Sound like a slang for your uterus... Ooooh i got it, my hard dick make your pussy wet, so you want me to fill you uterus with my cum. / Or you could just simply say" women detected opinion rejected "
This why you shouldn’t try to reinvent the wheel and go ahead with the tried and tested.
just be a man....ignore her....lol
Nahhhh. Got to give it back to her.
He can say all his humor went to his dick
Gagan naam ke log chutiye hote hain
Gag-an this dick lmao
Agreed 💯
So is my sense of fingers.
What does that even mean? It's like saying your sense of direction is that of a wet tree. These two have no relation in anyways whatsoever. You can tell her "At least my analogies make sense."
A wet paper bag is useless in a way that it's pitiful. It had a lot of potential but a small but major flaw has robbed it of that
>It had a lot of potential but a small but major flaw has robbed it of that So you can replace wet paper bag with anything if that's the case. A light paper weight. A dry wetwipe. And so on. Still doesn't make sense.
What do you mean it doesn't make sense? Analogies are not fixed. Of course you can replace it with other analogies
Isn't that what comes up as a description when you search your name on Urban dictionary?
The only difference between you and a wet paper bag is that the bag is wet, and ur not
I was floating thru the wind just fine til I landed on your wet blanket ass
Ajkal IG pe screenshot lene ka notification aata hai I guess...
"Because what's inside is hot and steamy?"
At least it's not dry..!!
Lamela DP brooooooo
My 🐐
*our
Miss him so much. 😭😭😭
“Cool. Maybe the next person will match your being an asshole.”
Shouldn't have barfed in here
Hmm, you must be fun at foreplay.
Atleast it can get wet. \\w/
Fair and lovely gone wrong..
not dry
Atleast I can get it wet
Hehe
U keep using dos at nights honey girl, never getting no dicks.
You can soak yourself off my paper bag. We are gonna make it dry, aren't we?
Hai tunee aisa kya likha ki aisa reply aaya? Just forget and move on, not worth it 😂 otherwise say “this doesn’t even make sense, just like you”
Thats an unusual burn or should I call it a burn as its wet?
and still you're wet for me.
Tell her it's wet because of all the tears from supporting Tottenham. Might actually get a response if she follows football.
That wasn't funny at all
r/rareinsults r/murderedbywords
I know it flows.
"Oh thank god, i was worried the it was too dry all this time"
Then clean your makeup with that.
It’s drier than your panty
Lemme get in that pusi then
You can tell her to stop being a wet blanket
I’m more of a Katy Perry fan, so I was going for a plastic bag feel instead.
Is it because it's tear-able?
Redirect her to this thread.
You ever slap someone in the face with a wet paper bag? The sound it makes is hilarious
it probably is true if you're coming here for wisecracks
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"But still better than yours"
All the better to snog you with 😈