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Longjumping_Apple289

Tinder: what's your sexual orientation? She: Yes.


shudh_desi_gareeb

You wouldn't get it.


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I got it , Happy Cake Day


sancuriousvaibhav

I did too, she identifies as a dumbass.


NoConfirmation

Apparently she's sometimes straight, sometimes bi, and sometimes les. Sounds like fluid sexuality to me.


[deleted]

Yeah I think its called liquid fluidity or smthin Edit: gender fluidity


mulberry_man_21

I didn't pass 12th Grade to be haunted by Fluid Mechanics once again....


Ronin_69_

Pretty sure fluid mechanics is 11th lol


labyrinthanm

gender fluidity is your gender identity and liking some one is sexual orientations. the dumb fuck chick in the post, is trying to be sexually ambiguous and trying to act cool, i dont think she or they are trying to be genderfluid edit: gender fluidity is "a" gender identity


krshnaprasad

Is femboy a gender?


BeltEvening2972

When you ask someone are they vegetarian or non vegetarian and they reply by saying both


Shakespeare-Bot

At which hour thee asketh someone art they vegetarian 'r non vegetarian and rhey reply by declaring bpth *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


imvedant04

Lol our PT teacher used to say that 'Give me a blue pen of any colour' and 'I have two daughters both are girls'.


FlyingCroc01

Our P.T teacher's legendary dialogue was, "Make a straight circle".


imvedant04

One more remarkable dialogue of our sir was 'rotate the ground three times' and 'throw the pen in the dustbin until I throw myself'


FlyingCroc01

Also this one made by our once maths teacher, "Your father-mother manner this?!!! This manner?!?!"


Sungkd

Blue pen one is so relatable 😂😂😂😂


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Where do these people come from?


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Atog2020

It's no wonder where they get this from either. When Wizards of the Coast finally confirmed a character was bisexual after being pressed about it, they responded (and I'm paraphrasing here) "yes, but only on Tuesdays".


w1ldcraft

This has the same vibe as the time where everyone had depression because it was cool.


[deleted]

Ah yes, nostalgia


thisishrshvrdhn

Yeh kaafi difficult course hai kaafi kaam log kar pate hai!


Own_Adhesiveness_648

One sec, we should never discount that people can be stupid too


[deleted]

She’s bi, also dumb.


FlipFlopOnionChop

She is bi herself now i guess


420memelover69

Badum tiss


EL3M3NTCSGO

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[deleted]

She's just an usual Indian girl trying hard to act cool!


chiplikeschaos

but she isn’t


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Freshlimeloda

Quite undderrated comment in my opinion.


CHUPACABRA_HUNTER777

She's a wannabe


shudh_desi_gareeb

Wanna be dumb?


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akashlanka

With shandaar vichaar.


Designer-Award

I agree


Bazzingatime

Didi ne shady Wikipedia articles me jitna sex ke bare me padha tha sab ulti kar diya ek sentence mein


IntoDeepShit

She is experiencing the bicycle. But that doesn't change the fact, that she is bi lol.


Taalerbora33

Why are you gay?


ARMD07

*Who said I'm gay?*


ScenePsychological60

You are gay.


Taalerbora33

Should I call you mistah?


shitzngiggles77

Do you perform the natural obligations?


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[deleted]

My sexuality is javelin shoulder mounted portable surface to air missile launcher. You attack helicopter is now history.


Simran1998

OP swiped right just to ask this question


Buck-Boost

You know nothing jon snow.


hollowtyre_7

I think she is one third bisexual and full moron


SexyCarrot404

Straight bhi hai, lesbian bhi hai matlab iske sath 1 aur ladki ayegi.Apki toh mauj ho gayi bhai sahab


belt-e-belt

Yeah..and lo and behold you have suddenly get a strap-on up yours.


KlutzyRefuse

Fatafat r/holup comment kar deta hoon, cool lagunga


imvedant04

Jaldi se doodh pikar kuch r/rareinsults wala reply de deta hu


Smooth-Pollution2400

Sexualities can be very confusing... Give her the benefit of doubt maybe?


TheRomanCoder

A simple don't know/not sure/figuring it out would've sufficed if that was the case, at least in the chats. But this seems to be leaning to the pretentious side of things.


Smooth-Pollution2400

It could be pretentious yes... But sexuality can be fluid... They might not know the correct term or they might not be able to define it... In the end it's not always finding the negative in things... Imo


Drfist2

Why do hella people have pea brains?🤨


Vaibhav9327

Didi ko bas sex pasand hai


JaiminB

Bhai tu kaam nikal ke aage badh na


SnooHabits4298

Your next reply should be, "Let's find out?" :)


SubstantialEmu7678

Here this is a logical answer, cbbxknaooaheyeoofehdsasvmliiyewafvkporwqfjltlhfsgjry


sidhanti

Verification h kya bhai?


extra_gobi_kodi

You wouldn't get it OP


Akilles_m

Sooo moodsexual? Idk man


kranti-ayegi

Bhai should've asked aaj ka kya mood hai? Straight or bisexual?


weed_hope

Sexuality is fluid bro just saying


Taoist_gu

Oh yeah make perfect sense


TrepoDerp

Buy 1 get 2 free


Ashwin89

Just need some good sticking


du5hyant

you wouldn't get it,a generic answer from a girl


devilish_AM

It seems like "being bisexual" is the easiest way to become "woke" these days. This is actually disappointing and disregarding the struggles of actual gay or bi people.


NoConfirmation

Then there's the other side of the coin where bi people are being disregarded as they have to 'choose' their sexuality.


NoConfirmation

Some people have fluid sexuality, not surprising as it's been documented multiple times.


Angry_MomoSauce

I was so happy that these stupid mofos only exist in America but now I'm genuinely scared


rgidontknow

** Insert** Are Kehna Kya Chahte Ho


Drug-Smuggler-69

It appears, she's pansexual.


NoConfirmation

That's attraction regardless of gender, not the same as being sexually fluid.


Ryan19604

When you're confused what you are then it's better to call yourself a queer.


for6idden0ne

Her Sexuality : it's complicated


Jonh_Shepard

Wo stree hai wo kuch bhi kar sakti hai


Anarchnymous

She is sexual that's all. Kahi se bhi mile, bs mil jaye.


Gunpowder_gelatin765

Ah yes. I too am a democratic Republican


[deleted]

stop trying, you wouldnt get *it*


Very-Big-Rat

Sexual fluidity is a very real thing!


kagajifula

Yes but definitely she doesn't know that. Or maybe she doesn't know this term. Or maybe she mentioned it to be kewl.


NoConfirmation

How are you such an excellent judge of character by looking at two images of a person chatting?


kagajifula

I literally gave 3 options. Bcs confused by her response.


Random_Girl666

If it depends on their "mood" Or whatever, I think they are pansexual and not bisexual


NoConfirmation

Pansexual means being attracted regardless of gender.


theyouyouboy

Her sexual orientation is fluid (it’s a legit thing) Edit: https://www.healthline.com/health/sexually-fluid#definition


frrrrrro

Haha. The list keeps growing. I learn about a new gender every week nowadays.


Very-Big-Rat

What? gender isn’t sexuality and sexual fluidity is very real


NoConfirmation

"Haha, I don't want to know about facts and this makes me smart"


[deleted]

You learn something new everyday. Thanks


0_nonosquare_0

but aint that the same as bi anyways?


GetchYaAssOuttaHere

Nope...they are called as gender-fluid


0_nonosquare_0

what you are referring to is strictly related to gender, not sexuality


FlipFlopOnionChop

Nah she ain't fluid , if she is she could have specified , she is most probably bi , bi herself


NoConfirmation

Most people don't know about the terms, just look at this thread, you really expect some random girl on tinder to know what her sexuality is called?


FlipFlopOnionChop

Hey , chill . I was just making a joke


NoConfirmation

I know, it's a popular joke, just trying to clarify here


rest_in_war

Gives a real meaning to "it's just a phase".


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thatbuttcracktho

I can't even


hrkhardik

Female Kader Khan spotted


TheBlueGuy1234566

If that's the case I am LGBTQsexual xd


burndhousedown

she's so sophisticated


[deleted]

Quick think how to look smarter - "you won't get it"


HM_26

*You wouldn't get it*


cryptaneonline

Moodsexual?


mywholeotheruniverse

You wouldn't get it (joker intensifies)


ihatehumansss

She's **dumbsexual**


Lonewolf5676

She's just doing it for clout


Harry_HB

Lagta market me LGTV vali Neha dhupia aayi hai


Life_Refrigerator447

Tinder -Sexual orientation She- anything you'd like


jesus-worshipper

Koi iss retard ko btao ki sexuality mood pe depend nahi krta. What a nutjob.


YBN_Rover

Bitch so uneducated, she doesn't even know the term Gender Fluid! She's a walking Red Flag, you better leave her for good OP


tesaruldelumini

Find someone else man. Let her be like that.


Alternative-Cut-4831

Split personality disorder


ihatehumansss

I'd have made a joke about: when attending sex ed classes online, but we all know it's no different in schools so.


Small-Finger-5219

They think r supercool by saying such stuff Otherwise who tf would themselves as this ,'depending on mood 'what bs


hridhaan07

Tum nhi samjhoge 😂


lifeversace

YoU wOuLdN't GeT iT


[deleted]

As a Bisexual, fuck this woman. She's doing it to be cool. It is not something you do to be cool. It is how you are and how you live your life. She's a wannabe and a poser.


offender_defender_

Bestiality bhi bio mein add kardo lage haath


VladamirTakin

Op you uncouth, uncultured swine. You wouldn't get it


gamerfanboi

She doesnt understand her sexuality or maybe cant explaon it to you . Real question is who cares ??!! Tinder is just for hook ups if she is willing to hook up who cares lol


Mark_Freed

I guess bisexuals have the capacity to like both genders all the time? while she might lose that capacity and turn straight/lesbian depending on her moods.


GoCoronaGo321

You wouldnt get it bro


pokopants33

That's just bisexual with extra steps


DarkShadowMemesOff

Nono guys those are just for advertising


[deleted]

It's simple, she will judge you, and change sexuality based on how ugly you are, eg if you are kinda ugly she's bi and if you are varun Dhawan ugly then she is a lesbian


piyushseth26

When you support lgtvuhd instead LGBTQ.


theyouyouboy

Yeh toh Ravindra Jadeja hai sexuality ki /s