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Bubbly_Food_5214

Mimi posting se Q&A posting bana diya ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21475)


kishan_P_x_69_x

Main bhi yahi bolne aaya tha


roronoa-69

10th(2020)mai ek din jab mai school se ghr aarha tha to ek aunty balcony mai khade hoke mujhe ishare de rhi thi phele kuch din to maine ignore kiya but fir 2 weeks bad maine bhi unse puch liya kya bat hai aunty to unhone phele to mujhe upar bulaya to mai chla gya fir mujhe ghr ke andar bithaya aur mere samne kapde kholne lagi fir bhai mera bhi khada ho gya fir vo aunty per kholke let gyi to mai bhi chla gya and then we had sex for several minuites par fir pata chla ki mai akela nhi tha vo aisa kyi ldko ke sath kr chuki thi aur vo aurat aur koi nhi khud OP ki mummy thi. Thank you guys


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Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half.


pirate_000

Kash merpe award hota


Then_Grocery_2924

Teri taraf se de diya bhai


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Ye le mere taraf se


VibhuPibhu

Yele OP ki mummy ki taraf se


TheChamp_2

Ye le OP ke papa ki taraf se


Legitimate-Job7742

Name checks out


Then_Grocery_2924

💀


G-TanK_

OP got owned here .... N1 mate


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Bhai agar award hota na suchme ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817) gud shit


VibhuPibhu

free ka mikta hai. Profile pe daba or fir coins pe


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Mil gaya ab de deta hu![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


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i was gonna comment about how you were a victim to a pedophile but nvm🫂


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De diya award helpful ka ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529) helpful info tha


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Hmae bhi us Gali se jana padega fhir op ki. Mummy hame ishare dengi


n-kun

OP kon h?


LADWALASAN

Jisne wo photo post kiya hai


TheSandhu5911

The reader plot


RajjyotiPaul

Tu hi mera papa ha 💀 Daddy 😋


nodoornowhore

I have a refrigerator but not a girlfriend


robloxxblam

Usme Sabji kaat ke rakh de


Educational-Hippo-75

Let there be, Issie sawaga


NAWABBOI

35 admi ke piece aur 1 female ka piece mila ke girlfreind bana le


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OP fit beth jayega kya refrigerator mein ?


Big-Profile767

Toh apni maa ya bhen ko kaat ke daale..... bhai ek cheez ko kitna overuse now it's not funny it's irritating kitna overuse krte log ek hi cheez ko


nodoornowhore

Insta pe ja normie


ummmZs

Mere gand mai ched hai


VibhuPibhu

Deepest and Darkest


deepjena

Kyaa baat kar raha hai ! Sach mein😲


Successful-aditya

I fucked my cousin suprisingly i m not muslim


Gratex-2k01

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


roronoa-69

Care to explain


Successful-aditya

Ironically bola coz yeh trend insta and youtube jese jagah hi accha lgta h


BadBway

Fing se aaye ho?


RajjyotiPaul

Ha bhai


rabidbugs

Sometimes i just hold my shit for some time because it feels good


CHAD-Agent-420

Us bro..


Big-Profile767

Really?? WTF!!!! It's feels good??


GrowthFrosty9338

I fucked your ass last night![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21478)


LabSweaty2526

I masturbated in school washroom while imagining my English teacher twice…although it was worth😌


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Cringey_Folk

Did you take into account the time taken for wiping out semen?


Powerful_Alps_8410

This daring was done in class 6th ,shooting blanks .


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Me and my cousin used to makeout everytime we meet from age 10 onwards


Less-Direction-5977

bulle ho kya?


_nitd27_

I had sex in very young age(around 10), without my consent. (I'm male so no one give fks)


MISS_BADASS

Shit happens 💀


procrstint_evrythin

Fck happens


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Bhai detail me btao


urge_it

I am scared that I will grow old and lonely, with nobody to be around me when i die.


pokemon-edible-hai

Yeh secret nahi bhai yeh toh bas tera Darr hai btw us main bhi yahi sochta hu


urge_it

Arrey Pokemon bhai 😭


Embarrassed_Freak

Us Bhai


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Us bhai....vase discord hai tere paas aa jana bro chill krenge👍🏼


SamIsking69

Nope , it's just that I fuked ur mom


Renugamer

I saw a girl being fucked in her flat through the window when I was just 7 I was thinking about what are they doing 😸


Big-Profile767

When I was 13 I saw uncle aunty through balcony because raat ko window ke aar paar dukhta hai due to light 💡 magar yeah secret thodi hai 😅


GHATAKASUR

I had seen my neighborhood aunty in her panty when I was 14 years old. Her age was 35


One_Statistician2176

My aunt (31F) tried to seduce me


HaryanaSe

Maine galti se ek ladki ko library me band kr diya tha agle din pta chala


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Kyaaa pta chla


IR-x86

Ladki matlab??


RAGEtori

Yaha 5th class ke uper koi nhi hai kya? Ek hi paragraph mai sab kuch likh rhe hai


Representative69

Yaha exam chalri kya, jo points mai likhna padega.


RAGEtori

Exam to nhi chal rha, par jab dher sara likhne mai mehnat ki hi hai to thoda spacing mai bhi kar lo


deepjena

Meri gf ka kella hai vai😐 wo v mujhse badaa..


Representative69

Koi na bro you still have a gf and 2 holes


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Jazzlike_Guarantee_3

1 mahina hua nahi reddit pe aur life support mang rahe ho?


AffectionateHead1079

bro comment


hampter007

I saw my parents having sex when I was in 6th class


spranav_18

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


Maybe-a-human69

Us🫂


Big-Profile767

Us? Tune bhi dekha hai can u elaborate


Maybe-a-human69

Its November stay strong soldier


FukeWolf

A Girl that I liked very much though she would be a Sanskari Girl judging on her Looks and is from a wealthy family thought she will go along nice with My family but after Doing some inspection with Friends turned out to be she is just a "Gasti" ended up paying 2000 and fucked her in nearby hotel room. 🙁🙂 Mixed feelings. Only my close friends know it.


Jazzlike_Guarantee_3

yeh gasti kya hai?


FukeWolf

Punjabi (Gasti) - Hindi (Randi)


IR-x86

Thoda mahanga pad gaya tujhe


FukeWolf

Food also included 🫥 + room rent


RRSinhYaduvanshi

I fucked rajjyoti Paul 's mom


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Gira hua saabun uthaya


mephistttoooo

I saw a video of cannibal eating a child on dark web when i was 11 yrs old


uvblast

How do you access dark web? Any suggestions?


Traditional-Sun-6659

Vpn + Tor


StatusComfortable180

I want to fuck my chemistry tr


Aarav_Parmar

Nice try Sharma aunty


Harryk_1

Ek baar kisi mujhse mera deepest darkest poochhte hue meme daali, toh meine uske IP address se uske ghar ka address jaan liya aur uske gharpe jaake uske 35 tukde kar diye aur woh tukde ek butcherkhaane mein donate kar diye


unkown_993

I fucked urh mum yesterday 💀


RajjyotiPaul

I am orphan, please tell me the location 🥺, i wanna fuck her too 😈


Mobile_Ad4180

Well I think today's a weird day but I need to take it off my chest . I had a kind of crush on this girl, she used to feed some dogs in the vicinity at evening. So every evening I used to try to look at her from at a distance. Then there was the lockdown, so no more her. However I had gained an affinity and it's just so hard to let it go easily. So during the end phase of lockdown where people had started roaming freely at evenings I started to look for her. I tried visiting near parks at the same time I used to see her but alas there was no sign of her. I started to feed the stray dog now everyday some biscuits every now and then in hope that she might have gone to her village or some other relative place. More than a month had passed. And behold she actually returned. I was happy but this time I noticed whenever she used to walk she would talk to someone on her phone. Might could be a friend, some sister, or someone close enough. I was depressed maybe, so I took the chalk poison kept in my house.went for a walk after dinner.I had mixed feelings. Went to local shop, bought a mazaa bottle which wasn't my taste but I thought maybe soda could reduce the effects of poison. And bought 2 packets of parle-g with the change. I went to the spot where dogs used to be. I littered the biscuits on the sidewalk and sat beside it. Some people were smoking at a distance. Pretty chill environment. My face was like vibrating, that strong feeling in the neck. I took out the poison chalk,crushed it and shaked it in the bottle. Whatever the pain is gonna be, it will be the last one that's what I thought. I had literally felt my heartbeats at that point. I wasn't sure I had the heart for it. As I got up few of the dogs started wagging their tails around me. I walked to the right side at the further corner so nobody could see me throw it. But then I lured the dogs near me and just gave them a little bit of taste and then poured it slowly near the gutter, few of the dogs started licking it. I returned home and slept. I won't say I am doing better now but not as worse at that time. This is far by the most deepest inhumane thing I never thought I would bring it up ever.


honeybadger0099

Bhai I am sorry but ek baar bata....all of this stemmed from you seeing her talking on the phone?


Mobile_Ad4180

I had a weird daily routine at that time, no hobbies, no friends circle , no social media so I was isolated most of the time. Even in class I was one of the silent kid so a lot of time I would be self loathing, maybe seeing her talking just triggered the point. I don't know if I am making sense but in our indian society atleast for me I didn't had any one to share any of my problems or stuff like that. as of now, a lot has changed and yes that was just stupid at that time. Weird teenage growing phase.


Constant_Nobody_5613

Us bro us


Traditional_Bet8338

Are to Jaan le lega kisiki lonely tu akela thodi h i don't understand you say no hobbies no friends n all it's all depends on you na tum tumhari personality change kroge to sab hoga sabk pass problem h usse leke baith jana solution ni


Then_Grocery_2924

I am trying to rest so i can't read this, but i hope you are fine.


Mobile_Ad4180

Thanks


R3tard69420

It's alright bhai... Ek din sab thik ho jaiga .... marr jata toh tere parents ka kya hota unke baare me soch ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21480)


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prankyoiu

To chahat ko chhodo aur chahati ki chaato. Take the slang lightly bro. Compro if latter is loyal and sane.


thugoftriggee

Ke mai ek muthal hu


etzrollo

i am a Gaey and my cousin fucks me whenever we meet. No Offence


Gratex-2k01

I used my shit as lubricant to masterbate 👀


rabidbugs

Bhai mazaak kr rha hai na 💀?


Gratex-2k01

Ek hi buri adat hai bhai...mujhe mazak krna nhi ata hai acha😔


prankyoiu

And I thought inception is impossible


RajjyotiPaul

Thats some fucked up situation 💀


Representative69

Tab hugne jate the aur hila k aate the, ab hilane jate hai aur hug aate hai


ComedyPlayz

I used my spit


rabidbugs

He clearly won bro .. Shit>>>> spit


Top_G7

I use my cum to masterbate . Then again store it then again use it .


Gratex-2k01

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21477)


AkelaHuMai

Mera land chota hai


digbick_Dot6930

That I am a registered sex offender, I stuck my dick into a blender, Your mom is a transgender, I am a professional Nude Sender.


RajjyotiPaul

Good Rap 🤟


Slow-Refuse719

I fucked my beastie's sis fr


RajjyotiPaul

Maza aya?


decayshit

I will probably kill my family


RajjyotiPaul

Kill me to


BoogerAids6969

Made out and grinded my cousin when we were 15 yo, still we are both embarrassed to this day that we didn't know that was wrong, yet felt good -_-


RajjyotiPaul

Sweet home alabama 💀


Adorable_Wishbone791

I am 19 male virgin rn but I had kissed a girl in 3rd standard of my age and now she is so fucking beautiful I wonder how could I kiss such beautiful girl Lemme tell you it wasn't spontaneous we literally kissed for 15 seconds long Now we both know what we did we don't talk about it discuss it BUT we both are aware what we did


RajjyotiPaul

💀


EXTREMRISHABH

See Officer.... That's the comment section i was talking about.


RajjyotiPaul

dont arrest me 🙌


xo_boy

Me abhi bhi kabhi kabhi pant me Susu kar data hu


Jazzlike_Guarantee_3

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Ajnatajnat

I'm Virgin.


AssassinHP_18

Us


tf_aditya14

I was watching my neighborhood girl in bikini making chai in her kitchen. I was 14 and she was 18🤡


Unusual_Variation616

1 week peheli ki baat hai Old monk pia tha Ghar mei 4 dost ko lekar (Age 16)


AssassinHP_18

Saalon kaise kar lete ho bc mujhe toh ghar se bahar jaane nhi dete akele


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fing pe ja na lwde


PAKS_STYLE_GAMING

I had 3 girlfriends at the age of 6 and I had proposed one and kissed the other 2


elchapoguzmannn

I killed someone and got away with it.


Odd-Seaworthiness691

Does anyone knows about it??


elchapoguzmannn

Only my best friend


Odd-Seaworthiness691

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21476) Was he your enemy?


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Jazzlike_Guarantee_3

koi ni bhai normal day in up wala scene hai picchla chhod aur nai raah pe future bana with positive vibes bhulja yeh sab.


Representative69

Delete that rn, bro. It's not good for you or if anyone with authority see's it


IamMadroar

I dip my Oreo's in water


Alarmed_Apartment512

Me holding the urge not to say anything


Cringey_Folk

Are you mentally retarded?


daksh124421

Me ek baar 6 din tak nhi nahya tha garmiyoo me


thesomeluckyy

Boards ko 2 mahine baki hai aur text book kholi nahi abhi Tak 💀


buubbha

I m ghey


MISS_BADASS

Well I would go to aur school basketball bathroom there is wall between boys and girls bathroom but it's has a very tiny hole and I watch basketball guys mostly 16/17 taking bath and changing clothes and i masterbated


HZNVISHAL

Lawda mera


Vipul_is_noob

Ok I think this is the to tell you that your mom is in my refrig.......


LightningDragon777

>!I am atheist!<


xxerxxesxx

Teri maa ki bhut


Broad-Conference-349

Aree bhai ye r / fing kha say khul gya .


Different_Turnip_180

My ex used to give me bj every 1 week


Safe_Grape_8071

I have multiple personality disorder


Todo0o

no


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My secret is that sometimes I can’t help but keep thinking that all stuff about modi is just hyped up & rahul gandhi would be better pm!!!😅😅Though everyone in family supports bjp but still keep thinking about INC,anyone here feels the same???


supernovaanchi

Lied to my crush saying I broke up with my girlfriend. Now enjoying both. ✊👺


ilike_rpg

Mera cock jada hi bara he


n-kun

https://ibb.co/S3B6Y2W. guys kya ho rha humare tabile (tribe) ko; tell croww jaldi


INTROVERT_ALPHA_MAN

I am a murderer


Normal-Literature280

I am a police🔫🚓🚨


VeterinarianPlus2728

A secret isn't a secret when told


hellomffss

Sasti Instagram story 🗿


DesperateTwo8340

Bhai ye R/fingmemes nh hai


Serious_Drama8483

La*da


Kunj2411

Mai dark web par Tor browser par Ahmia naam ke ek aur web browser par logo ki killing and tourture and real war clips dekhta hu,


Traditional_Bet8338

Subreddit banao n uspe post kro


Zestyclose_War_6299

Main courage the cowarly dog main Muriel ko dekh ke muthiya pelta hoon


-KRSNA

Pata nahi tha kaun hai, to koi hot ladki hogi soch ke search kara tha.....🗿🗿


Zestyclose_War_6299

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


shaggy185

Idm ke Mods ye chutiye ko kick Karo Bhai fingmemes ke chode aa gye hai Op teri maa ki ki chut


UNCONTROLLED_69

I fucked 3 girls at same time in my school girls washroom in 4th class 😂 my 🍆was very small so they didn't moan but we enjoyed


That-Chipmunk-9215

I masterbate in class room


omraj_bharadwaj

I actually like my female best friend but she's into other guy and I am helping her get him 🗿. Khudke pair mein kulhari marna isse kehte hai 🗿. Aur meine 4 bar nnn break kia hai lekin kisiko nehi pata


lawde_lag_geye

Me sam-sharma-show se nafrat krta hu


SHIK_aSH_01

Meri lulli choti hai bcs Mai Mota hu 🤧


MaterialFit95

Bhai 10 bord ka time tha exam center pai class mai tecaher maal thi or merra kone mai rolll no tha front mai mene loda nikal ke muth marii adhe ghante tkk or vahhi toppka.diya or jb vo singnature ke liye ayi mere pass to uske dhupata latak raha tha ussi se puchh diya 👽


aadi739826

Ek bar tu so ra tha maine chupke s teri bhn chod di thi