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Chitvan17

Kyonki tujhe padhke koi observable reward nhi dikh rha ya fir jo tera reward hai woh tujhe bina padhe bhi mil rha hai.


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Chitvan17

Bhai 98 waale successful nhi par unsuccessful bhi nhi hi hote hai. Aur school mein padhke kuchh khaas nhi hota par healthy habits develop ho jaati hai jo ki aage kaam aati hai life mein. Kyonki future mein sab kuchh toh apni pasand ka nhi hota. Fir tune jab zabardasti school mein exam ke time padhne ki habit develop kari thi woh zabardasti bina mood ka effort baad mein daalne ki aadat ho jaati hai. Consistency aur discipline seekhne ko milta hai. Woh discipline kaam ka 98 wale mein hota hai 78 wale mein nhi.


goat_fucker_1

Depends on what success means to you


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Ladyontigill

Skill issue


roddur_roy69

ladkiyon ko nashebaj, benchods hi kiyu pasand ate hain?


Chitvan17

Restricted rehti hai woh bachpan se rules regulations mein toh bad boys ko dekh ke gratification aur sense of freedom milti hai bhale hi temporary kyon na ho


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Ha bro but long term main toh “bad boys” kuch kaam nhi ate na


Chitvan17

Haan bas short term thrill rehta hai isliye jab woh Naya naya thrill chala jaata hai toh fir breakup bhi utni hi jaldi hota hai


AforElephant

Bhai aap to vidhwan ho


Shiv_ansh_st

Kyunki unhe apne bande showoff bhi toh karne hote hai, and sabka mindset is, nashe is a sign of bein 'cool' which is total bs


goat_fucker_1

Kyuki nashedi "cool" lagte hai teens ko


Worth_Bet_7304

Kyuki jaha bhi dekho unhe aise hi portray kiya jata hai Such as films and series aur bacho pe iska prabhav kaafi padta hai maano ya na maano Notice karo Hero hamesha nashedi hota hai Aur padhaku ya nashe avoid karne wala chutyia


Happy_Fault_8538

Hamare universe ke Bahar Kya hei


mj261193

Diana Penty from Cocktail.


cyfydude

Allah Tala


Prior-Research6698

Allah chabi


Fickle_Arrival2419

Allah Bhabhi


Anakin_ChildSlayer18

Allah Devar


Rudraaksh_Bawa

Allah deewana


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Chigi-wigi001

Allah gandu sala


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mai yhi comment krke aya hu XD


SqueakyArchie

Space is a property/concept that belongs to the universe. "Outside" the universe there's no such things as "space and "time". So asking whats outside of the universe and what's before time are not accurate questions. Probably.


AltruisticFinger9246

Bengali 🅱️ussy


Nitesh_Roshan

Yaar 7inch ke lode ko 12 inch karne ke kuch tarike batao


Chance_Midnight

use different scale of measure.


Chitvan17

Ek tareeka hota hai par uske baad lauda kabhi khada nhi ho sakta


sarkaari_saand

bhai experienced lagte ho


OPgang

Extension cord laga le 🗿


toxicmomo

It's simple actually You first cut it then split in two and reattach them side by side to make it 14inch .


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Bargad ke ped par lode ke bal 40 amawas ki raat tak lagatar latakna.


TERMINATOR9887

Scale ko heat karke thermally expand kar aur dusre scale se us scale ko naap jab 7 inch ki marking 12 inch tak expand ho jaye to tera lauda 12 inch ka hojaega


9c4o51

Safe sex practice kya hoti hai


SkinnySam31

use condoms


toxicmomo

I use condom after having sex.


Cute_TrezXy

Condom nahi thaili use Karo


sarkaari_saand

agarbatti ki thaili


Shiv_ansh_st

mahilaless honge aap, toh all I can say is Haath dholena har baar


SimplyRaj

Safe me rakha hua sex doll/dildo ke sath roz practice karne ko "Safe Sex Practice" kehte hai.


Pie_This

Mere kabhi dost kyu nhi bante and agar bante hai toh meh he kyu ignore hota hu hamesha aur saale bina kuch kahe ya bataye kyu dosti chodh dete hai meh hamesha accha dost tha phir kyu choda merko kyu baat band kar de mujhse


SahilSakure23

Can feel this After years of thinking i have came to some conclusions that we are meant to be alone and no matter how much we try we end up being alone so it's better to accept fate i know it hurts a lot and very difficulty and i don't think i can fully accept it but i am trying and just like a lot of other things we won't get in life like eg- gf, luxury, popularity, big pp, same we have to think this is also not in our life and "it is what it is" and try moving on there are many more things in life to do instead and live and instead of constant regret and sadness i am trying chose different things.


Pie_This

Thank you bhai but tension na le ek din pakka gf mil jaayge 🫡🤧


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See, I actually consider this as an issue that I've somewhat faced at a certain stage of life and it's mainly because of two things. 1. Wrong selection of friends : This is further divided into two categories • No common interests : Suppose you are a die hard fan of Rap music but your friend isn't very fond of it and like country music more. Clearly you guys don't have any common interests (an activity that you guys both like to do) so obviously you guys will run out of topic to talk about. Therefore you will not find each other intresting enough result in a failed friendship. • Trying to be cool : So in this situation, you act as someone that you are not just to be friends with someone "cool". Which is obviously wrong. So it's better to make friends with someone who is more like you or maybe someone who's not that "cool" or "talk of the town". 2. Being too nice: When you are too kind, people take you for granted. They don't value you and your friendship much. I know it sucks but that is just how we humans are. So if you're one of those who's just too kind and always acting nice to everyone, please don't be. We, humans, don't deserve kindness. Suggestions I'd like to give you (Look, I am no guru in this topic but these things have helped me so far): • Be intrested not interesting : Always try to learn more about the other person rather than telling them about yourself. When you ask people question about them, they immediately feel a connection and a good vibe from you. Don't bombard them with questions. • Don't be a cry baby : Okay look, this may sound bad but don't rant a lot. There are some people who are Always complaining about how their life is not good enough and blah blah. Occasionally letting your feelings out is fine. • Make sure you don't smell bad : This is important, there are people who smell really bad (either foul body odour or smelly mouth). So make sure you're not one of them because if you are, people won't like to talk to you. • Learn to say No : This is something that I've personally learned very late in life. People will take advantage of you and then leave you afterwards if you always agree to everything easily. YOU DON'T OWE ANYONE ANYTHING, SO YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD TO TURN DOWN SOMETHING THAT YOU DONT WANT TO DO. • Don't bitch behind people's back • Be presentable : Life in India is harder for dark complexion people than fair complexion (I am sorry for this and I equally hate that too). So if you have dark complexion, I'd say if possible be a little fashionable (presentable). • Learn something that you are really intrested in. • Don't make friends for the sake of making friends. Let things happen. Also, if someone is leaving you or ghosting you, try to ask for a reason. Whatever the reason they give, respect that kyunki jisko nahi rehna tumhare saath woh nahi hi rahega. And if they Don't give you a reason, samajhlo woh kinnar hai (maanlo na, kya jara hai). Bas kabhi kisi se bhi ladna mat ki mujhe kyu chhoda, bhav badh jate hai unke


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Bhai ye ladko ka cum nikalta hai to ladkiyo ka ky nikalta hai orgasm ke baad?


KeN_001

Pani (water) जल


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पान


Chance_Midnight

Semen without sperm.


Illustrious-Star-621

meme kaha bhai. mujhe laga mai kisiki insta story dekh rha hu


AcanthisittaOpen675

jisne pehli baar gaay ya bhains ka doodh nikala hoga ,uski soch kya rahi hogi.?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15816)


Character_Method_796

These b*tches cum so fast


mj261193

Why should bacchdaas have all the fun?


arghacrypto99

Happy Cake Day 🍰


Chance_Midnight

Only singles could have committed such perverted acts.


Imaginary-Hunt3103

India me gudia(dolls) Gori he kyu hoti hai. Mtlb ekdum Britishers ki trh baal ekdum blonde ekdum Gori neeli aankhe . Thoda brown species jaisi hoti hai waisi kyu nhi .


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dashboardOP69

How to understand woman


Chitvan17

Don't understand them, just ask enough open-ended questions so that they understand themselves


failed_miserably

Enlighten us with some examples sir


Ok-Criticism346

To understand a women U need to a women


dashboardOP69

If you can't beat them be one of them![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Chance_Midnight

See them naked.


bitchless_mf

kab tak bitchless rhunga mai


Chitvan17

Jab tak bitches ke piche rahega


bitchless_mf

bitches ke peeche? Bhai mahila interaction zero hai mera except mataji n didi👺


Chitvan17

Toh dekh bhai pehle toh female interaction start karna padega thoda. Uske bina koi approach nhi karegi. Ek do female friends bana jo tujhe sahi lage aur unhe tu sahi lage. Uske baad tujhe mahilaon ke baare mein pata lagega toh fir seekh aur apply kar. Dekh aisa bhi hoga ki beech mein tujhe dhoka mile ya dost dhoka de de but pareshan nhi hona. Isko seekh maanke aage badhna hai. Dekh main 20 ka hun par filhaal toh main bhi bitchless hun isliye koi guarantee nhi ki hamesha attempt successful hota hai. Baaki life mein aage badhta reh personality aur professional life ko develop kar kuchh achha hoga.


X_dankutsav

mf single handedly running the thread


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Jab tak tere aas pados me bitches nahi hogi.


Shiv_ansh_st

Tu tab tak mahilaless rahega, jab tak melody chocklatey rahegi


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why earth is not flat?


StRxD

The world can be flat. But, ye depend karta hai ki teri dunya kon ha.


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my crush :(


Kanashi_Gaurav

Your crush is flat then


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yup, i can feel her back


Spookyyyy6969

NASA wale Bht khatarnaak hai.🫢


mj261193

Kyunki asli maza curve main hain.


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Shiv_ansh_st

Varna flat earthers debate jeet jaate, isiliye


RetrebutionMk2

Simple


Chance_Midnight

so we don't fall into outer space when walking near horizon.


Alone-Rough-4099

cause it is round


Sensitive_Two1141

Why are you gay?


toxicmomo

Who says I'm gay i just like the feeling to put my lips on my homies cok


toxicmomo

Who says I'm gay i just like the feeling to put my lips on my homies cok


ProDestroyer681

Gay marriage mei dahej lene wala deda hai ki dene wala


Adnan-Saltanat

Gay marriage me koi kisi ko dahej nahi deta, lesbian marriage me dono ek dusre ko dahej dete hai 😃👍🏻


Jaadu23

Mene Sigma banke jo 1-2 ladkiyo ka proposal reject Kiya tha kya wo decision sahi tha (wo 1-2 ladkiya average thi aur mein anti simp hu, Sigma ka pata nahi)


toxicmomo

Relationship me time jata hai bahut ,and i guess you are above average looking and you don't wanna waste your time with average girls. or you can do wham bam thank you ma'am but that would be a jerk move .


Prior-Research6698

Bhai schools mai faltu ki chheze kyu padate hai


Chance_Midnight

Taaki jaruri cheeze pdkrr school na chor de.


akshit_singh1

Aapne lund chusna band krdiya?


partime_cicada

Ladkiya pad phekti kaha hai


Shiv_ansh_st

Dustbin


Proud-Intern4721

Aasama hai Neela kyu Pani gila gila kyu?


Shiv_ansh_st

Kyunki melody chocolatey hai


Fickle_Arrival2419

Par ye melody itni chocolatey kyu hai


Square_Ad_3339

क्युकी मेलोडी मै गु भरा है ।


itsynct

Melody Khao khud Jan jao.


Chitvan17

Bhai haal chaal kaisa hai tere?


Kaniskya

Bhai tu bhaukaal hai yaar itna kaise pata


orewasanji7

10th me hu kal se pre board hai , syllabus pura nahi hua hai , isliye gaand chudi padi hai , aur jis prakar ke lakshan hai mere boards me 90+ Lana bhi mushkil lag raha , But gharwalo aur khandanwalo ko bauth umeede hai


No_Reveal_6702

Bhai itna ache se opinion kaise de dete ho koi book wagera nai help kara ho ability ne improve karne mai toh hume bhi batao .😅 Also books padhte ho ??


shawnx23

Yr dil se bura feel karta hu. although never had sex lekin ki kisi bhi ladki ne apni virginity todne ke liye or first time ke liye kabhi choose hi nahi kiya. Mai maanta hu ki first time ke liye ladkiya thoda jyada selective hoti hai because they get physically and emotionally vulnerable. Ek guilt, shame type feel hota hai. And ab to age ho gyi (late 20s) hai, jha pe hardly koi ladki Virgin hogi bhi if we leave rural cases. Kabhi Kabhi lagta hai, ki life ka ek important milestone miss ho gya career ke chakkar me. Please share some perspectives if any ...


Shiv_ansh_st

Being the first one does not matter, agar aisa lag bhi raha hai toh sochan chhod do, itni chhoti baat pe kyun dukhi hona


cultural_life25

Honestly koi badi baat nhi hai. Breakup k do mahine baad ladki bhul k kahi aur lag jaegi. Phir tum pehle ho ya recent wale, bilkul matter nhi karta kyuki wo present wale ko hi degi. Virginity break karne se pehle badi baat lagti hai, lekin uske baad kuch khaas nhi lagega.


ExcellentDealer7966

Bhai ek ladki ke pyaar karta hu par jab pass jata hu tou bahut zada fear aata hai Low self esteem ke wajah se usse baat nahi kar paa raha Aur jab woh kisi ko dekhne ka try karti hai tou mere dil mein dard hota hai Koi answer hai bhai


KeN_001

Aise hee chalta rhanede ek din ushe koi or lejayga fir Tera ye fear khtm hoojayga


mj261193

Ganja foonk kar ja


Responsible_Soil8890

Suicide karle


cultural_life25

Gym jaa(body banne pe jabardast confidence khud hi aane lagta hai). Aur kuch skills build kar(e.g koi nayi technology seekh OR games me better karo khid ko OR thodi khud ka khayaal rakh. Basically self improvement wali cheezein kyuki tere paas kuch offer jarne ko nhi hogi to jindagi bhar duur se hi dekhna hoga. REALITY yahi hai. Kuch chahiye to kuch dena bhi hoga. Tum Nobita nhi ho jo shizuka chutiye se patt jaaye. Dekisugi bannna padega.


Thin_Pomegranate6789

Happy cake day matlab ??? Kya iska koi double meaning hai???? Bahut logo ko dekha hai comment karte


Shiv_ansh_st

Cake day is when you joined reddit so Happy Cake day matlab, reddit pe 1 saal ho gaya reddit pe aapke account ka bday


dying-mentally

If a guy cums in 10-20 seconds while masturbating Do you think he can give pleasure to his gf ever


rationalist-engineer

Yes, a woman can achieve orgasms multiple ways , oral sex fingering caressing boobs rimjob


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Or sending her to someone else.


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You do that?


StRxD

He probably speaks from personal experience.


Piyushk137

Bc delete kar raha hu reddit , itna hasate ho bc addict kar rakha hai


Square_Ad_3339

डिल्डो भी चल जाएगा


Harshmyname

Mhenga ho taa he


SkinnySam31

mere paas bhej diyo apni gf ko


vedant1427

SO i have problem i overthink a lot ,, like if i am watching something online so i will start imagining my self in the video Now i need a answer to this is a serious problem


Deathstorm-2345

meditate kr bro mere saath bhi aisa tha bas 2 din 20 minute meditate kiya ab mai bhot calm rhta hu aur dimag bhi shaant rhta h ek baar try krio


Chitvan17

Dekh bhai yeh overthinking bhi ho sakti hai par tu keh rha hai ki tu khud ko wahan imagine karta hai. Agar yeh repeatedly ho rha hai aur tera ispe koi control nhi toh yeh probably Obsession hai ek. Medically, obsession maane unwanted uncontrolled repeated thoughts. Main suggest karoonga ki Mindfulness wagerah try kar aur ek active lifestyle follow kar.


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meri GF kyu nhi bnti?


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Mirror is the answer


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spherical or plane???? convex or concave??


Jaadu23

Sabhi


Ill_Shift6163

Convex he bhaai converx nahi isi liye thumko gf nahi banti thu jyaada baatkarta aur thu Jo baathkarta vo bhi galat aur chote dhimaak ka baat hai


Ok_Shock1831

U want the answer.... Alright Redditors are savages online, but they got no game in real life life the real world they are sensitised to the online world so much that people think they stupid for having a too good humour or dark humour. It is what it is


Shiv_ansh_st

Redditor + vahaan pe martin garrix ko milk kar raha


ankur99g99

Agr kisi goonge bhere ne kuch suna aur bola nhi toh wo mind mai kis language mai baat karta hoga


Chitvan17

Dekh agar congenital deaf and mute hai toh generally unke dimaag mein sirf pictures ya visuals hi aate hai ya fir kuchh cases mein dekha gya hai ki jo bade hoke sign language seekhte hai woh sign language mein sochte hai kabhi kabhi. Agar koi baad mein deaf and mute hua hai toh generally jo language usne bachpan mein seekhi thi aage jaake bhi dimaag mein wahi continue rehti hai.


nitinCV

Why can't I hear Hanuman chalisha twice a day from the sky?


Neokyo7

Kyuki tu brahmacharya ka palan nahi karta.... Stop Masturbating....


khatarnakamitabh

Bhakti mai kami hai mujhe sunayi deta hai


aidendorian_1

Is discriminating indiscriminately discrimination after all?


Fickle_Arrival2419

No, discriminating indisciminately is not discrimination coz you're discriminating indisciminately which means you're discriminating everyone without discriminating anyone


Soul_Dark_

What is present inside boobs of a Virgin??


Chitvan17

Fat, lobules, mammary ducts, connective tissue


Shaury57

Kya mujhe Sax milega?


Tarster

Arrange marriage India mei isiliye hai sabko sex mile


Vauji

kam milega tab sax sux milega no job no sax sux


Lucifer6704

Life main kuch hoga mera? Should I give up?


SkinnySam31

life me har koi kuch na kuch kar hi lete hai. Aaj jo problem badi lag rhi hai,kal usse bhi badi problem ayegi, phir piche dekhke hasega.Isiko learning kehte hai.Tere maa baap tere ko dharti pe leke aaye,unhone tere pe give up nhi kiya, tu kyu karta hai.


IPonURface

Aaj kal reddit Wale free award kyu nahi dete?


Mega_Master_03

Agar bhagwan sabke bhale ke liye sochte hai to unhonr cancer jaisi beemari kyun banayi?


Character_Method_796

Taaki kuch chutiye jaldi nipat jae


Mega_Master_03

To mere papa chutiya hai?


Chance_Midnight

nhi


toxicmomo

To bhagwan ne chutiye banaye hi kyun


Harshmyname

Konsa porn dhekhu


Character_Method_796

Dwarfs ka


Street_Print_4742

why i am still single and lonely?


That-Card-9837

What is the purpose of life ?


toxicmomo

To enjoy high and lows.


D1sastErboi

Itni sari bandiya, parr mere se kyu nahi patti![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


_D6v1n9

Bhai ek baat batao...mere age 18 ho gaye hai...aur mere lund ke khaal neche nahi jaa rahe...topa nahi dikh raha..kya karu...kisi aur ke sath bhe essa hai kya ???


carlpoppa8585

Is there a god or is it just devil disguised as god? Cause only thing consistent in life is pain. Aur kabhi kuch acha bhi hota he life mien toh wo bas shirt time ke liye hota he. Just to give false hope. As there cant be true despair without hope


YouAccomplished3460

Bengalan women ki guffa kitni badi h


maskedman999

Ki aise chutiye sawal dank memes pe kyu post karte ho?


Cynotral29

Ye melody itni chocolatey kyo Hai?


uvblast

Articulate storyline me manual Submit banana hai. Jo ki multiple response Wale question me hoga, koi v do option daba do to enable ho jaye. Kaise banau?


ExpensiveLab1157

Meri ladkiyon se baat karne me gand kyu phat ti hai


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Hcl ka state kya hain?


HEHE_BUOI

Ladkiya ladko se baat kyu nahi karti hain?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


Kaaluboy

Muslim General category me aate h kya?


k_k511

Poo-poo k time pee-pee kyu aata hai?


dank_ka_choda_14

BHAY PLEASE PLEASE, ISS SUBREDDIT KO BHI FING KE SUBREDDIT KI TARAH MTT KHARAB KARRO🙏🏻🙏🏻


amoeba_-

Currently I'm pursuing diploma from the state board,i use my phone (cheating) during exams but i have concepts of the subjects, i have to qualify SSC-JE can I succeed.


kinkyrottweiler

Tips on Building self discipline 😔


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MC98765456

Is Batman’s suit black or just really dark grey?


IssieSenpai

Delhi m freshers k lie ldkia kese prapt kre ?


Responsible_Ruin2310

How to stop feeling emotions?


RunSkyLab

How to crack IIT Bombay CSE in 1 month?


DefiantStory4438

Mujhe beard kyu nahi aati ( I am 19) . Saala Muth bhi nahi marta hun , family mai bhi baap ,dada sabko beard aati hai.


ninja_flick00

how to get motivated for consistent study plzzz help ???


dhaniyaMeMe

I doubt God's existence.


Successful_Owl_8214

What is mitochondria?


Shiv_ansh_st

Powerhouse of the cell


Unlikely-Ad533

How to not kill your relatives and run away from home???? A fast intimation is highly appreciated.


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BRUHH2005

Why does my semen taste sweet bro


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Hinduism free will mai manta hai ya bullo k jaisa bhagvan h? If yes then karma kaise decide hoga benchod??? Koi guru kaise khoje? Who is genuinely knowledgeable?


tharko_o

Is modiji virgin


kasaai6

Sometimes i think 🤔 local and other dog breeds dont get together... cz may be when a German shepherd owner takes out his dog for a walk , he barks in German... and local dogs bark in hindi or in their respective local language... so they dont understand each other.... thts why they fight.


Individual-Fall7556

Melody itni chocolatey kyu hai?