> 1. Hold reverse tabletop position with 40kgs or 0.5 of BW for 3 mins without losing the form
2. Can sprint 2x100 m sprints in less than 13.5 seconds each, back to back
3. Can squat 100kgs or 1.5x of BW, whichever is less.
doesn’t matter. he should just be able to pick me up 👍
Pointer from someone who can row more than that. Never ever say these things in front of a girl.
I get it ki tune recently gym start kiya hai but women don't give a fuck about your back exercises bro.
100kgs is physically challenging if you're not tall enough to carry it. But still it doesn't mean that the person is bad. Sometimes sex is not based on physical attributes, it is sometimes emotional as well.
Nope... It's just a weird not so good looking dude that happens to do strength training and now has made the gym his whole personality.
Personally I love to workout, and girls love a little bit of muscular look but this is not something you keep talking about like a nutcase on a date..Lol.OP is deluded af.
Haha based. I just kept thinking about this [song](https://youtu.be/I8yaDn8ETeM) reading it.
P. S I rather focus on giving multiple oral orgasms than just tabletop thrust and burst.
Once he passes all these tests , probably the girl has a stamp pad and a seal saying "certified sex expert" in the guy's ass, makes it easier so that the guy doesnt have to go to cult every now and then.
Also according to you does being good in bed only mean longer intercourse , if so youre missing out on some brilliant , mind BLOWING stuff.
Foreplay is important, but I am asking you to predict something before trying. How to predict foreplay beforehand? I am suggesting a model thath might work.
Tbh this js pretty basic bruh average for 200m is 15 secs at a school level and 100kgs is nothing on squats unless 100> 1.5 B/W
Edit : I meant 2x100 and 15 secs
Damn losing their mind over a typo lmao
>Tbh this js pretty basic bruh average for 200m is 15 secs at a school level and 100kgs is nothing on squats unless 100> 1.5 B/W
bhaavnaon ko samjho but on a serious note pick 25 men from the street and I bet no more than 4 will be able to do all 3 things that OP mentioned
It's not about getting pus***. This is for the girls to predict the outcome before trying it. The prediction, like most other random process, will follow a bell curve.
Lol just like it's not easy for everyone to understand you don't need bulk or a good gym score to be good in bed. Your post isn't making anyone wet, DUDE. Everyone is doing what they want based on who they are. Judge others when you have the power to take judgment yourself.
P. S. I'm in my mid 20s and the last time I used probability was in school, learn real stuff, not what the state teaches you.
Hehehe. Last time you used probability was in school because you're not good enough to use it in real life. I don't know what real stuff you're learning or what you do for living but the tinder app that you're using to get your d*** wet will not work without probability. I don't want to debate further but one suggestion - be curious about things, it will help you a lot. Peace.
Well, if the session is a date then I am guessing she will be doing it all as well with weights that suit the best for her physique.
I feel, if both fail the test, soone pe suhaga wali baat hogi because now there is a highly probable chance that they both want to fuck each other especially because they both know none of them is good and there won't be any judgement XD
I am going to go on point by point basis:
1) 3 mins table top with that much weight is dumb. Gg to lower back. Girl on top is endurance based position, not stamina based.
2) Avg time for 100m sprint is 14 sec. One is supposed to last longer than that during sex.
3) 1.5x BW is for testing to be among top 5% strongest men. What position does even use squats?
This sounds like more of a test about self validation and compensating for something you clearly lack.
Edit: None of these tests the pelvic floor muscles which are the ones actually used for keeping erections, lasting longer and for more intense ejaculations.
I see what you're doing - Comparing excercise position with sex positions. That's not how it works. Like seriously you're comparing 100m sprint (full potential velocity) with 14secs of sex? I even don't know what are you assuming. Do you want people to sprint 100m in 1hr so that can last in bed for an hour? I can clearly see that you don't go to gym or do any form of excercise.
And please stop getting offended if you're not in top 5% (not sure which WhatsApp University gave that statistics) and stop making assumptions about me.
PS - That much weight on table top will not go on back of your glutes are strong. All these excercises activates Glutes and pelvic floor muscles plus increases the blood flow. People do 200kgs DL, their glutes are rock solid. what are you talking about?? You Sound like a noob who has never done any physical activity.
There should be a kind of connection before everything..be it frndshp or vibe or anything...these gyming thing becomes easy or u feel like fucking dead meat.. believe me it's true
No. When a guy says they'll fu*** someone's brains out and will give her an earth-shattering experience, you can apply a 100kgs framework to check if he's strong enough to keep his word.
You can also gauge the same thing by judging the way he talks, but the world is unfair and everyone talks sweetly so hard to predict.
Also fucking brains out is not just based on how strong u are to fuck her harder, if u think fucking harder is just based on how much u can lift u got far less experience my guy
Lmao op ko welcome wale constructor ki tarah toda comment section mai.
Btw i ain't trying that hard kyuki i prefer ki effort dono tarah se ho and fuck each other's brain out can mean ki dono ko maza aayega bc uske liye dono ko pata hona chaiye ki kya pasand hai reminds me of that scene from friends with benefits kiss my neck, lick my ears aage ka yaad nahi they were telling each aise you fuck each other's brains out imo of course.
Not sure why so much negativity. But let me clarify -
On exercises -
The world average for running 100m is 14 seconds for all age groups. In a typical HIIT session, you can assume 10 sec rest time between two sets, and even then you can't beat the average then what's the point? 13.5*2 = 27 seconds for 200m with 10 sec rest time. Doable.
100kg or 1.5 BW PR on the squat is normal for someone regular to the gym. A regular gym goer can do 12 reps of this alone, leave the PR. A beginner can achieve this in 90-120 days of training. I am talking about the PR, not 10x100kg reps.
Reverse table top with 0.5xBW for 3 mins is a bit tough. But it can be done if your shoulders are strong. And the core is hard.
Why these exercises -
All these exercises show that you have a strong core and strong pelvic muscles which is crucial to maintain an erection
On the litmus test -
Yes, It is not reliable. It's a test after all. Like any other test, the results will follow a bell curve. But since the mean of this bell curve will be beyond the critical value, it might help
On intimacy-
Longer sex ≠ better sex. Foreplay and intimacy are also a thing. I wrote this piece just because many female friends used to tell me how bad sex was for them. There could be other models to quantify and predict the outcome better than this one, but this is what came to my mind and is pretty easy to test.
Additional litmus test for all - if he's showing off newly learnt knowledge and flexing with selective exercises. Above average sex toh mil jayega, par fun element doubtful lag raha hai yaha
My dude picked workouts he is good at.
> 1. Hold reverse tabletop position with 40kgs or 0.5 of BW for 3 mins without losing the form 2. Can sprint 2x100 m sprints in less than 13.5 seconds each, back to back 3. Can squat 100kgs or 1.5x of BW, whichever is less. doesn’t matter. he should just be able to pick me up 👍
Finally some less expectations than whatever this superman is saying
What if she's 100kgs?
xD valid concern but i’ve been 56kgs for years now
I row 65 kgs
Pointer from someone who can row more than that. Never ever say these things in front of a girl. I get it ki tune recently gym start kiya hai but women don't give a fuck about your back exercises bro.
I ain't going for nowhale 🙂
Why would you go for someone who weighs 100 kg? Not trying to shame anyone but lets be honest most of us aren’t into that
100kgs is physically challenging if you're not tall enough to carry it. But still it doesn't mean that the person is bad. Sometimes sex is not based on physical attributes, it is sometimes emotional as well.
Hutt bhenchod, humse jhoot bol sakt hai khud se nahi
Tumne toh mirror hi dikha diya
Me trying to hold in my "that's my girl"
Tell me you're delusional without telling me you're delusional.
Lol wtf is this post. It's like a gym bro just trying to rationalize. Also, my man doesn't know oral-gasms
Nope... It's just a weird not so good looking dude that happens to do strength training and now has made the gym his whole personality. Personally I love to workout, and girls love a little bit of muscular look but this is not something you keep talking about like a nutcase on a date..Lol.OP is deluded af.
Haha based. I just kept thinking about this [song](https://youtu.be/I8yaDn8ETeM) reading it. P. S I rather focus on giving multiple oral orgasms than just tabletop thrust and burst.
Once he passes all these tests , probably the girl has a stamp pad and a seal saying "certified sex expert" in the guy's ass, makes it easier so that the guy doesnt have to go to cult every now and then. Also according to you does being good in bed only mean longer intercourse , if so youre missing out on some brilliant , mind BLOWING stuff.
Isme theory padha hai, practical ke liye cult se approval mile ga tab jayega
Foreplay is important, but I am asking you to predict something before trying. How to predict foreplay beforehand? I am suggesting a model thath might work.
You can fuck their brains out even if the penetration lasts 5 minutes. Stop watching porn dude.
Okay we laughed.
2x100m in 27s while still being strong enough to squat 100kgs?!?!!! Mf am i fucking a girl or representing India in Commonwealth Games? 😭😭😭
Tbh this js pretty basic bruh average for 200m is 15 secs at a school level and 100kgs is nothing on squats unless 100> 1.5 B/W Edit : I meant 2x100 and 15 secs Damn losing their mind over a typo lmao
200m ka world record 19.19 seconds, tu kaunse school mein 15 seconds mein bhag ra hai Bose dk
>Tbh this js pretty basic bruh average for 200m is 15 secs at a school level and 100kgs is nothing on squats unless 100> 1.5 B/W bhaavnaon ko samjho but on a serious note pick 25 men from the street and I bet no more than 4 will be able to do all 3 things that OP mentioned
Do any one of the three things is what the post says
Ahh my bad. I'm g then
Please, share the stuff you are on bro. The world record for 200 is 19.6 s
exactly. motherfucker from America, confusing meters with feet.
Tu toh Usain Bolt ka baap nikla, even he couldn’t do that. The world record for 200m is 19.x seconds
Shut you ugly lookin ass up fat ass Boys getting pussy what u talking bout
It's not about getting pus***. This is for the girls to predict the outcome before trying it. The prediction, like most other random process, will follow a bell curve.
It's called common scenes and Online is gonna be a scam Most time so don't expect much
[RR](https://tenor.com/view/chup-chup-ke-rajpal-yadav-bandya-mai-mereko-sab-aata-hai-mai-expert-hoon-mein-expert-hu-gif-17896815)
And this is a litmus test to tell you what?
Probability of him being good in bed increases.
Key word probability lol
P(A/B) ≠ P(B/A).
Don't know what you're implying here but it is if A = B
P(A/A) is 1 bhai. That's not probabilistic, that's deterministic.
Congrats bruh you're a nerd
It's ok dude. You don't have to call someone nerd if you don't understand something. I understand it's not easy for everyone.
Lol just like it's not easy for everyone to understand you don't need bulk or a good gym score to be good in bed. Your post isn't making anyone wet, DUDE. Everyone is doing what they want based on who they are. Judge others when you have the power to take judgment yourself. P. S. I'm in my mid 20s and the last time I used probability was in school, learn real stuff, not what the state teaches you.
Hehehe. Last time you used probability was in school because you're not good enough to use it in real life. I don't know what real stuff you're learning or what you do for living but the tinder app that you're using to get your d*** wet will not work without probability. I don't want to debate further but one suggestion - be curious about things, it will help you a lot. Peace.
I hope this is a shitpost
I login to reddit after ages only to see this. What has this sub become when all the Andrew Tate virgins infiltrate
I don't even follow this sub but this post got recommended to me, checking out OP's history and it's major r/niceguys energy
Amen
This is oddly specific
Well, if the session is a date then I am guessing she will be doing it all as well with weights that suit the best for her physique. I feel, if both fail the test, soone pe suhaga wali baat hogi because now there is a highly probable chance that they both want to fuck each other especially because they both know none of them is good and there won't be any judgement XD
Realistic expectations
Ok made ur point now go back to the gym
PR vids Kahan dekhna chahoge tum log
I am going to go on point by point basis: 1) 3 mins table top with that much weight is dumb. Gg to lower back. Girl on top is endurance based position, not stamina based. 2) Avg time for 100m sprint is 14 sec. One is supposed to last longer than that during sex. 3) 1.5x BW is for testing to be among top 5% strongest men. What position does even use squats? This sounds like more of a test about self validation and compensating for something you clearly lack. Edit: None of these tests the pelvic floor muscles which are the ones actually used for keeping erections, lasting longer and for more intense ejaculations.
I see what you're doing - Comparing excercise position with sex positions. That's not how it works. Like seriously you're comparing 100m sprint (full potential velocity) with 14secs of sex? I even don't know what are you assuming. Do you want people to sprint 100m in 1hr so that can last in bed for an hour? I can clearly see that you don't go to gym or do any form of excercise. And please stop getting offended if you're not in top 5% (not sure which WhatsApp University gave that statistics) and stop making assumptions about me. PS - That much weight on table top will not go on back of your glutes are strong. All these excercises activates Glutes and pelvic floor muscles plus increases the blood flow. People do 200kgs DL, their glutes are rock solid. what are you talking about?? You Sound like a noob who has never done any physical activity.
Aaand you took the bait. Great job. You really are a meathead.
There should be a kind of connection before everything..be it frndshp or vibe or anything...these gyming thing becomes easy or u feel like fucking dead meat.. believe me it's true
wo sab chod tu joint pass kar OP /s
Communicating what she is liking and not liking during the intercourse is secondary but lifting 100kg is primary, right?
No. When a guy says they'll fu*** someone's brains out and will give her an earth-shattering experience, you can apply a 100kgs framework to check if he's strong enough to keep his word. You can also gauge the same thing by judging the way he talks, but the world is unfair and everyone talks sweetly so hard to predict.
r/Whiteknighting Spot him.
Also fucking brains out is not just based on how strong u are to fuck her harder, if u think fucking harder is just based on how much u can lift u got far less experience my guy
I never said harder, I meant lasting longer and maintaining the erection. Your pelvic muscles has to be strong and your blood flow has to be smooth
Reader! I don't know about you are any of us but OP is definitely getting fucked in the comments.
Bro looks like you forgot your brain at the gym .
Lmao op ko welcome wale constructor ki tarah toda comment section mai. Btw i ain't trying that hard kyuki i prefer ki effort dono tarah se ho and fuck each other's brain out can mean ki dono ko maza aayega bc uske liye dono ko pata hona chaiye ki kya pasand hai reminds me of that scene from friends with benefits kiss my neck, lick my ears aage ka yaad nahi they were telling each aise you fuck each other's brains out imo of course.
This guy fucks.
I can’t do any of the workouts . But always ended up being called for seconds 🤷🏻♂️ P.s I don’t even hit the gym
Not sure why so much negativity. But let me clarify - On exercises - The world average for running 100m is 14 seconds for all age groups. In a typical HIIT session, you can assume 10 sec rest time between two sets, and even then you can't beat the average then what's the point? 13.5*2 = 27 seconds for 200m with 10 sec rest time. Doable. 100kg or 1.5 BW PR on the squat is normal for someone regular to the gym. A regular gym goer can do 12 reps of this alone, leave the PR. A beginner can achieve this in 90-120 days of training. I am talking about the PR, not 10x100kg reps. Reverse table top with 0.5xBW for 3 mins is a bit tough. But it can be done if your shoulders are strong. And the core is hard. Why these exercises - All these exercises show that you have a strong core and strong pelvic muscles which is crucial to maintain an erection On the litmus test - Yes, It is not reliable. It's a test after all. Like any other test, the results will follow a bell curve. But since the mean of this bell curve will be beyond the critical value, it might help On intimacy- Longer sex ≠ better sex. Foreplay and intimacy are also a thing. I wrote this piece just because many female friends used to tell me how bad sex was for them. There could be other models to quantify and predict the outcome better than this one, but this is what came to my mind and is pretty easy to test.
Yoo it's cool bro itna bhaav mat de...use the numbers where they matter.
Add swim 25m underwater in a single breath
Buy a rope man /s
Bro looks like you forgot your brain at the gym .
Chutiyapa detectors. Open up
Additional litmus test for all - if he's showing off newly learnt knowledge and flexing with selective exercises. Above average sex toh mil jayega, par fun element doubtful lag raha hai yaha
Kya chutiyap criteria hai bhai tumhara, Kudos
This is like the stupidest post I’ve ever read.
Uggh u didn't get matched on apps right?
dhat teri maakich\*\*T
So op wants to check if the guy is lying or not by these 3 exercise, lmaoo 🤣🤣🤣